It's OVER. (824 hits)
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Submitted by girlintheworld (View user info) at 2005-02-10 18:25:37 EST
I saw you for the first time and my heart leapt.
I thought, "Ok, this time, it's for good. There's no way in hell this one can be screwed up." My friends encouraged me. They mentioned how they'd seen me down for a while, and how you might do just the trick. Some knew you very personally, and said it was the greatest time they'd ever had. You'd completely changed their lives.
God, I wanted you to change me. I'd be yours forever, in the comfort of your embrace. I knew you'd treat me well.
Last night, I finally got up the nerve and took you home. We started things around midnight, and right away, I felt deliriously happy. You were exactly what I needed, and I started to drift off into ecstasy.
And then it happened.
Nobody FUCKING TOLD ME about your hypnotic tendencies. "We've never seen that," they said.
You deluded my thoughts and made me believe things that weren't true. You changed my perception of my friends and people that I loved.
And when I tried to get out, you just pushed me back down. Made me dizzy; incapacitated, made me fall. Kept on trying to drug me up so that I'd stay with you.
I finally passed out from exhaustion. I was tired of trying to fight you off.
But now, I'm coherent enough, that I can tell you something. I will CRUSH you.
You and I, we just don't... "mesh" well together.
Oh, and one more thing...
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Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-02-11 16:20:23 EST (#)
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Yeah, but the picture was cute. Give me a break.
What other medicine has hearts in it?
Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-02-11 15:02:00 EST (#)
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Arent' those time realease valium 10mg?
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-02-11 13:51:58 EST (#)
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I'm assuming that they're available wherever. Of course, the most convenient location would probably be the nearest corner.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-11 10:21:22 EST (#)
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Where can I get some of that?
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-02-10 19:32:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-10 19:20:35 (#)
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Well, here. Let me explain. In my last post, I talked about my insomnia. I subsequently got medicine for it, the lovely Ambien.
Little did I know how treacherous it was.
About a half hour after it took effect, I started hallucinating -- such as the faces of people I saw were elongated, their eyes were drooping down their faces, etc. etc. Needless to say, I got a little freaked out.
Needless to say, so did my boyfriend. He called 911.
So after an hour of police questioning me about my drug and alcohol habits (I don't) and asking me what my SS# was (I couldn't remember), and me so frightened by everything I couldn't decide whether I wanted to laugh or cry (I did both), it was decided that I should just 'sleep' it off, since my blood pressure was fine and my heart rate was normal.
The next morning, I looked up Ambien and discovered that the "uncommon" side effects were: hallucinations, aggravated moods, worsening of depression, and suicidal thoughts. Nice, huh?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-10 19:20:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-10 19:18:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-10 19:16:54 EST (#)
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crushing + smoking w/ weed got me plenty of good times...
Submitted by DogWings (user info) at 2005-02-10 19:11:10 EST (#)
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Let this be a lesson to you. I'm not sure exactly what the lesson is... but just keep that in mind. Or something.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-10 18:49:24 EST (#)
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Caught me off guard.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2005-02-10 18:49:23 EST (#)
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damn i thought this was about a vibrator. ah well off to search for porn i go
-Black Ninja
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-10 18:47:12 EST (#)
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wash them down with booze, they'll treat you right then, baby
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-02-10 18:45:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-02-10 18:37:27 EST (#)
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But now, I'm coherent enough, that I can tell you something. I will CRUSH you
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snorting is worse.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-10 18:36:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-02-10 18:35:06 EST (#)
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Aww fuck it, have a plus two
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-02-10 18:34:43 EST (#)
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