Fuck Dominos, the rabid dribbling cunts. (2371 hits)
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Submitted by Paul Hibbert (View user info) at 2005-02-12 08:21:46 EST
My trip to Domino's pizza last night must be the worst customer service experience I have had in my entire life, and I am a frequent visitor of McDonalds.
Now for a little background... this particular franchise is in a rough part of town and seems incapable of employing human beings. My girlfriend Jenny ordered a 'full house' minus pepperoni on one half (this is important), and it is my duty to collect it.
"It'll be ready for collection in 15 minutes, thank you for your call"
Well I drive down for collection and I arrive at 'Fullocunts street' and am greeting with the traditional little fucker asking for money and cigarettes. I kick him traditionally in the face and proceed to Domino's.
As is the tradition for Domino's arriving at the counter is greeted with ignorance, leaning over the counter- further ignorance, waving money around shouting "I'm here to collect my fucking pizza" is greeted with ignorance only describable as paramount stupidity.
Well the ignorance continues for a good ten minutes, at which point I manage to make eye contact with what I will refer to as 'stupid girl with phone' and lunge at her with an attempt at communication "Pizza for Jenny?!?" a little spittle landing on her already repulsive face. She says she'll check, wanders over to the boxes stacked at the side of the counter looks them up and down and continues with her business. I take her furthered ignorance to mean my pizza is not yet ready and continue to wait; I think this was the point I lost the ability to communicate without cursing.
I have also since lost the ability to describe my current dissatisfaction with the establishment in words, the staff at Domino's pizza can now only be described with retching sounds.
After a further 10 minutes, some kid waiting behind me told me he used to be the manager for this store, he must've been about 17 years old and been ugly for at least 16 of them. He spoke of the old days when he was in charge and how they wouldn't have been so behind with their orders had he still been there. I was impressed with his knowledge but slightly less impressed by the fact that store management tends to fall to people With more spots than a dot to dot.
A further ten minutes pass, and the kid behind me who clearly knows his stuff says, "that pizza is yours" and gestures to a box that has been sat there since the cretaceous period.
How does he know this? Because there are no labels on the box, which means they are not for delivery, he can also assimilate that the box is a large and he has ordered a medium, there are only 2 of us waiting, so he deduces the pizza is mine. Good for him, bad for 'stupid girl with phone'.
She is still stood about a foot away and has blatantly heard this conversation but somehow seems to still be trying to communicate telepathically with the wall.
"Could you check the name on that box please?" I demand rather than question.
"Huh?" she retorts.
"The box... Pizza?... Hello?" I wave in front of her face.
"Pizza for Jenny?" she asks, reading from the label on the box.
It was about this point that I started to get angry. My pizza had been sat there for 10 minutes getting cold, whilst I had been repeatedly ignored. I lifted the box, raised my left eyebrow and peered inside, pepperoni on both halves. Now call me pedantic but I chewed her head off and spat it back onto her shoulders.
"What in the fucking hell is this?"
The response I got was unexpected to say the least; She answered the phone. I gently helped her replace the handset.
"That's not what you do, is it? That's not how you deal with irate customers" I yelled. At this point her friend, we'll refer to her as 'interrupting bitch' jumped in, "but the phone..." she said with a scowl like I'd just draped my testicles across the pizza.
"Fuck the phone, who are you? Either you deal with me and she answers the phone, or she deals with me and you answer the phone, one of you is gonna deal with me...who's it gonna be bitch?" I was starting to frighten myself in a Ben Stiller kind of a way, but not quite as much as I was starting to frighten the prepubescent workforce laid out before me.
At was at this point that 'bumbling fat guy' joined the conversation with this gem: "It says on the box you ordered with all pepperoni"... Well that clears that up then, clearly its my fault. "Who did you speak to?" he asks.
