Photoshop Competition 5: Quality Time (2195 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.74 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude <fuck.that> (View user info) at 2005-02-12 20:24:32 EST
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Submitted by FiveStarGeneral (user info) at 2007-05-17 02:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1.74 rating? Do you have to suck off other ubersite members to get this kind of love?
Goodbye, man. You are a pathetic soul.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-07-23 18:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aesop Rock
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-06-21 01:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just reading an old post of A-Daamage's in which you and others were discussing metal musicians; I realized what a complete pompused dickhead I was being. For that I apologise. I drink entirely too much and say stupid shit.
I just wanted to try to make amends, if you cared or give a shit.
Good day sir,
Banga
Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-14 00:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68315
WINNER!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 16:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-05-14 05:19:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
I disagree, rad, and to explain why we need an overview of the fundamentals of muscle tissue. The basic contractile unit of muscle is called the sarcomere. It contains a thick filament and two thin filaments; 1 myosin and 2 actins. The actins are shaped like tuning forks with the tynes surrounding the myosin, which is straight.
Crude diagram:
|---- ----|
| ===== |
|---- ----|
The equal signs are the myosin and the rest are the two actins. The actins slide towards each other over the myosin for contraction, and slide away from each other for relaxation. The myosin is chemically bonded to the actins in a ratchet configuration, so that it takes energy to break the bonds and contract the muscle, but takes no energy to relax it.
The next piece of the puzzle is the indisputable fact that mystia masturbates using tears of sexual frustration as lubricant.
The thing that connects this all together? Myosin is soluble in high salt concentrations. Since she mashes so much tear-salt into her cooz, the myosins in her labia muscles are demolished. This means there's nothing to hold the actins in place when mystia's ham hands ravage her neglected crotch. The end result is a droopy, stretched cunt that much resembles what I imagine Richard Nixon's jowls would look like if he lived to be 300 years old.
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This is among my favorite replies by the way.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-06-06 04:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks doll
HOLY SHIT I'M IN 1953
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-04 13:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was reading through my old posts becasue I am bored as fuck and I
saw this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66233#1324012
and I laughed... again.
you're too funny.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-16 01:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For "that'll show you fucktards to play grabass on the internet "
Havent laughed quite so hard at Uber n a while.....
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-14 15:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, het thar smart gy,
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66204#1325061
eat me.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-14 14:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/66204#1325051
I laughed until I was in tears.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66233#1324012
you rule.
You should post more often. You are one of the more intelligent people
on this site.
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Retaliation in ratings is gay.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still like how the helmet is going through the body, but the body is not moving.
Oh, what? A nerd fight? Oh, I see, you got n00b3d.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you really should have centered on this by now, especially because you have described internet interactions as between "invisible people," that I am randomly slinging the easiest insults for no reason other than to entertain myself
notice I haven't debated anything, much less your intelligence, only arbitrarily insulted
it just isn't worth having a serious and drawn-out discussion on the internet when an easier and MUCH more fun alternative exists, i.e. making fun of someone
see, this post is awkward and boring
and now, while you may cry idiot/dipshit/nuisance, you'll find that you fell prey (for lack of a less cheesy phrase) to my game
Submitted by DerivableZero (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't have to take the SAT. In my state, the ACT is required. I won't tell you my score because you won't believe me. I can, however, say that it's getting to be a nuisance to argue with you about whether or not I am intelligent. I won't dispute my weight, because the picture was not even OF me.
So, I'm going to drop it. Hit me with whatever you like, sir. Good day.
I still liked your walmart message.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I use 'sardonic' all the time, slag
I think that was on the SAT; have you taken that yet, or do you have any ambition that doesn't center around buffets
Submitted by DerivableZero (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and while I'm at it: I'm not defending myself. I'm proving that you're an idiot.
Submitted by DerivableZero (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm assuming that's the word you had to find a definition for. Or else you wouldn't have brought it up.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well let's help fix that fatties pent up fat aggression
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-04-14 03:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ooh sardonicism eh? is that on your word-a-day 'calendar for sophomoric fatasses'?
listen tubby, I don't care what you were born to do, although it's becoming increasingly apparent that it involves long-winded, superfluous, and defensive internet replies and a diet of foods with glycemic indices of 130 and up, so really, just save your effort for digestion; you're gonna need it there
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the retalitory neg two has been initiated.
people learn quick
Submitted by DerivableZero (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Try some real photoshop work, sometime.
Why don't you put down the thesaurus and get real for just a few seconds. If your head was not so far up your ass you would have been able to see the sardonicism apparent in my post. I'm sorry that my vision is not exactly tunnel and that you think I have no original thought (if you take a step back and look at something other than a picture posted on a website and a post intended to offend you would see that ego-tripping is something that I was born to do regardless of toxic thoughts emerging from your incapacitated mind which I am almost positive has been warped from staring at a screen for too long).
So if you absolutely plan on ensconcing your nonsense bullshit on my brain you should probably wait until you know something about anything and then get back to me.
I have shit to take care of and an appointment on Tuesday.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best obne I've seen so far....
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-14 09:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking A!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good one.
Also, please note I replied to this... used to be into them...and Camel.
~~~
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:58:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Death Metal Dude - you are talking about Caravan.. that piece is called The Land Of Grey And Pink - which is the title track.
I adore that album
"standing on a golf course, dressed in pvc, I chanced upon a golf girl selling cups of tea."
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-13 22:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-13 22:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Definitely enough lightsaber.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-13 14:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This second +2 is because apparently you're alter stalker had decided to -2 you as well for no good reason. I hate these fucks with a passion.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-13 12:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2005-02-13 12:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Dad throw the ball already"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-13 07:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and brits complain that you don't need pads for football.
THAT'S WHY!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-13 07:07:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-13 06:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone write a caption for that kid...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-13 03:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
at first i thought that was napoleon dynamite.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-13 02:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Disgusting and clever.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-13 01:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quality work as usual.
Slightly off key as usual.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-02-13 01:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bad ass!!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-12 23:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2005-02-12 22:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the look of absolute nonchalance on the guy's face as his torso is being taken apart.
I giggled. I'll admit it.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have my vote. It's locked.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
relly unoriginal
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-12 20:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats pretty fucking good.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-12 20:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's no better feeling in the world than when you tackled someone and your body just goes right through them. THAT KID DOESN'T EVEN HAVE HIS HANDS OUT I BET HE'S GONNA TRY AND CATCH IT WITH HIS CHEST. WATCH HIM DROP IT, JUST WATCH.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-12 20:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
He's going for his junk!