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Wacky Weddings (610 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -0.54 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Immature Invalid (View user info) at 2005-02-11 18:51:58 EST


Now, I was watching the tv, when this tv program came up, called wacky weddings. Thee was nothing else on, so I continued to watch all the disasterous weddings, with propane gas tanks nearly exploding and more, but one thing made me cringe with disbelief.

I looked as I saw the first Star Wars wedding that I had ever seen, and stared open mouthed, glaring at the almost 'blaspheme' of such a ceremony.

What has this world come to, where a wedding is a mere joke, a mere party. Those last lines that I heard really did it.

'May the force be with you till death do us part' Never in my life had I seen such... mockery.

I still cannot comprehend how such things could be true. I may sound very christian/religous, but I do have my limits when it comes to serious stuff such as weddings.



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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-02-12 01:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Do you sound like a Christian? No. Do you sound like an idiot? Yes. Are you fucked either way? Of course. Why did you post this?

Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-02-11 23:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can hardly wait till teh gheys can get married, oooh child talk about some FABulous weddings - you ain't seen nothing yet.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-11 23:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

IT'S A TRAVISHAMOCKERY!!!!

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-11 23:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-11 19:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-11 19:24:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=14398

Your 4th shitty post today, under your 2nd name of the day. Please fuck off and die, quit pushing decent stuff off the front page with your garbage. I will never click either user name again.

Or, an Uberfucktard is born.

Submitted by Gollman (user info) at 2005-02-11 19:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

johnny x, you really are a fucker aren't you?

double reviewing. go and -2 your mums pussy for all I care.


Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-11 19:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=14398

Your 4th shitty post today, under your 2nd name of the day. Please fuck off and die, quit pushing decent stuff off the front page with your garbage. I will never click either user name again.

Or, an Uberfucktard is born.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-11 19:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

jeezus, one post a day, OK?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-11 19:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

dude, you haven't been to Vegas, obviously!

Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2005-02-11 19:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You're right, they've tainted Star Wars forever.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-11 18:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Dork-tacular!


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