Happy V-Day! Uber AssMatcher V3.0 (NSFW) (4098 hits)
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Submitted by Urbane Mischief (View user info) at 2005-02-14 00:12:37 EST
Today is (supposedly) the most romantic day of the year. I really wanted to do something for my fellow uberer's on this day. Flat-out sappy, lovey crap really isn't my style though. I prefer to disgust and offend (though my ass is delicious, so it's really the man ass I'm talking about) therefore, here is version 3.0 of the Uber AssMatcher.
All asses that were in previous versions are included in this version, though some people have gotten bolder and traded in previous pics of their ass for barer ones.
like in
part one http://www.ubersite.com/m/31397
and
part two http://www.ubersite.com/m/33276
I will give you the names of the people that participated... but I won't say which ass belongs to which user. That's your job to guess. I alone have the master list of who is who. If a person would like to take ownership of their ass in a comment? that's fine.
+2's on their next 3 posts to whoever can identify my ass (yes it's up there)
the participants
Corn_Nugget, Ainkara, Jonukah, Gascs, Bart, InsaneTheMind, Kristen, Sean Fogy, Volklcess aka Phoenix, Scott_James, Herpes, Koolmang, Creep_Firebombing, Megamanfre, I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish, ReallyBored, PotatomanJack, Hidden101, Urbane Mischief, MickGinny, Bargled, Bob, LSM, Hamilton, Tom, OhLookASquirrel, Hadooken, Polyamorousaj, Cookielass, Lojope, Zod, 1point21Gigawatts
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-23 14:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I could have seriously lived without ever seeing #16 on this list.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whose #3?
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-02-19 10:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1.21, I'm 14, and I'm not underage.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-17 07:54:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why does my ass look like an optical illusion? You are being sucked into the vortex of my ass.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-14 23:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ! #10 is a miracle of nature.
I used to think stuff like this was rubbish, but the delightful cavorting of today's Uber-orgy has caused me to change my mind.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey! fuck you munkey! my ass is nothing like George's
10 is me.
choke on your lies, bitch
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59595
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:23:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet #10 is really Method.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
25 is bart...the ladyfingers are a dead giveaway
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:34:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
3-kristen
10: val/cookie (does it matter?)
13: corn
14: ainkara
23: OLAS
26: volkless
29: val/cookie (thats right, it doesnt fucking matter)
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I still want to know why it doesn't matter!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
doug, look at my list below.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No one will claim 14 as their ass, huh?
Sheesh.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ya know, Val... I would have thought that my boyfriend would have been the first one to comment/claim my butt. Needless to say, I'm more than a little disappointed that he hasn't bothered....
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:00:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh man! I get to get dykey with Cookie!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have signed over my booty to the beautiful and tushalicious Val. We have a contract and everything.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cookie's ass is mine
back off boys
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:52:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
you're the slowest bastard in the world, man.... how many hints do you need?
and the answer is....
*drumroll*
yes! 29 is my booty. I am sitting on it currently.
Time to hit the gym, sweets.
Not that I wouldn't do you...again.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:40:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:17:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
29, eh? Nice Cookie - looks like something I could grab a hold of...
So who owns 14? Me likey as well...
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Hopey you dont likey too much, she's underage.
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That's never stopped me before, and it wont in the future.
What state / country does she live in? That makes a big difference.
By God man, WHO IS IT?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:17:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
29, eh? Nice Cookie - looks like something I could grab a hold of...
So who owns 14? Me likey as well...
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Hopey you dont likey too much, she's underage.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:17:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
29, eh? Nice Cookie - looks like something I could grab a hold of...
So who owns 14? Me likey as well...
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:52:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're the slowest bastard in the world, man.... how many hints do you need?
and the answer is....
*drumroll*
yes! 29 is my booty. I am sitting on it currently.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:45:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
so close, and yet so far.
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I am going to go with..... (DRUM ROLL).........
....... 29.
-God this has got to be right, or you are succeeding in your task to make me look the biggest perv on Uber.
-Dave
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so close, and yet so far.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok given that my first attempt was wrong I have to go with,..........
Number 26.
I am sure I have it this time.
-Dave
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:35:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nope. not #14. But I do have a picture of my butt in panties just like those. And I almost used it for this one, but decided that more skin = more fun.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm with Davros, I think it's 14... I hope so because that one looks niiiiiice.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to guess at Number 14 for CookieLass.
So what do you say?
-Dave
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:40:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
4 guesses, 1.21. If you get it right, I'll tell you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There is a lot of horrible looking ass in Yberland, it appears.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to know...
WHO'S BUTT IS COOKIE'S???????
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:37:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
1.21GW
I put mine next to yours because *my* ass is WAY better than yours
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Yeah, you did totally upstage me. I looked at that and thought "Soooo hot, want to touch the heiny..." Where do you work out?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damnation! I post my naked bits to try and get some attention, and NOTHING! *sob* nobody cares whose butt is Cookie's!
