100,000+ Hits Uber Club - Truly Ubersite's ELITE (1920 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.23 on 68 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Degreeless (View user info) at 2005-02-09 00:14:00 EST
Well, the other day I finally achieved 100,000 hits. OUTSTANDING you say? Of course! This is a phenomenal achievement, an impossible dream for the vast, vast majority of the pathetic pieces of garbage who taint this website with their literary nonsense. You know what I'm talking about, just look around; the truth is that unless you have 100,000 or more hits, you really can't consider yourself a serious and respected Uberuser, and your stuff is crap. You're just a no-talent punk.
I guess what I am doing is urging you underlings to reasess your reasons for being on this site, and consider your true ability; face it, you suck. Please quit posting now. We're overpopulated with arrogant shitheads who post simply for the sake of posting and have nothing to say; kindly leave the site to those of us who are popular and talented, we're happy being among ourselves.
Of course there are exceptions; most notably ME, who by 5,000 hits had established myself as a prominent and exceptional writer and humorist with legions of loyal fans on Ubersite. Maybe 2 or 3 others come to mind who started to shine around the 70,000 mark, but that's it. I don't know what it is, but that magic 100,000 number makes all the difference in the world, and without it, you're just not on the radar.
I'd like to say "you're welcome" in advance of all the congratulatory posts I am about to receive, but only from fellow Members of the 100,000 Uberclub. The rest of you simply don't matter. It's been a pleasure sharing my vast wisdom and unstoppable with with 100,000 Club members who appreciate quality and excellence. May we continue to inspire each other forever!
ANd to my main man Bart - I love you, man.
IN closing I would just like to that as our 100,000 Club grows ever so slowly, all you Uberparasites need to keep lookin' up that hill, and be sure to gobble up any crumbs that may roll down the mountain your way; You won't get 100,000 hits if you aren't loved by the people, and no one will love you if YOU SUCK! Obviously, I don't suck at all, so feel free to worship me if you don't already; all of us in the 100,000 club enjoy the roses you throw our way. Thanks.
As a token of affection, I made an abstract "100,000 Hits" collage for your visual enjoyment. There is a secret message contained within, and if you can figure it out, you get +2 from me for life. In the meantime, let your own +2's fly!
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-15 23:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 03:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me chuckle.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-26 02:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Degreeless should be up to anout 150K right now.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for not having reached 100 000 Hits yet.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-25 07:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:30:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
ahahahhaha I stole this entire post
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muhahahahaha
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-25 07:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-09 02:23:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn my mere 21219
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Damn my mere 71821
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-25 07:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Degreeless, what a fucking liar and ripoff artist.
You are only at 71926. And you copied my post.
n00b
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-25 06:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
100000 hits is nothing.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-25 06:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehehehehehehehehe
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-05-25 06:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done! you deserve it,you are a champion.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-25 03:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was a work of art.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-03-06 05:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
yep, everytihng has been said...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26197
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-06 04:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Waiter, there's an eye in my taco".
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-03-06 04:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That just sucked beyond all known suckiness.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-02-21 02:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-02-10 21:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Guys, maybe the eye in the "pussy" is really a ham sammich.
Everything you ever wanted to know about Kazzerax
User id: 12561
Registered on or around: 2004-09-28 19:35:18
# Messages posted: 18
# Reviews written: 343
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 370
# Hits: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Average rating of all messages: 2.00
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-10 21:11:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-09 05:15:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd say the 1.5+ rating after a significant amount of posts club would be the true elite.
that's only because everyone's a pussy on uber now, and afraid to give -2s or afraid to break streaks or are uber-buddies with half the site.
once upon a time nobody on the MVA was over 1.00
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-10 21:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWD (bored with degreeless) ;)
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-10 20:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W!
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-10 20:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
One big vicious circle, my friend.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-10 20:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are my hero!
Is the secret message that you are really 12 years old? because there is not one but two pokemon pics in there...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-10 20:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the message is Tubgirl
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-09 17:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The secret message is:
"Dutch-Canadians rule!"
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-09 10:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's another hit for your personal-validation count.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-02-09 10:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
u r 1337
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-09 09:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the secret message is either "I'm a pussy" or "There is no Santa Claus"
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 08:49:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll make it someday.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-09 08:42:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
congrats. i'll never be there, but what the heck.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-02-09 08:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are truly part of the upper echelon. I'm not -- http://www.ubersite.com/m/58327
On a different note, is the hidden message "Canada sucks"?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-09 08:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Adamdidit2u
User id: 11733
Registered on or around: 2004-08-30 14:24:17
# Messages posted: 88
# Reviews written: 2936
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 2945
# Hits: 84569
Average rating of all messages: 1.26
soon, but hey +2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-09 08:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll be up there soon.
