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Shakin' Like a Dog Shittin Razor Blades (825 hits)

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Rating: 1.78 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by CaptainAmik (View user info) at 2005-02-05 04:25:09 EST


Why can't we sometimes just give up? Why will we perpetually make that point of working for something we don't want? Also why does Vodka make any man a bitch for no reason other than to humiliate him?
Spelling now become passe and you get a rant. Only one space after the period because for some reason computers have gotten rid of the two space because it was a type-writter thing, I put my hand through my door tonight, I think it was a poker loss rather than her. Isn't it always her? or him for you girls that actually hang out on uber at 5 in the am (kinda sad ladies)? what kind of people are you any way? I would rather be an alter more than anything....or Carol Richards, but I don't have that alternative, I'm just the drunk poster who decided that after losing five bucks in poker needed a good summary of his life at that point. Fuck that girl you think you love, kick someone in the head....fall asleep to a horror movie sometime, because society has left us for dead and we need that break. Listen to some shitty punk rock or some scrEAMO have a good time, get a grip, what do you have that I don't? re 16 year old's was the best, most reviewed post....and some of us have nothing, some can clutch on to our bad writing, and some of us can choose to -2 because that is the cool thing to do now a days. Fuck everything, fuck goths, fuck punks, fuck nerds, fuck skaters, fuck americans, fuck the UK, fuck canada, fuck religion I don't want to leave anyone out so fuck you, here is my full drunk teen angst post, even though I have left my teens behind me, and if you're a teen fuck you too. I think uber needed one of these something that hasn't been done in a little while.

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Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:54:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha ha ha ha ha ,up the Vodka.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-05 12:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-02-05 08:49:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wonder if you're going to remember doing this.

Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2005-02-05 07:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-02-05 04:46:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

The title. Who did that fucking song?
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Alkaline Trio - Radio

+ 2 because I'm a fan of drunken rants.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-05 06:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That double space thing has me all fucked up.

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-05 05:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You are gonna have one motherfucker of a headache when you wake up, judging from this.

Good luck with that.

Submitted by Pimpernell (user info) at 2005-02-05 05:20:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah! go man! go !

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-05 05:00:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

For being up past your bedtime

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-02-05 04:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The title. Who did that fucking song?


Homer: You know what?

Grampa: What?

Homer: We're both screw-ups.

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy