The Boobs of Uber: Happy Valentine's Day (33190 hits)
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Submitted by Circe <fickle.muse.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-14 00:26:48 EST
To the Men of Uber:
We love you guys. We really, really do. You make us laugh, you make us cry, and you offer to sexually gratify us in uncomfortable places. You are the ideal against which we measure all other men. If he's not as funny as Comicbookguy, as cute as JMG, as wise and awesome as BigMike, as all-out hands-up-my-skirt sexy as Coyote, as crazy as GLALL, as cool as Tinactin, as well-endowed as Hidden, as nuts as Donkey, as.... yeah. I could go on all day. But you get the point - you've set the bar pretty high, and we fucking adore you.
And today, my dear, dear breeding stock, is Valentine's Day.
Fuck Hallmark, fuck chocolate and roses and dinner by candlelight. We needed to give you something truly special. Something you wanted.
The quest was undertaken. We've searched high and low for hints, for suggestions, for anything that would make you all as happy as possible.
Slowly, a pattern started to emerge. The number one request you make of us is "Show us your tits." DO NOT SCROLL DOWN YOU CAN KEEP FUCKING READING ASSHOLES BECAUSE I PUT A LOT OF FUCKING EFFORT INTO THIS AND YOU WILL APPRECIATE IT.
Ahem.
We dug a little deeper and realised that you will happily stare at pictures of breasts all day long. You'll huddle around them like cavemen around a fire, and drool happily like sweet little babies.
This raised a dilemma.
Of course we want to make you happy. But do we want to embrace hypocrisy? Some of us are vocally opposed to boobie camwhores. Do we throw ourselves into the gutter, just to make you happy? Do we lower ourselves to the level of THINGS, just for you?
The answer, of course, is yes.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Go donate to breast cancer research.
(PS - Match them up. It'll give you an excuse to stare. I won't be giving you the answers, though the women involved can if they want to. Offer them money. Props to Urbane for letting me use this part of her Assmatcher idea. And a linkwhore for her: http://www.ubersite.com/m/59504 )
(PPS - If you're female, and weren't involved, it wasn't a deliberate snub. I just didn't know how to get in touch with you.)
(PPPS - There's not many things more awkward than sending out a group email asking for nude pictures.)
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-13 17:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is where 'soapy tits' comes from!
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2009-10-13 16:29:17 EDT (#)
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helllooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2009-10-13 16:28:42 EDT (#)
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Did everybody forget that there are boobs here???
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-04-19 04:33:14 EDT (#)
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tatas
Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-19 04:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
!Tits!
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2009-04-19 03:52:48 EDT (#)
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Needs more heat.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-24 10:14:15 EST (#)
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exactly
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-11-24 10:07:12 EST (#)
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wtf is an alter
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-24 10:05:32 EST (#)
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I would be more than happy to do the boobs of uber, really, i would be MORE than happy. However, there may not be many entries with in charge.
Someone should set up an alter for the sole reason of posting a newer edition. Hell who needs an alter, im sure Orphelia would do it.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-11-24 09:56:05 EST (#)
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I don't see what the problem is, we're all adults here. Uber as a whole is pretty tame.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-24 09:47:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-23 22:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Monkey-
Reread what Circe wrote. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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Okay, then say we compile a "safe-list" of people deemed worthy to see such things, and only mailed them to those that would be assumed to appreciate the subject matter without judgement, bias, or insult of any kind?
Hey, I'm trying to meet you Uber-ladies half-way here, somebody gimme a break?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-23 22:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Monkey-
Reread what Circe wrote. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-23 18:22:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-11-23 10:26:03 EST (#)
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It doesn't happen more often because the absolute HAMMERING I took over it put me off the idea altogether.
64 emails in. one. day. Accusing me of everything from shenanigans to heatwhoring to "covering your amazing lack of talent with bullshit like this."
And that's not even the worst of it. It's not what was said to ME, it's what was said to the women pictured here.
