Sex: A Woman's Trump Card In Her Quest to Trap a Man (4407 hits)
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Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-02-10 10:21:09 EST
"Oh, I talked about my kitty cat, my dishwasher, my Manolo Blahniks, my Lee Press-On Nails, and how Debbie at work is a total bitch, and he still doesn't want me? I think I'll tell him about how I anally violate myself with a huge rubber cock! That'll make him want me!"
Men, I have just given you a peek into the way a woman's mind works.
Women, pay attention to what I have to say.
After 25 years of being a female, I have come to realize a few things about women. The following points have been validated many times by the behavior of women that I've known and also by simply observing those that I didn't. I also have a lot of male friends who tipped me off to these behaviors...and also expressed their general disgust with them.
For example, in high school, there was always the "virginal whore." This girl wouldn't have vaginal sex, but she sucked just about every guy's dick in the school. She was waiting for "the right one." Unfortunately, this girl didn't realize that giving a guy a blow job is sex. That's why they call it oral sex. You aren't a virgin. You're just a slut who tries to fool yourself into believing that there's something pious about you.
Sex is a weapon that women use against men in an effort to control them and their own lives. Now, this is something that we all know, but do we understand the extent that women use sex as a subtle trapping mechanism?
Some/most desperate (not all, don't pull that shit with me) women think that by shamelessly ramming their sexuality down a man's throat, they will pique his interest and woo him into a relationship where they can abuse him, control him, belittle him and withhold the one thing they enticed him with.
I am amazed at how many teenagers and women in their 20s and 30s throw sexual innuendo around with men they are interested in. When I am subjected to this, I sit there in awe as I hear perfectly intelligent and beautiful women talk about their dildos, vibrators, masturbation, porn and sexual experiences with men they hardly know in an effort to reel them in.
Pathetic.
I've never heard a man say, "Wow, Linda watches porn! I think I'm in love with her! I want her to be the mother of my children."
Guess what ladies? No one wants to hear about your twat! No one wants to hear about your extensive collection of dildos or how far your thong rides up your ass.
Wow, you wear a thong. No one fucking cares!
Now, I know this might be hard to believe, but some men are actually turned off by this, unless they're looking for a whore. It makes you look cheap, sound stupid and appear immature. Of course, there will always be guys looking for an easy lay, and when women talk like that, guys know they have found the perfect person to fuck and then throw aside.
These are the same women who will continually cry that they don't have boyfriends or that they're looking for a guy who wants to be with them for who they are. They'll go out to bars with their girl friends with their skirts up their asses and the tits hanging out, doing body shots off of each other hoping that some metrosexual guys will notice them.
Don't complain if you wear a low cut shirt and a guy stares at your chest. Don't complain if you talk about how you like to suck cock and never hear from the guy after a night of drunken fucking.
You did it to yourself. Stop baiting the line with worms for Mr. Right Now instead of for Mr. Right.
I have a girl friend who behaves in this manner. She'll call me up, crying, asking me why no one likes her and why I can get any guy I want. My answer is simple - I carry myself in a way that demands respect. Yes, some guys who only want sex are attracted to me, but they quickly find out that I'm not a loose slut and they quickly move on to the next girl who is willing to spread her legs.
Here's another thing some people might find shocking: He fucked you, that doesn't mean he loves you. Sex is a penis in a vagina. Nothing more. Sure, he'll fuck you a few times, but it's not going to make him want to be in a relationship with you. I've never heard of a man who fell in love with a woman he fucked. Oh wait, I did - it was in "Pretty Woman."
Sex will not create love between a man and a woman if it isn't there to begin with. If it is there, it will strengthen it, but it won't make it magically appear.
If you are a woman and you believe that a night of sex with someone you hardly know will lead to a loving, healthy relationship, you're obviously insane. If you're a man and you believe that a girl who talks about taking it up the ass will be a cheap and easy lay, you're right.