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:13:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
*feels all tingly*
cookie thinks i have a cute ass!
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Siskel and Ebert would have given your ass two thumbs up, but Ebert died and that new Roper guy is ghey, so we can't count his vote. At least you still have Siskel's approval.
On another note: Has anyone else noticed a strange tendency for attractive women to be relatively ignorant of their own hawtness, while the fat nasty chicks think they're god's gift to men? What the hell is up with that?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1.21GW
I put mine next to yours because *my* ass is WAY better than yours
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This needs heat. I want more people to see my ass.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-14 09:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just an observation; when making a statement like posting a picture of your ass, I find the message is lost when a man is wearing clothes covering his ass. However, a womans ass can be fully clothed and the message remains quite clear.
As a means of ensuring my message is not lost, I will give a hint to which ass is mine; my ass is the only one pictured in this photo array with a foreign object inserted in it.
What statement does that make? I like to drink in excess.
+2 4 butts and boobs.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-14 09:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's Fetish isnt it? I think I rememeber that from the last one of these.... I do believe that ass is the reason I first started pandering to his obsession...
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-14 09:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-14 09:12:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
God DAMN 32 is pretty.
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you wouldn't say that if you knew who it was.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-14 09:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God DAMN 32 is pretty.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-14 09:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does this make my ass look fat???
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-14 08:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't smile.
I've not seen better.
It's not really worth reading.
I want to share the pain, so I won't "Don't bother".
You get +2.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-14 08:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
32 is nice.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aww damn... and I have such a cute butt.
HOW hairy is no. 16!!!???
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn I'm glad I've got his ass safe on my hard drive.... it helps fight the pain and sadness I feel at not seeing it here
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:08:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys sure are getting to see alot of naked me today. You forgot the picture of Mike's ass that I sent you, which is a shame, because it's an absolutely perfect bum.
strwbry, you're wrong. #10 is not my arse, but I appreciate it. #10 is a cute arse.
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*feels all tingly*
cookie thinks i have a cute ass!
and goddamnit i did forget mike's ass!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys sure are getting to see alot of naked me today. You forgot the picture of Mike's ass that I sent you, which is a shame, because it's an absolutely perfect bum.
strwbry, you're wrong. #10 is not my arse, but I appreciate it. #10 is a cute arse.
bob... why does it not matter which arse belongs to me or val?
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whoever 29 is needs to give a Kracka a call.
-Black Ninja
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:46:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no +2 you bunch of dumbasses.
#10 is me
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
$10 if #16 (possibly Jonukah) shaves a "-2. Die" into his arse hair.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would stick my large manly penis in #1. I don't care if it is a guy.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:12:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am definitely on there and definitely not picture #1.
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Really?!?!
Ok, then. I change my answer to 28. I liked 1 better, though.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am definitely on there and definitely not picture #1.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I must confess, I don't know any of these asses, and I am mostly proud of that fact, thanks.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#1 = PMJ
You haven't done your research, strwbrywhat'sit.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why was I not invited to participate?
I have a fantastic ass.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am mostly certain on the following:
1 - Bart*
2 - Corn Nugget
3 - Kristen*
5 - Scott_James
6 - Lojope*
8 - Sean Foggy
10 - Cookie Lass*
11 - Herpes
13 - Ainkara*
16 - Jonukah*
18 - Gascs
21 - Hadooken*
24 - Creep_firebombing
26 - Urbane Mischief*
27 - Hidden
31 - MickGinny
32 - InsaneTheMind
* = 98% certainty
Too tired to fill in the rest of the blanks.
What do I win?
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
stupid.... that my beautiful ass isn't up there!!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU'RE ALL WRONG....10 is Zoidberg.
Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still laughing.
Question: If I wank it to one of the pics and it turns out to be a guy, does that make me gay?
Shit, I'm gonna risk it - I'm coming for you #16.
Submitted by Rammstein (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They are all the different stages of carol richards..o and the ghey menz one is hadookens
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:26:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
is #26 crushing something in her thighs to make her ass look better?
there is somthing between those thighs!
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That would be me.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
3-kristen
10: val/cookie (does it matter?)
13: corn
14: ainkara
23: OLAS
26: volkless
29: val/cookie (thats right, it doesnt fucking matter)
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
is #26 crushing something in her thighs to make her ass look better?
there is somthing between those thighs!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I really hate to neg your hard work, but "worth reading" is not good. "1" should be worth reading and "0" should be "meh" or "so-so". This is 90% disgusting. You make the world want to cancel next valentine's day.
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
16 has to be Jonukah.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well, let's hear it bob.
who do you believe is who?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i know all the female asses.
thats all i want to know that you very much
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is just so wrong.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know, I know!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...of all ass.
You get far too literal about these things, you know.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus christ, who is cursed with #16?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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