People who claim to not watch TV (1041 hits)
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Submitted by big_wigger (View user info) at 2005-02-04 15:59:23 EST
Your all fucking lying!
Then if you push them on it they will say something like: "I only watch the Discovery or History channel...y'know, quality TV".
Fuckingplease! We all know you are watching CSI, Desperate Housewives & The Real World.
So there.
Bitches
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-05 09:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-05 08:10:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't watch tv because I live in an upturned oil barrel in the depths of the Mongolian jungle. Watching the many and various creatures taking a dump makes a fine substitute.
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Various creatures taking a dump??? Wow, that sounds better than any reality TV I've seen
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-05 08:10:14 EST (#)
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I don't watch tv because I live in an upturned oil barrel in the depths of the Mongolian jungle. Watching the many and various creatures taking a dump makes a fine substitute.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-05 07:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have an aerial. I use my television for watching DVD's which I rent. I disagree with paying for the license, so I let them have what they were asking for, my tv can't tune into nothing...
I pulled the aeriel off the roof and wrote to them to let them know. They soon stopped pestering me after they met me in the flesh. No aerial, no crime.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-02-05 07:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I watch movies a lot more than I watch television.
These days, the only shows that I like to watch are all animated (the [adult swim] block, The Simpsons, etc.).
The only live-action shows that I was ever really into were The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Twin Peaks, Eerie Indiana and the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (ONLY UP UNTIL ZEO, mind you)
Submitted by TheGreenLantern (user info) at 2005-02-05 07:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I watch porn.
Greeny
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-05 01:21:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I really don't watch television.
Know why?
BECAUSE MY FUCKING BITCH WHORING EX-FUCKING WIFE GOT THE HOUSE, THE T.V.'S, THE CD'S, THE APPLIANCES, THE KIDS, THE PETS, THE FURNITURE, THE UTENSILS, THE COMPUTERS AND EVERY OTHER SINGLE FUCKING PIECE OF PROPERTY I SPENT MY GODDAMNED MUTHAFUCKIN' YOUTH WORKING FOR.
Therefore, Carol Richards and her pro-woman stance and suck the farts from my ASSSSSSSS!!!!
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-02-04 22:53:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
because I agree with and because I love tv, especially CSI and Law & Order and all those.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-04 22:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't watch tv because my personal one broke and I don't feel like going to the family room and watching whatever the other people are watching.
I'm more of a Penn and Teller's Bullshit kinda girl.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-02-04 22:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"You watch television to turn your brain off and you work on your computer when you want to turn your brain on."
-- Steve Jobs, co-founder of Apple Computer and Pixar, in Macworld Magazine, February 2004
I'm doing both so it balances out. Fuck off Steve Jobs.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-02-04 22:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bill O'Reilly blows, Matt.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-02-04 22:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i watch the o'rielly factor, and adult swim.
occasionally conan o'brian.
the end.
prove me wrong, bitches.
that desparate housewives show FUCKING SUCKS.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-04 19:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God help me, I watch T.V. regularly.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-04 18:38:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I watch CSI, Smallville, and SportsCenter.
That is it.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-02-04 18:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How can I watch TV when I don't own one?
Fuck off.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-04 18:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have watched TV a lot in my youth, probably more than a lifetime's worth, but I only get one channel now and it's CBC so I can usually find something better to watch/do on the Internet. The only show I watch regularly is "The Daily Show" and I usually download that. Internet is way better than TV.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-02-04 18:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't watch TV. Fuck you.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-04 18:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I watch South Park, Passions, The Daily Show, Lost, Desperate Houswives, and Buffy. Total ends up being like seven-eight hours a week. Other than that, I don't have any time for TV. I don't get people who say they don't watch TV because it rots your brain or whatever. If I had time to sit and watch TV for hours a day, I'd fucking do it.
Yes I fucking watch Buffy. Got a problem with that? I didn't think so.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-02-04 17:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 17:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i don't watch TV...
because i don't even own one. cable companies charge way to much for such mediocre programming.
but IF i had one and had cable... yes, i would probably start watching it when i was bored, so you got me.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-04 17:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't watch TV because it's all crap. I read books, watch movies and listen to music, but television, other than a rare few shows, isn't worth paying the cable bill for.
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-02-04 17:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd be fine with it if they could say it without being condescending. I don't smoke, but I don't tell people in that "so there, loser" tone of voice so many people employ.
Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.turnoffyourtv.com
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:42:27 EST (#)
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I don't even have a TV cable running into the house.
I get a little bit of ABC, but it's fuzzy as shit. Only the sound comes through.
Submitted by roxyboo (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I watch alot of tv, but I never use that stupid fucking internet.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't watch tv for over a year because my husband and I didn't have cable. We watched
movies and played video games..or even more frequently we went out.
But now I watch the same as Sassmasterr.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
comedy central, adult swim, and music videos (not MTV - because real world/road rules sucks)
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:15:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I only watch PRON
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh... I hate those people.
Submitted by BludKake (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You know what? I don't watch TV...but I think I may be lying.
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't watch TV.
ok i'm lying. but i really do only watch the crappy news, simpsons, and family guy. unless i'm smokin a blunt, in which case a good game of wheel of fortune entertains me well.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yup... you told us.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Blah.
I watch sports, comedy central, and some cool discovery/history channel shit. If CBS and FOX didn't have sports, I'd never watch them.