I'm Fucking Bored (4478 hits)
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Submitted by Vomit (View user info) at 2005-02-13 09:55:40 EST
Would someone with some fucking talent please submit somthing worth fucking reading??? Jesus motherfucking cocksucking Christ on a cablecar, I'm fucking bored out of my mind here at work. Come on, I know there's some talented fuckers out there somewhere. I know this post is counterproductive but I don't care. Do you? I don't. Bite me. Please? Good day.
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2005-10-14 20:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome, this aborted-fetal-corpse of a post is
the first when "i'm fucking bored" is google'ed
Maybe it'll bring in new posters with talent-less first posts
(not that mine were any better)
Submitted by osirisda26 (user info) at 2005-07-12 21:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I only gave you a -1 because i feel your pain. This was still unnecessary.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-02-14 09:02:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-13 11:38:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
When I worked as a cashier and a cleavage woman would check out I would "accidentally" drop the change on the floor so she would have to bend over to pick it up.
I do it all the time :) Oh, and when they have to sign for credit, you put the board down as low as possible.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-02-13 11:50:44 EST (#)
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And mimes
Then they blamed it on the french
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-13 11:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Was my kitty porn post that bad? I googled "wet" saw it and thought it would be interestingly funny.
Oh well, been wrong before.
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-13 11:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I worked as a cashier and a cleavage woman would check out I would "accidentally" drop the change on the floor so she would have to bend over to pick it up. Man I miss those views.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-13 11:31:06 EST (#)
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I heard they invented measles too.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-02-13 11:20:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-13 11:00:36 (#)
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I hate going crazy and kicking me in the nuts time...who invented that shit anyway?
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I think it was the germans
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-13 11:11:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll follow bigmike
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59405
wrote it yesterday. if you aren't an american i wouldn't bother. it's geared towards our consumer culture.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-13 11:00:36 EST (#)
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I hate going crazy and kicking me in the nuts time...who invented that shit anyway?
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:58:37 EST (#)
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Sorry bro, not today.
My son is not exactly supportive of my writing, as it detracts from his (as I like to call it)
going-crazy-and-kicking-me-in-the-nuts time.
I'm hoping eventually the valium will kick in.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kre8rix - No elemental story today??
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:42:38 EST (#)
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Read this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59400
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm working on something, but you could go read some of my previous posts, as some are actually good, and I'm mostly underappreciated due to not hit-whoring.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:40:03 EST (#)
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I'll tell you what man,
If you can find someone to watch my boy for about 1-2 hours, I'll write something worthwhile.
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:39:56 EST (#)
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I knew a customer service role was there somewhere...
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:39:03 EST (#)
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Actually no, but I did it when I was a waiter to rude customers. Needless to say, I'm not doing that job anymore...
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:36:28 EST (#)
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Haha, once the telling rude customers to "get fucked" wears thin, I'll start with the hand in pants. I can tell you've been a check-out operator before, no?
Submitted by TheJedi (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why bring up Jesus Christ?
I'm bored too... Tired of the stupid hate and photoshop posts. Hope things look up.
Cheers mate and may the force be with you...
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jay, a fun thing to do is reach in your pants and scratch your nuts in front of customers...then give them their change with the same hand.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:24:22 EST (#)
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I just read your last post, Manic...good stuff.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:22:40 EST (#)
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Ok then mail me a body part and I'll bite you. That ought to keep you busy.
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:21:10 EST (#)
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It's 1:48am on Monday here in Adelaide, Australia, and I've got absolutely nothing to do. I should probably go to bed at some stage, as I have to work in a few hours. Sucked in to you Vomit for being at work right now... at least you've got internet. I'm a fucking service cashier. When I'm at work, I got NOTHIN'.
Hey... I could always look up porn. An excellent idea Jason. Thankyou.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:19:18 EST (#)
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I don't care if you post crap...nobody is posting anything!!! I don't care how bad it is, just give me something to rate, damnit!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Come on Vomit, I'm bored as hell but you don't see me posting crap.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PFT for that. I'm sitting at work, trying to think up a campaign, and need some serious inspiration people... Come on!
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yup