Photoshop Competition #4 (12423 hits)
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Submitted by Herpes (View user info) at 2005-02-05 14:50:44 EST
There were 21 legal entries this round. For those of you who didn't get your post in coughPMJcough, remember to link to this post if you want to be entered. Even if you don't want to be entered, link here anyways.
A few people had opinions on changing the layout of the competition. The first one to be considered was multiple entries. I have nothing against anyone entering more than once, but when voting time comes, only what you think is your best one will be put up for the vote.
There was also a suggestion that these pictures go up anonymous. Only if this catches on enough for Bart to hook me up with an UberMadness layout, will anonymous posting go into effect. It's far too much work for me, and I'm a very busy man (not so much busy, as I'd call it lazy). However, if more than half the people who submit a photoshop this round would like to switch over to anonymous entries, then next week's will be anonymous. I'm hosting this for you guys, and if that's what you want, that's what you'll get.
Surprise surprise, Loren's dog mauling takes the gold, with Adam's Lightsaber duel bringing in the silver, and Impassive-Digressive's Friz-B Boyz sealing the bronze.
Loren wins the prize, which is 5 days of whatever she wants on the Uberboard. E-mail me with what you want your message to say and for what day. Ggonzalez326.at.hotmail.com
FelizJbirth takes the "I suckeded the worstest" this round. Feliz did not seem surprised, and should take pride in the fact that he at least wins something. A big fat -2. Straight from the heart.
I'll try to think of better, more original prizes in the future. If anyone wants to donate something for the prize pool, or has a better idea that won't cost too much, contact me.
Results for last round:
Best-
18-T Loren http://www.ubersite.com/m/58347
11-N Adam http://www.ubersite.com/m/58190
7-I Impassive-Digressive http://www.ubersite.com/m/58085
3-P sebcharrot http://www.ubersite.com/m/58204
2-U MrE http://www.ubersite.com/m/58444
1-E FunnyAsCancer http://www.ubersite.com/m/58075
1-G Jarvis http://www.ubersite.com/m/58071
1-H pen_name http://www.ubersite.com/m/58084
1-J electrictoothsyndrome http://www.ubersite.com/m/58068
1-M The_taste_of_monkeys http://www.ubersite.com/m/58093
1-R RandomJose http://www.ubersite.com/m/58279
1-S FelizJbirth http://www.ubersite.com/m/58287
Worst-
16-S FelizJbirth http://www.ubersite.com/m/58287
6-L theres_a_cow_in_my_underpants http://www.ubersite.com/m/58161
3-U MrE http://www.ubersite.com/m/58444
2-D Darko http://www.ubersite.com/m/58069
2-K bob http://www.ubersite.com/m/58160
2-P sebcharrot http://www.ubersite.com/m/58204
2-R RandomJose http://www.ubersite.com/m/58279
1-E FunnyAsCancer http://www.ubersite.com/m/58075
1-H pen_name http://www.ubersite.com/m/58084
1-R RandomJose http://www.ubersite.com/m/58279
Title your entries and pictures what you want. Sometimes, the titles themselves make me laugh. What I do want to ask of you is somewhere in your post, give a general description/commentary on your post. Someone got a bug up their ass about me adding in my own commentary last time, so I'm going to leave it all up to you. A short description will suffice, but you can praise or slam yourself all you want. And one more time for those who missed it last time, and earlier in this post... INCLUDE YOUR LINKS HERE. Also (optional), link back to here. There are new people to this site on a daily basis, and you wouldn't want them to look at your picture and wonder what the fuck is going on, would you?
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.
Photoshop Competition Numero Quatro is now underway.
User Reviews
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this on time? I keep missing these!! Hope this gets in.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79447
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-11-18 08:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79443
hope im not too late
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-23 00:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitting entries ends at 5 PM on Wednesdays. Yeah... that'll work. I figure it gives people three solid days if they can only do these at work, and it also gives 2 days for everyone to vote for their favorite.
I'm working on the voting page now.
Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah it doesnt say what the timetable is for entries.... So when does it end?
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-09 06:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, when does this competition end?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My entry, with link!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59067
Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-08 13:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey herpes disregard last post by me. THIS is my submission (same image just goofed up the last post)
thanks
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59039
Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-08 13:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is my entry. First time participant:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59036
Submitted by ALTUS (user info) at 2005-02-08 12:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-08 05:11:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man the only time I'm ever going to post anymore is for these contests
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me too
Submitted by sacketsharbor (user info) at 2005-02-08 10:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is my first time posting anything here. I did the frisbee guy too late I guess, but I hope you all enjoy him anyway, after all as we all know, there is nothing funnier than a guy getting kicked in the testies.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59018
I call this one "taking out the trash (of the white variety.)"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59019
Submitted by sacketsharbor (user info) at 2005-02-08 10:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-08 05:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man the only time I'm ever going to post anymore is for these contests
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-08 00:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Count me in: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=110783961267704104
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-07 19:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58953
This took me like 20 attempts.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-02-07 17:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Forgot to put my entry in:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58927
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-07 15:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58918
My entry is here!
