The Insane Girls of HotOrNot.com (8087 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.95 on 75 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JMG114 (View user info) at 2005-02-09 11:33:08 EST
Episode 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/58904
(Names and photos have been changed. Profile and e-mail texts remain verbatim.)
I returned to HotOrNot.com, convinced that this time, I'd find a double-match that would treat me right. After all, there were so many fine ladies out there. How hard could it possibly be?
The next lass who tickled my fancy was Mary. Mary certainly didn't fit my idea of a girlfriend, but she was very small and very cute. I mean, if some of her orifices are a little tinier and therefore tighter than most, who am I to complain?
Mary's profile text read, "Hello..... i'm a christian girl who loves god and his only son jesus christ. i'm not looking for perverts but a good boyfriend wholl take my hand and we can show each other the way. i love music and go out to lots of concerts."
Well, this is something different from what I'm used to. As opposed to worshipping fat wallets and credit cards, here was a girl who loved something of substance.
What's unnecessary here? For starters, if you say, "I'm a Christian girl," it's implied that you have a hard-on for God and sonny Jesus. The qualifier, "who loves god and his only son jesus christ" is unnecessary and patronizing, you patronizing bitch.
Okay, so no on perverts, but yes on boyfriends? Have you ever HAD a boyfriend? If so, you'd know that a boyfriend IS a pervert, and he likes it anal, raw, bloody, and screaming.
Ever see those Time-Life Christian rock commercials in which they show you scenes of hundreds of thousands of people with arms raised, eyes closed, and swaying to some rock band singing "Jesus plays my bass guitar"? When was the last time you saw a hospital full of surgeons jamming to "Surgeon Rock," or park rangers dancing to, "Park Ranger Blues," at a park ranger convention? Exactly. Separation of church, state, and rock 'n roll, please.
In any event, I looked at her picture, sort of skipped over her keywords, and skimmed her profile text. Then, I gave her the, "Should I contact her" test consisting of two questions:
Is she cute?
Am I horny?
If the answers to both questions are "yes," then she moves into the contact list. Congratulations.
From: JMG
To: Mary
Hi Mary. I might be going to a couple of Demon Hunter and 12 Stones concerts this summer. Interested in coming along?
From: Mary
To: JMG
Are u for real???? I LOVE 12 STONES!!! Tell me more about u. Where do u live?? Are u a Chrsitian?
From: JMG
To: Mary
I'm from a co-sect of Christianity. Do you pray a lot? I'm from New York City.
From: Mary
To: JMG
Co-sect??? I'm intrigued! What sort of co-sect? I live in the city, too, not too far from central park. I pray all the time to God and his only begotten son Jesus Christ and they answer my prayers without fail. I'm so happy they theyre in my life.
*Interlude: Yes, I know I'm skating a fine line. On one hand, I don't want to hurt the deluded, on the other, I want sex. God and his only son Jesus Christ would want me to be fruitful, yes?
From: JMG
To: Mary
Great. Want to meet up and pray or something?
From: Mary
To: JMG
YES!!!!
I stategically selected a meeting place of 77th street and Central Park East. Mary showed up right on time. She had dark, reddish-brown hair, beautiful brown eyes, and breasts that seemed altogether too heavy for her little body to carry. I wanted to help her carry them.
"Jared?" she asked, a questioning look on her face.
"Mary! It's nice to meet you."
I went to hug her, but she stopped me, "Not on a first date."
Stopping in my tracks, I stared at her. "Are you serious? I'd bet Jesus hugged people the first time he met them."
She put her finger to her lips. "Sh! Blasphemy!"
"Oh. Right. Sorry."
"I'm not the one you should be asking for forgiveness. Why did you want to meet here?" she gestured up at the big stone synagogue behind me, "A Jew church?"
"A synagogue. Jesus was Jewish."
She rolled her eyes. "Don't remind me."
>>>Tires screeching<<< What?