Conclusive proof it's not worth a damn.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-09 08:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Congrats, you're a professional dork now.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-09 05:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Eye in pussy = NSFW
You're a bad man... And a Narcissist.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-09 05:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-09 05:30:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
Rawrg,
Shut up and go make me a another post, bitch!
Love,
Rad
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haha
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-09 05:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Rawrg,
Shut up and go make me a another post, bitch!
Love,
Rad
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-09 05:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd say the 1.5+ rating after a significant amount of posts club would be the true elite. *cough cough* http://www.ubersite.com/u/rawrg *cough cough*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-09 04:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about rad1101
User id: 12309
Registered on or around: 2004-09-19 06:05:46
# Messages posted: 9
# Reviews written: 13998
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 21131
# Hits: 2699288
Average rating of all messages: 2.00
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-09 04:10:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about apollo88
User id: 1507
Registered on or around: 2003-06-25 08:33:41
# Messages posted: 210
# Reviews written: 8895
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 6393
# Hits: 136655
Average rating of all messages: 1.01
WOOO!!
Submitted by TheJedi (user info) at 2005-02-09 03:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Congrats... and your modesty is overwhelming...
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-09 02:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you want a cookie?
<hiss>
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-09 02:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
of course, makigng an " unholy master" helps a bit....
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-09 02:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dan, take a look at gib's hits and compare with the number of his posts.
people with talent don't have to post a lot to get hits--the work gets them the hits.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-02-09 02:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A more accurate rating system than "hits" would be a running total of User Reviews.
Hits really mean nothing: They're like cars pass on the highway: you don't even know if they read your billboard.
User Reviews mean everything.
I mention this is because I've only posted 11 times, 4 were misfire/mistakes leaving blank posts, (those bring the -2s swarming), but even so, my User Reviews are higher than yours. And I suck.
So hits mean nothing. Just means you post a lot.
Oh, and happy Lent, D. Can Lent be happy? (Depends on your memories of (Phat)Fat Tuesday. Can't remember all of mine, thanks to the Krewe of Rex and the lesbians with the pissed-off limo driver. congrates, D., this site means a lot more to some than others. *clink Hope to see you @ 200,000.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-09 02:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-09 02:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn my mere 21219
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-09 01:35:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good satire
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2005-02-09 01:31:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-09 01:25:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
is that an eyeball inside of a vagina?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-09 01:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
is that an eyeball inside of a vagina?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-09 01:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NOW, you rule.
Everything you ever wanted to know about Degreeless_Capibara
User id: 7381
Registered on or around: 2004-04-05 20:57:27
# Messages posted: 149
# Reviews written: 5228
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Average rating of all messages: 0.27
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BEST POST EVARRR!!!!!!
Submitted by Johnathan_Brains (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:17:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Degreeless_Capibara
User id: 7381
Registered on or around: 2004-04-05 20:57:27
# Messages posted: 148
# Reviews written: 5221
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 2875
# Hits: 99990
Average rating of all messages: 0.28
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I am missing something here arn't I?
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One usually waits until a goal is acheived before one celebrates over it.
Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll bet that colege took you a long time to put together. It is very nice except for the seizures it induced.
Submitted by TollboothWilly (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:31:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just for the "eye"
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:30:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ahahahhaha I stole this entire post
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"We're overpopulated with arrogant shitheads who post simply for the sake of posting and have nothing to say..."
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*snicker* I couldn't have said it better myself.
Ah... fuck it, have a +2 anyways as congratulations.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My biggest fan. How's life with Eric?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU SUCK AGAIN!
Everything you ever wanted to know about Degreeless_Capibara
User id: 7381
Registered on or around: 2004-04-05 20:57:27
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# Reviews written: 5228
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# Hits: 99991
Average rating of all messages: 0.27
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I accept your -2.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a God.
Please accept this humble -2 as a sacrifice.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTN: GHEY MENZ
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:19:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow. congratulations.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
10 hits?
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Degreeless_Capibara
User id: 7381
Registered on or around: 2004-04-05 20:57:27
# Messages posted: 148
# Reviews written: 5221
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 2875
# Hits: 99990
Average rating of all messages: 0.28
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I am missing something here arn't I?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:16:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My first visit from the fabled Chris Evans. I'm honored to say the least.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's alot of random shit.
But I hate picture posts so fuck you...
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 00:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Kai is my god.