Must Die (NSFW if your boss is a nazi) (1111 hits)
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Submitted by Matchstick Man <seven is a lovely number> (View user info) at 2005-02-10 16:54:07 EST
I lay before you a list of the world's least useful but most influential people...if I forget anyone, correct me, feel free-but if you think someone doesn't belong on this list, fuck off and die.
1. George W. Bush.
He's an idiot, plain and simple.
2. George H. W. Bush.
Fathered George W.
3. Maroon 5, the entire band.
Reason one, their music sucks.
Reason two, people like it for the sole reason that they're on "pop" radio stations, and said people will listen to any old shit.
4. Ashlee/Jessica Simpson.
The older one is quite possibly even less intelligent than dubbya, but no one seems to care. Can we really stand this many dumb blonde pop idols?
The younger one is trying to "step out of Jessica's shadow" and create a career in "punk rock." Pop-punk and Emo are infernal spinoffs and infinitely watered-down forms of real punk rock (aka Rancid, Operation Ivy) with real emotion instead of just "oh my god I broke a nail now no one will like me." Ashlee Simpson is one of the more prominent MTV symbols of pop-punk.
5. JoJo
No one needs to be a wigger at age 13. Stop imposing roles, MTV.
6. Hilary Duff
Oh My Fucking God, Where Do I Begin. A) Her career with Disney should have never started, she is a subpar actress B) she can't sing, her "music" is more of the same, and C) I hate her.
7. Lindsey Lohan
See #6
8. Taking Back Sunday
Hell, everyone I know likes this band and I can't honestly come up with an explanation for it. Come up with your own musical tastes folks, instead of letting pop idols spoon-feed them too you. (If you do actually listen to Taking Back Sunday, I'm sorry. Sorry you suck so much cock. Try listening to Everclear, then hopefully you'll kill yourself or something, because I know a bunch of you do that these days.) A large portion of their band split off after their first album and joined forces with Breaking Pangaea's drummer to form Straylight Run, and TBS kept on ticking. Useless.
9. Blink 182
Crappy Emo music written off as punk rock will not stand in the face of truth. Send them to hell.
10. Wiggers
Find your own voice, people, don't sit around and watch BET just because your middle-class submissive parents don't make you go out and ride a bike or something. Take some initiative and find a hobby other than "rapping" (rap is dead. It died with Run DMC and Tupac. I could respect them, they had talent. 50 cent can burn in hell.) or "holla" ing. I swear on 3 of my 4 grandparents' graves, the next time I hear someone say "holla!" I'm going to shoot them in the throat just to silence the wigger.
11. Flavor of the Week restaurants
Honestly, McDonald's' food was alright to begin with, but now they've stopped focusing on making a good hamburger fast and started turning McDonald's into a cafe. I bet the original McDonald is turning figure 8s in his grave; McDonald's started as a milkshake stand, not a salad joint for GreenPeace. A strange thing happened to my father a few weeks ago. He was in the drive-thru at McDonald's and ordered a hamburger Happy Meal. Simple order-a hamburger, small fry, and a small Coke. He got up to the window and they told him they had "messed up his order" and asked him to pull up. Case in point.
I'm done for now. You could say I've run out of hate-steam. Oh, wait, I feel one last puff left...
I hate idiots.
User Reviews
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-17 04:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-11 02:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Needs creativity.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-02-11 02:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's Wegro, you cracker bastard
Submitted by Homsar (user info) at 2005-02-10 23:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is easily the most beautiful post ever. Hands down. Finally, someone out there in the world hates the same shit as I do. I haven't even logged into Uber since I lost my job, I just come to read these days. This, however, brought me out of retirement.
+2 million.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-10 23:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
blah blah blah, nazi, blah blah.
