Hadooken is a fat asshole piece of shit and should die -2 fucker kill him (1305 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 0.98 on 56 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Unsavory (View user info) at 2005-02-08 19:31:25 EST
Who does this fucker think he is? I mean honestly, everything he posts is bullshit. It's either a post about how drunk he is, or a picture of him being fat (usually joined with a story in which he bitches about how dumb his life is or some other trivial bullshit). In the off chance that he goes outside of that formula, he tries to write something funny and fails miserably.
And lets not forget him sucking up to "elite group of uber-friends" that are all so untouchable. Nobody dare minus 2 them or Fatty McGee will come by and avenge them after he stops and eats a cheeseburger and a 6 pack of whatever horse-piss cheap beer that homo can afford on the money he gets from selling his blood and collecting junk metal.
I swear if I ever meet this guy, I am going to kick his fucking ass. Nobody likes him and I just wish he would go away forever. Always giving people minus 2s and saying things that are so mean and over the top, doesn't he realize it is just a fucking website?
Hey fat boy! If you are reading this, take your overweight, 12 year old looking, too drunk to be a useful part of society ass to the nearest ocean and drown yourself in it. Nobody here likes you and we all want you to go away, forever. Chances are, you deserve every bad thing that has ever happened to you and every bad thing that ever will happen to you.
If I had my choice between you dying in some horrific car crash or Bart banning you, I would choose you dying in the car wreck and Bart banning your ghost from ever becoming a user.
Fuck fuck fuck I am angry that you were ever born, please take the actions necessary to correct this.
That is all.
User Reviews
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-01 13:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thats clever.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I rather liked it. Why the hell not post your own hate post, let's you know who's paying attention.
By the way, kicking your own ass would be great, we could sell tickets.
Submitted by boredgurl210 (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:14:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:41:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by boredgurl210 (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:39:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:28:51 (#)
Ranking: 1
Also known as a FASSHOLE.
Ah, Hadooken; the down syndrome kid Eminem could've been.
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Even though I like Hadooken's work, this was fucking funny.
why thank you, you will notice if you look carefully, this IS hadookens work.
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Fuck, I've got to start checking user info's more often. Nice post.
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:46:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Hadookens shit is more interesting than this crap...seriously..you should have a life other than to vent on pointless ratings and submissions. -2 -2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2 "
Heh.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by boredgurl210 (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:39:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:28:51 (#)
Ranking: 1
Also known as a FASSHOLE.
Ah, Hadooken; the down syndrome kid Eminem could've been.
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Even though I like Hadooken's work, this was fucking funny.
why thank you, you will notice if you look carefully, this IS hadookens work.
Submitted by boredgurl210 (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:39:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:28:51 (#)
Ranking: 1
Also known as a FASSHOLE.
Ah, Hadooken; the down syndrome kid Eminem could've been.
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Even though I like Hadooken's work, this was fucking funny.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Also known as a FASSHOLE.
Ah, Hadooken; the down syndrome kid Eminem could've been.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:20:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
about yourself
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great hate post!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That was in Doha last year. It's a really nice place.
Submitted by athena (user info) at 2005-02-09 13:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
H. where was that picture taken?
Sigh....
Submitted by Rammstein (user info) at 2005-02-08 23:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hadookens shit is more interesting than this crap...seriously..you should have a life other than to vent on pointless ratings and submissions. -2 -2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-02-08 23:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Death Metal Bitch's tribute to Bitchooken.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/14541
Keep your mouth shut next time Biatch.
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-02-08 23:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Bitchooken
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-08 23:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ultimately i get the last laugh
1) i dont take this as seriously as all you fucks. they are just numbers. you get all bent about ratings, like the uber users with the best stats at the end of uber season get voted into the all star game and win a trip to hawaii.
2) the same stats that you bitch about, you are helping me. i wrote this post fucker. and i obviously got over on you because you are agreeing with "unsavory" for his harsh words describing me.
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-02-08 23:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hadooken: Touche. You got me on the typo -- just like you got Millie_Grace (see below). The point is that you are a petty bitch. Someone puts a pretty good effort into writing a poem and story and you come along with a -2, criticize her nickname and last but not least the m / n typo. I just wish that I was as polite and mature as Millie_Grace. Her responses were perfect.
Submitted by Millie_Grace (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:40:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
not tryin to be Itailan even a little bit
...thanks for the imput though.
