"Which WWII tank are you?" (and camwhore! (I like hits)) (3779 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.15 on 107 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2005-02-06 01:21:06 EST
I was arguing on another post (big shock!) and I recalled some quizz I made. I thought Uber would be a great place to advertise it. Tell me about your results!
Here: http://quizilla.com/users/PhallicGod/quizzes/Which%20WWII%20Tank%20are%20you%20%3F
Holy shit! I have another one!
"How sick are you?"
http://quizilla.com/users/PhallicGod/quizzes/How%20sick%20are%20you%20%3F
I bet you'll all be the Pope.
P.S. This post will not have a positive rating.
P.P.S So I added a piece of my art I like to call "Humility". Maybe it'll help.
User Reviews
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-03 20:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unlike every one else, when some one expects a negative rating, I give it to them.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-03 20:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-04-03 19:54:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Does your bicep taste like sexy?
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-04-03 19:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does your bicep taste like sexy?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-03 19:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your pic reminded me of some guy I took a shit on once.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
merci! we shall have sex now!
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-24 13:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww Caul, I'm sorry. I really thought I had given you a +2 on this already.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
none of the quizzes work, but the guy in the pic is hot so I give it +1 for that
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cause I hate French-Candians with a passion. You can't even be a real Frog. Pathetic.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That reminds me of that one South Park episode. Funny shit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck, this news really made my day.
I was really pissed when I learn they would open one in my city too.
Tons of petitions were sign, but none could stop it from happening.
Now it seems that you CAN kick them out after all. With peaceful means on top of that.
Thanks for the link Calgarian!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's not exactly my hometown but pretty much. They plan to open one in my hometown too and people are already talking about forming unions.
Only quebecers could unionize Wal-Mart. I fucking hate unions but in this case, whatever will drive those big shitty hangars filled with cheap stuff and monstreous parking lots out of my homeland will recieve my full support.
Go CSN! Yahoooooooo!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have some news aboutyour hometown:
http://www.thestreet.com/_googlen/stocks/retail/10208246.html?cm_ven=GOOGLEN&cm_cat=FREE&cm_ite=NA
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-08 17:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Im not angry, I just forgot you were gay. Sorry, Mr. Touchy!
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-08 17:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"You're a Soviet T34/85 In overall, you were known to be the best tank of the War. Practical, easy to repair and nice firepower. If you wouldn't have lacked so much support from your commie leader, those damn Krauts would have not kicked you around so much. Conclusion: You're a balanced and reliable person (aka boring) with uncaring parents."
Nice.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-08 16:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-08 16:36:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Decent post, but why the gay pic?
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To anger balding fat man like you my dim-witted western canadian
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-08 16:36:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Decent post, but why the gay pic?
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-02-08 05:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN GHARLIK MHENZ
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-02-07 22:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd like to think I'm a German tank. Ze Germans are awful strong.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-02-07 22:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know what you mean about the voice over bit. When we were in college Sam was interviewed by French Public Television. He was the head of the state college democrats (surprise isn't it). Anyway, we got a tape and while it was cool to see him with that interpreter voice over, yea well he pretty much sounded ghey.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-07 21:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And there aren't any picture of you here so I don't how your supposedly oustanding looks could possibly bother me. But please grace us with your picture so we can all stare in awe at your radiating beauty.
We both know you won't, but one can always ask.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-07 21:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Schwarzes_Glas - you give yourself way too much credit. I just think you're pathetic since you keep following me around and find any reason to bash me, even when it makes no sense whatsoever. That comes from the simple fact that you're probably a talentless reject who craves for negative attention from males he wished he'd be.
-2 to your heart content little man.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-07 17:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bart took away my ratings.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-07 16:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
German Tiger Tank
&
Ron Jeremy
Thanks
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2005-02-07 16:06:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
camwhores, also.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2005-02-07 16:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Revenge -2s? Come on. I thought even you were beyond that. This puts you farther away from my (so desired) good graces.
This post sucked cock man. -2.
Angry - yes. And much better looking too. That's what bothers you the most right? I always see you begging for uber-fat-bitch recognition with your camewhores to make up for your utter lack of attention off the machine. One word pal - common.
Never forget - I will always get under your skin.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-02-07 15:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-07 14:28:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2005-02-07 14:25:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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That guy likes me.
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haha, I just started laughing like an asshole in my office... I hope my boss didn't notice.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-07 14:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2005-02-07 14:25:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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That guy likes me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-07 14:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I love IMDB, but I don't think they made this movie into French."
