Journey into the stoned mind (475 hits)
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Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (View user info) at 2005-02-09 00:07:34 EST
I was going through old files from high school one very dull day when I came across this gem. We had to write short stories, and my brilliant idea was that if I got really stoned before writing it, my brain would be filled with creative ideas. This much turned out to be true. Once the typing started, my subconscious just started spewing out words. As it turned out, my subconscious is a pretty fucked up place. I never did submit it, for obvious reasons, but the result was this work of art, presented for your reading (dis)pleasure in its original unedited form. I really have no idea what I was getting at, but I'm sure it was good.
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Her ran in to the endless distance beyond.
The running became tired. Grasping for a bird, he
ran through the forest to catch the deer. The green
tailed deer, who had eatent the pkum oh al plums
just before. When he reached the station, there
were several mice, and these ran into falls, where
they tumbled across the floors of space. In thime,
theyd grow to feed off these things, they and the
forest people that is. The endless bridge was running
to complete freedom, and the stars eodw on into the
night. Flow on star, the Sheppard said. When the
star flew into the sky, the sheppards walked and as
they did, the water tapped away at the tiger's back.
Suddenly, the forest drew to a close, and
approached the top of the tree. There the stayed,
until plotting the points beyond. If the ice saw
this, it would by worried by the nack of neervousneaa
being shown in the dealing with immaterial insects.
The tension that mounted was infalliable, and so on
through the desert they ran, cacti standing through
the sky. When the sky tunrwed dark, the sun filtered
the selfish dogs out ot the sky, only leaving the
selfless ones. When the ground stalled, oor the
runner stopped, depending on your perspective, the
trees came to a close, and the second sky was born.
This one was even better than the last sky, or worse,
depending on you perspective there were trees at the
bottom of the two wekks. They enveloped the land like
a sheine, and saw the world as a cavern, with cats
sitting in the horizon. When the cats sar down, the
giraffe, drunk as it was, ran to the bush, and waited
for mokeys to arrive. When the elefant turned green,
they showed uo. T last, the monkeys and the elephant
swerre reunited. As if in fear of the faster purple
mokeys. That tchewed on the heels of elephants.
Needless to say, this peiised the elephants off quitre
a bitm and their heels were the only things holding
their ankles from the groun, or the ground from there
ankles, depending on yur perspective. So... If the green
monkeys (ankle chewers) took the bate, disguised as
purple monkeys, as one would expect they would, thost
that were purple would know. So what they would do is
paint themselves yellow, and, in the heat of the night,
chase of those purple monkey wanna-be'ers because they
wantedf to be like the purple monkeys who painted
themselves yellow, so they're kinda yelloe mokey
wananna-be purplemonkey wanna be. But, tought luck.
The purple monkey wanna be'ers out there should give up,
cuz theyr'e really green and the gotta face the facts.
YOU ARE NOT PURPLE. YOU ARE GREEN. When trees park at
the end, the forest goes green, then orange. When the
blue trees turn pink, they you know its time. The green
mokeys will come to their senses and realize their greenes
is not a problem, just a difference. So, in conclusion,
I conclude that when the green apes they to rop the purple
apes by the pride of their purpleness, bby making them turn
yellow. Then the purps just gotta tellim like it is YOU'RE
GREEN. LIVE WITH IT. And that, my good friend, is the end.
User Reviews
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-09 06:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-09 05:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Didn't read the whole thing. It's interesting, but too incoherent for my current mood. I think it's deserving of a +1, though.
Submitted by LeggsTitsenarse (user info) at 2005-02-09 05:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Before I read this I thought that drug use isn't so bad if its for the purpose of creativity but now I'm no so sure.
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-09 01:37:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i like barelywine.
this sounded good, but i drank too much to finish
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-02-09 01:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU ARE NOT PURPLE. YOU ARE GREEN
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it.
But these loser nerds, that are loser's in real life but try to be big shot's on line will rip you apart, for no proper grammer, and punacation, but hey I could give a fuck..
none of these ugly fucks will get laid.
heres a plus 2 to yah