"Do I look like a Jenny? Does anything about this haircut scream "Jenny" at you??? I didn't order the fucking pizza; I'm just here to collect it you imbecile"
'Bumbling fat guy' is perplexed; he contemplates the box in his hand and asks me to "wait a minute". He doesn't go anywhere I might point out; he just stands there with his finger on his lip. "I'll make another one!" he says striking his finger in the air like he's just been hit with an apple and discovered gravity.
"I know you'll make another one dip-shit, what are you going to do about the fact I've stood here for 40 minutes for nothing?" ... "Nothing!!!" I scream with all the primal fury I can muster, realising that he hasn't yet registered my dissatisfaction... "May I suggest the pizza be half price?" I ask slightly more calmly.
"Yes"
"And half price would be?"
He looks at the price on the box, which is £6.33; 'bumbling fat guy' does some mathematical equation obviously too complex for me to understand and comes up with a final figure...
"£4"
Incredible. I reluctantly agree to wait a further 10 minutes whilst bumbling fat guy remakes my pizza, 'stupid girl with phone' continues to communicate telepathically with inanimate objects, and 'interrupting bitch' tries to convince 'bumbling fat guy' to not discount my pizza.
Fuck Dominos, the rabid dribbling cunts.
User Reviews
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:24:50 EDT (#)
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I'm just reading through your stuff since the Iphone thing made me LOL.
You're becoming one of my favourites on this shit heap.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-24 10:08:45 EDT (#)
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Dominos do the best junk food.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:54:16 EDT (#)
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Well told.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:23:55 EDT (#)
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Nice story, though you might want to look up the definitions of 'assimilate' and 'ignorance'. Unless you were just being ironic or something.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-12 08:33:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-19 04:52:00 (#)
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Rabid, driblling, cunt. Rather erotic really.
I am suspicious. Your bird is called Jenny, Nath's bird is called Jenny, my housemates' bird is called Jenny, my bestest mate is lusting after a bird called Jenny...
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Creepy!
More importantly, get back to the MRR completely unecessarily ye scurvy post!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-19 04:52:00 EDT (#)
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Rabid, driblling, cunt. Rather erotic really.
I am suspicious. Your bird is called Jenny, Nath's bird is called Jenny, my housemates' bird is called Jenny, my bestest mate is lusting after a bird called Jenny...
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-19 04:38:54 EDT (#)
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While I work at a Domino's Pizza, this was a good post and I believe that everyone has had one of these experiences.
Honestly, I give away enough free food to compensate for the mistakes of the dolts with whom I work that my boss has started chewing my ass about it.
"Stop giving away so much food"
"Stop hiring people whose sole trait is incompetence."
"What?"
"Every time one of your retarded employees with no sense of customer appreciation fucks up, ignores a customer, or otherwise creates an unhealthy consumer-producer environment, I have to do something to keep these people coming back, and free food is the only way to make up the transgressions of these idiots."
"Cut it out, or it's coming out of your check."
I hate having to put up with all of this bullshit, but I get away with so much shit at work (smoking, drinking, snorting, etc...) that I can live with it.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-19 04:28:12 EDT (#)
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This is for the title, I expect to be putting another one here after I read it.
...but wait a minute, I work at Domino's. Am I one of those dribbling cunts? I hate Domino's as much as anyone, I can't... nevermind.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-08 10:28:54 EDT (#)
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We've "retired" from both Domino's Pizzas and from Papa John's Pizzas.
A) They are too inconsistent - sometimes, tasty, sometimes, horseshitty
2) Customer "service" blows
3) Half the time, they don't put the correct toppings on them
We now either buy frozen Tombstone Pizzas at the market and add our own toppings to them, or occassionally, when we're feeling really ambitious, we make our own pizzas with a Little Caesar's pizza making kit.
It comes with three hunks of dough, a bunch of cheese and a bag of sauce.
It's kind of fun...if your pizza is gonna suck ass, you may as well blame yourself.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-05-08 10:11:19 EDT (#)
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Good to see that Dominos' incompetence is international. Fucking globalization.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-08 09:57:11 EDT (#)
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Misuse of the word ignorance... but the rest was well written.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-05-08 09:39:16 EDT (#)
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Have a grudging one.