Genuinely nice women were insulted repeatedly, told they were fat, ugly, horrible. Because they thought it'd be a fun idea to do something like this.
So, no. It doesn't happen more often.
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But wasn't that a different time with different people? Couldn't the outcome be better this go round? Woe is us, we sad men of Uber.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-23 11:55:06 EST (#)
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Sorry, that's Jaypeg, my bad
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-23 11:30:24 EST (#)
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Who the fuck is #11, Darth Sidious?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-11-23 10:27:58 EST (#)
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STOP MAKING THIS APPEAR.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-11-23 10:26:03 EST (#)
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It doesn't happen more often because the absolute HAMMERING I took over it put me off the idea altogether.
64 emails in. one. day. Accusing me of everything from shenanigans to heatwhoring to "covering your amazing lack of talent with bullshit like this."
And that's not even the worst of it. It's not what was said to ME, it's what was said to the women pictured here.
Genuinely nice women were insulted repeatedly, told they were fat, ugly, horrible. Because they thought it'd be a fun idea to do something like this.
So, no. It doesn't happen more often.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-23 10:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
9,13,15,16 and 22
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-23 09:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Monkeys - there have already been a cocks of uber post. It is a horrid horrid thing.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-23 09:34:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why the fuck doesn't this happen more often, and why hasn't it happened since I've been here?!?!?!?!?
Is it fair play you're asking for?
I'll put a picture of my dick on here if need be,
or if that's not your thing, I'll even take a picture of me without my shirt on, looking all Adonis like. (If Adonis ate donuts occasionally.)
This should be an annual thing!
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2008-11-23 04:58:15 EST (#)
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I just wanted to point out I've reviewed this post from 4 different continents.
The bandwidth to Antarctica sucks penguin ass.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-08-03 21:13:06 EDT (#)
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So very, very drunk.
Enjoy me reliving this post. It is a service to you all.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2008-06-24 09:12:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:15:51 EST (#)
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This is the greatest gift ever. Thank you, ladies.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-26 16:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ah....number 9.
we shared some sticky times.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-26 15:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-03-02 03:49:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-13 11:43:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-27 18:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Never die.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-26 13:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bazooka bonanza.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-26 13:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this year's experima uberdirectory camwhore will fit in nicely amongst these.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-05-26 11:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I recently discovered that there are no girls on the intertubes, so fuck off for lying to us.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-26 10:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HFB - Hurrah for boobies
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-03-02 03:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-13 11:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-27 18:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup, they're still here!
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-13 12:33:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
9, 16, and 22 are my favorites.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-13 11:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-27 18:52:24 EST (#)
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never die!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-13 11:23:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's the next edition? I've been waiting for yonks!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-07 03:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
782 reviews, 30193, +1.78 rating.
BOOBS FOR THE WIN.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-07 03:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i will not look at a bunch of fowtows of poultry...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:43:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:23:33 EST (#)
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hats off.
the ladies have more balls than the lot of us
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There has been a 'cocks of Uber' post. It wasn't pretty.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hats off.
the ladies have more balls than the lot of us
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-12-06 07:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what's one more +2, at this point. Mmmm.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-12-05 22:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
#6 Urbane?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:43:15 EST (#)
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29000 hits! Hahaha
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-05 12:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM a breast man.
Actually, I love all the woman parts.
As often as possible.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-05-19 20:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Splendiferous, ginormous, supercalifragilistic expeali-funbags.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-09 14:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Boobs of Uber: Helping Intarweb Menz Maintain An Erection Since 2005.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-08 18:24:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fan-fuckin-tastic!!!
TigerLilly's got some killer boobs!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So is your pants.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The original and best bodypart post.
It's the color-coordinated borders that make it work.
That and its status as a 100% wang-free zone.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-16 17:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy this every single time I click on it.
...especially the touching.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-16 17:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well, long time no see, boobs
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-12-31 22:09:36 EST (#)
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The answer was 42, rad.
