got some fag roommates (972 hits)
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Submitted by Doug Ivie <consuelo212.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-11 03:28:49 EST
Things wrong with Rob:
1. Can't stand the sight of toilet paper in the toilet, (after I've blown my nose), and must flush it immediately and slam the seat down whenever he sees it.
2. Wanted to buy groceries, and "split the tab", even though I have no intention of eating any of the shit he buys.
3. Watches soap operas. It's hard to be any gayer than that.
4. Sprinkles some kind of powder in his shoes every night, so they smell nice....quite gay, in my opinion.
5. Listens to really gay music with fag punk singers screaming like little sissies, and the power chords are very lame, repetitive, loud, and annoying.
6. Wakes up at 6:30 AM even though he doesnt have class until 9:00 AM. Gay music mentioned in #5 plays on his alarm clock, takes too long to turn it off.
7. Burned the pan.
8. He's got HORRIBLE depth perception, or he's just a pussy when he drives. Takes him like 10 minutes to make any left turns.
9. Enjoys "Dance Dance Revolution", which is extremely faggish.
10. Gets mad when I play video games on his TV.
11. Has a really faggotish sounding voice.
12. He hangs out with a cute girl a lot, but I've never seen him touch her, let alone get any ass. My conclusion.....FAG.
13. Dresses like a faggot....pink shoelaces, girlish hats, and of course his horrible acne scarred face and gay hair makes me want to kick his ass for being so fucking gay. But of course, my other two roommates are gay as well....
Things wrong with Aaron:
1. Crybaby, has bad temper tantrums, even in casual conversation.
2. Frequently calls things "gayyyy" and sounds the vowel "a" for an annoyingly long time, thinking he sounds cool, but nothing could be further from the truth.
Things wrong with Mike:
1. Besides being a little bitch who is completely pussy whipped by some annoying girl, he for some reason always wants the table up against the wall, "for spatial reasons." yeah, i love sitting at a table facing the wall, its great. the whole other side of the table isn't even used.
2. failed game 140, by far one of the easiest classes of the whole 1st semester, 2nd only to Adam's english....wtf? he must lazy as hell or something, must have not programmed a game.
3. As much as I don't like Rob, Mike is the only one who I'd really like to beat the shit out of. Seems shy and timid at most times, but he comes across as some prick who thinks he's man of the house.
4. Is a real faggot when there's a few dishes lying around, "Are you gonna put those away?" "No," I should say, "I was waiting for you to do it."
5. Leaves gay ass notes taped to the kitchen wall when I do things like, leave a dish in the sink, eat the last waffle and leave the box in the freezer....lol.
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hope your colon prolapses
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-04-05 22:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-04-03 20:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The problem is you.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-04-03 19:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Let's see here:
Subject writes a post on Ubersite,where none of his roommates will ever go so he can get this off his chest with a bunch of people he doesn't know instead of confronting the fags himself.
He gets an "F"
He hates faggy emo music and pink shoelaces.He gets an "A"
But he uses every opportunity to use the fruity term lol (which makes me want to puke)
and if he had it his way, his post would probably be full of (yech!!)emoticons.
For this ,he gets a "G".
So put all my ratings together: F,A & G and there you have it :our subject is a FAG!
Here's a little something to make you smile:
Q: How do you know if your room mate is gay?
A: You taste shit on his cock!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-03 18:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh and i forgot to do this:
U R A WINNAR!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-03 18:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100256#2367728
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-12 03:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-07-03 19:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
har har this was awful
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-05-11 10:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't +2 your own post, which sucked by the way. Just fuck your roommates and get it over with.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2005-02-11 22:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
is lol really that gay? what about lmao, or wtf, or brb, or any other internet abbreviation?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-11 19:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The writing could be tighter in this, but I still laughed my ass of. +2
I used to have a roomie who cooked in the kitchen, but ate in his room. After a while I noticed all the dishes were gone from the kitchen and asked him what the fuck was up. He had them all in his room, encrusted with food. It was so bad there were friut flies breeding in his fucking room (the dipshit said he didn't notice) and when I finally gave him the 'do the dishes or die' choice he did them in the bathtub and left an incredibly revolting greasy ring on the porcelain.
A month later I had a lot less free cash, because I was living in a new place on my own.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-11 18:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-11 08:50:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Wizard (user info) at 2005-02-11 03:30:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sounds like you are about to be ass deep in queer.
And you are living with them why?
Secretly like the fagness?
I think so.
GATHER ROUND FELLOWS, ITS CIRCLE-JERK TIME!! AND DOUG, TRY TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH OPEN IT GIVES ME SOMETHING TO SHOOT FOR!
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-02-11 15:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And we care, why? Shut the fuck up. Stop being a hoto, consuelo.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-02-11 10:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This wrong with Doug Ivie:
1. A total dumbass (and is ghey)
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-11 10:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
5. Listens to really gay music with fag punk singers screaming like little sissies, and the power chords are very lame, repetitive, loud, and annoying.
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They listen to Blink182? They must be some of Buckeyes fans...
And you must be a poofter.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-11 10:13:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Circle Jerk
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-11 09:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you all should make out... sounds like you're a major homophobe. obvioiusly (unless it's freshamn year) you picked these guys to live with.
Shrink: "Doug, what's up with that puppet on your hand anyway?"
Doug: "That's Mr. Hat."
Shrink: "This may be hard to hear, Doug, but I think "Mr. Hat" is a manifestation of your true gay side"
Doug: "...I can't wait to get some poon-tang tonight"
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-11 09:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Perhaps you should move out.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-11 09:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh doug, this post reaks of sodomy
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-02-11 09:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fags are funny. You're funny.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-11 08:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Wizard (user info) at 2005-02-11 03:30:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sounds like you are about to be ass deep in queer.
And you are living with them why?
Secretly like the fagness?
I think so.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-11 08:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UberPirate (user info) at 2005-02-11 08:39:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-02-11 03:44:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
you fuck him for sure.
Submitted by BludKake (user info) at 2005-02-11 08:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Yes, the "lol" just made you a fag. I feel your pain, but get outta the house and make some fucking friends.
Submitted by UberPirate (user info) at 2005-02-11 08:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-02-11 03:44:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
you fuck him for sure.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-11 08:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-11 07:01:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
i also live with fag roommates.
this would have been a + something, except for the last three letters.
-2
Ditto.
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-11 07:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for finally admitting your gheyness.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-11 07:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i also live with fag roommates.
this would have been a + something, except for the last three letters.
-2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-11 04:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
spatial reasons
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Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-11 04:24:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
4. Is a real faggot when there's a few dishes lying around, "Are you gonna put those away?" "No," I should say, "I was waiting for you to do it."
If he's so gaylordish, why don't you actually say it? You come across like a faglet.
5. Leaves gay ass notes taped to the kitchen wall when I do things like, leave a dish in the sink, eat the last waffle and leave the box in the freezer....lol.
You typed lol. You are a faglet.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-02-11 03:44:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you fuck him for sure.
Submitted by Patheticus (user info) at 2005-02-11 03:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-11 03:33:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
fag
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-11 03:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fag
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-11 03:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm just going to linkwhore this post and give it a rating higher than I normally would.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59297
Submitted by The_Wizard (user info) at 2005-02-11 03:30:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sounds like you are about to be ass deep in queer.
And you are living with them why?
Secretly like the fagness?
I think so.