Find Bart Among the 18 year Olds Take 3!! (NSFW) (2406 hits)
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Submitted by Wallstreet (View user info) at 2005-02-09 01:44:27 EST
This is the hardest to date.............
Come on you can do it!!
Look hard and find our fearless leader Bart!!
(Hint: He is not close to the asian pooping)
I have faith in you all!!
Find Bart!!
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-07 07:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMNIT! I've seen this post but never read the reviews. If only I had so many Dangerous questions would have been answered.
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-04-07 06:38:18 EDT (#)
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Ummm, is the girl on the left holding poo?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-07 06:22:20 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA
NOW I understand the titles of Danger's posts...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-11 06:35:11 EST (#)
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Oh, nothing, I, err.. was... ah, just, erm... shouting... nothing to worry about... +12 says hi... well, I cleaned it up a little... Sorry Wallstreet, won't happen again. Here's another +2 for your trouble. Nice post, *looking 'round* ... really nice. Right then, I'll be off... I shall never wash my cheek Garden Grass, err, which one was it exactly?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-11 06:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes?
sorry about this Wallstreet
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-10 15:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, just go away Wallstreet, you wouldn't understand. Here, have another +2.
MEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-10 13:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF is going on in my post? WTF are you talking about danger?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-10 08:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I - I can't. I'm a noob - and I'm... shy. What if people pointed and made fun of me? And then gave me -1's... one for each foot, that would make -2... I just couldn't. SHOW US YOUR TITS!! Wha-what?? I'm so sorry. That wasn't me, it was +12 again. I've been struggling with him ever since I told him to "get behind me". The last thing I heard was, "Bend over sweetheart", and... well, you get the picture... Please, Merlina, don't message me again. I need to block out this minds-eye image of a girl even prettier than the girl on the left. I am going to ask that Bradamus chap to find me a soulmate
right here in Uber World. If he picks you... I will leave Ubersite until at least next Tuesday. Go now, Blossom Pop, before +12 says something else...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-10 07:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAH HA HA HAHAHAHA
Danger you crack me up
*wipes tears from eyes*
hee hee
please write a post.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-10 05:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
*sigh*... Don't tease me my love. We both know it would never work. We could never go to the rock climbing wall, you scaling it lithely like a.. err... erm... nimble cliff-scaling-she-animal, with me at the bottom shouting, "Be careful my love"! - all the while being teased by little kids with feet saying things like, "Hey mister, where are your fucking feet"? And what about the beach? I'd fucking drown, and if - hang on, one of my 'stumps' has a mind (and a voice) of it's own. What's that? What did you say? She can rub you anytime? Filthy little - I - I - I mean big creature!! Get thee behind me +12 Junket Pumper!! I'm sorry, where were we? That's right, the beach. I guess I could just sit on there and watch you chat-up the life-guards, but what if Atlus came over and kicked sand in my face? Even though I could beat seven shades of shinola out of him he'd just walk away...
Maybe we could play football together? As long as it was John Madden's on the xbox. I could be the Browns and you could pick a team so shite even the Browns could beat them... And we could never go on long, romantic strolls, what if you got a stitch or cramp, and said, "Go on without me honey, I'll catch up". I'd think you were mocking me...
It would never work. One day, sooner or later, after carrying me from the car to our picnic rug in an isolated desert, you would just get up and walk away. "Hey", I would say, and you would just, with your back still turned, raise your middle finger and take the Audi. Oh Merlina, I am lost...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-10 04:27:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh heh heh..
let me rub your stumps for you oh sweet one...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-10 01:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh shit, I've just stumbled across "Battle" fo Uber, as opposed to Uber "Wars" and it seems I was a little confused as to who I was taking issue with.. so, err, sorry about that Donitsu *dusting off lapels* seems I am actually cranky with Potatomanjack. Oh, and look, I can't spell significant either.
... no wonder she left me.. MERLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:32:27 (#)
Ranking: 1
Danger you should never be 'complete'
live just a little unsure and not quite complete
Being on your toes is MUCH more fun
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It's a little hard being on your toes when you have no feet. Lost them in the 'nam, not in the war, mind, I'm not that old, lost them on holidays last year in a luggage mix-up. Out of four suitcases the only one they found was the one with all my shoes in it. Oh, the cruel irony... I guess since then all I've ever really wanted was to feel complete... without my feet... and you made me (albeit ever so briefly) FEEL complete Merlina, even though that bastard Donitsu won't give me a part in Uber Wars 'cause I missed the boat or something, by like a year (sheeeeeesh - what IS it with that guy??) I FELT WHOLE. I know you're letting me go, signifigant other... you've broken my heart.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
damn! that dead guy has got some nice titties... for an old dead guy.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:32:27 EST (#)
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Danger you should never be 'complete'
live just a little unsure and not quite complete
Being on your toes is MUCH more fun
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-02-09 10:50:18 EST (#)
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That's my fucking sister asshole!
Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2005-02-09 10:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The Jerry Orbach head made me guffaw.
Bart *was* harder to find!
No more goatse please. I prefer squirrel low-hangers.
That eye is creeping me out a little.
Willy Wonka but no Umpa-Loompas? Damn!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-09 09:27:54 EST (#)
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Merlina, if you reckon you're prettier than that girl on the left, you complete me.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-09 09:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh no I'm a completly disgusting ugly warty beast, just saying that I am a SLIM size 10-12 beast.
And yes.
I'm kidding.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-09 08:42:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-09 08:23:59 (#)
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Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-09 01:47:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
and most of those bikini girls are fat.
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are you SERIOUS? I am about the same size as those girls and I certainly do not consider myself fat. Its about a British Size 10-12 which is a US Size 8-10 I think... thats not fat goddammit. Its just not wafer thin size 4 lollipops like you get in Haallywooood...
jeez.
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Mmm-mmm Merlina... grrrrrrrrrrr. But are you as pretty as the one on the left?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-09 08:23:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-09 01:47:30 (#)
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and most of those bikini girls are fat.
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are you SERIOUS? I am about the same size as those girls and I certainly do not consider myself fat. Its about a British Size 10-12 which is a US Size 8-10 I think... thats not fat goddammit. Its just not wafer thin size 4 lollipops like you get in Haallywooood...
jeez.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-09 08:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The girls are getting fatter...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-09 08:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-02-09 08:00:24 EST (#)
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Hellooooooo Lenny Brisco!!! So THAT'S what's hidden under that trenchcoat.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-09 07:35:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-09 02:34:02 (#)
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Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-09 01:47:30 (#)
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is that old lady drinking Jaeger? BAD OLD LADY.
and most of those bikini girls are fat.
Like you would not do every single last one of them.....................
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I'd sure as hell do the one on the left - she's dreamy.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-09 07:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Goatse man!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-09 07:15:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-09 01:47:30 (#)
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is that old lady drinking Jaeger? BAD OLD LADY.
and most of those bikini girls are fat.
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Nigga WHAT?? I hope you're joking.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-09 05:02:44 EST (#)
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Nuh, can't see him - but I found Vermin! Bottom *chortle* left - what an arsehole.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-02-09 04:42:34 EST (#)
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Orbach lives on! Although I don't think this is what he had in mind when pondering about his legacy, but love is love.
Banga
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-09 04:12:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-09 03:15:21 (#)
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Well mystiamoon.......
I would +2 ya....
Can I +2 one of your comments?
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I'll just take the cash equivilent, please.
Submitted by TheJedi (user info) at 2005-02-09 03:36:59 EST (#)
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Whaaa?? *hiccup*
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-09 03:15:21 EST (#)
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Well mystiamoon.......
I would +2 ya....
Can I +2 one of your comments?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-09 03:10:31 EST (#)
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he's willy wonka's right ear.
nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-02-09 03:03:25 EST (#)
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Willy Wonka obligatory +2
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-09 02:34:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-09 01:47:30 (#)
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is that old lady drinking Jaeger? BAD OLD LADY.
and most of those bikini girls are fat.
Like you would not do every single last one of them.....................
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-02-09 02:09:25 EST (#)
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Mmmmmmmm..... Jerry Orbach with boobs.
*drools*
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-09 02:03:32 EST (#)
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i'll pose for you baby, but I got a small rack
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-09 02:02:31 EST (#)
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Jackpot
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-09 02:01:22 EST (#)
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bishop......not bishob
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-02-09 02:01:13 EST (#)
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.... to the left of Willy Wonka.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-09 01:56:45 EST (#)
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Did you find Bart....
+2 on a fuckload of your posts if you do!
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-09 01:56:03 EST (#)
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No......some random from bishob post wednesday..........No idea who he is
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-02-09 01:54:05 EST (#)
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Is that Desmond Tutu?
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-02-09 01:53:00 EST (#)
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Stop, please.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-09 01:51:32 EST (#)
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Well I am running out of 18 (god I hope they are of age) year old bikini clad whores at the beach pics! Any help would be appreciated!
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-09 01:47:30 EST (#)
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is that old lady drinking Jaeger? BAD OLD LADY.
and most of those bikini girls are fat.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-09 01:45:23 EST (#)
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Hint # 2:
Bishop Post.......
Look elsewhere!!