"Peur et dégoût à Las Vegas"...yes they made it.
And I don't watch movies in French. Nothing is worse than a translated movie when you understand the original language it was shot in.
You would think that it's impossible to make Jesse Ventura look like a wimp when he unveils a minigun and burps "Payback time!"...but the french translators did it!
And let's not forget how humor is lame when translated from one language to another.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2005-02-07 14:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-02-07 14:17:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There is a line from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas where Raul Duke says something about his attorney's racial handicap.
Wait, here we go:
Raoul Duke: I want you to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney. He's not just some dingbat I found on the strip, man. He's a foreigner. I think he's probably Samoan. But that doesn't matter, though, does it? Are you prejudiced?
Hitchhiker: Hell no.
Raoul Duke: I didn't think so. Because in spite of his race, this man is very valuable to me. Oh, shit. I forgot about the beer. You want one?
Hitchhiker: No.
Raoul Duke: How 'bout some ether?
Hitchhiker: What?
Raoul Duke: Never mind.
I love IMDB, but I don't think they made this movie into French.
In short, I jest with you Caul.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-07 14:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think she is talking about:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41087
I wouldn't say it's a racial handicap though.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-07 14:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the racial handicap...I don't get it
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-02-07 13:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
about the firewall part or about your racial handicap?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-07 13:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"but I will give you the benefit of a doubt what with your obvious racial handicap and all"
What the hell are you talking about?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-02-07 13:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
firewall
but I will give you the benefit of a doubt what with your obvious racial handicap and all
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-07 13:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my...
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-07 12:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I,m sure I read this on Saturday... but i was hammered thus it reads diferently when sober...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-07 07:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I could tell. I almost thought you might be a nice guy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-07 07:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Allow me.
Look here you yella armpit having, bicep licking, having cheese with your whine pretty boy.
Kiss my tiger tank ass.
Love,
Rad
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Thanks! The absence of insult was debiliating!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-07 07:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-07 07:28:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
I tought this post would rocket into most heated but I guess I'm too perfect looking to have people holler insults at me. I can understand...
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Allow me.
Look here you yella armpit having, bicep licking, having cheese with your whine pretty boy.
Kiss my tiger tank ass.
Love,
Rad
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-07 07:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My proxy doesn't like that domain. Damn firewalls at work.
I'd probably be one of those Japanese tanks made of bamboo and tinfoil.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-07 07:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I tought this post would rocket into most heated but I guess I'm too perfect looking to have people holler insults at me. I can understand...
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-02-07 00:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just looked at some of the quizzes on that site...seems that 95% of the members are gothic anime lovers.....
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-02-06 23:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got Ron Jeremy! PWND!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-06 23:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-06 19:13:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-06 18:09:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
i have a weakness for men with nice biceps. and long tongues!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-06 23:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/P/PhallicGod/1062632245_eautiger_3.jpg" border="0" alt="German Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger "><br>You're a German <b>Tiger Tank (Panzer VI)</b>
![http://images.quizilla.com/P/PhallicGod/1062632245_eautiger_3.jpg"](http://images.quizilla.com/P/PhallicGod/1062632245_eautiger_3.jpg"){kind=link}
You were the backside punter of battlefields. When<br>and his crew drove you around like the<br>blood-thirsty aryans they were, you blew up 273<br>american/soviet armor units on your own. All<br>that thanks to a big ass cannon and a<br>Berlin-Wall thick armor. You did have some<br>serious drawbacks like costs of production and<br>complex maintenance but we can't really expect<br>something else from Germans. Conclusion: You<br>probably rule.
