Chris (749 hits)
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Submitted by <lordjimi2.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2003-03-28 19:27:10 EST
If your name is Christopher, you are a jackass. Without exception.
Every single person I know named Christopher is a jackass. And not just to me, but to everyone in your life. Be it your girlfriend (should you somehow have one, despite the fact that you are a jackass), your friends, your family, everyone. But not people named Christian, only those named Christopher.
And AOL just kicked me off, and I had to retype this. I bet that the head of HR and Customer Relations at AOL is named Chris.
So let me ask you this, is it the jackass who makes the name, or the name who makes the jackass?
User Reviews
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-03-29 00:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't know about all that..I'm named Jason. I'm not retarded or psychotic or anything. although one of my little brother's ex-girlfriends swore that I was going to become a serial killer someday
Submitted by Kasarius (user info) at 2003-03-29 00:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Trust me, AOL is not my first choice, but as you all know, I'm still in school and such decisions as the ISP are not under my jurisdiction.
And I'm giving myself a +2 because I met another Chris tonight and he radiated jackass, further proving my point.
Submitted by meeshki (user info) at 2003-03-29 00:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mmm...Chris=asshole, my opinons here are very mixed. b/w me and my best friend we dated 7 Chris's in 4 years. (she even ended up marrying one) but i would have to say that the percentages are in your favour.
As for Jason's being stupid I would have to give that a big thumbs up. The only Jason that I ever dated try to convince me that he would sneak out of his house at night and go around with a cape on and pretend to be a super hero. Can you say retarded!!!
later
meeshki
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-03-28 21:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing you said can be taken seriously because you use AOL. Everything that happens in your life that is bad is your fault. You will probably never get laid until you switch ISPs.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-28 21:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i was just about to post something similar about... well, you'll see. i'm posting it anyway.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-03-28 21:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beer Bong you get a +2, almost every Jason I have ever met has had something wrong with him, especially my ex-boyf (I've already beaten you to the 'the thing wrong with him was he went out with you', hahahaha).
His nickname was GI Jason, which stood for 'gibbering idiot'. My mum's psychotic ex (who she managed to get rid of a long time ago, thank god) came up with it for him and although it was extremely insulting and nasty it stuck because well, it was so fitting.
I never called him it but my brothers did. Boys can be so cruel.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-03-28 20:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Also, in general the name Jason means your are dumb. I have yet to meet an intelligent Jason.
Submitted by Kasarius (user info) at 2003-03-28 19:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know any Christina's personally, but I do know a Kristina and she's fine, so it's safe to assume you're not necessarily a jackass if your name is Christina.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-03-28 19:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's only with boys, right? Christina is safe?
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-03-28 19:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
phew, good thing my full name is Christos, eh?
Submitted by UberUser3A141-59 (user info) at 2003-03-28 19:31:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's the name that makes the jackass. You're never going to meet a jock named Pointdexter. Nor a monkey named George W... then again....