Stifling a smile, I pressed her, "You're not a fan of Jews?"
"Let's walk away from here while we talk, okay?" She started walking south and I followed her as she continued, "If the Jews would only accept that Jesus shed his precious blood for their sins, we'd be that much closer to rapture. They're his main obstacle to coming back."
"But don't you think he could just come back whenever he wanted to? Why would the Jews be stopping him?"
"They put him on the cross. It was their sins."
Furrowing my brow, I retorted, "I thought it was everyone's sins."
"Everyone Jewish."
*Interlude: Wow.
For lunch, I decided to skip over a kosher deli in favor of a common city diner. We placed our orders, and Mary turned back to me.
"So, what sect did you say you were a member of?"
"What you said before, it's curious. Didn't Jesus have to die in order for his purpose to be fulfilled? That's why God sent him here in the first place, I thought."
"God sent him here to die, yes, but it was through the malicious lies and acts of his enemies, so blinded by their arrogance, that they couldn't see who he truly was and killed him for telling the truth."
*Interlude: Time to switch gears.
Nodding, I agreed, "I see. You're absolutely right. I've been questioning my faith recently and am in need of guidance."
"Which sect are you a member of?"
The waiter arrived with our food. She had a small side plate of sweet potato fries.
Pointing to her fries, I asked, "May I have one?"
"No," matter-of-factly, "Order you own."
After lunch, we went for a walk in the park. She stopped walking and faced me.
"Okay, now enough with the games. Which sect to you belong to?"
"Mary, must we adhere so strictly to sectarian boundaries? I consider both of us members of the human sect."
"The only sect I belong to is that of true Christians. What are you? Tell me now."
*Interlude: You see, I stood upon the brink of the abyss. My honesty would lead me onto the path of the light side. Honesty is a wonderful thing. By being honest, I'd feel good about myself, aside from having to let my own hopes down. I looked into her eyes, considering it a shame that someone so beautiful had to be so corrupted by twisted ideals. Still, I had to tell her the truth. I opened my mouth, ready to spill...
Then, the dark side whispered, "Tight pussy."
"I'm Christian, too."
"You are?"
"Yes, Mary! I just thought that me as a person would be more attractive to you than what my beliefs are, but I guess I was wrong."
Turning around, I started walking away from her. All according to plan, she put her hand on my shoulder to stop me.
"Jared! Wait! I'm sorry. I've just been---look, would you like to go pray?"
She led me to a nearby church and we sat in the pews. She knelt, interlaced her hands, and bowed her head towards the altar.
I tapped her shoulder. "Hey, ever make out in a church?"
Her mouth dropped open and without a word, shifted herself down an extra two feet from me. As she continued praying, I silently stood, tip-toed out from the pew, left the church, and went home.
From: Mary
To: JMG
I took time out of my busy day to see you, and then you just take off after that filthy comment? Who the hell do you think you are?
From: JMG
To: Mary
Who the HELL do I think I am? Sounds like blasphemy. Twenty Hail Marys, Ten Our Fathers, and an operation to have the stick removed from your ass. Oh, and I'm JEWISH!!! Hail God and not Jesus! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
/////////>>>Mary has been added to your block list.
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-02 13:50:30 EST (#)
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The Insane Girls of HotOrNot.com (6969 hits)
Look at the hits!!!
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Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-28 22:43:03 EDT (#)
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What a heavenly tour, ha ha ha ha ha .
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-28 22:27:06 EDT (#)
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HAHAAHA
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:20:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:07:25 EST (#)
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+2 if you'd bagged her 1st!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is awesome.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:35:52 EST (#)
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It was already a +2, but the picture deserves one of its own.
Submitted by WhoLetYouIn (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:27:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:19:48 EST (#)
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Mary's profile text read, "Hello..... i'm a christian girl who loves god and his only son jesus christ. i'm not looking for perverts but a good boyfriend wholl take my hand and we can show each other the way. i love music and go out to lots of concerts."