-Dave
(Just ordered a Pizza)
Submitted by Parkinsuns (user info) at 2005-03-17 06:04:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-17 06:03:37 EST (#)
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I thought it was the "Hokey Pokey"?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-17 06:00:18 EST (#)
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Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Whoa-o the Hokey Cokey
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-14 17:57:44 EST (#)
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OI! Americans, read this!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-15 05:39:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-02-15 04:28:01 (#)
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Hilarious.
However, I don't believe you can afford pizza"""
That just made me snort tea out of my nose!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-15 05:20:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-02-15 04:28:01 (#)
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Hilarious.
However, I don't believe you can afford pizza.
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I literally lolled. And my how upsetting that is. You wait till March man I'm gonna have Pizza coming out of the walls to prove you wrong.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-02-15 04:28:01 EST (#)
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Hilarious.
However, I don't believe you can afford pizza.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:12:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:36:08 (#)
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If you order from Dominos, I would have to say you brought it upon yourself.
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Yes... err... yes, but... on the other hand... shut up tinactin I was hungry!
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:36:08 EST (#)
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If you order from Dominos, I would have to say you brought it upon yourself.
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-02-12 14:24:52 EST (#)
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ha ha ha.
dominos: helping you get ready for a trip to hell
one shitty pizza at a time.
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-12 14:22:17 EST (#)
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holy shit.
Submitted by The_Wizard (user info) at 2005-02-12 12:34:06 EST (#)
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Thats what british people get for trying to do what americans stole and perfected.
Go with Papa Johns. It is several shades of awesome.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-12 12:32:40 EST (#)
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You are coming to my house and having Joe's Pizza. You will then give up your life for Joe's Pizza and me and you will live there eating pizza all day. What is Joe's Pizza? 10 minute delivery,cups of pepperoni filled with grease, and the best godamn marinara sauce this side of Italy.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-12 12:26:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-12 09:28:26 (#)
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i like how english people say "cunt" a lot.
i also like how you definately ate pizza with a ton of spit on it. at best.
yeah golden rule of complaining in restaurants- don't do it till you have all your food. i worked in loads of food places when i was a student, and everybody dicks about with peoples order when they complain.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:56:51 EST (#)
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This bit of advise is not in the video, but here is one way to get free pizza. It's a crap shoot and only works about 50% of the time and only with delivery:
order your pizza on what you know will be a very busy night. The counter persons generally will tell you a set time when your pizza will be delivered, i.e. about 45 minutes... As SOON as the 45 minute marker arrives, call the establishment and ask for the manager, who will undoubtedly be too busy to deal with you for very long. Then calmly explain that you were wondering if they had aready been there and left of something, or if they had the wrong address, because it's been about an hour since you'd called and it's still not there. Then enquire as to the current location of the driver, etc. If they could contact them and find out where they are and how long it will be till they arrive.
Generally, if you nag enough, they will conclude that it's more worth it for them to just get you off their phone and get back to work, so they'll usually say, "tell you what, sir, I am sorry about the mix up, when the pizza arrives, there'll be no charge."
Not that I do this shit, cause I don't. Just thought it might be some good revenge for you to exact on that Dominos.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:44:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:43:44 (#)
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I wouldn't even mind paying for it right now.
Pizza, you dirty-minded fuck.
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Thought you were talking about circes 'user info' again... oh sweet sweet 'user info'.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:43:44 EST (#)
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I wouldn't even mind paying for it right now.
Pizza, you dirty-minded fuck.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:39:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:37:32 (#)
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It's an avi movie file (opens with winamp or media player or divx) that shows you how to get free pizza using the art of deception.
