Photoshop Competition #4 - Cast your vote. (3438 hits)
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Submitted by Herpes (View user info) at 2005-02-09 18:21:50 EST
There are some sick people on Übersite
and...
There are some funny people on Übersite
and...
There are some totally whacked out in the fucking head people on Übersite
and...
It makes for great competition.
Rules have changed, simply because I want to do more with my Saturday morning. Since there are 34 entries, we're all going to have more choices. This time around, choose your favorite 3 by user name. In the event of a tie this week, Loren's vote (if she votes) will break all ties. (I know, I stole that rule from UberMadness). The one who ends up with the most votes gets a five day and five night vacation for their favorite link and or saying upon the Uberboard.
There is also the option to vote for what you think are the two worst pictures. Last place gets a "-2dieomgURTEHsuXX0rz!"
One voting reply per user will be counted. All users are eligible.
And now, the contestants, with a brief description...
Adam - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58918 - Aqua teens and others seek vengeance upon Mickey D's.
FunnyAsCancer -http://www.ubersite.com/m/58755 - Fire Ze Massa's, I mean, missles.
bob - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58763 - Illinois is a slave-free state.
Littlemiss69 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58757 - Black whole jumping? or a whole black, jumping?
ALTUS - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58861 - "FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER!"
bart - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58767 - Frisbee guy from last week stars in his first supporting role.
Degreeless - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58759 - Son Of Goatse In Outer Space. Next on Sci-Fi.
Kracka - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58793 - The kick is up and...
lucid - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58927 - The competition now has it's own clothing line.
Robert_of_Duluth - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58764 - Treat it like Coke and catch the wave.
RawrG - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58774 - Kingpin's health club.
FelizJBirth - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58840 - Jesus (pronounced Hay-soos) was a cannibal.
Burn - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58859 - That's why mom says look both ways.
precision - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58810 - He can jump into any pit, with his pony pal Pokey too.
MrRotten - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58913 - "They say on Endor, blood comes first. ooh Endor is a place on earth."
RandomJose - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58844 - How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...?
Rad1101 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58892 - An orange goatse, and... uhmm... no.
Wallstreet - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58782 - Watermelon and fried chicken noodle soup, minus the watermelon.
sebcharrot - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58822 - Ye be walkin' da plank matey. Arghhhhh!
Death_Metal_Dude - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58735 - First out of the gate, and off the cliff.
MrE - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58760 - Who needs a pole, when you've got a fucking POLE.
pen_name - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58790 - You down with POP? Yeah you know me!
Natsukau - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58807 - Break on through to the other side.
Rope - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58791 - I always knew Sir Paul was obsessed with handicaps.
JMG114 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58794 - More entertaining than all three of the LOTR movies.
ProfessorFuckface - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58752 - Applying Kobe Style to less popular sports.
Williamson - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58953 - 20 tries on an inside joke I don't get. Oh well.
sacketsharbor - http://www.ubersite.com/m/59019 - There's a task for Artie, the strongest man in...
Jarvis - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58802 - I just had a 60's flashback, and I'm only 24.
JohnGalt - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58777 - Again, I'm a non-Python seeing nerd. Woe is me.
Thorpe - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58787 - The meek shall inherit the sand...
Electrictoothsyndrome - http://www.ubersite.com/m/58983 - Where's Negro?
Glam_Daddy - http://www.ubersite.com/m/59039 - Still life with a dildo.
Potatomanjack - http://www.ubersite.com/m/59067 - Everyone knows Spider man is really Hispanic.
Voting Layout.
Best - name, name, name
Worst - name, name.
(and hopefully this picture attaches, since I spent almost a half hour on it.)
User Reviews
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-23 00:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-02-11 21:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Best: Adam Lucid RawrG
Worst: Altus Kracka
tough call
Submitted by DarKain53 (user info) at 2005-02-11 21:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best: Adam, Bob, Altus
Worst: Degreeless, rope
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2005-02-11 01:06:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Somebody should find that long jumper and show him this.
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HAHAhaha so true...
forgot to +2 this... my bad
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-02-10 20:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Somebody should find that long jumper and show him this.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-10 18:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best:
Adam
Funny As Cancer
Death Metal Dude
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-10 14:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
35 entries bitch!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58800
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-10 14:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking love this photoshop thing. Some of these have had me curled up on the floor and beating the ground with my fists while onlookers shout "BREATHE!"
