UPI:Caul Gets Raped! (907 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.76 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Kazzerax (View user info) at 2005-02-11 23:44:39 EST
I walked up to the door and could hear the cursing
from three doors down. "Fat people are the worst EVAR!
They just sit around being fat and gross and blinding
my eyes!!!" he screamed in his thick and sexy french
accent. It got my juices brewing, if you get my
meaning. This frog was gonna get it good, and for the
first time I was glad that I wore my fat suit. I could
tell he was in JUST the right mood.
With mighty force, I kicked the door in. He stood
there, hot, sexy, french, and balding. "You're gonna
get it now, Froggie," I growled menacingly, giggling
wildly and adjusting the fit of my fat suit. "And from
what I hear, you're gonna LIKE it!"
"Don't 'urt me Chucky!" he shrieked, dodging me deftly
as I lunged at him. I hot the floor with a thud, but
thanks to my fat, I was adequately padded.
Caulaincourt ran out the front door and down the
street, and I huffed and puffed after him. FUCK! This
fatsuit wasn't as great of a plan as I thought it was!
He was way faster than I was! Stripping it off, I ran
down the street after him, buck-ass naked except for
my crown of pink dildos waving triumphantly in the
wind.
With a burts of speed that only the exceptionally
short can muster, I tackled him in the air and dragged
him to the concrete. With my spikes, I delivered a
crushing blow to his jaw, knocking him out and
enabling me to drag him into an alleyway. His sweet
Montreal ass was MINE!
Stuffing his head into the first trashcan I saw, I
yanked his pants off and had my way with his tight
sweet bum, inserting every dildo in my crown into him
repeatedly. I think he may have come to about halfway
through, because the moans coming from inside the
trashcans weren't those of an unconcious man. At one
point, I swear I heard him say, "Not so fast! I weel
cum too qweek!"
Smacking his ass, I giggled sadistically and left him
there, my precious dildo crown still protruding from
his ass.
He called me, asking for more last night.
User Reviews
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-13 18:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have been thinking the same thing. Caul is hot.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-02-13 18:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And I guess Cookielass.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-02-13 18:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hawt.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY AREN'T YOU BASTARDS VOTING ON WHO THE RAPIST IS?! Y'ALL SUCK!
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well well well....
cheers to Kaz.....
Just broke 10,000 hits!!
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-12 14:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear I heard him say, "Not so fast! I weel
cum too qweek!"
I thought it was dumb until the bad french accent was added in.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-12 14:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How come nobody's voting on this fine tale? If nobody guesses, do you still tell who the rapist was? I submit that Caul raped himself.
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-02-12 14:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hell, I have no clue what the real story is.
great tale thought....hope all goes well with you two...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-12 12:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-02-12 12:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do him.
Caul, I mean.
Yeah...
Lois: Together we can do anything: face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
Peter: Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones. Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!
Brian: What the hell are you talking about?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-12 12:30:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell, I would've raped him.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 03:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It brought me off
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-12 02:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-02-12 02:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-02-12 02:24:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmmm... It did make me smile. I shall grace it with a plus one. A crown of dildos is pretty fucking funny when you picture it.
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-02-12 01:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
uberbargled (1:12:38 AM): my name is bargled, and i approve this rating.
ZakTheFlame (1:13:06 AM): Yessir.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-12 00:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul is pretty hot
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-12 00:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59209
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-12 00:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul is pretty ghey.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-12 00:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm......
Canadian.....
Doesn't like fat people.....
I have NO FUCKING IDEA!
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-02-12 00:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AY! DOUCHES! VOTE ASSHATS! VOTE!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-11 23:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks I guess
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-11 23:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This was so randomly odd. Sweet.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-11 23:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
genius... absolute genius
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-11 23:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
but I can't 0 it.. so... 0.5
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-11 23:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Could this be a PWN?
It could be but..... I cannot totally give this a +2 because...
This ain't right.....