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You enjoyed that assault, didn't you? (1302 hits)

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Submitted by Nicole <nakita963.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-09 14:02:30 EST


Oh, you're a tempting target lying on the floor at my feet. All that talk of anal penetration with tiny souvenir baseball bats has me as damp as a cellar down there. All mildewy. So I reach down and distract you with a quick but viscous underarm tickle and am rewarded with cackling laughter, almost girlish, and the movement of your arms from protective regions upwards to try and fend of my violent assault.

YES! You've rolled slightly onto your side, exposing your nether regions so I reach down lower with one hand while I maintain underarm tickling with the other and swipe my pixie-like hand between your cheeks, pushing on your constraining jeans and yell between uncontrollable laughs "Ass-Crack Tickle! I'm tickling your Ass-Crack"


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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd let you play with my asscrack...

Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-09 17:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Good advice. It's liable to tear you limb from limb and eat your unborn child (if you have one). It works hard on its reputation and works to uphold it at all times, hence the extravagance of unborn child eating.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:45:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

This is hilarious! I love inside jokes. And I love the people who think it is cool to be cliquish.


I am sad because I am just not cool enough to hang out at the cool kid's table at lunch. They are so cool! The way they criticize others while reaffirming each other that their small circle is indeed the coolest.



Don't anger the Lorenicole.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i think Mickguinny looks like Stone Cold and i would
like Stone Cold's anus anyday.

okay let me re phrase that in lady-like terms.

I think that fine sir named Mickguinny has some lovely features.
I wouldn't mind if he were to court me.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:12:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well plus 2. that is resolved (at least on my end) so everybody can quit piling on at any time. its nice to be able to hold a rational discussion with somebody and resolve it like adults. we are role models for all other users. or something.....

Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ah, I'm not trying to start a fight and I couldn't care less about ratings. I was just responding to those who complain that I shouldn't write about a get-together.

If you don't like it give it a -2. Don't give me a +2 to appease me. Screw me!

And it was a drug-induced (alcohol) event so I wrote in drug-induced fashion.


Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:39:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, no! How dare I document a gathering of friends I met through Über. Such a post would be too controversial and ground-breaking for this site. I don't think anyone has ever dared to do talk about such an event! I have to remember that Übersite is only for ranting about stupid bitch-hoes, talking about my latest sexual escapade or making fun of fat Jews. I should remember that next time.

I'm sorry. So sorry.


please dont start in on me. i am not trying to start a fight, i am tired of that. ALL I AM FUCKING SAYING YOU BRILLIANT MENSA STUDENTS is why didn't you make it a little more clear from the beginning that is what you are doing. So much random shit gets thrown up all day everyday, its hard to tell one from the other. Finding out after the fact is one thing, but not knowing what this is going into it, i mean, read it. If you didnt know about the event that caused it, it would look like a drug induced ramble.

have a PLUS 2. HAPPY NOW? christ.

Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Are you not entertained"

Well, yes, the past couple days have been quite entertaining. Thanks guys.

Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, no! How dare I document a gathering of friends I met through Über. Such a post would be too controversial and ground-breaking for this site. I don't think anyone has ever dared to do talk about such an event! I have to remember that Übersite is only for ranting about stupid bitch-hoes, talking about my latest sexual escapade or making fun of fat Jews. I should remember that next time.

I'm sorry. So sorry.


Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:04:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

"bite your tounge fat man. nobody dare say a harsh word on this site. or we will call you fat. you fat fatty. go get drunk you fat piece of fat-shit.
fatfatfatfatfatfat. and lets not forget fat-faggot, and fat-retard.

btw, you wanna hang out and get fat off some beers with me?"


Sure, but ill have the whiskey.

Unfortunately, i am just not that fat anymore, i am trying, but i just cant seem to gain the weight back. I am bald so people can call me bald. you bald baldie. go get drunk you bald piece of bald-shit.
baldbaldbaldbald. and lets not forget bald-faggot, and bald-retard.


I am not that fat either. at least not as fat as people here want to believe. whiskey is fine with me. i just need to get drunk.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. I think you may have taken one-too-many hits of crack today Nicole.

Ass-crack that is.


Oh, and re: "That's Loren's department. I'll see if she can email a few choice ones, but I want to get all of them on CD. I haven't seen any of them yet, either."

I haven't seen them yet either, been WAY too busy. I'll try, but I probably won't get to them until next week.

L


Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Mickginny is bald!!!
Baldbaldbaldbaldbaldbaldbaldbald!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

His baldness makes him ugly!!!
Uglyuglyuglyuglyuglyuglyuglyugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isn't is weird how typing a lot of "bald"s next to each other still looks like "bald" but typing a lot of "ugly"s next to each other ends up looking like "yugly"?