Another thing that my female friend does is bring up one night stands with the guy she slept with. Let's say she slept with "Chris" last year. Every time she sees him, she'll make some comment about the night they spent together. Way to remind Chris that you're nothing but a hole, idiot. He had sex with you. Big deal. If you're having lots of one night stands, there probably aren't many guys who haven't.
Want to fall in love with a great guy? Try being yourself. Try talking about things that are interesting and not trite. Show him your personality, your intelligence, the things that make you unique. If you're beautiful, show yourself off. You don't have to dress like a Mennonite, but there is a difference between being slutty and tasteful.
Flirting is what helps to bring people together. Showing that you're emotionally strong, conveying your confidence, being touchy-feely and speaking intelligently are way more effective in attracting the type of man you want to be with than by spewing out every lewd act you have ever done in your life.
I'm not saying women should be prudes. I'm not saying that women shouldn't talk about sex. I'm not saying that women shouldn't have one night stands if they want them.
The bottom line is: If you act like a whore, expect to be treated like one. Just don't cry when your husband has to "ride the side" because you're stretched to shit.
User Reviews
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:39:22 EDT (#)
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Well said........ my "friend" always feels the need to show off her twat and tits especially to 15 year old boys, we like to slag her off to her face and especially behind her back, but the sad bitch seems to get off on the attention, she'd shag anything that showed her an iota of attention (and I've heard the stories..... an education!?) Oh my..!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:04:24 EDT (#)
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(dreamy sigh)
Damn, you officially rock my face off.
Submitted by danmerqury (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:43:04 EST (#)
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Agreed on every count.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-03 14:30:35 EDT (#)
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Sounds like someone needed to get this off her chest. Speaking of chests.........nevermind!!!
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:30:46 EST (#)
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What scares me the most is that I know what these are: "Manolo Blahniks".
Great post.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-22 01:00:53 EST (#)
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Wow, you wear a thong. No one fucking cares!
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There'a a girl wearing a thong? Where??
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-02-22 01:00:24 EST (#)
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Because of this post, I now believe that there just might be a great deal more sane women out there than I initially believed.
If a girl acts like a slut, I treat her like a slut. If she tries to bait me with the old sex bait-and-switch, I get out fast.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-02-22 00:46:55 EST (#)
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Just don't cry when your husband has to "ride the side" because you're stretched to shit.
Great line to end a great post.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:42:03 EST (#)
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Out-fuckin-standing!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:34:41 EST (#)
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This is one Grade A fucking excellent post.
Can I do you?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:47:59 EST (#)
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Way to tell it like it is. I wish I could tell you how cloe to home this is, but I would discuss me and my ladys private life that way. There are still some people on this planet left that think sex is a personal thing and don't give it up that easy, I'mglad my girl is one of them.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:48:58 EST (#)
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It's so refreshing to read stuff like this. It makes me feel not so out of place.
Submitted by jdl3771 (user info) at 2005-02-13 13:42:21 EST (#)
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Well done.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-13 13:29:56 EST (#)
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TheJedi,
I see your point completely; however, this was written in this particular style so that it would grab people's attention.
Submitted by TheJedi (user info) at 2005-02-13 09:08:47 EST (#)
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Well, the +2 is also because there is a certain degree of nobility in your post and also... I like you...
Cheers...
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-02-13 07:01:49 EST (#)
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A lot of people are just idiots. A lot of women are, too.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-02-13 06:19:36 EST (#)
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"You did it to yourself. Stop baiting the line with worms for Mr. Right Now instead of for Mr. Right."
You could've left it at that line, and you'd still have my +2.
This post was informative in a manner that I've yet to find elsewhere, and very helpful, and I thank you for writing it.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-02-13 05:47:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-10 21:17:31 (#)
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Sigh...
I can't wait until I meet women this mature that are even close to my age. Do they lock you all up in a vault for safe keeping or something?
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i couldn't have said it better...
