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A dissertation on organized crime in California (499 hits)

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Rating: 1.48 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (View user info) at 2005-02-08 09:33:25 EST


I thought my first post on Ubersite would be a witty and/or entertaining
anecdote about me getting embarrassed in a sexual/public manner.
I most definitely thought that my first post would not contain the phrase "my first post".

I was wrong.

I must reveal a charlatan in your midst.

I had the misfortune to read "The Rise and Fall of Fat Tony"
I just thought it was a poor attempt at a gangster story.
And I dismissed it as such.
Until I realized that people were taking this guy seriously.

I bit my tongue reading praise for this guy.
Even when people were admitting fear or respect for this "gangster".

However after reading the comments on the "Lauren" post and tony
rebuts to his criticism that he IS a badass. I felt it was my obligation to shed some
light on the "kenryoku1 <kenryoku1.at.hotmail.com> Mystique".


In pictures.

poop.jpg (33 kB)

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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-08 12:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

uhm, that's a GIRL in the picture kids... and a plate of poo....

In case you couldn't figure it out all by yourself.

Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-02-08 11:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The dude in the picture looks like the kind of guy who masks his insecurities about his terrible complextion and hair with weekend judo classes and internet shit jokes... only to be mocked inadvertantly by everyone who is convinced that he is indeed, a she.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-08 10:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59017

sniff sniff

I smell a bandwagon...

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-08 10:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Her gut hangs over her belt and she's holding a tray of turds.


What is it about her that makes you want to "do her"?


Submitted by kenryoku1 (user info) at 2005-02-08 09:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I rest my case.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-08 09:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HA!!

It was actually called "Lindsay_with_tray_of_poop" ... but I shortened it so it would work.

So yeah, I think it IS poop.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-08 09:42:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-08 09:38:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

Notice the file name ?

I think it's supposed to be poop.

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Oh D'oh!

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-08 09:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-08 09:40:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

you'd do her.... You'd do THIS girl holding a tray of shit... C'mon man, wtf are you thinking.
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YES... YES I would do her... but OF COURSE I would smear that feces all over her tits in the process... I mea come on man, I'm NOT A FREAK you know.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-08 09:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Mmmm... I'ma HUNGRY now!!

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-08 09:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you'd do her.... You'd do THIS girl holding a tray of shit... C'mon man, wtf are you thinking.

Submitted by kenryoku1 (user info) at 2005-02-08 09:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cool

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-08 09:38:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Gotta respect a woman who can cook a nice steaming smelly pile of shit.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-08 09:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Notice the file name ?

I think it's supposed to be poop.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-08 09:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-08 09:34:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know but I'd do her.... <insert pooper joke obviously>

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That looks like poop on that tray.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-08 09:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know but I'd do her.... <insert pooper joke obviously>

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-08 09:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

boooyaaaa

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-08 09:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Who is she?


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Grampa: Hey! I live here.

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