Dark side of P B with no J (1134 hits)
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Submitted by Derek Blanchard <blanchfor.at.kitty-hawk.navy.mil> (View user info) at 2003-03-28 14:55:44 EST
Yesterday my friend and I were talking and a rather heated debate about the affairs of the eskimo people came about. I got angry as I usually do and told him that if he didn't shut the fuck up I'd eat his ass out with peanut butter. Why? Why do I want to do this to my enemies? Why do I consider the peanut butter ass-eat out a method of punishment? Why? I just don't get it. Am I wrong for using the peanut butter method of attack? I don't even taste anything at all... Am I really that much of sick weirdo? Do I invoke fear in the common man with this butter-butt trait? What kind of father will I be?
"Don't let them bullies pick on you son. Here's your very own jar of peanut butter. Teach those blasted bullies a lesson, just like we practiced."
I just don't know... maybe it is not my place to understand. Maybe my existance should end with this war... No one will ever accept me as I am with a mouth full of butt-butter.
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-10 15:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hahaha nice
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2003-06-20 03:18:01 EDT (#)
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With or without peanut butter, can it still be referred to as having your salad tossed?
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-03-30 15:14:08 EST (#)
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and in which way are you cursed?
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2003-03-30 15:11:05 EST (#)
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K.M -
lol is correct. Heh, it is a curse to want to argue over the internet... 'tis a curse to be a misery addict.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-03-30 14:32:15 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2003-03-30 14:27:50 EST (#)
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I'm down
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-30 14:10:45 EST (#)
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ok, Derek. that's fine. i just wanted to know if you were intentionally trying to piss me off or if it was a joke. i'm not begging for your acceptance, but i would like a little bit of respect from the regulars here, because i don't come to Ubersite to argue and make fun of people and get made fun of (although it still happens quite a bit). i come here for a good conversation and to read about other people's points of view. (if they aren't completely ridiculous, that is...) i'm cool with the joke, though. it's funny, if that's the intention, and i have to reason to retaliate. i can handle being picked on a little bit.
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2003-03-30 12:26:18 EST (#)
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Alright dude, I don't know you so I can't like you or dislike you. It was just a joke, I mean I thought of it and I thought it was funny so I posted it. Sorry. Get revenge if you want, but if you don't want to then fine.
In short, My bad. That should clear up any confusion.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-29 23:53:36 EST (#)
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Derek, i suspect sarcasm. all i want to know is if this was just a joke, or if you did it because you don't like my presence here at Ubersite. if it's a joke, it's a funny one, because my Introspection post wasn't even supposed to be serious, even though everyone took it as that. and i'll apologize for getting all butthurt. but if you're purposely mocking me, then just tell me you don't like me, straight out.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-03-29 23:47:07 EST (#)
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i cant believe you held it in this long.
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2003-03-29 22:43:11 EST (#)
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Then again:
"hidden stay creative baby keep ya head up don't you let up one bit on these mutherfucking sailors you a soldier GET UP! Stand up for what you believe in as long as you breathing, they jealous of you man it's the only reason they beefin!!!"
There are your words of encouragement. Release your fury up on the world.
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2003-03-29 22:06:58 EST (#)
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Alright dude, I'm sorry. I'll never mock you ever again.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-29 21:37:05 EST (#)
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care to explain? i don't remember pissing in your corn flakes, so what's the deal? i've never taken a stab at YOU.
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2003-03-28 22:37:24 EST (#)
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Hidden, you are without a doubt welcome.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-28 21:01:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Istaros hit the nail on the head. thanks alot, Derek.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-03-28 20:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn, that is some black peanut butter! thats all....im bored...wait, its friday, later!
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2003-03-28 20:36:30 EST (#)
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Crunchy.. the peanuts do me well.
And the Eskimo comment... I laughed my ass right off the rocker.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-03-28 20:04:04 EST (#)
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The reason you got angry is that you were discussing "eaters of raw meat" which is what 'eskimo' means.
Now we've got a peanutbutterbuttmuncher, we'll have to find a new word for that Mr 'Pan'.
The only important question is...
Smooth or crunchy?
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-03-28 18:44:15 EST (#)
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it's the fact that the peanut butter is peter pan that makes it perfect.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-03-28 17:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Perhaps you should explain how one would go about eating another's ass out. With or without peanut butter. And wow...you have your own jar! I'll bet you're really possesive over it, too. I bet you guard it with your life.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2003-03-28 17:06:23 EST (#)
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You need to get off that ship...
Submitted by blanchfor (user info) at 2003-03-28 15:18:51 EST (#)
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Yeah Razor, I... post too many times.
Submitted by blanchfor (user info) at 2003-03-28 15:16:57 EST (#)
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Yeah razor, I forgot to crop the image down before I posted it. I was too excited with the idea I had... the young heart rings true. Making sense is not necessary if you can use big words.
Submitted by hendrixjrr at 2003-03-28 15:13:31 EST (#)
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Derek, I like your style.
Jason
Submitted by blanchfor (user info) at 2003-03-28 15:13:16 EST (#)
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Yeah razor, I forgot to crop the image down before I posted it. I was too excited with the idea I had... the young heart rings true. Making sense is not necessary if you can use big words.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-03-28 15:11:01 EST (#)
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hahaha, hidden's gonna flip
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-03-28 15:09:30 EST (#)
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hahaha. But smaller pictures please thanks.