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LOLLL!!!11!! I WANna be funny like all u other cool users yayayya!!!!!!!!! (1467 hits)

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Submitted by Hadooken<Hadooken13.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-09 14:20:48 EST


UBER SECRET TO SUCCESS: incoherent rant with misspelled words and other such nonsense. follow that up with a random image and you got yourself a classic. Here it goes.



Ohmy fucking gawdjall!!?!!1 i sooooooo love <insert crappy user/tv show/band/whatever> LOLLELLERLELLERFFUCKS!!!!!!five!11this one time i awas at this pne place wand all this shit happened and it wass leiek soooooo cooll ROFLDOGSHIT1~

and doent minez too meeee because i will cry and have to call you all kindsx of namesz.

fuckers....

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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-08-23 05:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:(

Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:55:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

!

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

n0000 WAYYYDOOOOODDEE!!!! YOU ARE TEH LOLLERHEARTATTACK1337!!!!!!!POOP!!11!!! OMFG.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG liek LLZ no IM NOT LEIK UR 2 KUL 4 ME!@!!@@!$!kj1lk23jr1lk2jr

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yayyaya!!!!DEGREELESS IS TEH PWNZ0R!!!!!!!11!!! ROFLPENISPUMP!!1!!!!elevetyfour!!!11

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LEIK LOLZ HADOOKEN I WANNA B JUST LIEK U!

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:54:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

Hadooken just spews frustration and animosity at random. It's funny.


We all gotta be good at something. this is my place.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hadooken just spews frustration and animosity at random. It's funny.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, me neither ... but I gotta go now, see you crazy kids later.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i have no idea what is going on.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:23:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

SHE didn't rape me......

SHE raped a nigger midget, that in turn RAPED me....

3 degrees of seperation... like Kevin Bacon, only less ghey.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What is going on over here?

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:21:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

she raped you? wow. sorry. it happens sometimes i guess. you have all your shots right?

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Rape is good.... I got nothing against a good rape, just ask yer Mom!!

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

great. being hated less is the first step in love. i'm gonna make you love me. most people call it rape, but what do they know.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

thanks man, I hate you somewhat less now buddy!!

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

sure, your fun. you play along. yay you.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

BUT I'M STILL FUN, RIGHT RAINMAN ??

TELL ME I'M FUN DAMMIT!!

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm just having my regularly scheduled meltdown. no big deal. i find coming here and messing with people is a good way to vent. its kinda losing its novelty though and some people just arent fun.
nothing against you tom. good shit as always.

maybe i just need to get drunk. then post about it to piss people off more. i dont know.

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Different people have different tastes in humor. If you don't like Letterman, change the channel to Leno...don't keep watching and bitching

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hadooken: I've never called you fat, nor have I ever thought badly of you. I just felt like mesing around with the pot/kettle thing.

Ok? Ok.

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WTF is going on: Thanks again. Feel free to rate anything I might post, as that is the point of this site.

Ok? Ok.

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Lojope: Thanks again.

Ok? Ok.


Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for Buckeye's comment and for the picture.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Jesus loves you, yes he does...




<releases doves>

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OR..if they are just poking fun at multiple other people.

no reason for all this hostility, it was done as a joke.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-09 15:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OR... unless they are a few sammiches short of a picnic

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Nobody does that unless they're an alter or under the age of 5.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's ok to be confused about your sexuality.... nobody will judge you while you figure it out.

Hang in there little skipper, jesus loves you.









































in the pooper!

Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

buckeyesTHEGAME-You shall receive +infinity on all of your posts.
You obviously know how to do funny!

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

thanks for all the kind words everybody. love ya!

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Don't kid yourself HADOOKEN.... nobody would EVER take YOU seriously, especially a woman.



Hahahahahhahaahahhahaha *cough* Hahhahahahahahha!!

(I did like the card pic though, jackass)

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:39:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

buckeyesTHEGAME-you're pure genius!
You are the second person who made my day!
I LOVE YOU buckeyesTHEGAME!!!!!!!
YOU ROCK!

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OKAY!!!