Please never stop doing this.
I've given no credence to skill, just the 'giggle factor':
Best: MrRottenTreats, DeathMetalDude, SacketsHarbour
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-10 14:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
best.... altus, glam daddy, lucid
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-02-10 14:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54070
I command you to use "the original picture" from that post for Round 5.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
glam daddy and rawrG - littlemiss gets the third for doing it in character, which is fucking brilliant
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great contest
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is the greatest idea ever --- unlike most of you piss poor writers, some of you photoshop cunts actually have talent..
ummmmm - I dunno let me look again
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best: John Galt, lucid, MrE
Worst: Williamson, wallstreet
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aha, I understand now. I clicked CTRL and F, and i have 7 votes. one was a score update, and another a "worst" nomination. The 7'th (which i think you missed) was under "SUBCARROT"....
Funny.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:08:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Rawrg, I counted 9 for me??
Maybe I'm dyslexic... Herpe's count it anyway.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-02-10 11:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Best: Glam_Daddy, Bob, Lucid
Worst: Bart, Rad101
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-10 11:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST: Funny_As_Cancer, Professor Fuckface, Glam_Daddy
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote JohnGalt for every category.
Because he made me.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Adam wins, contest over
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-10 09:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
best: Glam_Daddy
worst: Jarvis
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-10 09:49:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best: FunnyAsCancer, ACTUS
Worst: Thorpe, Rad1101
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-10 09:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best: Atlus, Pen-Name
Worst: Me, Rad1101.
What can I say, I shit the bed on this one
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-02-10 09:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so hard to pick just one
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-10 09:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-10 09:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit, meant to +2.... will amend
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-10 09:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Best:
Precision
pun_name
rawrg
Worst:
Most of the rest of them
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-02-10 06:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Altus, MrE, JMG114
awesomness
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-10 06:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not a contestant, apparently.
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2005-02-10 06:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best: Lucid ; Glam_Daddy ; Death_Metal_Dude
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-10 06:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn, i should have voted for myself. Even the president does that.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-10 06:16:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Was gunna say something about this place turning into BT3a. Where they be very good in this sort of thing.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-10 06:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best - funny as cancer, rawrg, degreless :: special mention - precision, rottentreats, rope
Worst - jarvis, williamson
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-10 04:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
UPDATE ON SCORES:
The cut off is 5 or more votes. So far I've got:
ALTUS: 14
Rawrg: 12
Lucid: 10
MrE: 9
Glam_Daddy: 9
Adam: 7
Pen_Name: 7
DMD: 7
SebCharrot: 6
Rope: 5
Precision: 5
I could be wrong, but I think that's where it stands at the moment. Things are starting to heat up in the battle for Uber Photoshop Aloofness continues.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-02-10 03:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best= Death_Metal_Dude, Electrictoothsyndrome, RawrG
Worst= Rad1101 (in a good way though! I laughed forever at this!)
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-02-10 03:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best: ALTUS, littlemiss69, professotfuckface
Worst: williamson, jarvis
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-10 03:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Worst: Wallstreet by far. Holy crap for crap
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-10 03:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best: Rawrg, Death_metal_Dude, Glam Daddy, Beer,
Worst: Me, PMJ
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-02-10 02:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best
Adam
Lucid
Glam_Daddy
Worst
JohnGalt
Jarvis
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-10 01:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Lucid, I missed "yours"
Too subtle/Too well done
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-10 01:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1st- SUBCARROT
2nd- FUNNYASCANCER
3rd- ALTUS
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-10 01:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best: JohnGalt, lucid, precision
Worst: rad1101, Degreeless
Submitted by johnnyclubmasterson (user info) at 2005-02-10 00:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best: ALTUS!!!!
Worst: RAD's submission is by FAR the lamest piece of shit here, and Bart's is the fly buzzing over it.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-10 00:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#1:RawrG
#2:Seb Charrot
#3:Precision
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-09 23:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a fucking hard one.
Lots of good ones.
Best: Sebcharrot, DMD, JohnGalt
Glam_Daddy, PFF, Kracka, JMG, and Rawrg will all get votes, but I had to go with those three for really making me laugh.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-02-09 22:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really liked all of these....but since you went and made me choose...
best: altus, lucid, pen_name
worst: littlemiss69, PMJ (sorry)
Some of you guys have some real talent....some of you need therapy...
speaking of talent and therapy.....I wonder, why didn't loren enter this one?