Herpes, Feel free to include your own commentary
Inspired by some fine BC bud
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-07 14:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
here is my ENTRY!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58913
Submitted by ALTUS (user info) at 2005-02-07 14:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58861
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-07 11:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58892
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2005-02-07 08:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58793
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-02-07 05:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58859
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-02-07 04:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58791
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-02-07 00:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58807
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-02-07 00:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58844
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-07 00:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, my official entry for this competition is now:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58840
Not http://www.ubersite.com/m/58738.
Hope that's not a problem, it shouldn't affect the outcome (of me coming in last).
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-06 19:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58822
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-06 18:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58726
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-02-06 16:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58810
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-02-06 13:43:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58802
Mine is fuckin' terrible.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-02-06 12:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lord of the Bling?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58794
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-06 07:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Midget public transport
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58787
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-06 07:05:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you down with POP, yeah you know me!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58790
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-06 04:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58782
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-06 03:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, bart. I rule!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58777
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-06 02:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kingpin's Health club - Enjoy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58774
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I rule. http://www.ubersite.com/m/58767
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mine's going to win.
Submitted by Robert_of_Duluth (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm completly new at this.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58764
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-06 00:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58763
Submitted by MrE (user info) at 2005-02-05 23:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58760
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-05 23:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58759 (NSFW for pussies)
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2005-02-05 22:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like art this was relly good http://www.ubersite.com/m/58757
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-05 22:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58758
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-02-05 22:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58755
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-02-05 21:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58752
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-02-05 21:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=133910
been done already, but hey, what around here hasn't!
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-02-05 21:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh,
I can't belive no one voted for me to have the worst entry! I was expecting just a little, meh I dunno recognition I suppose, I've been here well over a year and it's damn hard to get anyone to notice me.
Not that I'm an attention whore just.... well... hello? is anyone there?
Everyone here seems to have this fantastic little world (ubersite) where they all can talk to each other and the like. I've tried, God knows I've tried.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-05 19:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58738
Hopefully I can pull in second last this time....
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-05 17:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58735
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-05 17:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FelizJbirth takes the "I suckeded the worstest" this round. Feliz did not seem surprised, and should take pride in the fact that he at least wins something. A big fat -2. Straight from the heart.
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No, I'm not particularly surprised that my cock hunting pirate didn't win the prize, but I'm still waiting for that -2. 16 votes for worst, that's an accomplishment in itself.
This new picture is begging for sexual innuendo I must say.
Submitted by MrE (user info) at 2005-02-05 17:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Congrats Loren!! :-)
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-05 17:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This one should be interesting...
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-05 16:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yellow-man and anyone else who wants photoshop, IM me.
AIM= Dumb Bitchez
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-02-05 15:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-02-05 15:50:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think somebody should do a thing where he is jumping into a PIT OF DOOM and some evil maniac is in the background laughing while some henchman of the evil maniac is killing that girl in the background. That'd be entertaining, and the sky is red and some strange looking moon is in the background. That'd be awesome.
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ok i've thought about it and if anyone does that they've got my vote.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-05 15:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The reason I hate these fucking photoshop competitions is because my roommate has a wireless mouse that sucks ass and tends to jump all over the fucking place, thereby not allowing precision work like a good photoshop.
But have a +2 anyways because I'd contribute if I could.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-05 15:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That's the fattest long jumper I've ever seen. How does that lardass even get airborn? It sure ain't Bob Beamon.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-02-05 15:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think somebody should do a thing where he is jumping into a PIT OF DOOM and some evil maniac is in the background laughing while some henchman of the evil maniac is killing that girl in the background. That'd be entertaining, and the sky is red and some strange looking moon is in the background. That'd be awesome.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-02-05 15:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man makes me wish I had photoshop cause I could do alot of creative things with that picture. But I await others entries in the mean time.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-05 15:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry for missing your vote Shlongy. It was tough wading through all the people who didn't follow the format, or I may have missed it somewhere while transfering the votes from notepad to the post. I am very sorry that you actually took the time and effort to vote, and I didn't catch your vote for loser.
I will try harder.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-05 15:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Herpes- You missed one vote for "worst" for Adam.
Please make that correction.
Thanks; The Management.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-05 15:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my god.
too many thoughts.
oh man.