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Ubersite, Help those who cannot watch the SB (721 hits)

Category: Sports

Rating: -0.11 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by UlfGabe (View user info) at 2005-02-06 18:00:15 EST


Dear citizens of Ubersite,

Hi!

This is Ulfgabe. I have a problem with the fact that I am cornered for this good evening in a local devoid of a television or radio. I am reaching out to the family which has supported me through tough times with humor and good stories.

Anyone, PLEASE, provide play by play commentaries so that I, Ulfgabe may enjoy some smidgen of happyness as the Superbowl plays on. This sporting event is truly a wonderful thing to behold, surpassed only by world cup soccer, and TV poker which trumps them all.


I jest with the latter comment, TV poker sucks the fat dick, but I would still appreciate it if a person, or team of persons would help fill me in on the happenstances of the SuperBowl. Especially the half time commercials, and should there be some nipple action, include that with a link to a pic ;) .

Thank you Uberians, for making my Superbowl dream a reality!

P.s. The game starts in 30 mins.

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-07 08:14:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Am i the only one who can't get into homestarrunner?

Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2005-02-07 08:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yar!


Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-06 22:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by LeggsTitsenarse (user info) at 2005-02-06 21:55:26 (#)
Ranking: -1

Aww I thought you mean Strong Bad. Boo!

that's why i clicked here in the first place too. pats win woooooo!

Submitted by LeggsTitsenarse (user info) at 2005-02-06 21:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Aww I thought you mean Strong Bad. Boo!

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-06 20:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://espn.go.com/

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-06 19:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2005-02-06 18:50:44 (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck you guys, i want an uber(tm) perspective


no, you just want to hitwhore.

Submitted by Sachi (user info) at 2005-02-06 19:38:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

philly 6 NE o

go to nfl.com

Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2005-02-06 18:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck you guys, i want an uber(tm) perspective

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-06 18:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

go to a sports website and dont come back

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-02-06 18:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

internet...maybe....foxsports.com, espn.com and so on and so on

Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2005-02-06 18:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Zawlake or whatever your name is, +2 on you for directing me at that post.

i laughted very hard.

+2 indeed

B@W, LOL

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-06 18:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

DUR http://www.ubersite.com/m/49868

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-06 18:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It is game time. I am daaaaaarunk....and I love Munkeypants.


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