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-02-09 22:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Altus, pen_name, mrE
Submitted by GreenRiver (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
RandomJose
ProfessorFuckface
Glam_Daddy
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAH! Yes I did. I figured it out. Cool...I cut & pasted your link and wrote it on YOUR POST instead of mine. OUCH. That sucked. DOH!
http://ubersite.com/m/58818
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did I violate the rules somehow?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58726#1122753
I'm not too concerned, I didn't do anything that will garner top praise but I was just wondering why mine is not in the list. It's honestly cool, mine sucked. Heh. I'll try better next time.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:29:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
as long as im not the worst, im happy.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best:
1-FunnyAsCancer
2-Glam-Daddy
3-Rawrg
Worst: Little Miss
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Adam
Lucid
Rawrg
Submitted by Ballskid43 (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Best: 1. MrE
2. pen_name
3. Altus
Worse: doesn't matter, they ain't gonna win
Submitted by ETS (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Winner: Glam_Daddy, Lucid, Rawrg
Loser: Wallstreet, JohnGalt
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
best: rope, adam, altus
worst: littlemiss69, jarvis.
ta.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote FAC as my favourite of alltime, JMG because his golem voice is creepy, and seb for gratuitous pirate usage.
Submitted by Wuzi (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Best: JohnGalt, JMG114, Altus
Worst: Degreeless, littlemiss69
Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST:
Glam_Daddy2
Rope
John Galt
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WORST:
Seb Charrot
Wallstreet
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best: Altus, Precision, Rope
Worst: Wallstreet, Jarvis
Submitted by Mister_Fahrenheit (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
UPDATE:
Best: Rad, rad, rad
Worst: bart, bart, bart
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rad's picture is the best I have evar seen.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best: pen_name, precision, ALTUS
Worst: Littlemiss69, rad1101
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best: Lucid, Rawrg, Pen_Name
Worst: littlemiss, rad
I enjoyed them all though, gotta love these competitions, nice work all...
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best: professor fuckface, rawrg, mr.e
Worst: electrictoothsyndrome, littlemiss69
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
UPDATE:
Worst is not longer Lucid, it is Rad. I didn't notice the tie either...
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best: DMD (obviously), professorfuckface, lucid
Worst: Thorpe, rad111000101001011
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best:
Sacketsharbor
Thorpe
Glam_Daddy
Worst:
Littlemiss69
rad1101
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lucid's is genius. Pay attention to the tie.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Best-Adam, Lucid, MrE
Worst-Wallstreet
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:07:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best: Adam, Glam_Daddy, Rawrg (I honestly think these are the three best judging from the amount of effort that went into them)
Worst: Lucid, LittleMiss69
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry Bigmike, I got too wrapped up in doing the picture when I got home, that I forgot to go back and and save yours to my computer.
Eventually, I'll get it down to a science, but until then, please accept my apology.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best: Rad, degreeless
Worst: Rad, degreeless
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:51:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mine must have been so bad that it didn't even qualify as an entry.
Oh well.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best - RawrG, precision, Glam_Daddy
Worst - Wallstreet, Jarvis
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
adam's got it
Submitted by Over_There (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best:
sebcharrot
Death_Metal_Dude
Rope
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my bad, I meant Littlmiss ---not Queenashlee
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best -Altus, pen_name, Natsukau
Worst - rad1101, thorpe
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:36:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best
1-MrE
2-Funnyascancer
3-sebcharoot
worst
1-Quennashlee
2-robert of duluth
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best: pen_name, Lucid, Death_Metal_Dude
Worst: Rad1101 and Littlemiss69
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best: glam_daddy, adam, Rawrg
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Best- DMD, MrE, Altus
Worst- Rad, Wallstreet
i wanted to vote rad as worst twice
Submitted by LaNa (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for adding the pictures to the post! Makes for easy reference :)
Best: MrE... Lucid... RawrG
Worst: LittleMiss69... Thorpe
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Worst Degreeless and Lucid
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best Altus and MRE
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-09 18:24:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Best - ALTUS, sebcharrot, MrE.
Worst - Wallstreet, rad1101