EPISODE ONE: "Die with Dignity? Who the Fuck Do You Think I Am?" (1665 hits)
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Submitted by The Chronicles of College-Guy, Semester 2 (View user info) at 2005-02-11 21:40:08 EST
*THE CHRONICLES OF COLLEGE-GUY*
SEMESTER 2, EPISODE 1: "Die with Dignity? Who the Fuck Do You Think I Am?"
February 11, 2005
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But, with a tear running down her own face, she mustered a quiet and solemn, "I love you too."
Hearing these words of affection made Sam's smile widen even more. He sat up slightly.
"It was the twenty-seventh," he sputtered. "This is rapture."
Those would be his last. He died with a smile on his face. I think that's all he ever wanted.
...
BWAH-HA-HA-HA!!
"It's a bird!"
"No, it's a plane!"
"NO, IT'S SAM CUMMING ALL OVER YOUR FUCKIN' PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS!"
Yes, ladies and gentlemen of Uberland, lucky for you the past few posts were all just a gag (Some of you suckers actually fell for it). I just wanted to see what all the nerdlingers of Ubersite would do without me.
All of my truly loyal fans should have seen that I was pulling your legs. READ BETWEEN THE FUCKING LINES HERE PEOPLE: http://www.ubersite.com/m/57807 The moral of the story = I'm about to trick all of you again.
It should have been clear to all of you guys that I wasn't gonna die with any fuckin' shred of dignity. I'm Sam fuckin' Richardson, king of sociopaths.
Anyway, nerdlingers, life for me over the past few weeks has been okay. I went back to school and am still doing the same old shit as always.
I'd fill you guys in more, but I'm gonna go take a car ride, smoke some sheeb, and whack off about fuckin' my mom in the ass (the only thing that nigger music is good for).
More is still to cum, my friends.
You've still got 3 1/2 more years of The College-Guy.
User Reviews
Submitted by mybrainisawaffle (user info) at 2005-04-11 18:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You get a gold star.
...Bitch.
Submitted by dudaculb (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Im a little confused, but still glad yo didnt stop... for real
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So very, very sad.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-15 15:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You've still got 3 1/2 more years of The College-Guy.
And you've got 3 1/2 more years of -2s!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-15 06:23:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:40:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-12 02:57:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone needs to cancel this cunt-licking excuse for an Uber soap opera.
Submitted by Auron (user info) at 2005-02-15 06:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. I was actually thinking on giving up on life.
You have given me a reason to stay.
Submitted by Sanatarium (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank God. I was beginning to think you had gone fag on me.
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Fo'Sho'
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:40:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-12 02:57:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone needs to cancel this cunt-licking excuse for an Uber soap opera.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for not being dead
-1 for not sharing the sheeb
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nerdlingers? -2 just for that.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-14 08:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank God. I was beginning to think you had gone fag on me.
Submitted by Adona (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:40:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
More.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've heard about you. I wish I hadn't judging from this post.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:18:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i'm a bit disappointed actually..... i thought you wrote a good ending. we'll see though- i'm interested to know where you take this now.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dart wasurnt lame!
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2005-02-13 08:07:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gold
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-02-12 18:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans.......or however you spell it.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-12 17:41:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well I'll be damned, It came creeping back.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-12 05:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-02-12 03:04:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
"You've still got 3 1/2 more years of The College-Guy."
I'm leaving Ubersite forever.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-02-12 03:04:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"You've still got 3 1/2 more years of The College-Guy."
I'm leaving Ubersite forever.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-12 02:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone needs to cancel this cunt-licking excuse for an Uber soap opera.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-02-12 02:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell was this about?
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-11 22:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
k
Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-02-11 21:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If Your Are A Queer, Sports Will Help You Keep Your Hands Off Of Other Men And Will Also Give You Confidence In Yourself To Do Manley Things. See How Confident The Football Player Is On The Right. He Is Not Afraid Of Anyone! A Real Man!!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-02-11 21:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better
than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and
your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt!
You make me sick!
-- Homer Simpson
Dead Putting Society
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If you can't beat 'em...