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Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:37:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
were you trying to be italian with your username? if so, its spelled Mille Grazie
just thought i would help you out there.
oh, you werent trying to be italian?
stupid name anyway." - Hadooken
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Oh and to answer your question, the "e" and "i" on my keyboard are about a FIST width apart. Bye for now. Dink.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-08 22:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about PoloboiGC
User id: 14541
Registered on or around: 2004-12-09 22:11:43
# Messages posted: 60
# Reviews written: 751
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 2893
# Hits: 42169
Average rating of all messages: -1.11
average post: -1.11 and I suck? hahhahahahaa
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-02-08 22:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hadoken is a faggot..
nuff said..
plus he's fat.. fat people get no respect unless they play O LINE that is all..
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-08 22:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Your best post since "The Hadooken Theorem".
Everything else has pretty much sucked.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-08 22:04:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-08 22:02:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I"VE BEEN DUPED!
are you so desperate for attention that you write your own hate posts?
it's sad when you now have to check user info on every post just so you don't look reatrded!
U R TEH SUCK HADOOOOKIIINNNNN!!!!1111!die11!!!
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! YES!!! i wondered when you were gonna catch that.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-08 22:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
retarded* too
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-08 22:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I"VE BEEN DUPED!
are you so desperate for attention that you write your own hate posts?
it's sad when you now have to check user info on every post just so you don't look reatrded!
U R TEH SUCK HADOOOOKIIINNNNN!!!!1111!die11!!!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-08 22:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-08 21:48:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-02-08 21:43:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
a little extreme perhaps and yet I just read a post where Hadookin -2'd a lady and went on to criticize her for a minor typo: She typed a "m" instead of a "n". Those letters are right beside eachother - at least on my keyboard.
well let me criticize another typo. you spelled my name wrong. how close are the e and i keys on your keyboard?
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ahahahahaha.
Yup that was the clincher, Hadooken is alright in my book!
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-08 21:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have the supernatural ability to cause others to spell things wrong.
its a gift that i usually used for evil.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-08 21:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-02-08 21:43:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
a little extreme perhaps and yet I just read a post where Hadookin -2'd a lady and went on to criticize her for a minor typo: She typed a "m" instead of a "n". Those letters are right beside eachother - at least on my keyboard.
well let me criticize another typo. you spelled my name wrong. how close are the e and i keys on your keyboard?
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-02-08 21:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
courage, rather. Yeah. He even makes me spell things wrong.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-02-08 21:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Finally, someone has the courgae to put this son of a bitch into his... what? User info? Oh. Um... yogurt.
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-02-08 21:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
a little extreme perhaps and yet I just read a post where Hadookin -2'd a lady and went on to criticize her for a minor typo: She typed a "m" instead of a "n". Those letters are right beside eachother - at least on my keyboard.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-08 21:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
he seems ok to me
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-02-08 21:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/15316
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-02-08 21:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To be read in the voice of a flaming homosexual:
Seriously? You don't like Hadooken?
I think he's cuuute.
I'd stick him in his Hadooker and then make him eat it off me like an unsavory fudgesicle.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-08 21:01:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute boy!
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-08 20:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh and did you mean eli, or the other younger brother?
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-08 20:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-08 20:34:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Peyton Manning's little brother.
that is a first. never been called that before.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-08 20:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Peyton Manning's little brother.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-08 20:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:57:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is shit but I fuckin' hate Hadooken.
jarvis=pwned
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And another -2 because everytime I see your name I get the Streetfighter sound effects in my head.
Then I'm forced to go listen to Numanuma again.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:57:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is shit but I fuckin' hate Hadooken.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet you will cheer up once you watch the Numanuma kid!
I want to marry him.
http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html
Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd give you a +10 on the bitterness
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL HADOOKEN WANNA CYBER?! LIEK ASL?!
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk."
" You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful."
" Shut up bitch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie."
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want my ratings back
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hadooken is a lot cooler than you, twatface
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
who?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BAHAHAHA
Sorry Hadooken, I wanted to be the first.
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
He aint so bad! Give the kid a chance!
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, way to ruin it asshole!
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:32:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
PS, I wonder how many people will check user info first like I did.
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fucking classic
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is just mean.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet jesus!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PS, I wonder how many people will check user info first like I did.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Vérité!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-08 19:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
Damn right!
He must be at SeaWorld in that picture.