If you changed christian to dirty, god to cock, his only son jesus christ to anal, swapped perverted and boyfriend, and each other the way to me how to be a good girl, that would have been a real winner.
Oh, and dont feel bad. The angel sitting on your shoulders always loses once the devil sitting there says "tight pussy." Its kinda like when youre thumb wrestling, and use the cherry bomb, you automatically win.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-11 00:21:32 EST (#)
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Nice story.
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-02-10 13:39:33 EST (#)
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You couldn't have hit that anyway. Thank you for going on bad dates for our sins.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-02-10 13:20:55 EST (#)
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I just hate girls like that. Christian is okay, but anyone who is so deeply involved in something that they can't associate with non-members is stupid.
On the plus side, I can pick up lots of girls at churches because I, on occasion, look exactly like that picture of Jesus you see in Sunday school.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-10 11:15:50 EST (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-02-10 11:06:31 EST (#)
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G-d wanted meat!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:57:35 EST (#)
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hurr hurr..
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-10 08:07:36 EST (#)
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Oh come on!!! Surely the paul mccartney keyword gave it away?
Awesome stuffs.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-10 00:55:03 EST (#)
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Holy shit! "I'm from a co-sect of Christianity."
I haven't taken a complete breath since that line. I'm starting to get a bit dizzy, but it's worth it. I think I'm crying a little from laughing so hard.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-10 00:34:40 EST (#)
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"From: Mary
To: JMG
Co-sect??? I'm intrigued! What sort of co-sect? I live in the city, too, not too far from central park. I pray all the time to God and his only begotten son Jesus Christ and they answer my prayers without fail. I'm so happy they theyre in my life."
If this is real, that is by far the scariest motherfucking thing I have ever read in my life.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-02-09 23:41:56 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by partisan (user info) at 2005-02-09 23:17:57 EST (#)
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I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing jesus,
Wanna feel his salvation all over my face.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-02-09 22:46:03 EST (#)
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This is why I come to Ubersite.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 22:31:13 EST (#)
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Haha those crazy Christians.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-09 22:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEATHEN! BUUUUUUURRRRRNNNN!!!
You should have told her that you were a Muslim. That would have been a mind fuck. So you'd have gotten some, mentally at least.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-02-09 17:41:43 EST (#)
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JMG, this was awesome.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-09 17:40:43 EST (#)
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The picture sealed it you sexy beast.
-Dave
Submitted by Kamargo (user info) at 2005-02-09 17:18:20 EST (#)
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Excelent!!!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:29:20 EST (#)
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.....HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:28:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:24:53 (#)
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Jared? This your Aunt Sophie...why are you wasting your time with all these shiksas? They're all meshugganah in the head with this Jesus thing..find a nice Jewish girl, like with the J-Date business...yes I know all about that and believe you me its all I can do to keep from telling your mother...and speaking of her, she asks "Why haven't I seen my son at temple?" which quite frankly, I have no good answer to...you wouldn't be chasing down these goyim if you would just show up and make your poor mother happy, and speaking of happy, I've been doing a little J-Date business of my own, mister, have I got a girl for you! You remember the Melnicks? From Ronkonkoma? Their youngest, Stacey, has grown up quite nicely and the scoliosis thing is just about all gone and...don't you roll your eyes at me bubeleh, you know, a nice Orthodox girl is just what you need you need to settle down and start thinking about your family and is it too much to ask for to see a grand-niece or two? Your cousin Myron can't give ME any grand-children, oh no, he's off in New Mexico, Old Mexico, whatever, with that verkakte hippie Snow or Rain or whatever the hell season she is, living in a yurt on a mountain - and does he ever call? NO! So, bubie, boychik, listen to your Tanta Sophie here, just find a nice Jewish girl, any Jewish girl, I don't even care even if she's Reform, any will do, just settle down and start a family. Just please, no schwartzes. It would kill your father.