Submitted by TheJedi (user info) at 2005-02-13 04:07:51 EST (#)
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Hi,
My 2 cents worth will not bode well with most of you, but please have an open mind.
You must act like a lady to be treated like one. I believe this is the gist, or substance of your post.
Unfortunately, I see a contradiction between the form and the substance of your post.
Either that or I'm just old fashioned.
I trust you will find my criticism constructive.
Be well and may the force be with you... +2 'cause I'm a conformist.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-02-13 04:03:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-13 03:56:14 (#)
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Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2005-02-13 03:15:35 (#)
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crap
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who the hell are you?
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He's the fucking Commander of the USS Fagtard!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-13 03:56:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2005-02-13 03:15:35 (#)
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crap
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who the hell are you?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-13 03:50:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2005-02-13 03:15:35 (#)
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crap
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Oh, because I laughed at you in your little outfit?
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-13 03:33:00 EST (#)
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My version: http://www.ubersite.com/m/59370
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-13 03:28:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-02-10 20:24:45 (#)
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i didn't have a condom [sex with a condom is gay]
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no sex with someone the same sex as you is gay, sex without a condom is risky.
great post! way to expose the morons!
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2005-02-13 03:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
crap
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-11 09:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-11 09:06:45 (#)
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This relationship FEELS different because it IS. I really feel in my heart that he's the person that I'm going to spend the rest of my life with.
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You go girl! Follow your heart!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-11 09:06:45 EST (#)
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Rawrg - thanks for the advice. I have to say that the man and I are pretty much a perfect fit. We've both been in bad relationships and know how to deal with the bad stuff that might go on. Also, we respect each other and genuinely care about each other. When I thought about what I wanted in a person, he fits the bill and then some. This relationship FEELS different because it IS. I really feel in my heart that he's the person that I'm going to spend the rest of my life with.
Circe - You fucking crack me up. Period.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-11 07:03:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-02-10 19:54:33 (#)
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i havn't asked my girlfriend for sex or any sexual favor ONE TIME. the first time we were hooking up, i didn't have a condom [sex with a condom is gay] and she OFFERED TO GIVE ME HEAD.
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She OFFERED???
To give you HEAD???
Dude, you're with the freakiest, sexiest girl on the planet! Offering to give you head - my god!!
Without you having to beat her with a stick or ANYTHING!!!!
Oh, if ONLY more of us women were like that.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-11 01:14:34 EST (#)
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Pentameter, I hope he's what you want in a couple of years and that it works out. (No sarcasm) Sadly, I've been in the whole, "She/he's everything I want" stage. Sometimes it's not permanent.
If I were qualified to give advice, I'd say this: If things get bad, remember, they aren't always going to be good and remember what you had before you felt this way. Also, always ask the question, "What do you two do for fun"
Not that you need my advice, but hey, it makes me feel important...
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-10 22:12:24 EST (#)
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Forgot to rate this one.
+2 all the way
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-10 22:03:19 EST (#)
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so much to say...
i'll sum it up in 2.5 words: you're right.
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-02-10 21:39:29 EST (#)
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Didn't mean to rip off your post. I had no intention, though they are similar.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-10 21:38:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-10 21:16:37 (#)
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+2 because I agree on what you're saying
-1 because you're probably jealous.
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No, my dear, I have no reason to be jealous.
I have the best boyfriend in the world. I don't need to play these stupid games to get attention. I already have exactly what I want, and I love it.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-10 21:17:31 EST (#)
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Sigh...
I can't wait until I meet women this mature that are even close to my age. Do they lock you all up in a vault for safe keeping or something?
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-10 21:16:37 EST (#)
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+2 because I agree on what you're saying
-1 because you're probably jealous.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-10 21:08:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-02-10 19:54:33 (#)
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i havn't asked my girlfriend for sex or any sexual favor ONE TIME. the first time we were hooking up, i didn't have a condom [sex with a condom is gay] and she OFFERED TO GIVE ME HEAD. all the guy's have to do is not let her know how much you want it. we fuck all the time because i never ask, she always does.
and because i am the finger blasting master, but that's another story.
