For Vomit. (594 hits)
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Submitted by Jason Golding <JayGolding.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-13 10:34:33 EST
I just read Vomit's "I'm fucking bored" post, and decided I'd lend a hand. I'm telling you now, this'll be an absolute shit post, but hopefully I'll make an uber-friend for helping someone out.
It's 1:54am on Monday, February 14th in Adelaide, Australia at the moment. It's Valentine's Day. I just realised this... and now I'm kinda saddened, because I have no-one to celebrate Valentine's Day with. I always put up the facade of being single not bothering me.. and truth be told, for a time it didn't bother me in the slightest. Now, I'm not so sure. You get bored with yourself after a while, y'know? Not like that. What I'm trying to say is I want someone that I can share my good times and my bad times with. Someone who'll like me for who I am. I've never really been a hit with the ladies in the girlfriend-kissy-kissy department, but I have a shitload of female friends. I'm the "Oh, Jay's such an awesome friend", "You'll find someone that you really deserve Jason, it's just not me" guy. That pisses me off. All the girls that I end up having a thing for are friends of mine. Maybe I should turn around and start being an arsehole... hmm.
Basically, there's nothing that screams +2 about this post... just thought I'd give Vomit something to rate... go for your life, mate. Have fun.
Oh, and by the way... THIS IS MY FIRST POST!!!11!!! LOL
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-13 12:46:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Saddest fucking human truth: Da chicks, dey dig da pricks.
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2005-02-13 11:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do what i do.
hang out with your 'friends' who are girls and pretend they are your girlfriend in front of other girls (what are friends for?) then when a girl notices you be a complete arsehole.
works everytime
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-13 11:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey man, I'll be alone with two sick kids tomorrow.
Just because you DO have someone doesn't mean you'll get noticed.
I hate this holiday.
Submitted by TheJedi (user info) at 2005-02-13 11:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:41:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, this post screams for a -2, but I just can't do it...by the way, being an asshole will get you the ladies, no matter how many of them deny it.
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Sad but true...
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-13 11:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I went out got drunk with myfriends.Sat with about 20 gorgeous women. Talked about their cleavage, called half of them bitches. Turned two of them down for sex. And then went home to my girlfriend who decided to fight with me about why I like going out to bars and getting drunk.
Stop bithching about being single. Go to a bar get drunk call women bitches and I gaurantee you will get laid.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah, I'm sure you could come up with something worthwhile as could I, but I just seem to post shit as I can't be bothered. I guess it's because I'm extremely lazy...
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:46:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha awesome. Maybe I should title every post I make henceforth "For Vomit." and I'll get +2's from you every time! Thanks for the advice too.
Truth be told, if I actually put my mind to it, I'm sure I could write something decent. Problem is, I see all this fantastic stuff on this site, and I kinda feel like I can't write anything that good. Perhaps that's the noob in me coming out to play.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-13 10:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, this post screams for a -2, but I just can't do it...by the way, being an asshole will get you the ladies, no matter how many of them deny it.