**Buddy Christ pose**

Glad I could be of assistance. And I'm damn glad that translated into print. It's different when I pick up a phone and do it in front of a seething co-worker.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:44:33 (#)
Ranking: 1

For the -2 of diamonds alone.

Nice to see a couple people take you seriously though ;-).



thats the problem. people ARE taking me seriously. why? whats the use of getting worked up because i disliked something? its amazing how shitty people get over this stuff.

Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

For the -2 of diamonds alone.

Nice to see a couple people take you seriously though ;-).

Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:34:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

ahhhh BuckeyesTHEGAME... brilliant
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Damn brilliant..

And will somebody PLEASE get a hose for HADOOKIE, so's he can wash the sand outta his pussy now....


CRY ME A RIVER, you DRUNKEN-FAT-GHEY-LARDASS-LONELY-LOSER... or whatever you said.

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

reminded me of: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php


weeee!

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

my secret is to only post quality shit sans controversy. oh well.

+1 for the -2 of diamonds. what the fuck's a frush?

Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

eh! This was an ok post. But not your best.
buckeyesTHEGAME-you're pure genius!
You are the second person who made my day!
I LOVE YOU buckeyesTHEGAME!!!!!!!
YOU ROCK!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The thing is, most of your posts look like that you fat retard.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:34:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

ahhhh BuckeyesTHEGAME... brilliant

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Oh how I wish I could change my user name to my posting name (Tom Sorrell).

Thanks.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Nah.... your a retard whoe writes things like this, and your CLASSIC "Duuurrr... why dont iT wOrk BaRt" masterpiece. But you're right. it's all the OTHER pople that write the "SHIT"."

yeah, when i do anything, everybody wants to pile on and call me alcoholic, or fat, or asshole. but when joe college face posts something about being drunk, or god forbid, the almighty hidden101 does it, its cute and entertaining. the whole lot of you are hypocritical fucking assholes that attack the same shit on one person that you like the pussy of somebody else for doing. you all are fucking tools, worthless, and no less about BIG BAD HADOOKEN then you would like to think.

this is all a huge joke to me, you are all a huge joke to me, and how easy it is to pick out something where i was drunk and it got away from me. If you want me to play your game, I can. My avg rating per post is still higher than yours and you want to talk down on the quality of my contribution? all of it, joke.


Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:36:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

See these eyes so green? I can stare for a thousand years. Colder than the moon. It's been so long. And I've been putting out fire... with gasoline. --David Bowie

Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ahhhh BuckeyesTHEGAME... brilliant

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

**ring....ring....ring***

Hello, pot? Yea, this is the kettle. Yea, how's it going? Really? Cool. How's the family? Is everyone ok? He what!? Ohhh that's classic. No really, that's hilarious. Seriously, that saucepan cousin of yours is a cut up. Ahh hahahahaha. Yea. Yea, he's really funny. Uh huh... Uh huh. No he did not! You are kidding! Wow. Oh my God, he's a freak! Yes. Yes he is. He is a silly little freak. Uh huh.... Right. Well, anyway, I just called to tell you something, it's not really that important. Yea, somewhat trivial. You ready? Ok, here goes: you're black. Black. What do you mean what do I mean, you're fucking black. Yea, I know, but I just wanted to make sure you knew about it. You're one black bastard, pot. Right. Well, look, I gotta go. Yea, I have a lot to do. It was good talking to you. Yep. I'll see you this weekend. Bye.

**click**

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:24:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

shut the fuck up

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AMEN.....

You seem to be a well respected and very popular person HADOOKIE, maybe I misjudged you and your intellect and wit ?






Nah.... your a retard whoe writes things like this, and your CLASSIC "Duuurrr... why dont iT wOrk BaRt" masterpiece. But you're right. it's all the OTHER pople that write the "SHIT".


Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! GO ME!!!!! PLUS TWOING MYSELF!!!! ALL YOUZ OVVER ASSHOLES IS JUST JEALOUS AND HATIN ON MY SKILLZ B!!!!!!!

ROFLSODOMIZEYOURSELVES!!!!!!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

shut the fuck up

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:21:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:21:20 (#)
Ranking: -1

meh.
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I guess you are "THAT STUPID" aren't you ?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You're just adding fuel to the flames.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-09 14:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

meh.


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