I'm a Geek (685 hits)
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Submitted by Fleury (View user info) at 2005-02-12 13:49:38 EST
This is such a stupid post. It's been done 100 times and it doesnt get any funnier. Without further ado, here you go:
I know I'm a geek, and I'm ok with that. But for those of you curious how i came to this conclusion read below.
I know I'm a geek because:
-I leave my computer on while I'm at work
-When i get to work, i turn on messenger before i even get a cup of coffee
-The highlight of my year will be the opening of 'A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" movie
-In order not to make a mess at work, i play 'video game' paper shoot instead of crumpling paper and doing it manually http://www.ebaumsworld.com/papertoss.html
-I'm in a band, but i play bass.
-Girls hate me.
-Breaking out a conversation about astrophysics sounds like a good time to me.
-I don't know how to order anything but regular coffee at Starbucks
-I wear the same clothes to work that I do for shows.
-I browse internet dating sites.
-I instant message my coworker even though he sits in the next cubicle.
-I belong to Mensa and think that's pretty cool.
-I have to beg girls to wear boots and short skirts for my own primordial satisfaction.
-I create posts about myself.
There you have it. If any of these apply to you, you may be a geek as well.
User Reviews
Submitted by DaRkAnGeL7576 (user info) at 2006-07-06 20:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ummm, actually i am a geek too. I take classes on the internet from FMU in Pompano. I always leave my computer on just In Case the occasional Im comes up from certain people i went to school with. And When i am at work, i look at my cell phone 25 or more times just to see if i have text messages. Maybe i just don't get out much. But some day i hope to create my own business. -->for the health nuts and vegans, my son inspired me on that one. But of course there will be computers.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-21 09:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-13 11:34:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
If nothing can go faster than the speed of light,how did the big bang create the imense universe in less than .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a second."""
Because light was created by the big bang.
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had to rate this after reading this review. The post was okay, but this is funny shit. And, true in my experience as well.
Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-12 15:22:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
I am totally looking forward to Hitchhikers' too. Some girls like geeks. I do, because the one time I took a chance on a really nerdy guy. He liked bird watching. He was really smart and studied all the time. He never understood any of my jokes. Turns out he had a dick the size of a can of PAM. That's why you guys dress like dorks and make unfunny jokes about Star Trek, isn't it? You're protecting your giant penises against getting chafed from too much sex.
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-13 11:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If nothing can go faster than the speed of light,how did the big bang create the imense universe in less than .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a second.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-13 11:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm also a geek, learn to love it.
Someone sent me an email of a quiz recently and I came out 88% geek. Similar points to yours including the Mensa thing (me too) - also mentined would you miss a party to finish a really good book. Er.... yes.
Geeks are cool.
And clever.
I don't check out internet dating though - not even when I was single
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-02-12 17:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm going down tooo
LA LA LAND
i hope to see you soooon in
LA LA LAND
oooh what have i done?
what happened to the mornun?
i passed the time away
high today
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2005-02-12 16:14:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i like geeky girls too.
if they wear boots and short skirts.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-02-12 15:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I absolutely love dorky, geeky girls. Super smart, clumsy, glasses - the whole bit. Fuck those plastic barbie bitches. A geek girl will adore you. And try anything in the sack.
Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-12 15:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am totally looking forward to Hitchhikers' too. Some girls like geeks. I do, because the one time I took a chance on a really nerdy guy. He liked bird watching. He was really smart and studied all the time. He never understood any of my jokes. Turns out he had a dick the size of a can of PAM. That's why you guys dress like dorks and make unfunny jokes about Star Trek, isn't it? You're protecting your giant penises against getting chafed from too much sex.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-02-12 14:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know you're REALLY a geek when you can't beg girls to wear revealing clothing, so you put miniscule cameras in their bathroom stalls to relieve your tension.
Uh...but...uh...I never did that! Why do you think I did that?!
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-12 14:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
don't kid yourself sharps, you are the biggest geek of us all.
oh yea, zebra girl called.
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-02-12 14:11:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
short skirts and boots...
I like the girls with glasses, too.
I'm not a geek because i think rebooting a computer
involves kicking it...but thats about it...
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-12 14:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
begging girls to wear boots and short skirts. Oh yea, I know that story +2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-12 14:05:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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