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Huh? What does this have to do with the post?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-02-10 20:24:45 EST (#)
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i didn't have a condom [sex with a condom is gay]
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Yeah! Herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea, hiv, hpv, and hepatitis is da bomb!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-10 20:00:13 EST (#)
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True dat!
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-02-10 19:54:33 EST (#)
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i havn't asked my girlfriend for sex or any sexual favor ONE TIME. the first time we were hooking up, i didn't have a condom [sex with a condom is gay] and she OFFERED TO GIVE ME HEAD. all the guy's have to do is not let her know how much you want it. we fuck all the time because i never ask, she always does.
and because i am the finger blasting master, but that's another story.
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-02-10 19:44:29 EST (#)
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True.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-10 19:39:10 EST (#)
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1028 hits? You made out like a bandit on this
Submitted by Kakashi-Sensei (user info) at 2005-02-10 19:27:12 EST (#)
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Haha. Too many true points to list... Nice work.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-10 17:04:45 EST (#)
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Again, no where in this post do I make a blanket statement (expect about the virginal whore, which I cleared up below). I was very concious of the words I used so as not to illicit a response such as yours, HZRD. Try rereading it if you didn't pick up on it the first time.
Like I said, this is for those women who can't figure out why they aren't attracting the right males.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-10 17:02:49 EST (#)
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"Some/most desperate (not all, don't pull that shit with me) women think that by shamelessly ramming their sexuality down a man's throat, they will pique his interest and woo him into a relationship where they can abuse him, control him, belittle him and withhold the one thing they enticed him with."
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Seen that one a million times.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-10 16:51:39 EST (#)
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plus two dammit.
Female culture right now is a little frightening to me. I'm lucky to have so many down to earth women in my life who don't consistently dress or act or even think like that, and men who think the whole thing is silly.
I met one of my boyfriends by swapping porn collections and he's still my closest friend. He's probably not typical though.
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-10 16:15:45 EST (#)
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I'm one of those guys who if the sex is good enough, and the woman did act like a total whore, AND she didn't babble on (keeping me awake after sex) I'll probably go out with her a few more times. I enjoy thongs, I enjoy sexual innuendo and talk about sex toys because I'm still young and not looking to get married. So yeah, I enjoy the occasional whorish effort and I do date some of those women (take my current gf for example, who dressed like a total whore the first time I met her). NO ONE NORMAL goes out onto the dating scene ccompletely as themselves. talking about those types of things can be a normal conversation for some women, and some girls dress like that to go out in no matter whether or not they have a boyfriend in tow. For trying to throw out a blanket statement:
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT wrong. -2.
However, I enjoy a girl if she is herself, especially if she is a total hornball and does talk about those things, and constantly dresses like that going out:
DINGDINGDING! inadvertent bonus. +1
You can call my gf a whore all you want but she's my little whore; she dresses up for ME and I love it. It keeps me happy.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-10 15:32:54 EST (#)
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I want to nestle you in my smell armpit.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-10 15:24:43 EST (#)
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+2 Vodka!
no clsas
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-02-10 15:15:46 EST (#)
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Do i completely agree with every point? No. Particularly the issue about women who talk about their sexual experiences to get a man. Now I don't want to speak for every man here, but I just don't see those women as sluts. I'll note what they say and use it for an inappropriate joke later, but it just tells me that they're an open person, not necessarily an overly sexual one.
I suppose its just because I assume all women do every single dirty thing imaginable. If you want to tell me about them, its your call.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-10 15:12:40 EST (#)
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I think I agree with virtually every point here.
I also agree with Nicole.
I disagree with this.......
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:10:07 (#)
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actually, i am quite boring in real life.
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How can you say that given your most amazing talent, you know the one I mean.