Submitted by madnessdance (user info) at 2005-02-10 23:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for ashlee/jessica simpson.....the world is overrun with these kinds of retards.....add hoobastank to the list...those whinning motherfuckers need to go
Submitted by NotMuchToSay (user info) at 2005-02-10 23:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bad rant. Also, rap is not dead. You tried to make fun of other people for only listening to what MTV gave them and the only new rapper you mentioned is 50 Cent. What a wealth of knowledge you have. Do us all a favor and stop writing forever.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-10 22:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice rant.
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-02-10 22:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-02-10 21:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hilary Duff is sweet you douchebag!
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-10 20:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd think the original owner would be spinning in his grave of McDonald's new "urban" marketing focus.
Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2005-02-10 18:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 just for stating how bad Ashley Simpson is. Quote: "If my career is over becaus eof this lip syncing thing........then that's really sad!" Hello! Remember Milli Vanilli? They lipsynced too, then their career ended. Hell, they even had more talant than you!
You should add Good Charlotte at #12. Just because you look punk, doesn't mean you are! It's about the music, not the imge assholes!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-02-10 18:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is such a cookie cutter list. It has no originality, no genesis of thought. In short, it's trite, tired, and boring. "I hate Jessica Simpson and George Bush!" Shove it sideways you whining cracker.
Submitted by Adjomak (user info) at 2005-02-10 18:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I officially second the vote to exterminate the two Simpsons. Those idiots as well as the Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie sluts are completely fucking this country up. Anybody else with me?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-10 18:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-02-10 17:54:26 (#)
Ranking: 1
Hang the wiggers. We don't serve wegros here...
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hahaha Wegros
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-02-10 17:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hang the wiggers. We don't serve wegros here...
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-02-10 17:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
#11 - Yeah, because god forbid America loses it's spot as fattest nation in the world.
The rest is overdone and cliche. Why don't you take your own advice and get some originality?
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-02-10 17:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Agreed
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-02-10 17:28:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
All in all a +2. Except the first two (-3)
Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2005-02-10 17:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Freakmagnet:
hey shut up alright? i listen to the buzzcocks, sure. they're ok. orgasm addict made me laugh once or twice. dead kennedys is a cool name but their music is just average when you compare it to other music of the time, because it was an innovative rather than imitative period for music. not everyone was doing the same thing as it is now, which is what i was pointing at.
also bright eyes would probably fit into your review if they happened 20 years ago-look into 'em if you haven't already
Adamdidit2u:
hell yes. tits rock my world.
CoreaPeekay:
"Punk is a watered down form of Shit, Which is of course the shittiest substance known to man."
While I'll agree shit is definitely the shittiest, you must be made of it entirely, 'cause your response is shit.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-10 17:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The only thing saving you from a -2 is the fact that I find Maroon 5 more pointless than Jesus.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-02-10 17:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-02-10 17:10:48 (#)
Ranking: -1
Rancid and Operation Ivy are watered down froms of real punk rock (ie. sex pistols, buzzcocks, dead kennedys.)
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Punk is a watered down form of Shit, Which is of course the shittiest substance known to man.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-02-10 17:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Rancid and Operation Ivy are watered down froms of real punk rock (ie. sex pistols, buzzcocks, dead kennedys.)
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-02-10 17:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-10 17:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But you like tits right?
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-10 17:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
NICE....good list.
I'd also like to nominate:
Don King --- for obvious reasons
Girls over 20 who don't give head --- yeah, like they'll ever get married
Terrell Owens --- Good game? He's a great receiver. Bad game? EVERYONE else's fault. Someone should zipper this guys mouth shut.
'Bobby' from the Karate Kid --- am i alone in thinking this guy was horrible?
Submitted by snak3 (user info) at 2005-02-10 17:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I disagree with the first two as well, but you had
something going until you dissed lindsey lohan.
Personally, I don't like her music, and her acting is meh.
But she is hot. And so are the Simpson sisters.
So wanting them to die would be bad. Wanting them to shut up would be better.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-10 16:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll agree with everything but the first two