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What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar (1188 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 1.5 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2005-02-12 05:36:39 EST




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Submitted by MyFriendOfMisery (user info) at 2005-02-12 22:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for Keith Hernandez

Man did he suck ass

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was great

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

zoot, give me a link to that...i didn't know dahl wrote the story.

of course, i only read his mature stuff...like "danny, the champion of the world" and "BFG"

Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Quentin Tarantino ripped off Roald Dahl?! Damn. That's one of my favorite short stories, too.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-12 20:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

did i say 3 rooms...I'm such a bajiner face.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-12 20:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:43:02 (#)
Ranking: 1

that kid getting bitch slapped is a friend of mine. that was like 4 or 5 yrs ago.

.....................

and i'm sure he deserved it. Just kidding. tell him he is the coolest 11-year-old-kid i've ever seen. (except for how he tried to dodge the slap)




Hungover...the guy in 3 rooms did lose his finger....but they put it on ice, so it probably got reattached.




wizard...this is far from "eh" i've seen "eh" this isn't even "meh." perhaps it's not BWAHAHAHA, but at the least it's :) or "i liked it but i don't know why."

IT'S DEFINATELY, GOD DAMN POSITUTELY, NOT EH!



Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-12 17:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

...

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-12 15:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Pretty funny.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-12 15:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-12 14:27:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

ah, but What Would Jesus Do For a Klondike Bar?
-----------------------------------

http://davekaufman.net/node/24
http://www.arouse.net/jesus/
http://www.cafepress.com/LinkinMall.9318306

AAAAAAAAAAAAAND I'm spent!

Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-12 14:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i can't remember, did the finger actually end up getting cut off in four rooms?

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-12 14:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ah, but What Would Jesus Do For a Klondike Bar?

Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-02-12 14:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

not bad...
klondikes are yummy- especailly the heath ones...
i'll sleep with a girl for one.
hell, I'd even sleep with two at a time,
just so that they can split the cost.
I'm that kinda guy..

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-02-12 13:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked it.

Peter: There's gotta be an explanation for all this.
Brian: You want an explanation? God is pissed!


Submitted by The_Wizard (user info) at 2005-02-12 12:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

eh.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

that kid getting bitch slapped is a friend of mine. that was like 4 or 5 yrs ago.

Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-02-12 09:33:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-12 08:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

assume everyone knows and you make an ass out of me and me.

http://www.icecreamusa.com/klondike/default.asp?brand=klondike

it's basically, chocolate covered vanila ice cream. like an eskimo pie...

Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-02-12 07:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Umm... call me Australian, but what the fuck is a Klondike bar? Good post and all... I just have no idea what the subject of the post is.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-02-12 06:56:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I've been stuck at work on a double-shift and this really cheered me up!

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-12 06:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Worth my +2 anyday.

Submitted by chain (user info) at 2005-02-12 06:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-1 for casablanca
-1 for the maltese falcon

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-12 05:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it blasphemous to say I think Casablanca is extremely overrated?

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-12 05:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i know, i know...chain can give me the -2 back if he wants. I just didn't want to insult the memory of Guillermo Ugarte

http://imdb.com/title/tt0034583/

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-12 05:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha..come on man, was that any reason to re-post? You're lucky this is so good.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-12 05:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

by the way...chain knows who Peter Lorre is.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-12 05:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Version 2.0 with Peter Lorre Super correction power!


Bart: So, like sometimes you can do stuff that you think is pretty bad
so other kids will like you better?

Homer: You're not talking about killing anyone, are you?

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