42F that is.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-19 14:54:51 EST (#)
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did we ever have a complete answer key?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-19 13:32:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-19 13:20:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe took back Uber singlehandedly.
-Dave
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You should do another one of these circe. Please please please.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-19 13:20:57 EST (#)
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Circe took back Uber singlehandedly.
-Dave
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:16:29 (#)
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TWO LITTLE ONES DUE TOMORROW!!!
ARE YOU PREGNANT WITH TWINS THORPE!?!?!?!
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Triplets, but one of them is bloody huge and stealing the food of the others. As it stands I should have had an induced caesarean weeks ago to but I was just too lazy and afraid of the procedure and decided to do it the natural way, all in one big PUSH late at night hepped up on painkillers and mind altering substances. Naturally the babies might come out retarded, especially the little starving ones, but that's a risk I'm willing to take as long as they live (get over 57.5%).
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop copying me being pregnant Thorpe.
I'll get you an extension, extenuating circumstances.
Pop pop pop indeed.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TWO LITTLE ONES DUE TOMORROW!!!
ARE YOU PREGNANT WITH TWINS THORPE!?!?!?!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm... C1ndy, me, and thorpe.
pop! pop! pop!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:15:15 EDT (#)
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Good morning C1ndy.
If you're wondering why I've been here pretty much 24 hours straight and will be for another 24 it's because of the giant assignment due tomorrow and the two little ones due then too. I didn't sleep last night and I won't tonight.
You're a teacher, right. Surely you have some influence over the POLSci faculty here?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:11:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:55:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Having loads of fun there, Thorpe?
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Yep.
*Loads* of fun.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Morning Thorpe!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Having loads of fun there, Thorpe?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Always good to see this on the MRR
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks folks I'll be here all afternoon... night... and most of next morning.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My phallus is engorged due to sexual arousal.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:35:12 EDT (#)
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Now that I've used all that timber to erect a treehouse!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:33:48 EDT (#)
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I have an erection.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:33:14 EDT (#)
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Timber delivery truck guy got lost. All good now though.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
... now.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:24:24 EDT (#)
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It's gone but it will be back...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:12:53 EDT (#)
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I've got wood.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:09:23 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-09-10 11:49:48 EDT (#)
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I love all boobs, however I am in serious lust with #9 and 16. I believe they would fit quite nicely in my mouth.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-09-10 11:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We need more of these.
Rosh Hashannah is coming up... the Autumnal Equinox... Aleister Crowley's birthday... surely there must be some occasion for another uber boobs post, right? Or a contest.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-30 05:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hooray for digital cameras!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-30 05:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:36:10 (#)
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I love you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-18 17:26:06 EDT (#)
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hi again, boobs.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88572
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:38:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to thank #22 AND 8
#22 for a nice classy bra and a good cut
8 for looking so cut in that shirt with the camera cut of.
well thanks everybody.
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Being number 8 I really appreciate this comment.
Less is more people, less is more.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'd forgotten how hideous they all are.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Anniversary!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-12 02:26:03 EST (#)
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Y'all know Valentines is just 2 days away, right?
It IS the anniversary and all........
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:29:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i finally fucking found this infamous post with those infamous soapytits. right on ladies and i now have wood.
will your pussy shots be gracing us this valentines?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-17 20:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-12 08:43:18 (#)
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You are the worst liar in the world, Thorpe.
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-12 08:19:42 (#)
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I just came here to look for a picture of a stomach for my next post.
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SEE?? I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i had heart uberlore of this.... now all i need to dig up is the urbane twat. should i guess tl's the soapy one?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-09 20:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, nice tit anyway, Filthy.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-07 18:34:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:02:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way... whats that in the background of #13? Is that a baby's hand holding an apple? No, seriously...
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My left arm does not look like an enormous cock. Oh that it did.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-12-21 08:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine, go ahead, tell me I'm living in the past. I don't care.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-12-19 22:45:32 EST (#)
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Are we going to see a anniversary Boobie post?
