Wonder why? Ask logic! (673 hits)
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Submitted by Kraven <heckler420.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-09 11:34:12 EST
I wonder about a lot of things, I'm what you would call a deep thinker. I randomly wonder; who was the guy who said marijuana should be illegal, and if he's still alive so that I might find him and shoot him. I also wonder why you have those dreams where you're running, legs pumping as fast as they can but yet you cant seem to move anywhere.
Well here is my 'wonder' of the day, I come across this one often when I flip on the TV. When, why and who decided that its ok to be a homosexual. Your right, maybe I should be more sensitive because well they have feelings too. So did Charles Manson, but they didn't accept him for loving to blow people up.
Now I am a big fan of Uber, there are a lot of great articles with hilarious reviews, and shitty articles with quite possibly the best reviews I've ever read. But today I saw the post by Apollo, and got what I would call an eye full. Now, I don't really want to hear about you getting ass fucked and how you liked it so much. Might be your thing but keep your fetishlike disgusting sex stories to yourself.
This isn't the only thing that I've found that's been hinting to you guys that homosexuality is the new "in" thing. Fucking Television at its best. Ever since the introduction to homosexuality on MTV and on what national broadcast station does the queer eye shit, homosexuality as gotten WAY out of control. No people ITS NOT NORMAL!
Think of logic, some say it's the best way to solve something. Is it logical that a male was given a penis to stick into the woman's vagina? Yes, it makes sense. Were humans given assholes to shit out of? Yes, our poop holes are developed for exit only, hence the purpose of the sphincter. Tights up, not meant to be lose, logical? Yes.
Now, lets look at it from this point of view. A pussy, meant as a woman's way of urinating, a penis a males way. The two have so much in common, they're destined to be together. Now, both sexes have an anus, both meant for shitting, once again, lots in common. But since they are both wholes they cant get together. Bare with me, I know this is bit of a shady argument but I am getting there.
Next example, computers. We all know their core responsibility is computing binary, the ones and zeros. Lets take a deeper look on that one. In computers, 1, 0, is the only possibility, thus should hold true for life in sexual terms. Lets say Males are worth 1 point and a female is worth 0. No, I am not trying to say women aren't worth as much as a man, but if you were to stand and look down, a man would see the number 1 and a female would see nothing.
Remember the desired score MUST equal 1 or 0 to be a logical algorithm.
Man + Woman = 1 - (Penis + Vagina)
Woman + Woman = 0 - (Vagina + Vagina)
Man + Man = 2 - (Penis + Penis)
Now I don't know about you but I believe that math holds the secretes to how everything works or should work. A logical conclusion, through math we can predict weather, global positioning, combustion and everything in life we take for granted. Through this little experiment we've also been able to prove homosexuality as being illogical and wrong. Now unless you can create a mathematical formula proving the logical reasoning behind pro-homosexuality, need not try and argue your point. I wont listen.
Good day Uber-users...
Kraven...
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Submitted by Auron (user info) at 2005-02-10 05:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is possibly the most logical argument I have ever experienced.
Your Logic really has put things into perspective.
You are a genius.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-02-09 17:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Are you for real?
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-02-09 17:10:18 EST (#)
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I think you need this:
http://www.pdrhealth.com/content/women_health/chapters/fgwh04/fgwh0402.GIF
Submitted by lizzard (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
" A pussy, meant as a woman's way of urinating, a penis a males way"
wow... that's possibly one of the stupidest things i have ever heard.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:12:30 EST (#)
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... you're silly.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:44:39 EST (#)
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Great! I wonder about stuff too. Like right now, I'm wondering who came up with the idea of handing out drugs to High School students.
Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:31:23 EST (#)
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Oook ok ... we can dispute this all you want, but your -2s now have no meaning since you've posted it more than once... And also read the fucking reviews... did i not post saying that my theory is based upon LOGIC AND MATH.. yours ONCE again are based up words other people decided to use... And once again your conforming to the beliefs of other people. So what you've been registered here on uber longer. But it seems you are a slow learner. C'mon now.. Can you not even debate your OWN views and ideas? Or are you going to keep looking up other peoples definitions for words.. you fucking nuberon... Remember when i said unless you can mathimatically prove me wrong i wont hear it because i trust math over some 80 year old english scholar with a cuban in his mouth claiming to know all.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:20:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Kraven
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Everything you ever wanted to know about GodChicken
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Looks like you're the newbie, asshole. Don't try calling people out when you've been here less than a month.