Anyway, his baldness and ugliness makes him an uncool loser!!!
Uncoolloseruncoolloseruncoolloseruncoolloser!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That one looks kinda like it says "cool loser run".

weird.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"bite your tounge fat man. nobody dare say a harsh word on this site. or we will call you fat. you fat fatty. go get drunk you fat piece of fat-shit.
fatfatfatfatfatfat. and lets not forget fat-faggot, and fat-retard.

btw, you wanna hang out and get fat off some beers with me?"


Sure, but ill have the whiskey.

Unfortunately, i am just not that fat anymore, i am trying, but i just cant seem to gain the weight back. I am bald so people can call me bald. you bald baldie. go get drunk you bald piece of bald-shit.
baldbaldbaldbald. and lets not forget bald-faggot, and bald-retard.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:54:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:45:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

This is hilarious! I love inside jokes. And I love the people who think it is cool to be cliquish.


I am sad because I am just not cool enough to hang out at the cool kid's table at lunch. They are so cool! The way they criticize others while reaffirming each other that their small circle is indeed the coolest.


bite your tounge fat man. nobody dare say a harsh word on this site. or we will call you fat. you fat fatty. go get drunk you fat piece of fat-shit.
fatfatfatfatfatfat. and lets not forget fat-faggot, and fat-retard.

btw, you wanna hang out and get fat off some beers with me?

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

i'm picturing someone getting tickled so hard that they crap their pants

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you guys suck. i've always wanted to go to a martooni bar.

BAH!!

on another note... who is treetoplover???

Submitted by 8link (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Attention ostentatious reviewers!
It's spelled BUHLER.
Carry on.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is hilarious! I love inside jokes. And I love the people who think it is cool to be cliquish.


I am sad because I am just not cool enough to hang out at the cool kid's table at lunch. They are so cool! The way they criticize others while reaffirming each other that their small circle is indeed the coolest.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You sound like a bitch.

Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Hotter than Carol ever was!

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

maybe i was a bit harsh, but if i knew upfront this was in reference to something else or some kind of inside joke, maybe i wouldnt have bothered. accept this as my apology

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59141

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh. Well, had you noticed how truly constraining they were, you would have thought, "Gosh, his jeans are constraining."

Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

WTF?!

Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Jared - I made that part up :-)

Tiger - yes you did. I guess that means your going to have to make another trip.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This sucked ass crack.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:18:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I left several things at Lorens house. Including my brain.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Also, thank you for noticing that my jeans were constraining. They can barely contain my piece as it stands.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:11:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck you wth, this made no sense whatsofuckingever so me blasting it doesnt make me pompous. jesus christ on fucking wheat bread, you people need to lighten up.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!


Lick my balls, fucko.


Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry Hadooken. I don't write that much so I write what I want when I feel like it. Only a few people are going to get this one.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Oh my gawd, will you get some lotion and rub it all over my chest and my ass? Maybe tickle my nuts? Sir? SIR!? HELLO!?

Maybe you could build me a box so I could lock myself in it? HELLO!? SIR!?



Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That's Loren's department. I'll see if she can email a few choice ones, but I want to get all of them on CD. I haven't seen any of them yet, either.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck you wth, this made no sense whatsofuckingever so me blasting it doesnt make me pompous. jesus christ on fucking wheat bread, you people need to lighten up.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:09:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OMGWFT? Bueller

Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

for some odd reason i laughed

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:09:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So did anyone actuallt get a baseball bat up the ass... or was it all just speculation ?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:07:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

Tiger, this was from Saturday night. You should have been there. We have a little bit of video, but dear lord...

--
Nicole...I NEED to see the pictures from Friday night at the Martooni bar! Oh lordy!

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Tiger, this was from Saturday night. You should have been there. We have a little bit of video, but dear lord...

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YES! YES! A THOUSAND TIMES, YES! NO! STOP! YES! MORE! MORE! GAAAAAWD, YES!!!



Perhaps a visual aid would've helped here, but I'm not complaining. It probably would've given me flashbacks.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This gave me wood!!

And Hadooken.... SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, YA POMPOUS JACKASS

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2

This +2 is not for you.

It's for TigerLily and her reference to the Jerky Boys. Well done.



Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You silly little freak!





Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I love ya Nicole, but I think I've missed the point...

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wha...?

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

memo to everybody posting today, shitpost day is thursday, not wednesday. you are all early.

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

W
T
F


Hello?
Anyone?
Bueller?



Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

are you talking to yourself?

Hugh Jass


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