Not that im a perve or anything you know, im just curious. and you ladies have some nice um well lets just say your all photogenic.
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow! Came across this a little late but it was worth it! I call dibs on all 'dem! By the way... whats that in the background of #13? Is that a baby's hand holding an apple? No, seriously...
Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2005-11-14 00:43:21 EST (#)
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Alllllready. Next!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-14 00:17:15 EST (#)
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Can anyone link me to where I can find a picture of an Uber woman's stomach? It's for my next post.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-14 00:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit. This was on most heated today. Strange things are going on here...
DUN DUN DUNNNNN
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-11-13 19:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoever takes this up has to do it differently, to keep it fresh and interesting.
I propose an illustrated guide to bra sizing, for the clueless. It's pretty obvious that a lot of guys don't really understand bra sizing. It also seems to be true that a lot of women aren't wearing the right size bras. So it could be a public service for guys wanting to buy their honeys lingerie for V-day or other occasions, and for women suffering backpain or unsightly lumpiness.
Someone should pass around a sign up sheet, where we can fill in all the sizes needed for a complete and comprehensive post-- 34B, 34C, 34D, 34DD, 36B, 36C, 36D, 36DD, etc...band size in rows and cupsize in columns. Then for each contributor, one naked post and one post in a favorite bra. Or for each size, in case someone is shy about being nude (or doesn't have a favorite bra).
A guide to the perplexed, if you will.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 19:06:49 EST (#)
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As a footnote, shandy, please for the love of God don't send me a picture.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 18:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thorpe87.at.gmail.com
It will be put to good use.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-13 18:57:48 EST (#)
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very well thorpe, i will work on it.
it will be a great test of my artistic talent - to portray that object wreathed in the gentle light of love and beauty.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 18:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe Shandy will send me a picture of his stomach.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-13 18:39:40 EST (#)
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and circe, re. the difficulty and effort involved in creating such an artistic vision, i understand fully and that is why i offered my services
i am also willing to - free of charge - cum on EVERYONE'S tits.
think about it - a couple of hundred bucks each to cover my travel expenses, and YOUR boobies could be part of an immortal work of art that will be adored for eternity. imagine the joy and pride of your great great great grandchildren, able to say, as they stand in the special Shandy Temple in the Louvre 'those are my ancestors tits'.
and i'm even willing, in addition to cuming on tits, to impregnate anyone who so desires, also COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 18:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No seriously, I need a picture of an Uber woman's stomach.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-13 17:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pish posh circe
firstly, there are clear attempts in some of the photos to present things in an attractive way - not everyone has gone for the raw no frills approach.
secondly, trying to make something more pleasant to the eye is not necessarily an attempt at 'deliberately posed falsely seductive erotica'. pleasant colors, flowers, natural settings, nice light, etc, WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEAUTY?? not glamour, not porn, not advertising, but beauty.
or why not take your honesty to the extreme: set the boobs out like slabs on stainless steel trays, with massive flourescent lighting so every imperfection can be shared. the point about photographsy, or perception in general for that matter, is that there is no Benchmark standard of what is 'true and real'.
look at it anoher way - if you had to take a photo of your favourite tree, how would you do it? what angle, what time of day, how would you compose the shot? what would be the most honest and warm way, without descending into vulgar porn?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:07:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-13 09:24:42 (#)
It's honest, it's warm, it's genuine.
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Plus, it has those amazing, color-coordinated borders on each frame.
Eat your heart out, <insert name of famous artist known for use of color here>.
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That would be Picasshole. Or Da Pinchme. Or Peter Paul Ruboff.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-13 09:24:42 (#)
It's honest, it's warm, it's genuine.
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Plus, it has those amazing, color-coordinated borders on each frame.