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Damn it I need to know how to get free pizza aswell... paying for it sucks!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:37:32 EST (#)
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It's an avi movie file (opens with winamp or media player or divx) that shows you how to get free pizza using the art of deception.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:32:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:24:18 (#)
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ahhhh fuck! sorry
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No worries. It won't download. Works PC's piss me off... what was it?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:30:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:25:03 (#)
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I work at Corporate Office Headquarters for Dominos pizza, in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
I assure you, sir, that we're all equally stupid here as well. In fact, it is our goal to piss people off by taking as long as possible to create the wrong pizza for them. I hope Jenny didn't put out that night, seeing how you took so long to get home with her pizza. You heartless bastard.
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She didn't man, don't worry...
Fucking Domino's, I will blow you all up, or off...I can never remember which.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:25:03 EST (#)
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I work at Corporate Office Headquarters for Dominos pizza, in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
I assure you, sir, that we're all equally stupid here as well. In fact, it is our goal to piss people off by taking as long as possible to create the wrong pizza for them. I hope Jenny didn't put out that night, seeing how you took so long to get home with her pizza. You heartless bastard.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:24:18 EST (#)
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ahhhh fuck! sorry
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:24:01 EST (#)
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Yes, the video link is safe for work. It's about social engineering and hacking.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:19:14 EST (#)
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You know you've been on Uber too long when you find that arousing..
"Oh yeah, lick my user info..."
"Throatfuck my average rating..."
"Mmmm yeah, get on your knees and suck my user ID"
"Fuck me in my hitcount..."
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Beautiful.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:18:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:16:27 (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:10:44 (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:02:10 (#)
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While you're down there....
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You want me to lick you in your user info?
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You know you've been on Uber too long when you find that arousing..
"Oh yeah, lick my user info..."
"Throatfuck my average rating..."
"Mmmm yeah, get on your knees and suck my user ID"
"Fuck me in my hitcount..."
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Christ stop it! I just pushed my monitor off my desk with my raging cock
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:16:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:10:44 (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:02:10 (#)
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While you're down there....
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You want me to lick you in your user info?
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You know you've been on Uber too long when you find that arousing..
"Oh yeah, lick my user info..."
"Throatfuck my average rating..."
"Mmmm yeah, get on your knees and suck my user ID"
"Fuck me in my hitcount..."
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:13:32 EST (#)
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Fuck Dominos, Pizza Hut gets what they want because they earned it.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:10:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:02:10 (#)
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While you're down there....
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You want me to lick you in your user info?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:10:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:09:20 (#)
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You wanna know how to get all your pizzas for free for life?
Download this: http://www.thebroken.org/thebroken1.avi (82mb)
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I'm at work is it safe?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:09:20 EST (#)
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You wanna know how to get all your pizzas for free for life?
Download this: http://www.thebroken.org/thebroken1.avi (82mb)
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:02:10 EST (#)
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While you're down there....
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 11:00:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-12 10:57:00 (#)
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You know what makes me happy? When people tell me to post more often and I do and then they don't go and read it...
Also, when you touch me right there... no.. up a little.... right... ohhhhh yeah right there.
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ooh kinky-la kinky-la... oops I've cum. Sorry.
Right time to visit that little area, no not that little area we just tried that and I failed remember? I mean the area where all your posts are.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-12 10:57:00 EST (#)
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You know what makes me happy? When people tell me to post more often and I do and then they don't go and read it...
Also, when you touch me right there... no.. up a little.... right... ohhhhh yeah right there.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 10:50:29 EST (#)
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Ah Circe, you're so wonderful and offensive all at the same time. That makes me happy.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-12 10:47:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 09:57:45 (#)
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You have to say it in the true English voice though... you have to really drawl the 'u'.
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No, it works fantastically well with an Aussie accent too. It comes out as two syllables and the first is drawled and the second is snapped and it SOUNDS like "you pathetic fucking piece of twat snot. Let me stick my fist up your ass and roast you over an open fire like the pig you are."
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 09:57:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-12 09:28:26 (#)
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i like how english people say "cunt" a lot.
i also like how you definately ate pizza with a ton of spit on it. at best.
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You have to say it in the true English voice though... you have to really drawl the 'u'.