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In conclusion, if the situation you are in doesn't work out (Hope it does though) give me a call.
-Dave
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-10 14:35:06 EST (#)
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Wow. Looks like you hit the motherload on this one.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-02-10 14:02:37 EST (#)
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"Way to remind Chris that you're nothing but a hole, idiot."
That clinched it. (Is there a pun somewhere in there?)
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-10 13:38:39 EST (#)
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That lucky bastard. I'll fucking kill him. I bet you like Kung-Fu and hate diamonds, too.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-10 13:29:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-10 13:18:03 (#)
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"Ladies of Uber...I love you all, especially TigerLilly, Munkeypants and Circe. "
Awe sweetie. You're just a doll.
Seriously, it's a relationship that I never thought I would have. I'm very lucky and grateful that he's in my life.
He's the lucky one.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-10 13:27:57 EST (#)
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Indeed.
Have another for a fantastic post.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-10 13:25:19 EST (#)
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You had me at " anally violate myself".
Well done and insightful.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-10 13:18:03 EST (#)
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Ladies of Uber...I love you all, especially TigerLilly, Munkeypants and Circe. I was afraid of getting flack for this post. I thought that women especially would look at it as being overly critical. Thanks for being mature.
Men of Uber...I'm sorry but I'm already in a very happy and loving relationship with a man that I couldn't even dream up. He's that good. Seriously, it's a relationship that I never thought I would have. I'm very lucky and grateful that he's in my life. Thanks for all the love, though.
Strwbry - I actually had a particular girl in mind when I wrote that passage. I should have been more clear. I did not mean to imply that all virgins stuff their mouths with cock.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-02-10 13:16:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-10 13:03:12 (#)
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This was a great post and I think it was highly accurate.
However, I think that it was a bit of a generalization to say that all virgins are cock whores. I'm a virgin and I'm not running around with dicks hanging out my mouth. The only real difference, in my opinion, is if the girl respects herself.
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She didn't say "all", she said that the ones who didn't give it all up just the BJ weren't the virgins they purported to be. That seems like a run-on. Meh, I don't want to fix it.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-10 13:03:12 EST (#)
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This was a great post and I think it was highly accurate.
However, I think that it was a bit of a generalization to say that all virgins are cock whores. I'm a virgin and I'm not running around with dicks hanging out my mouth. The only real difference, in my opinion, is if the girl respects herself.
Submitted by GreenRiver (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:41:57 EST (#)
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you speak the truth.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:41:28 EST (#)
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hahahahahaha
circe. i bow to your awesomness. then i shall rub my oversized boobs in a circular
motion while watching penguins copulate!
tigerlily. i love you. i think you are my long lost sister!
pentameter - we get what you're saying. i think the first thought that
went through some of the uber womenz minds were "oh my god.
she's talking about my post where I talk about worshiping my dildo!!
she's calling me a dirty whore!!"
Submitted by tidalfae (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:39:29 EST (#)
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yay for not sluts!!!
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:38:37 EST (#)
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No NuffSaid! She's gonna marry me!
Submitted by nuffsaid (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:38:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:22:35 (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:10:07 (#)
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actually, i am quite boring in real life.
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First off, no you most certainly are not boring. You are a riot
and that is why we get along so famously.
Second after reading some of the comments I think what Pentameter was
Trying to say is that woman who sleep around, shouldn't become
Upset or angry, when guys don't find them to be marriage/date material. I am a horny girl. I talk about sex A LOT and I have a filthy mouth. On Here. On my post. That doesn't mean, I am that way in person or when I am really interested in a guy. I am sure that I have been on some occasions. But the "REAL" honest to goodness me isn't that way. And I certainly don't own any Manolo's.
