Man of the Year Awards (slightly NSFW) (1693 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.71 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-02-11 09:24:08 EST
After I finished Sophomore year of college, my Dad and I stopped fighting and now I realize something: he is the man. He works on Wall St., owns a Bachelor's Degree from Duke on a full ride for track, 2 NYU Graduate degrees - he's 100x smarter than I am. It's creepy... we have the same sense of humor (to be expected), but even creepier - I have the same laugh. He's the shit, except for when he doen't mark certain email attachments NSFW, the dumbass.
But I digress: you might have seen this, but mi padre just sent this to me yesterday. I modified it a bit and added one of my favorites (which you've probably seen as well):
User Reviews
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-04-13 09:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-02-13 03:05:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
Great retort. Responding with fabricated user stats makes you look like an origional uberman. Hell, I have never seen anyone do that before. But to keep this argument afloat, and to keep you from getting embarrassed I will agree with you on one issue.
Yeah, I have been checking this post. Primarily so I can see how many handles you can relate to me. In fact, I'll blow up your response with a new set of spook user stats:
# of alters you can call out: 0
# of times beat up at the bar : everytime
# of times he can fade Doneupandin: 0
# of times posted an origional non-homosexual retort against the Donedutta: 0
# of times been at the homestead because his parents would not let him out past 0000: Every night
# of times got owned because he looks like the model for a punching bag: > 3
# of times posted a legitimate retort: still 0
# of times been owned by the fat guy standing next to him: The same amount as his parents letting him go out past 0000.
Send my info pussy. Get destroyed on your own post you low life druggie, and then go cry to your parents because I am being mean to you. I dare you to try and send my "alters" just so I can see what an asshole you really are.
Send it dummy.
Or don't bother (-2)
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Who the hell is this cat? CHILL THE FUCK OUT DUDE.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-12 15:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Everything you ever wanted to know about Doneupandin
User id: 15813
Registered on or around: 2005-01-25 00:00:35
# Messages posted: 1
# Reviews written: 118
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 29
# Hits: 367
# Of times he took shit too seriously: 3 (on this post)
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-04-12 15:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wanna hear a funny joke?
women's rights
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-02-13 03:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Great retort. Responding with fabricated user stats makes you look like an origional uberman. Hell, I have never seen anyone do that before. But to keep this argument afloat, and to keep you from getting embarrassed I will agree with you on one issue.
Yeah, I have been checking this post. Primarily so I can see how many handles you can relate to me. In fact, I'll blow up your response with a new set of spook user stats:
# of alters you can call out: 0
# of times beat up at the bar : everytime
# of times he can fade Doneupandin: 0
# of times posted an origional non-homosexual retort against the Donedutta: 0
# of times been at the homestead because his parents would not let him out past 0000: Every night
# of times got owned because he looks like the model for a punching bag: > 3
# of times posted a legitimate retort: still 0
# of times been owned by the fat guy standing next to him: The same amount as his parents letting him go out past 0000.
Send my info pussy. Get destroyed on your own post you low life druggie, and then go cry to your parents because I am being mean to you. I dare you to try and send my "alters" just so I can see what an asshole you really are.
Send it dummy.
Or don't bother (-2)
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-02-12 23:45:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm waiting for the 'Wales' entry- a bloke shagging a sheep whilst his wife looks on disapprovingly.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-12 23:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Doneupandin
User id: 15813
Registered on or around: 2005-01-25 00:00:35
# Messages posted: 1
# Reviews written: 118
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 29
# Hits: 367
# Of Dicks Sucked: 50,000 +
# Of Shitty Alters: 3 +
Average rating of all messages: -0.70
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-02-12 20:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You were probably that bitch in the cage weren't you? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-02-12 20:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a fucking retard.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-12 00:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had to look at this again.
hahaha
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-11 16:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-02-11 13:06:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Whooooo! Go Ireland! Bitchin'.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-11 10:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
First place gives me a warm fuzzy feeling all over.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-11 10:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Third place is the best by far.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-11 10:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Third place should have won. The fact that he's smoking makes it infinitely better
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-11 10:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
peener
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-02-11 10:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that guy had some balls
to hold that up...
i wonder if he made it?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-02-11 09:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA
Iron my shirt bitch
Comic genious, i bet that guy got his balles removed but a bunch or penis wanting, flannel shirt wearing big scary dykes right after this pick was taken though
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-11 09:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
firefly.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-11 09:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-11 09:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome...this will please my co-workers
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-11 09:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hewly crap that's funny.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-02-11 09:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
seen it before, but its still fuckin funny
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-11 09:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-11 09:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha! i've seen the american one, but not the euro bastards. funny shit.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-11 09:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed my ass of at the 3rd place one.