And I checked for spit. She was very sorry when she gave me the pizza. I'm still tempted to write to head office and have them all bitch slapped.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-12 09:35:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-12 09:28:26 (#)
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i like how english people say "cunt" a lot.
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I always thought that was one of their more endearing qualities.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-02-12 09:32:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-12 09:28:26 (#)
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i like how english people say "cunt" a lot.
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Heheheh. I like the internationalist perspective.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-12 09:28:26 EST (#)
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i like how english people say "cunt" a lot.
i also like how you definately ate pizza with a ton of spit on it. at best.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 09:21:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-12 09:19:41 (#)
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Those places are weird as one can kick ass in one place and in another it is complete garbage.
I worked at a Dominos that made good Pizza, but maybe that was because the OWNER worked as manager in the store making sure shit was done right. I'd say the majority of the stores do not have the manager working in it. (Years later, he left the job up to a manager and then it turned to shit... He had to come back it was so bad.)
But this post reminds me of the Simpsons where they disguise their car as a pizza delivery vehicle and then someone said "But what if people really want a pizza?" And then they put a Dominos sticker on the side (to avoid that problem). Hilarious.
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No way! Seriously? That's fucking hilarious cause sky one in the UK air the simpsons sponsored by Domino's! Ha!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-12 09:19:41 EST (#)
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Those places are weird as one can kick ass in one place and in another it is complete garbage.
I worked at a Dominos that made good Pizza, but maybe that was because the OWNER worked as manager in the store making sure shit was done right. I'd say the majority of the stores do not have the manager working in it. (Years later, he left the job up to a manager and then it turned to shit... He had to come back it was so bad.)
But this post reminds me of the Simpsons where they disguise their car as a pizza delivery vehicle and then someone said "But what if people really want a pizza?" And then they put a Dominos sticker on the side (to avoid that problem). Hilarious.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 09:17:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-02-12 09:14:52 (#)
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I loved the post, but it was weird to read it... the Dominos near here is awesome. In fact, i'm eating the last piece of the "Godfather" pizza now.
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-12 09:04:48 (#)
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I want pizza now, you bastard.
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Like I say the pizza is the best there is.
It's just such a shame the staff are so ignorant, I know the wage can't be that good but surely there is someone with a hint of customer service training amongst them for when someone complains???
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-02-12 09:14:52 EST (#)
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I loved the post, but it was weird to read it... the Dominos near here is awesome. In fact, i'm eating the last piece of the "Godfather" pizza now.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-12 09:04:48 EST (#)
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I want pizza now, you bastard.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 08:56:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-02-12 08:52:32 (#)
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I can empathise, though I have recently discovered that kebab shops can make suprisingly good pizzas.
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I always find them a little spicy, I think its the sauce they use. or maybe it just the peperroni, but I just love Dominos despite there useless staff.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-02-12 08:52:32 EST (#)
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I can empathise, though I have recently discovered that kebab shops can make suprisingly good pizzas.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 08:49:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-12 08:46:09 (#)
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God, I'm glad I never delivered your pizza.
But then I'd be concerned if you were ordering pizza from Nottingham.
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I'mnot even exaggerating either. I gave them all hell, Don't think I've ever been so mad. nearly an hours wait in the skankiest part of town for the wrong frigging pizza. Cunts.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-12 08:46:09 EST (#)
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God, I'm glad I never delivered your pizza.
But then I'd be concerned if you were ordering pizza from Nottingham.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 08:44:44 EST (#)
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Well Stin and Soley are here... only missing Dervel and it could be a week day. As it stands it the shitty bastarding weekend and our service is down so I'm swamped this shitty cunt customers.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-12 08:37:01 EST (#)
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McDonald's... Domino's. Young man, you ought to be hung, drawn and quatered!
And In future try to remember that the first stage of communication with a Domino's employee is to stone them, after that you'll have their undivided attention, or maybe a court case on your hands.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-12 08:22:20 EST (#)
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Though I must admit the slice I just re-heated and ate for lunch was delicious.