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two women have homogenous sexual apparatus. The root words of the term "Homosexuality"
Zero minus Zero = Zero. One Minus One = Zero.
One Minus Zero = One.
The only natural state being where there is a difference left over.
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And im missing the math here, did someone die? Because when 2 people come together... that would be a form of addition, not subtraction.. Or did you just sleep through first grade math?
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:25:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shutup, nuberon.
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Lol... nice use of my word... perfect!
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:30:50 EST (#)
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Jebus Godchickenfucker stop dissing the les-beans, the food that sustains my waking fantasies. Ghey menz are bad, ghey wimmins are good. Get over it, life's weird that way.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:25:06 EST (#)
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Shutup, nuberon.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Kraven
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Everything you ever wanted to know about GodChicken
User id: 2634
Registered on or around: 2003-09-18 06:04:50
Looks like you're the newbie, asshole. Don't try calling people out when you've been here less than a month.
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two women have homogenous sexual apparatus. The root words of the term "Homosexuality"
Zero minus Zero = Zero. One Minus One = Zero.
One Minus Zero = One.
The only natural state being where there is a difference left over.
Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok Now see you deserve riticule because your lack of ability to grasp concepts.
I prove my shit logically through math, you do it by dictionary.com... dictionary.com is produced by people who make up words and meanings for them... my new term... nuberon... which is defined as "A newbie uber moron, who conforms to the common goals, symbols and meanings of common society. One who beleives what he is told, read, or seen, just because someone said it was right." You friend are a nuberon. Dont like it... Shut the fuck up and come up with something logically and mathmatically correct to PROVE why lesbianism is to be affiliated with homosexuality... my post i have proven that it in fact IS NOT mathmatically related.. your arguments are hearsay.... Down to conformity, you conformative bastard... beleive what they tell you, deny whats proven.
Submitted by Huber_the_Nose (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:05:42 EST (#)
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Actually, if you're talking about binary, then 1 + 1 = 0. So then your argument does hold up. Although.....i like it better when it says lesbians are still ok.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Now you can have a -2. I did not stoop to insulting you, you can do the same for me.
Relations between two women is not heterosexual.
Main Entry: les·bi·an·ism
Pronunciation: 'lez-bE-&-"niz-&m
Function: noun
: female homosexuality called also sapphism
from http://dictionary.com
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:01:06 EST (#)
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which proves once again: Millions of Germans love David Hasslehoff.
Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:58:46 EST (#)
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Does that mother fucker read?
Well if... you had a brain and a fraction of intelligence...
Using the formula posted above Lesbianism is NOT considered to be homosexual...
and infact... hetrosexual.... Please sir, put down the fry basket and think.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:57:04 EST (#)
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your entire arguement is that homosexuality in -general- is wrong, and then go forth with an equation that disproves yourself.
I don't feel like making my own equations. 10 hours on shift will do that. but the flaw you introduced is glaringly obvious.
Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:54:02 EST (#)
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And he says it wrong....
Yes by logic it shows that it is INDEED ok to be lesbian!
Like i said... come up with your own equation before lashing out...
Your illogical arguments are not wanted here!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:48:27 EST (#)
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Remember the desired score MUST equal 1 or 0 to be a logical algorithm.
Man + Woman = 1 - (Penis + Vagina)
Woman + Woman = 0 - (Vagina + Vagina)
Man + Man = 2 - (Penis + Penis)
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Your arguement is flawed by the above. Homosexuality between 2 women is somehow a natural state, but with men it is not?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:45:15 EST (#)
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This is shenanigans. Kraven is as gay as the springtime.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:43:22 EST (#)
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2 penises is better than 1!
What?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:40:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this "NEW MATH"