A Super Bowl Prayer (565 hits)
Category: SportsRating: 0.59 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2005-02-04 12:50:54 EST
A special prayer for a very special occasion:
Our Father, who art in the Linc,
Donovan be thy Name.
Thy T.O.uchdowns come,
Thy win will be done,
In Jacksonville as it is in South Philly.
Give us this day our Super Bowl Ring.
And forgive us our enchroachment,
As we forgive those who kick field goals against us.
And lead us not into dumb penalties,
But deliver us from defensive pass interference.
For thine is the arm strength,
and the running back,
and the stunting, blitzing, all-pro defense,
for ever and ever.
Amen.
E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!
User Reviews
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-04 21:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO Eagles Woo! I love how everyone is already giving this game to the Pats. THe Pats couldnt hold my jock. The Pats D hasnt faced a mobile QB all year and McNabb is the X factor and will hopefully bring home a Trophy to Philly. Going to be a great game. Cant wait til sunday.
Jevon Kearse is going to make Tom Brady look like a high schooler, just like what he did to Michael Vick and Daunte Culpepper.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-04 20:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If Donovan McNabb offered to have sex with me, I'd have to say yes.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-04 20:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
its going to be a blowout. go pats.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-04 18:37:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#15 of the MVA says it all
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Moe: "I say Jasper, what comes after 75?"
Larry: "76."
Curly: "That's the spirit!"
GO EAGLES WOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by Evil_Morg (user info) at 2005-02-04 14:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i'm sorry, when people start talking about super bowl, I start looking for my super bong
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-02-04 14:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not happening.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-04 14:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-02-04 13:22:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yawn. Football sucks. Too many clock stops.
Now hockey, there's a REAL man's sport!
whats this "hockey" you speak of. is it that game they used to play on the cold surface, that had its season cancelled this year?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-02-04 13:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-02-04 13:17:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
I had a dream McNabb hurt his knee. Then I was driving down a snowy road. Then I was walking down a dirt road and everything was green again. And a man on a bicycle glared at me.
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Then a guy in an Eagles jersey jumped out of the bushes and kicked my ass.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-02-04 13:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yawn. Football sucks. Too many clock stops.
Now hockey, there's a REAL man's sport!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-02-04 13:21:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It would be my pleasure, Adam.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-02-04 13:17:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I had a dream McNabb hurt his knee. Then I was driving down a snowy road. Then I was walking down a dirt road and everything was green again. And a man on a bicycle glared at me.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-04 13:16:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate the Eagles but I hate the Pats even more.
Anything from New England (Boston) sucks, at least Philly is a cool town.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-04 13:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This will be a good post to find all those pats fans and heckle them on monday
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-04 13:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hell yeah. fuck them pats
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-02-04 13:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WOO PATS WOO!!!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-04 12:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-04 12:54:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN GHEY EGLEZ FANZ!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPATS!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-04 12:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Go Pats WHOOOO
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-04 12:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-04 12:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN GHEY EGLEZ FANZ!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-04 12:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!