Manchester Cream (721 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: 1.19 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2005-02-10 03:59:30 EST
Yellow can like a
Bee hive. Sweet
Expected taste like
Honey is full and
Bitter. Manchester
Gold. Pint after Pint,
Draw after Draw. Barkeep
Another please I am getting
Pissed tonight and through the
Morning light blinding my eyes
Until the fog lifts and I am asleep in
My bed the pub memories floating sickeningly
Throughout what is left of my broken consciousness.
Awoken to nightingales singing.
Alone in my bed. The wife has not
Come home yet. I am alone with
My yellow can.
User Reviews
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2005-08-23 13:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-23 17:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-12 03:42:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We need to issue this guy a, "IDtenT" card.
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Submitted by gob_bluth (user info) at 2005-02-12 02:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
worst haiku ever.
rad's vagina smells like feet!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-11 02:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-10 22:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And one more for good measure.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-10 22:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I can't believe I fucked that up. Let me try that again.
PLUS TWO, DAMMIT!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-10 22:48:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Obligatory +2 for being so damn good to me.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-10 08:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Never had it. Have to try it.
Beer = +2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-10 07:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I live in Manchester. There is no cream here.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-10 07:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-02-10 07:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Twenty pints of Boddingtons, every Friday night.
Twenty pints of Boddingtons and we're outside for a fight.
You think you're one of the Macc Lads?
You look a bloody sight...
'cause I've spilt more ale down me waistcoat,
that you've supped tonight."
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-02-10 07:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-10 04:01:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
manchester cream is the cum those filthy sluts gargle.
fucking mancs.
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ouch, my pride. why? whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-10 07:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yack...this shite is horrible.
Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-10 04:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, normally I hate poetry and beer, but this is not bad.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-02-10 04:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ack.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-10 04:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
manchester cream is the cum those filthy sluts gargle.
fucking mancs.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-10 04:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Second in a new series.
Here's the first
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56915