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BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:18:57 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/59147
read this and I will toss your salad.
Submitted by Kakashi-Sensei (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:10:19 EST (#)
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Great story. Nice ending too. :P
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:50:27 EST (#)
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I think JMG has another hot series to work with...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:24:53 EST (#)
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Jared? This your Aunt Sophie...why are you wasting your time with all these shiksas? They're all meshugganah in the head with this Jesus thing..find a nice Jewish girl, like with the J-Date business...yes I know all about that and believe you me its all I can do to keep from telling your mother...and speaking of her, she asks "Why haven't I seen my son at temple?" which quite frankly, I have no good answer to...you wouldn't be chasing down these goyim if you would just show up and make your poor mother happy, and speaking of happy, I've been doing a little J-Date business of my own, mister, have I got a girl for you! You remember the Melnicks? From Ronkonkoma? Their youngest, Stacey, has grown up quite nicely and the scoliosis thing is just about all gone and...don't you roll your eyes at me bubeleh, you know, a nice Orthodox girl is just what you need you need to settle down and start thinking about your family and is it too much to ask for to see a grand-niece or two? Your cousin Myron can't give ME any grand-children, oh no, he's off in New Mexico, Old Mexico, whatever, with that verkakte hippie Snow or Rain or whatever the hell season she is, living in a yurt on a mountain - and does he ever call? NO! So, bubie, boychik, listen to your Tanta Sophie here, just find a nice Jewish girl, any Jewish girl, I don't even care even if she's Reform, any will do, just settle down and start a family. Just please, no schwartzes. It would kill your father.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:58:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:49:49 (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:50:17 (#)
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You gotta admit dude - you set yourself up for that one.
Although I'm starting to think you're making all of those up; there's no way there are THAT many wackos in New York.
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Doesn't NYC have one of, if not the largest population of all cities in the U.S? Statistically, a population that large would have a high potential for a lot of nutters. BUt the fact that Jared seems to be meeting all of them. Wow.
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Coincidence?
Birds of a feather, I say.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:55:33 EST (#)
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HA!
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:50:09 EST (#)
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And here I was thinking it was the Romans this whole time...
"I love Jesus, but I fail to accept his religious beliefs as true." My brain hurts...
Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:49:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:50:17 (#)
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You gotta admit dude - you set yourself up for that one.
Although I'm starting to think you're making all of those up; there's no way there are THAT many wackos in New York.
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Doesn't NYC have one of, if not the largest population of all cities in the U.S? Statistically, a population that large would have a high potential for a lot of nutters. BUt the fact that Jared seems to be meeting all of them. Wow.
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:30:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:50:17 (#)
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You gotta admit dude - you set yourself up for that one.
Although I'm starting to think you're making all of those up; there's no way there are THAT many wackos in New York.
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Somebody never been to NYC (paraphrasing):
"In New York... every 10, 20 seconds or so, you're faced with is question: Did I just see the hottest woman in the world, or the craziest guy in the world?"
-David Cross, "Shut Up, You F*cking Baby!"
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:23:14 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:07:06 EST (#)
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Intolerant people like her make a lot of evil shit happen in the world.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-02-09 13:42:03 EST (#)
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in the email you sent to her at the end, you shoulda said:
GOD RULES, JESUS DROOLS!!!11
that would have been funnie.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-02-09 13:24:16 EST (#)
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**Let's get our Christ on, let's kick it Jesus-style!**
Saved
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-09 13:02:57 EST (#)
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Jews killed Jesus?
I thought it was The Penguin... Man I gotta stop reading all those Batman comics.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:53:36 EST (#)
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Excellent.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:52:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:46:42 EST (#)
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Wouldn't it be great if she actually did make out in the church and turned out to be a real sex freak...but only in a church?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:40:52 EST (#)
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These fuckin rock
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:38:30 EST (#)
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Then, the dark side whispered, "Tight pussy.
