Stalker Calls, Dizzy Spells, Hospital Trips, and Sobriety (523 hits)
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Submitted by yermom (View user info) at 2005-02-10 13:32:59 EST
Just like 90% of you when you come to work and sit on Uber, I'm bored. This has been an absolutely hellacious week. All I can think of at this point is getting out of work and going back to the sweet, sweet respite that I call sleep. You're probably wondering, what's so bad about this week?
Let me lay it out for you. Early last week I get a call from my girlfriend telling me she wants to break up with my, crying and upset. I finally calm her down enough to realize that the person I've been talking to on the phone for the last 20 minutes isn't my girlfriend. Yeah that's fucked. Anyway once I figured it out, I told the bitch to fuck off and called my girlfriend to make sure her or one of her friends aren't drunk and retarded.
As it turns out it seems to have been a random person calling me for absolutely no reason other than to try and ruin someone's life. She continued to call me everyday since and leave countless voicemails, telling me she loves me, and apparently now is having my child, which is quite the accomplishment, considering we've never met. I have some favors being called in from a couple friends of the family to try and get a name and number on this broad. Needless to say, I will need to dole out some serious revenge on this girl, I'm thinking starting out with uber ghey menz ads with her number in one of the local publications, and work up from there.
I wish I could say that was all that was going on this week, turns out my real girlfriend, has been having dizzy spells and losing consciousness, and had to be taken to the hospital twice in the same day. The worst part of all this, is that she's doing an internship in D.C. and I'm here in Cleveland, so most of the time I'm in the dark as to what's going on if she doesn't answer her phone, or one of her roommates isn't around to fill me in. This is all added on top of the fact that I quit smoking, doing drugs, and drinking in the last month, so I'm totally flipping out.
Luckily, the madness seems to have stopped, at least for the time being, she seems to be recovering well, and the stalker calls stopped two days ago. Do you ever notice how an ass load of totally fucked up shit seems to happen all at once? Oh well, maybe posting up the fucked-upped-ness on the internet for thousands of people to read will help, I think of it as a digital psycho-analysis
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Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-02-10 14:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The word is def wtf..
I am also having one of those weeks
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-10 14:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha! ruprecht!
Cleveland? = auto +2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-10 13:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm sorry man, I just can't help myself. I'm addicted to your sexiness. Oh, and I really AM having your baby. I'm going to name it Ruprecht Yermom Dondersnatch.
Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-02-10 13:44:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-10 13:42:09 (#)
Ranking: 1
The stalker calls haven't stopped. I'm just taking a break to make you think they have.
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Jeanneee, you should have come clean long ago.
Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-02-10 13:42:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Patheticus (user info) at 2005-02-10 13:36:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wasn't wondering what was bad about your week. Fuck sobriety and fuck you too.
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Thanks, by the way I know nobody cares, but neither do I that's why I posted it.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-10 13:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The stalker calls haven't stopped. I'm just taking a break to make you think they have.
Submitted by Patheticus (user info) at 2005-02-10 13:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wasn't wondering what was bad about your week. Fuck sobriety and fuck you too.