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Category: Romance

Rating: -0.14 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Zombie Reagan (View user info) at 2005-02-12 15:26:43 EST


Because I tapped the finest ass.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-02-12 17:07:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

I want Ann Coulters body. Hard.

Submitted by gob_bluth (user info) at 2005-02-12 20:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This post incorperates both zombies and regean, I give it a fucking ten!

Return of the Living REgean, Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-02-12 20:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

? Huh?

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-12 20:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you stole this http://www.bush-zombiereagan.com/

and you're not even funny with it

Submitted by Zombie_Reagan (user info) at 2005-02-12 20:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What's wrong with yours?

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-02-12 17:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want Ann Coulters body. Hard.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-12 16:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

my favorite episode. i just watched it again a few minutes before posting that.

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-02-12 16:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Meg: Yes
Class: Ooohhhhh

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-12 16:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"class, we have a new student today.... from the north!"

"wow, you're from the north? you got them talkin' pictures up there in the north?"

"and flyin' machines?"

"and armpit perfume?"

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-12 16:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-02-12 15:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Ok, the ending made me laugh exceptionally hard.

Chris: When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah ... ow. Oh, now I don't know math.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-02-12 15:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Reagan as a zombie is a terrifing concept.

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-02-12 15:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

omg this is TEH COOLEST EVAR!!!2

Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2005-02-12 15:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hi-fucking-larious

Submitted by Zombie_Reagan (user info) at 2005-02-12 15:29:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Again, fuck you. I knew there was a reason I hated gays.

Faggot.

Submitted by Zombie_Reagan (user info) at 2005-02-12 15:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I rule.

Or at least, I used to.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-12 15:27:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

again, not your bit


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