And to finish this there is a book that ALL woman must read: "He's Just Not That Into You". This book has opened my eyes. Ladies! Read IT.
http://www.oprah.com/tows/booksseen/200409/tows_book_20040922_behrendttruccillo.jhtml
Guys and girls check this book.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0966963903/102-9993538-5623365
Submitted by nuffsaid (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:35:11 EST (#)
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Thank God. A woman thats knows what is going on. Marry me.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:32:28 EST (#)
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Man, i love tits, and low cut shirts, and tits. mmmmm.
Good Post though.
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:31:40 EST (#)
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True. If a woman wants a decent man to marry her there has to be a courtship, she has to make him wait. If she is too easy he will never take her seriously enough to marry her. The thing I hate about sluts is they never go for me!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:25:27 EST (#)
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Amen Sister! This gets played out constantly in college. I'm in graduate school but I can observe what goes on in the undergraduate class.
Stupid slutty sorority girls and asshole frat boys. <shudder>
I hate to say this, but sometimes I'm embarrassed to be female when I see the behavior you so eloquently described.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:24:50 EST (#)
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Jesus, ladies!
Go and read some of my older posts. Some of them aren't about sipping lemonade on the porch.
I'm not talking about Uber. It's a website where you can pretty much say anything you want without fear or judgment. Oh, did I mention it's a website?
Please, I'm the first person to laugh at things society deems inappropriate.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:22:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:10:07 (#)
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actually, i am quite boring in real life.
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First off, no you most certainly are not boring. You are a riot
and that is why we get along so famously.
Second after reading some of the comments I think what Pentameter was
Trying to say is that woman who sleep around, shouldn't become
Upset or angry, when guys don't find them to be marriage/date material. I am a horny girl. I talk about sex A LOT and I have a filthy mouth. On Here. On my post. That doesn't mean, I am that way in person or when I am really interested in a guy. I am sure that I have been on some occasions. But the "REAL" honest to goodness me isn't that way. And I certainly don't own any Manolo's.
And to finish this there is a book that ALL woman must read: "He's Just Not That Into You". This book has opened my eyes. Ladies! Read IT.
http://www.oprah.com/tows/booksseen/200409/tows_book_20040922_behrendttruccillo.jhtml
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:22:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:15:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:05:11 (#)
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Circe, I agree with you completely. Like I said in the post, if a person wants to joke about sex and talk about it, good.
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Wooohoooo!
Next time my Mum does that facepalm thing at one of my jokes, I'm going to tell her you said it was okay.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:10:07 EST (#)
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well written.
what nicole said. See now you've got me feeling yucky.
I know I am here all the time saying outrageous things but that's because
this is the internet and I am just having fun. Oh lord, I could never
say the shit in front of people that I could say on here.
and I don't expect to find love here.
actually, i am quite boring in real life.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:05:11 EST (#)
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Circe, I agree with you completely. Like I said in the post, if a person wants to joke about sex and talk about it, good.
I agree with Coyote too. It IS sad. It's probably because lots of girls are bombarded with sexual images and believe that it's the only thing a man is interested in.
I just get extremely pissed when women and girls whore themselves out and complain when they can't find a man who wants to be in a relationship with them.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2005-02-10 12:01:32 EST (#)
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Guess what ladies? No one wants to hear about your twat! No one wants to hear about your extensive collection of dildos or how far your thong rides up your ass.
Wow, you wear a thong. No one fucking cares!
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I care.....alot
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-10 11:59:26 EST (#)
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When I was a mouse - and I was, for a long time - when I was quiet, and polite, and reserved, and 'decent', I was systematically shat upon by every man I had a relationship with. It wasn't until I grew into myself, and accepted sex as just another thing to joke about, talk about, argue about, and write lame ass poetry about that I owned it. I own my sexuality, because I'm not afraid of it. When I make some off color joke about fisting myself in the middle of a herd of bison, I'm not trying to get a relationship, I'm going for cheap laughs.
