ATTENTION PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET: I bid to thee, my sorrowful adieu. (859 hits)
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Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (View user info) at 2005-02-05 07:40:49 EST
Good day, people of the internet! I certainly hope I find you all in good health. Today is my final day as an active member of the Über community. Now I know that none of you will be concerned with this, but I enjoy closure and I suppose its healthy.
I will always cherish the good times; cabaretgirl, übermadness, that one guy who said he was going to take over. Oh to remain lost in such heavenly memories. Pleasent thoughts floating in my earwig-free brain, replying to a post about something meaningless with a simple "-2 die". Oh those were the days.
I will never forget the bad; cabaretgirl's camewhore, Fetish's banning. But those times passed by, leaving just a faint shadow of their shocking tales. And together we moved on.
N00bs, don't post on your first day. Lurk more. Always kiss Bart's ass, its the right thing to do. And never, ever type in "AIM speak". It damages retinas, and causes 6 different types of cancer. And do YOU really want to be responsible for all of that?
So I bid thee all adieu. I hope you all have wonderful fun within this interweb community and within the flaming of this post. And with that, I digress.
User Reviews
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-05 21:58:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-05 15:57:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
N00bs, don't post on your first day.
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I posted on my first day and it ended up at about 1.5.
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I posted on my first day and it ended up winning a Pullitzer prize.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-02-05 21:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wait no you cant
i mean
o fuck it
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-05 15:57:19 EST (#)
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N00bs, don't post on your first day.
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I posted on my first day and it ended up at about 1.5.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-05 15:37:20 EST (#)
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That's my purse! I don't know you! (kicks guy in the balls)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-02-05 15:26:00 EST (#)
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GOD NO, DONT GO! those posts you made about the...and then there was the time you...we....uhh...
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-05 13:06:58 EST (#)
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Learn what digress means.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-05 12:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up and get the fuck out of here, then!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-05 10:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who ARE you?
Are you hot?
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-05 10:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Unfair! Fegg hasn't insulted or flirted incompetently with you yet!
Besides, sometimes those earwigs lay eggs, you know.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-05 09:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
adios
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-02-05 09:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aww you'll be missed. Or at least i'll miss ya ;)
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-02-05 08:27:10 EST (#)
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And you have a good mornigngnngiigg <snoooooooooooooreeee...>
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2005-02-05 08:22:28 EST (#)
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Aw thanks. I didn't expect anyone to miss me. Have a good night!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-02-05 08:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Understandable.
Rats, I need to sleep.
Well, even though you and I have never really talked before or anything, I just wanted to say that I enjoyed reading your posts, and uh, well, I guess I'll miss ya.
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2005-02-05 08:14:53 EST (#)
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Eh. Just 'cause. I became preoccupied with another forum and never posted or commented here, so I thought some closure would be nice.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-02-05 08:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AIM always seems to conk out on me just when I need it, but look around for me sometime.
AIM: dawnoftheeric
Why are you leaving?
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2005-02-05 08:06:03 EST (#)
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Kent: If you're bored, I'm online 24/7 AIM: ladyitsraining
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-02-05 07:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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You got your good thing
And I've got mine
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What?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T LEAVE!
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You've got your good thing, and I've got mine
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You've got a good, good thing, and you've got mine, all mine
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You've got a good, good thing, and you've got mine, all mine
In heaven, everything is fine
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You've got your good thing, and I've got mine
In heaven, everything is fine
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You've got a good, good thing, and you've got mine, all mine
In heaven, everything is fine
In heaven
In heaven, everything is fine
You've got a good, good thing, and you've got mine, all mine
In heaven, everything is fine
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-05 07:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you sell your computer or something?
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-05 07:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out, and all that jazz.