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Photoshop Competition #5 (3266 hits)

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Rating: 1.45 on 51 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Herpes (View user info) at 2005-02-12 14:33:36 EST


Analysis for Competition #4
---------------------------

The people have spoken, the votes have been tallied, and we have a winner. "Driving while Black"

ALTUS, a user I had never heard of before this week, managed to collect 19 votes, and captures this week's title of "Bestusist Photoshopperist". Congratulations on your victory. Coincidentally, his entry is the only post of his that's in the positives. His 5 Uberboard messages should be interesting to say the least.

RawrG's "Kingpin's health club" and Glam's "still life with a dildo" take the tie for 2nd place, with 16 votes a piece.

Rad and his orange goatse picture wins the "I am teh suXXXerzzz!" title, barely edging out Littlemiss and her black whole jumping. I'm going to go -2 his ass pronto Tonto.


The Votes

Best:

Altus - 19
RawrG/Glam - 16
Lucid - 15
Adam/MrE - 11
DMD - 10
Pen_name - 9
FAC - 8
sebcharrot - 7
Precision/galt - 6
P.F.F./rope - 4
JMG - 3
Littlemiss69/Degreeless/bob/Sacketsharbor - 2
Natsukau/Thorpe/RandomJose/Electrictoothsyndrome/MrRottenTreats - 1

Worst:

Rad - 15
Littlemiss69 - 12
Wallstreet - 9
Jarvis - 7
Degreeless - 5
Thorpe - 4
Williamson/bart/PMJ/JohnGalt - 3
Robert_of_duluth/Electrictoothsyndrome/Kracka/ALTUS/Sebcharrot - 1


If you didn't win, or even get any votes, don't let that stop you. Keep trying, and maybe one week, you'll end up at the top. I personally enjoyed every entry. Now, onward to Week 5.


Photoshop Competition #5
------------------------
The First rule of Photoshop Competition #5 is you don't talk about Photoshop Competition #5.
The Second rule is THE FIRST RULE DOES NOT APPLY.
Third rule no shirts, no pants, and no link to this post: no moving to the voting round.
One entry total for the voting round.
If this is your first time entering the competition...



...Good Luck!


Next weekend, I have pressing issues out of state, and will not be able to tally the votes or post the next picture. So, unless I can find someone to tally up the votes from Wednesday's voting round, and post the results along with the new picture, you may all have to wait for Monday to see who wins. Interested in taking it over for a week? Let me know.

And without further boring commentary by yours truly, I bring you the next picture, which puts this week's Photoshop Competition underway.

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User Reviews


Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-23 00:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59795

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-16 11:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59689

We have a new blank for the next photoshop contest!!!

Seriously!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59657 "Rommel makes America his Bitch" (BONUS: Actual Story)

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It took me four trys but I finally got it...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59620

Submitted by Robert_of_Duluth (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:16:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59617

Here's my next attempt.

Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OK here is my entry.

Yes it is made from the submitted image.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59594

Glam_Daddy

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe ps #6 could be based on the entry that "wins" ps #5?

It would be interesting to see how the picture evolves.

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My humble entry :

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1108415850735316305

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:47:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

You need to get more creative with the photos you choose. this is basicaly a repeat. I will work with it but please give us something besides a man standing in grass throwing somthing. heck it doesnt even have to have a person in it... all the picutres you have used have a person standing jumping or throwing... open it up a bit more and you will see better submissions.

my 2 cents

=======================

I agree

Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Here goes literally nothing:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59548



Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You need to get more creative with the photos you choose. this is basicaly a repeat. I will work with it but please give us something besides a man standing in grass throwing somthing. heck it doesnt even have to have a person in it... all the picutres you have used have a person standing jumping or throwing... open it up a bit more and you will see better submissions.

my 2 cents

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:05:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I did a little better this time.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59563

Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:13:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59551

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I should win cause mine is exactly 100 posts after this.


Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59522

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:22:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59516

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-13 20:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59496

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-13 20:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

These photoshop contests are the worst

Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-02-13 20:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59444

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-13 16:31:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

By the way, I can tally up stuff if you want; I don't wanna wait an extra week for the results. Email me if you want me to: sebcharrot.at.gmail.com

Submitted by ALTUS (user info) at 2005-02-13 15:29:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For every one that voted for me, thank you, I hope this contest will just as fun as the last

Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-13 15:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59486

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2005-02-13 14:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59485

Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59472

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I actually wanted to try this but everytime I open the picture my photoshop has an error and shuts down.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-13 07:18:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Mighty, rather...

whatever

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-13 07:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59467

Might Joe Liberty

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-13 05:12:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59466

Submitted by ALTUS (user info) at 2005-02-13 04:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59464

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-13 02:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

He's a Serial Killer if I ever saw one... Why else is he playing with his dog all alone like that?

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59459

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-02-13 00:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59457

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-13 00:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm waiting for someone to photoshopographically point out the resemblance between that guy and Bart.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF I voted Rad for the best

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Haha I got 2 votes for the Best.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Rad's post was inspired by mine, which accumulated 5 worst votes. Doesn't that mean anything?

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-12 20:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59442

Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-12 19:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

what the crap, i didn't vote for those winners. (this is bringing me back to november)

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-12 17:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

More like bored...

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-02-12 16:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're all so fucking talented and cool.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-12 16:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-12 16:37:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, I just finished stamping everything out and cutting out the main characters... now if only I knew what the hell I can do with this...








same

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-12 16:37:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, I just finished stamping everything out and cutting out the main characters... now if only I knew what the hell I can do with this...

Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-12 16:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm completely stumped on this one. I have no ideas what so ever that I could do. Oh well, I guess I'll have a go.

Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-02-12 15:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait those comments look like I'm going to be sucking some dick.



Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-02-12 15:45:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Herpes said I was getting a blowjob if someone pics their nose in high resolution.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-12 15:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I meant BillsSBChamps, not Buckeyesthegame... that's that other Tom guy. Unless they both want to show up and give you oral, I don't care either way.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-12 15:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If anyone stumbles across a picture they think would be perfect (must be high resolution), feel free to email me a link to the image. Or the image itself.

If I use your idea, Brendan A.K.A. Buckeyesthegame will come to your house and either suck your cock, or eat your pussy. He's not too picky either way.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-12 15:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I have an idea for this one.

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-12 15:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Woohoo! Yay, another one!

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-12 15:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, I love these. I think maybe we have too many outdoors-in-the-grass-ones. Or maybe this is just the second. I am not sure...

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-12 14:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

stop with the frisbees.
oh yea, i need photoshop again, my harddrive went bad.


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