A Nude Britney Spears, and why she is the epitomy of White Trash (NSFW) (12986 hits)
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Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2005-02-08 13:29:39 EST
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/02/08/spears.insurance.reut/index.html
Britney Spears is suing 10 insurance companies for $10 million dollars, solidifying my earlier claim (made on october 12th, 1999) that she is the spitting image of a white trash lottery winner -- too much is never enough.
This stupid whore of slores has really topped the mountain of trash that has become her life, but lets recap--
Lost virginity to Momma's Boy Justin Timberlake, swore she didn't, until it was beaten out of her by her parents (paprazzi) - Conclusion - White Trash
Has gained considerable weight since losing virginity at age 19 - Conclusion - Similar to her relatives, or in other words, White Trash
Has been married for twenty-four hours, then divorced her small town love - Conclusion - White Trash
Fell in love with a male dancer who at the time was legally separated (but not yet fully divorced to) a black singer who he had two kids with, and a third on the way. she engaged the male dancer, who in no way could support her lavish lifestyle, so she bought the engagement ring - Conclusion -
Candidate for Jerry Springer, or in other words, White Trash
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Submitted by typhus90 (user info) at 2005-07-27 01:55:51 EDT (#)
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Good job.........ish
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-04-14 14:36:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-04-14 14:27:51 EDT (#)
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yeah 'dog
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-03-21 03:25:57 EST (#)
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another +2 because i'm drunk.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-03-21 03:25:35 EST (#)
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awesome. thought i'd come back and change my mind
Submitted by GuyDude (user info) at 2005-03-20 23:49:40 EST (#)
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Plus 2 for the nipple; plus 4 for the hair.
Submitted by Fiore (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:17:39 EST (#)
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Looks like me mommy.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:07:50 EST (#)
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look at my earlier reply, and then comment
Submitted by Rammstein (user info) at 2005-02-08 23:50:38 EST (#)
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pic's been posted on here before...come on..at least photoshop it or something.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-02-08 16:32:43 EST (#)
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Britney Spears is a horrid bitch. I'd linkwhore to the time she gave me the finger when I met her, but I won't.
It's in my user info, if you feel like it.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-08 16:22:21 EST (#)
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wow. you are the cookie cutter mold of what Jimmy wants in an uber user, mr. toucan sam. i bet you just love attention.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-08 16:17:04 EST (#)
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oops, forgot to put in a "period" at the end of that sentence. silly me!
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-08 16:16:27 EST (#)
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here's another for good measure
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-08 16:16:11 EST (#)
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oops, forgot to rate again.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-08 16:15:49 EST (#)
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no, but it still makes you a fuck wit.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-08 16:01:47 EST (#)
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Nevermind that i have overall negative rating and my posts are lame, i win on hits and thats what matters when the chips are down.
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so hits are all that matters jimmy? not the quality of posts?
you must live a sad, attention starved life in that musty basement of yours. tell me, does your mom fucking strangers keep you up at night?
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-02-08 16:01:05 EST (#)
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Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
Homer: Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred and fifty
dollars here.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-08 15:47:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-08 13:36:10 (#)
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PFF posted these the other day
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-08 14:59:17 EST (#)
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She's gonna sue you next!
Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-02-08 14:19:27 EST (#)
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America sees this kinda stuff everyday. So, it's not that new.
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-02-08 14:17:18 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about wardy
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What and you think this shit is something to brag about? A quick calculation finds that you have 3 times as many hits as me, but you got this from making 55 times as many posts as me. Nevermind that i have overall negative rating and my posts are lame, i win on hits and thats what matters when the chips are down.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-08 14:13:34 EST (#)
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PWNED!!
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-08 14:08:17 EST (#)
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To agree with and clarify what Wardy said, I want to let you know something. According to Plain View Docterine, anything that is witnessed and therefore published from public property, such as pictures of Brittney Spears topless, are fair game. If this weren't true, anybody found in the newspaper would be compensated, regardless of what they were in there for. If these photos had been taken during a photo shoot or in a private area (one in which is not available to be seen by the public), then she would have legal rights to them. However, they were not, and thus showing how grossly misinformed and truly ignorant that you truly are.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-08 14:02:04 EST (#)
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you sir, are an idiot. first of all, i imagine this comes under some sort of news clause, wherein the photographer is reporting something, and therein doesn't have to pay the person for the photographs. secondly, i'm not making money on this, so obviously she wouldn't be coming at me for lost revenue on this photo.
and third, you just suck.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-08 13:57:19 EST (#)
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right, but she still has the legal rights to these photos. if they're going to be spread all over the internet, the photographer should have to pay her for the rights to the photos. this is bullshit.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-08 13:55:40 EST (#)
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hey fruit loop guy, you're an idiot. if she didn't want to have her naked boobies plastered all over the internet, she shouldn't be such a fucking knob head and walk around outside naked.
she knows there's cameras everywhere, she knows she has her picture taken everywhere she goes, how about a little common sense? and for her kids seeing this shit? well who the hell cares? have you seen what she does on stage? and besides, i reckon it'll only make her kid's friends have an easier time of jerking off when they can actually get hard copies of the pictures rather than having to close their eyes like i do when i picture your mom.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-08 13:52:49 EST (#)
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you know, i rated this and then looked at that zack guy's post, and i feel kinda bad. i mean, yeah she sucks and all, but she doesn't deserve to have her pictures taken like this, and then spread all over the internet. i mean, her kids are going to one day see this and it really isn't fair at all.
plus, the knee injury could happen to anyone, and the money is just to compensate for lost wages.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-08 13:51:56 EST (#)
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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
FONZIE would do her.....
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-08 13:49:03 EST (#)
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she kinda looks like shit now.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-08 13:42:18 EST (#)
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-1 because these pictures were already posted
+2 because i don't care that they were, i like to see boobs
+1 because i don't like the stupid bitch
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-08 13:37:09 EST (#)
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i know, but i had some content, and figured i could hitwhore enough with the nude photos he had, even though he didn't put shit with them
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-02-08 13:36:24 EST (#)
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oops she did it again
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-02-08 13:36:24 EST (#)
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Britney IS white trash. What is sad is that there are probably LOTS of american males looking at those pictures thinking how damn hot Britney is, standing on the terrace, with her "Freshly Fucked" look. Truth is, she's the same kind of jizzbag you'd find in any town in the U.S.A., she just has money and that therefore makes her an entitled bitch. You also must know that she has the ultimate control over the dancer guy she married - he's HER bitch.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-08 13:36:10 EST (#)
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PFF posted these the other day
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-08 13:33:17 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Jimmy
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and this is brilliance?
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-02-08 13:31:45 EST (#)
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idiot