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/PhallicGod/quizzes/Which%20WWII%20Tank%20are%20you%20%3F/"> <font size="-1">Which WWII Tank are you ?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>
You bet your sweet ass I am.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2005-02-06 23:29:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
PzKpfw VI Ausf. E, Tiger I
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GENERAL DATA
Formal Designation Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausf. E, Tiger I (SdKfz 181), VK4501(H)
Manufacturer(s) Henschel, Wegmann
Production Quantity 1354 Production Period July 1942 - Aug. 1944
Type Heavy Tank Crew 5
Length /hull (m) 8.45 Barrel Overhang (m) 2.04
Width (m) 3.7 Height (m) 2.93
Combat Weight (kg) 57000 Radio Equipment FuG5
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FIREPOWER
Primary Armament 88mm KwK 36 L/56 Ammunition Carried 92
Traverse (degrees) 360° Elevation (degrees) -6.5° to +17°
Traverse speed (360°) n.a. Sight TZF9b, later TZF9c
Secondary Armament 2 x 7.92mm MG34 (coaxial, bow) Ammunition Carried 4800
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MOBILITY CHARACTERISTICS
Engine Make & Model Maybach HL210P45 Track Links 96/track
Type & Displacement V12, 21.4 liters Track Width 72.5 cm
Horsepower (max.) 690hp@3000rpm
Track Ground Contact 361 cm
Power/Weight Ratio 12.1 hp/tonne Ground Pressure 13.9 psi
Gearbox 8 forward, 4 reverse Ground Clearance (m) 0.43
Fuel Gasoline (Petrol) Turning Radius (m) 7.0
Range on/off road (km) 140/85 Gradient (degrees) 30°
Mileage (liters/100km) n.a. Vertical Obstacle (m) 0.79
Fuel Capacity (liters) 682 Fording (m) 1.22-1.56
Speed on/off road 38/16 km/h Trench Crossing (m) 2.29
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ARMOR PROTECTION
Armor Detail Front Side Rear Top/Bottom
Hull 100mm@66° 60mm@90° 80mm@82° 25mm@0°
Superstructure 100mm@80° 80mm@90° - 25mm@0°
Turret 100mm@82° 80mm@90° 80mm@90° 25mm@0-9°
Mantlet 100-110mm@90° - - -
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2005-02-06 23:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
PzKpfw VI Ausf. E 'Tiger'
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-06 23:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I'm the pope
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-06 23:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-06 17:51:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
mystia could use some cock...she looks a bit bitter
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well, considering it wasn't even my own words that i used wouldn't you also have to say holly is bitter too? ....or is it just the fact that you cannot stop yourself from being a black-hearted shithead to me in particular?
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2005-02-06 19:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're a Soviet T34/85 In overall, you were known to be the best tank of the War. Practical, easy to repair and nice firepower. If you wouldn't have lacked so much support from your commie leader, those damn Krauts would have not kicked you around so much. Conclusion: You're a balanced and reliable person (aka boring) with uncaring parents.
Hey, how did they know that I'm actually a Ruusky!
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-06 19:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-06 18:09:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
i have a weakness for men with nice biceps. and long tongues!
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Me, too! I will say this is one of the best camwhores ever. More guys need to post pictures of them licking their own biceps.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-06 18:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-06 18:05:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
can't... stop..... looking at... the tongue.....
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i have a weakness for men with nice biceps. and long tongues!
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-06 18:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
can't... stop..... looking at... the tongue.....
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-06 17:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mystia could use some cock...she looks a bit bitter
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2005-02-06 17:02:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i always told people i was most like a Soviet T34/85... thanks for confirming!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-06 16:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-02-06 12:50:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess someone had to take up where Falco left off.
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Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-06 16:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn man, even made the Mother look twice. Love the tongue.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-06 15:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that was unecessarily mean. Jar Jar blinks...that's a low hit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-02-06 15:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
May your toes roast in the eternal hell that is reserved for the French, Jar Jar Binks, and that fucking dog from Men In Black.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-06 14:56:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shut up greek scum
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-02-06 14:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can smell you from here, Pepe.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-06 14:02:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
_Q_ and sublime - hahahhahahahahah
Tigre - you're just jealous because you're overweight.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-06 13:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, that's hot. And you are not receeding. Your hair looks fine to me
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-06 13:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice tongue.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-06 13:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i got Ron Jeremy!
SCOREBOARD!!!
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-02-06 12:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess someone had to take up where Falco left off.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-06 12:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a German Tiger Tank (Panzer VI) You were the backside punter of battlefields. When Michel Wittman and his crew drove you around like the blood-thirsty aryans they were, you blew up 273 american/soviet armor units on your own. All that thanks to a big ass cannon and a Berlin-Wall thick armor. You did have some serious drawbacks like costs of production and complex maintenance but we can't really expect something else from Germans. Conclusion: You probably rule.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-06 11:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha... nice.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-02-06 11:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Weird..... I first got the T34, then I took it again and got the Tiger Tank. I probably rule, eh? Shwiggity shwag.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-02-06 11:03:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
j'ai encontre le proprietaire de circuit cinq cent au decarie hot dog, il parait comme un pedophile qui aime les filles de 16 ans.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-06 11:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lightweight
Submitted by TheJedi (user info) at 2005-02-06 10:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You've had some good posts, but this was really really quite bad...
Cheers Dude....
