You Think Your School Is Badass? (1075 hits)
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Submitted by Espo (View user info) at 2005-02-12 21:03:33 EST
Well, fuck you. This is Dartmouth College's Winter Carnival Snow Sculpture. A 18 foot wide, 35 foot tall PIRATE ship, named Kaptain Keggy's Cruiser. The masts are 56 and 52 feet tall, respectively. It has a built in 8-foot ice slide that is open the public this weekend.
Your miserable snow penises wither and melt in comparison to the manliness that is Dartmouth's Snow Sculpture.
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Submitted by Huber_the_Nose (user info) at 2005-02-18 05:36:22 EST (#)
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haha......"Captain Keggy's Carnival Cruiser".....that's classic
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-02-18 02:59:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:55:02 (#)
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I actually already saw this a few days ago at work when I was on dartmouth.edu contacting the managers of their endowment.
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Endowment! Heeheeheehee.
Heehee.
Okay, I'm done.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-02-18 02:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They didn't make a ship out of snow, they just took away the snow that wasn't the ship.
Liar.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-13 16:40:54 EST (#)
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is that a giant phallic on the front?
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-13 16:10:26 EST (#)
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Not too shabby
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-13 05:21:51 EST (#)
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Set sail for fun!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-13 01:51:16 EST (#)
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fuckin' scaliwag. maybe that's a subliminal thing - that they're all butt pirates
Submitted by SpiffyMcPerson (user info) at 2005-02-12 23:25:25 EST (#)
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That's a sweet, sweet ride.
Submitted by BoxcarChild (user info) at 2005-02-12 23:08:21 EST (#)
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That chick on the front is smokin
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-12 22:18:58 EST (#)
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this better be still up in a week
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-12 22:09:25 EST (#)
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Kick ass...one of the coolest things I've seen.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-12 22:06:05 EST (#)
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WHOA! It even has a clocktower! LARFALARGAGUS!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:55:02 EST (#)
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I actually already saw this a few days ago at work when I was on dartmouth.edu contacting the managers of their endowment.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:39:12 EST (#)
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When I was little my parents would take me
there just to see those.
Awesome!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:39:11 EST (#)
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Awesome!
How do you guys make sure the masts don't collapse on someone as it gets warm?
Submitted by algermetiphist (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:31:45 EST (#)
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I want to know how long it took to make that.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:23:13 EST (#)
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Simply put, "the shit."
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:18:51 EST (#)
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Please, I have the fucking Donktanic in my front yard. Prepare to be boreded and raped.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:12:51 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:11:49 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:09:33 EST (#)
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B@W!!!!!!
B@W!!!!!!
Submitted by will72 (user info) at 2005-02-12 21:05:29 EST (#)
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this post had no content....but the ship. its all that is man.