Don't assume that every woman who is reserved and polite will find her soulmate, or that every woman who will declare to a crowded bar at midnight that she would like the breeding stock to form an orderly line at her table is going to be screwed and dumped like a used tissue in an X-rated theatre.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-02-10 11:58:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-10 11:49:25 (#)
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Truth.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-10 11:57:53 EST (#)
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Awesome +2. I was very much a lady when I was getting to know my husband. He fell in
love with my personality and THEN I showed him what a kinky bitch I can be.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-10 11:57:34 EST (#)
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I agree a lot of women appear to behave this way, but I'm only gonna +1 you because I think that in many cases it's sad and confused rather than catty and calculated. People need to realize that as fucked up and lacking in positive role models as boys are these days, it seems to be even worse for girls.
Also: "Just don't cry when your husband has to "ride the side" because you're stretched to shit."
Christ, haven't you people heard of Kegel exercises? Do them.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-10 11:49:25 EST (#)
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Truth.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2005-02-10 11:41:34 EST (#)
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Thanks for stating the obvious. It was a good read though.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-10 11:34:42 EST (#)
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Nicole,
I agree with you completely. I say in the post that it's not directed towards all women. I say that I think women should be able to talk about sex if they want to. They should have physical relationships if they want to...
BUT
If they want to have a relationship that is more than physical, they should be more aware of the message they are putting out there and shouldn't complain if they are treated poorly.
Submitted by BludKake (user info) at 2005-02-10 11:33:05 EST (#)
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Thanks. I'm one of those guys who thinks slutty women are stupid. You've renewed my convictions.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-10 11:26:15 EST (#)
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I'm not sure how I feel about this post.
I agree with a lot of what was said, but you make it sound like all women are this way. If you have never had any female friends who were unlike your generalizations I feel very sorry for you. I don't think that I could ever be close friends with someone like you have described.
I grew up with a lot of guy friends because guys are much easier to get along with and I hadn't yet matured enough to develope deep female friendships. Because most of my friends were guys I have no problem joking around about sex, but I only do so with my friends - people who I can't be or don't want to be in a real relationship with. I treat guy friends very differently than boyfriends. With a potential boyfriend I am a complete prude, and I admit it. I see nothing wrong with joking about sex or masturbation if there is no desire or expectation of any physical intimacy. Or maybe you want some physical intimacy but not a relationship. What is the problem with talking about sex in that situation if you are completely upfront with your expectations?
So, in summary, the appropriateness of conversation and actions depends heavily on the individual relationship as well as the expectations of the parties involved.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-10 11:14:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-02-10 11:14:11 EST (#)
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Poison
Yeah spot a man of freedom for a fact aah-aah uh-hum
Poison you ready Ron I'm ready
You ready Dave I'm ready Slick are you
Oh yeah break it down
Girl I must warn you
I sense something strange in my mind
Yeah yo situation is serious
Let's cure it 'cause we're running out of time
Mm mm tell 'em Rick it's all so beautiful
Relationships they seem from the start
Yeah mm mm it's all so deadly
When love is not together from the heart
Mm mm check it out
It's driving me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it outta my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her, wrong move you're dead
That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and smile
That girl is poison poison
If I were you I'd take precaution
Before I start to leave fly girl
You know 'cause in some portions
You'll think she's the best thing in the world
She's so fly, she'll drive you right out of your mind
Steal your heart when you're blind
Beware she's schemin', she'll make you think you're dreamin'
You'll fall in love and you'll be screamin' dreamin'
Poison deadly moving it slow
Looking for a mellow fellow like DeVoe
Getting paid laid so better lay low
Schemin' on hots my end the pro show
The low pro hot should be cut like an afro
See what you're sayin' huh
She's weighin' but I know she's a loser
How do you know me and the crew used to do her
Poison (x20)
I was at the bar shake shakin' takin' 'em off
And that night I played the wall
Checkin' out the fellas the highs the lows
Keepin' one eye open still clockin' 'em
Still one particular girl that stood out from the rest
Poison as can be how how is she
Michael me and see and I'm runnin' the show
Bell Biv DeVoe ha-ha ha-ha
Now you know you're Slick blow
It's driving me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it outta my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her, wrong move you're dead
That girl is poison (Poison poison)
Never trust a big butt and smile
Poison (Poison poison)
She's dangerous
Poison
Oh yeah (poison) oh yeah
(Poison poison)
Hear fellas you hear what I'm saying Mike
Yeah baby dance for a fact
What's happened to Ral-T and Johnny G and Bobby Brown
You know who we mean crew
(Poison)
ah-ha ah-ha ah-ha
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-02-10 11:00:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:57:57 (#)
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This was brilliant, honest and everything I ever wanted in a post. Stupid, "being married already and old enough to be your uncle."
