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What am I giving up for Lent? Good question. (1167 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 0.49 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Degreeless (View user info) at 2005-02-09 19:36:06 EST


I'd say the dearest thing I'd have to part with would have to be posting images that push the border on being banned. So, for 40 days and 40 nights, I shall not post a single NSFW post. Do you think I can do it? Probably. Will it be difficult? Slightly. Will you all miss it? Definitely.

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-23 12:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-22 23:08:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

Okay, here goes. Well one day, December 7, 1941 Tojo Hideki (not the emperor of Japan, but he had all the power, being the main general in a militarist state) called up FDR, who was greeted with a "Y HELO THAR BUTTSECKS?! ALL UR PACIFIC FLEET R BELONG 2 US!" FDR responded with "OMG U SET US UP THE BOMB U HAXX0R!!!1"

I should be a history teacher.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-06 04:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

tubgirl, give that up.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-03-06 04:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ohhhh, it's like extreme boredom.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-02-21 02:21:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-10 20:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-10 03:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It must be great having a flower come out of your ass.... do your farts smell like a rose?

Although, I assume the worst thing about having a flower come out of your ass is trying to keep the bees away.

Submitted by Patheticus (user info) at 2005-02-10 01:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by camor (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:56:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm giving up christianity.
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So you're Jewish then? I hear that's even worse.

Submitted by camor (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm giving up christianity.

Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

It'll be a +2 in 40 days time when you do it, Until then none of your posts deserve a +2 Degreeless without NSFW is like a hippo without his portable microwave

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SCOREBOARD!!!!

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

why's that damn flower in the way?

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The flower is growing out of his ass.

Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:20:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Let's talk about our feelings. rose 4 u!!!1!******8^(@)

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You haven't posted a picture of Fetish for at least 24 hours. Are you feeling all right?

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I give all my posts -2s, because that's what they so rightfully deserve.

Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't undo my +2. You really deserve it. I feel like an eagle, soaring so high above the sea, embracing new feelings, new sensations!

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Make me a sandwich.

Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-09 21:02:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's really romantic. I feel flushed and giddy like a schoolgirl.

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Look mommy i can fart flowers out my butt.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think you have me confused with lemonparty.

Submitted by EPatrick (user info) at 2005-02-09 20:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

You look familiar. Do you have my hamster?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaha

Submitted by JohosaPhaTZ (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2, 'cuz we know you're gonna crack.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not a single NSFW on here. Unless you count the nude dog.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The inspiration for this post came when I was sipping my 100,000th Hit wine and my servant suggested I give something up for Lent.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-09 19:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

awwwwww


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