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Let Me Be The First To Say Happy V-Day . . . (1048 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.81 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Lechuga (View user info) at 2005-02-09 16:32:20 EST


These are actual posters in the lobby of my Dorm telling people to buy candygrams for a dollar. Unfortunately their abbreviation didn't go over so well.

These are undoctored images, taken in the mail room and lobby.



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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-29 07:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A-ha... no not the band, I'm laughing you imbecile!

Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How about this instead?

Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-09 22:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lettuce,
You can be eligible to win the cake if you enter the contest.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 22:18:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

have a plus 2 for grasciously hosting this conversation (i know i butchered the spelling on that one)

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-02-09 22:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No, Lechuga means lettuce, you 0 givers. Heh, make sure I get some cake too.

Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-09 22:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lechuga is milk, not lettuce, huh? I feel sad and embarrassed.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 22:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm in the lead for the cake! SWEEEEET! thats all you had to say. i'll even let the 13 year old thing slide. i am starting to sober up. which is sad.

Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-09 22:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lettuce,
To fill you in, I am having a Valentine's Day contest. Hadooken insisted that he should get the prize (cake) without having put forth any effort (beautiful drawing). I refused, so he sent me a picture of himself in a wife beater with a gun. This picture would have frightened me, but luckily Hadooken looks like a scrappy thirteen-year-old. He sent me another picture that was quite nice, however, and he may indeed win the cake.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 22:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no, not that one, the mspaint one. that is my entry.

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What the hell are you two arguing about?

Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I certainly did. That's very nice. You look like a thirteen year old with a buzz hair cut....And a gun. Why on earth do you have a gun right next to your computer?

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i drew one up in paint. tell me you got this one!

Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No. Put in some fucking effort.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck it, it was garbage anyway. just send me cake anyway. please.

Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I did not get it!

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Mail me one.

Seriously, that's fucking great.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-09 17:22:44 (#)
Ranking: 0

Hadooken,
Look, right now all I've received is a drawing of Darth Vader. You won't exactly be competing with Lichtenstein, alright?

i sent something but my email is being gayer than doneupandin, so let me know if you didnt get it and i will send it from another account.

Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I GOT THAT LAST YEAR!!!


wait....

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:29:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best ever

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No comment.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-09 17:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Genius.

-Dave

Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-09 17:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hadooken,
Look, right now all I've received is a drawing of Darth Vader. You won't exactly be competing with Lichtenstein, alright?

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

that didnt cheer me up at all otters. not only am i jealous of happy couples, i have no artistic ability whatsofuckingever so i also will not being enjoying cake. maybe i shoudl kkill myself?!?

Submitted by SelfRighteousPorkchop (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Idiots.

Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hadooken,
turn your frown into a modified frown when you send me a lovely picture and receive cake! .....http://www.ubersite.com/m/59145!

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bad advertising at it's finest.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:35:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i hope everybody who has a happy valentines day gets a vd. fuck that holiday and fuck people who are happy with other people. fuckers.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59147

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahaha!!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-09 16:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Isn't that what Valentine's Day is all about?


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