Random Thought Wednesday (1312 hits)
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Submitted by Tom Sorrell (View user info) at 2005-02-09 11:46:31 EST
You might be a problem gambler when you hear yourself saying things like: "I can't believe football season's over, let's bet on the Pro Bowl." or (when rejected) "Fine, then let's just bet on the coin flip." or "Let's bet on when the first Arena Football player will crash into a wall and seriously injure himself."
On Ash Wednesday, when a Catholic asks you if you're Catholic and you tell them you are, pay close attention to what you say next and please note that if they ask you what you're eating for lunch (since you're not supposed to eat meat), the proper response is not: "Pssh... I'm not THAT Catholic, I'm going to Burger King."
Only eight long months until football season...
Apparently you're "racist" if you yell: "GREEN MEANS GO, SHANIQUA!!" out your car window at a black woman... even if that is the name on her license plate. Meanwhile, it's perfectly acceptable to call anyone driving a jacked up pickup truck Bubba, anyone is a lowrider Chico, and anyone riding in a horse drawn buggy Jebediah.
Why are so many supposed "Love Songs" kind of scary? Seriously, if you're a girl and a guy tells you "I will always love you. I will never leave you alone. I will always need you. I could never make it alone," you'd be kind of freaked out, right? But when the lead singer of Chicago sings it, it's dreamy... ok, maybe not dreamy, but it's still considered to be a love song.
Lost is finally new tonight. I'm assuming they're going to show two new episodes, then play a month of reruns under the facade of "See what you've missed so far." Has there ever been a show with scheduling this screwed up? Think about this really quick, if you're on a road trip and the car radio fades in and out, pretty soon you're just going to turn the radio off or listen to a cd, right? Right?
Am I the only person who was disappointed with American Dad? Sure, the fish is funny, and the dad is pretty good, but the rest of the characters, in particular the alien and the daughter, are quite awful. And did anyone else notice how much the alien sounds like the rat from Charlotte's Web? I think his name was Templeton...
"Seriously, have you scanned that paperwork yet?"
- My God, I'm hearing those words in my dreams.
The other day I saw a guy driving around Toledo in a 1970s Oldsmobile POS, complete with neon lights, 20 inch spinner rims (which made the car ride WAAAY too high), and some bullshit gang graphic emblazoned across his back window. Ok, first off, if you're going to "pimp out" a car, why the hell would you choose that one? Did your mom leave it to you when she was killed in gang crossfire? Second, you call pour all the syrup you want over a piece of shit but it's never going to be a pancake.
Yesterday one of my neighbors got a "Have you seen this girl?" postcard. I know, because it was thrown on the floor next to the mail boxes. Being a helpful neighbor, I picked it up and put it in front of their door. You know, just to make sure they get their mail. When I woke up this morning, it was back on the floor by the mail box. Once again, because I'm so helpful, I got a piece of scotch tape and taped the postcard to their door. They're lucky to have a neighbor like me.
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 10:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here, have a hit.
Submitted by spidernutz (user info) at 2005-05-05 10:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you can pour all the syrup you want over a piece of shit but it's never going to be a pancake....classic
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pure awesomeness!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the only time i laughed during the entire American Dad "preview show" was when the alien's chair broke and he fell under the table. Everyone froze and stared, and there was like 5 seconds of silence and he goes "DONT EVERYONE HELP AT ONCE"
i died.
but other than that, it sucked.
fuck that, i'll take family guy.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:34:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:20:54 (#)
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You're one of the best posters on this site.
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Thanks Rawrg, you just made my day.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:20:54 EST (#)
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You're one of the best posters on this site.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-02-09 13:46:52 EST (#)
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nice.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-09 13:22:53 EST (#)
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Peter Cetera is flagrantly gay
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-09 13:10:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:59:28 (#)
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Hey Tom I think I saw that same car driving down byrne st. Ghetto mobile.
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El Wife and I were at the light at Byrne and Airport when I saw it. (We were going to Family Video.) So if you saw a hot blonde and guy with a Boston College hat beating himself in the head with a hammer while sitting in a brand new maroon VW Jetta, that was us.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:59:28 EST (#)
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Hey Tom I think I saw that same car driving down byrne st. Ghetto mobile.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:55:25 EST (#)
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American Dad was not funny. I usually laugh at least 5 times while watching an episode of Family Guy. I remember only laughing once during American Dad. What a letdown.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:45:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:13:31 EST (#)
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The "racist" take had me.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:07:36 EST (#)
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heh
Dude, I don't care. This doesn't deserve a 2 anyway.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Sorry. Stupid track wheel on the mouse got me.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:02:12 EST (#)
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Damn, I am the typo KING.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:00:51 EST (#)
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American Dad DID kind of suck. They kept going for the laugh with that alien taking a shit or whatever, and I just sat there, not laughing, every time.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-09 12:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you call pour all the syrup you want over a piece of shit but it's never going to be a pancake.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:59:22 EST (#)
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Come to Miami, more 70's POS's with 22" Rims worth more than the car then you can shake a stick at
Oh, and Buckeyes are the SUx000R
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
have you seen the VW bus with the bug top welded to the top of it? Guess you don't live around here....
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:54:56 EST (#)
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indeed
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:54:17 EST (#)
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Kraven, have you seen the big-ass van with the racing stripes and Daytons?
Oh those crazy negros!! They'll "pimp" anything.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:52:48 EST (#)
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Yesterday one of my neighbors got a "Have you seen this girl?" postcard.
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We put those on our fridge with the sex word magnets.
We had one that said "Have you seen me? " then we added "lick boner"
Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:52:18 EST (#)
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I live in toldeo and i think i saw that car!
Theres also a really pimp explorer or excalade cruisin around tho too, the orange one..
Ever see it?!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:51:10 EST (#)
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One more random thought:
The wife has informed me that she does not like being called "The Wife." Because of this, she will now be referred to as "El Wife."
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:49:51 EST (#)
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I killed the last person who called me Jebediah when I was riding in my horse-drawn buggy.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-02-09 11:49:16 EST (#)
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