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Teephphah to Pent: "WHO'S YOUR UNCLE!?" *SPANK*
Pent to the gods of passion: "OOOooohhhhh.... Teeph!"
Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:58:14 EST (#)
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I hate to say but i agree on one point enough to give you +2...
You carry yourself in a matter that demands respect, that is so respectful i love you for it...
Not really, but i for one am turned off by women who are open with their kinkiness, somethings are meant to be left in the bedroom. I'd rather have a girl who respects her self and doesnt base a relationsip on physical intamicies(spellings prolly off i dont care).. Whores are bad, Where can i find a down to earth girl who cares about her self.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:57:57 EST (#)
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To prove your point:
I think I love you.
This was brilliant, honest and everything I ever wanted in a post. Stupid, "being married already and old enough to be your uncle."
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:55:30 EST (#)
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You're exactly right.
And, this post made me horny.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:52:21 EST (#)
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"These are the same women who will continually cry that they don't have boyfriends or that they're looking for a guy who wants to be with them for who they are. They'll go out to bars with their girl friends with their skirts up their asses and the tits hanging out, doing body shots off of each other hoping that some metrosexual guys will notice them. "
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Beautiful
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:51:19 EST (#)
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Believe me - when you get to your early thirties it gets even more frustrating to see and hear girls (often friends) who fuck a guy on the first day and then cry about it.... drives me crazy..
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:49:26 EST (#)
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Everything you said is completely true.
You just made me love my boyfriend even more now that I think about our relationship.
Thanks.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:48:58 EST (#)
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"Ride the side"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:43:06 EST (#)
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Preach it sister!!!
I predict most heated by noon...
This is so very gosh darn accurate. When I rate women on Hot or Not (dang that JMG getting me hooked) I rate them on whether they are relationship material and not a quick lay. The slutty ones are always rated extremely high. Seems to me they're being given the wrong message on how to act and dress.
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:39:34 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:37:49 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:36:54 EST (#)
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Ride the side.
Great way to end a great post.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:36:42 EST (#)
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Excellent post. It isn't often I agree with everything someone writes on here.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:34:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:32:53 EST (#)
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I've never heard of a man who fell in love with a woman he fucked. Oh wait, I did - it was in "Pretty Woman."
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This post was 137.25 levels of awesomeness
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:32:48 EST (#)
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This is all I saw.
Thong.
Whore.
Blowjob.
Easy slut, one night stand.
Fuck you in the ass.
Hole.
Whore.
Cocksucker.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:31:18 EST (#)
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"Unfortunately, this girl didn't realize that giving a guy a blow job is sex. That's why they call it oral sex. You aren't a virgin. You're just a slut who tries to fool yourself into believing that there's something pious about you"
Well done girlfriend. Well done.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:31:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:29:33 (#)
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This is pwesome. I only have one question - what does "ride the side" mean?
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Thank you, and "ride the side" means that a vagina is so stretched out that the gentleman has to stick to one side to get any sensation at all.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:29:33 EST (#)
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This is pwesome. I only have one question - what does "ride the side" mean?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:27:03 EST (#)
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Truer words have never been spoken.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:24:54 EST (#)
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POISON! POISON! POISON!
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-10 10:24:31 EST (#)
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That girl is poison...