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Pure Gold.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:36:55 EST (#)
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Bitches like that are the reason people say that we're kooks. Good story though.
-BongZilla
Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:36:31 EST (#)
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*sigh* Another Christian corrupted by that awful "Passion". I'm Catholic. Unlike her, though, I don't hold religion as a factor for dating, nor do I "blame the Jews", or whatever, for Christ being crucified. My philosophy is "Don't cram your belief system down my throat, I'll return the favor." This was the reason why I dumped a girl who said, in essence:
"If God is telling Doctor Octopus to destroy the world, then Spider-Man is wrong for stopping him and should suffer the divine wrath."
"....Bye!" Cloud of dust, swinging doors.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:36:15 EST (#)
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Damn dirty Jews.
fricken hillarious.
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:31:16 EST (#)
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Fucking classic. Keep on with these.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:24:47 EST (#)
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Sounds a lot like my cousin Amanda. . . She's been dating my best friend for quite a while (7 months) and he hasn't even made out with her yet.
The only reason he stays in this fake relationship? He's banging her friend on the side!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:23:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, how do people like that function in every day life.
Dont you just want to walk up to someone like this and say:
SHit fuck pussy clit balls cock premarital sex sodomy is fun
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:22:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
sorry I have to break the streak but this just doesn't seem like it could really have happened...
Still waiting for a good one in this series. Come on JMG, I know you can do it.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:19:49 EST (#)
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lets face it, who DOESNT have a hard on for Jehovah?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:15:47 EST (#)
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I laughed, I cried, I wet myself...
What?
What'd I say?
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:06:05 EST (#)
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BLASPHEMY!
Hey Jared - I'm playing a couple shows in NYC this weekend.
Friday night at the Lakeside Lounge (162 Ave B) with the Bill Bell Band - 11:00PM - no cover
Saturday night at Pianos (158 Ludlow St) with Fighterpilot - 9:45PM - $8 cover
COME! BRING FRIENDS! BRING J-DATE OR HOTORNOT FRIENDS!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:04:17 EST (#)
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I think the 5 HA!s were rather harsh you probably should have kept it down to 2, 3 max.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:56:06 EST (#)
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You should troll ChristianSingles.com
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:53:10 EST (#)
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http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BRSSKLO&key=DCK
thanks to my roommate for that.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:52:51 EST (#)
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MAKE YOUR BED!!
awesome pic! hahahaha
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:51:34 EST (#)
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I was think about putting rainbow colors in my hair too.
Picture is priceless!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:50:34 EST (#)
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i'm sure if she tried reading her bible she wouldn't be such an ignorant twat.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:50:31 EST (#)
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Did a search for "abstinence" on hot or not and some of them christian bitches as SWEEET
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:50:17 EST (#)
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You gotta admit dude - you set yourself up for that one.
Although I'm starting to think you're making all of those up; there's no way there are THAT many wackos in New York.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:50:04 EST (#)
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That picture makes this thing that much better.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:49:57 EST (#)
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B@W.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:47:57 EST (#)
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Yea Jews!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:47:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:46:47 EST (#)
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HA!!
you scare me.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:44:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:44:09 EST (#)
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Shit that was brilliant. I wonder how a bible-thumper makes it through a day in new york with all of that open-mindedness and sense of community for all denominations around her.
For the love of God, please keep this series afloat.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:39:39 EST (#)
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But seriously, don't you even feel a little bit bad about killing Jesus?
Even a tiny bit?
No?
Well shit, I guess the rapture won't be happening THIS week (Thanks A LOT Jared.) so I better get all this WORK finished (Thanks A LOT Jared.).
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:39:04 EST (#)
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Is this for real?
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:38:45 EST (#)
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From: JMG
To: Mary
Great. Want to meet up and pray or something?
+2
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now to go back and read the rest