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-06 09:37:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF? I'm French? God damn! Caul, we must be soulmates!
You're a French Renault R-35 You didn't really have a chance to prove yourself since you capitulated faster than Afghanistan. Good thing, because you were shitty. Really shitty. A German sheperd could have bite through your armor. Strangely, Renault cars didn't improve either over the years. Conclusion: People beat you and if by some chance they don't, you deserve it.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-06 08:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Conclusion: You probably rule."
Why yes. Yes I do.
That is the funniest/sexiest camwhore you've ever done.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-02-06 04:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gave me shivers.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-06 03:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sometimes I forget how damn sexy you are...
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-02-06 03:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you can chop down my tree anytime
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-06 03:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-06 02:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Call me, whench! I grow tired of staring at Caul's abnormally long tongue. Although I guess that explains why you seem so infatuated with him.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-06 02:11:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When you were 10, Eric Rice took nude photographs of you.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-06 02:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-06 02:01:38 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:50:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Paula, I left my office number on your voicemail.
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i'm posting it
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Like I'm not already running a one-man gonga line on edge of "Dan gets fired".
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-06 02:01:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My dad is 5.5 and rather wimpy.
But my mom is huge.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-06 02:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:50:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Paula, I left my office number on your voicemail.
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i'm posting it
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your arms are out of proportion to the rest of your body, especially your head.
Is Popeye your dad?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I paid one dollar to expose myself. That's like a stripper paying her customers.
I'm lower than scum. And I like it!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:48:48 (#)
Ranking: 1
Ron Jeremy is that terrorist they found i Germany a while back.
god i cracked up after seeing that.
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You're slow.
Paula, I left my office number on your voicemail.
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, im a German Tiger Tank, and im Ron Jeremy
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ron Jeremy is that terrorist they found i Germany a while back.
god i cracked up after seeing that.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:43:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:36:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Nobody noticed that the picture of Ron Jeremy in the second quizz was a renown terrorist?
They REALLY look the same after all!
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Actually, none of the pictures on either of those quizzes loaded for me.
I always did suspect that little red X was a terrorist though.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:40:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:33:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
nooo dan. dont. itll wake the house up.
you'll just have to chase me around on uber.
tag. you're it!
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Call me then. Tag!
Oh, and I got Ron Jeremy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:34:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're gonna seriously need some ego-deflaters after this one.
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Just wait. Uber isn't known for being gentle.
Nobody noticed that the picture of Ron Jeremy in the second quizz was a renown terrorist?
They REALLY look the same after all!
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're gonna seriously need some ego-deflaters after this one. You'll be too snobby to talk to ;)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, but the shade could be intepreted has sweaty armpits.
NOTE: Side views remind me that I'm receding on the temples. :~(
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nooo dan. dont. itll wake the house up.
you'll just have to chase me around on uber.
tag. you're it!
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a French Renault R-35 You didn't really have a chance to prove yourself since you capitulated faster than Afghanistan. Good thing, because you were shitty. Really shitty. A German sheperd could have bite through your armor. Strangely, Renault cars didn't improve either over the years. Conclusion: People beat you and if by some chance they don't, you deserve it.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:28:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, I don't have yellow armpits...the shade is cause by saturation.
Believe me...please?
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Yellow? That pic is black and white.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Je suis un "Tiger Tank (Panzer VI)" et "Ron Jeremy." *shrug*
Je t'adore. Je souhaite que vous lécheriez MON bras supérieur!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a Soviet T34/85 and Ron Jeremy.
By the way, those are big muscles. I mean by my standards. I'm a fucking stick.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That camwhore is cracking me up. I think I've spoiled you with all my compliments. ;)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, I don't have yellow armpits...the shade is cause by saturation.
Believe me...please?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a German Tiger Tank (Panzer VI) You were the backside punter of battlefields. When Michel Wittman and his crew drove you around like the blood-thirsty aryans they were, you blew up 273 american/soviet armor units on your own. All that thanks to a big ass cannon and a Berlin-Wall thick armor. You did have some serious drawbacks like costs of production and complex maintenance but we can't really expect something else from Germans. Conclusion: You probably rule.
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Paula, what the fuck are you doing up? I'm calling.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really wish I was your bicep right now.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't knoe about the links but that it THE hottest camwhore I have ever seen.
oooh la la
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Most people are the T34. Click on "See all possible results" for the rest.
Submitted by IcyBlackHand (user info) at 2005-02-06 01:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently Im a T-34/85. +2 because it made me smile and I'm a big WWII buff