Eat your heart out, <insert name of famous artist known for use of color here>.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-11-13 10:39:38 EST (#)
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Dear Ubersite,
You have some of the nastiest boobs I've ever seen...
ever
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-13 09:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Personally, Shandy, my pretentious (portentous? prodigious?) friend, I think the raw candid nature of the pictures is charming in itself.
"Here we are" it says, without pretension, without any attempt at artistic subterfuge, without the deliberately seductive nature of posed erotica.
It's honest, it's warm, it's genuine.
It's also, you know, way fucking easier and far more fun than some collection of carefully arranged titillating (heh. pun. low humour) nude shots.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-13 09:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if you ever plan to do this again, for god's sake get a decent photographer involved.
this is a hideous dislay, i'm afraid. lurid and gross and charmless.
if need be, and if my airfares and other expenses can be sponsored, i will be willign to travel whereever necessary to take the pics
(my artisitc crediblity is obviously beyond question following the Ascent of Man series and other innovative and naturalistic works.)
if need be, i could even add my special signature motif to each portrait - captured live of course, regardless of how many sittings may be necessary.
seriously - this could be so much better.
just chip in a few bucks for a round the world air ticket for me, provide food, booze etc, and i will dedicate myself to the project bascially free of charge.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-13 07:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-12 10:24:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by inbreakingnewsT.A.N. (user info) at 2005-11-12 09:47:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:50:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
awww godddamnit, i didn't submit mine in time.
sorry circe. i have the shots... i just didn't get it emailed
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*scratches head...*
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I get it now! She sent her pics to the wrong email address. Oops..
hahahahaahhaahahahah
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:07:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe...put on your thinking cap girl. We need to do something similar for our men this year.
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*AHEM* http://www.ubersite.com/m/78839 I believe I suggested that already...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-12 18:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:07:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe...put on your thinking cap girl. We need to do something similar for our men this year.
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Tl is a freakin genius
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-12 18:14:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:14:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
I certainly was.
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Well, eat a bowl of shut the hell up then. This post deserves nothing short of human sacrifice.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
I certainly was.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i know, right a reader. 21,000 hits just wasnt enough.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe...put on your thinking cap girl. We need to do something similar for our men this year.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-12 10:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post deserved more attention.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-12 10:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by inbreakingnewsT.A.N. (user info) at 2005-11-12 09:47:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:50:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
awww godddamnit, i didn't submit mine in time.
sorry circe. i have the shots... i just didn't get it emailed
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*scratches head...*
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I get it now! She sent her pics to the wrong email address. Oops...
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-11-12 10:10:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
700th review!
Submitted by inbreakingnewsT.A.N. (user info) at 2005-11-12 09:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:50:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
awww godddamnit, i didn't submit mine in time.
sorry circe. i have the shots... i just didn't get it emailed
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*scratches head...*
Submitted by nightshade (user info) at 2005-11-12 09:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by inbreakingnewsT.A.N. (user info) at 2005-11-12 09:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seems to me that this is the last place you'll find thorpe with his hand down his pants. Lemon party, maybe, or goatse, perhaps even a particular post he wrote about williamson, but not here.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78700#1687468
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-12 09:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-12 08:19:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just came here to look for a picture of a stomach for my next post.
Then why is your hand in your pants?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-12 08:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are the worst liar in the world, Thorpe.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-12 08:19:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just came here to look for a picture of a stomach for my next post.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-11 19:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
content
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-08-12 03:25:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Xcuses, 16 are NOT FAKE. Bastard.
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I apologize and also think you have really nice breasts...better?
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
This was a damn fine post.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-25 18:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:04:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:00:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
this could rival exploiting p2p...
...........................
it will blow it out of the mother fuckign water.
________________________
looks like time has proven me wrong. I don't like this step humanity has taken.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-08-12 03:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Xcuses, 16 are NOT FAKE. Bastard.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank god for the Most recently reviewed. I havent seen this titty smorgasbord in awhile!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Xcuses ranks the top 9 in no paticular order:
9,4,10,13,14,15,16 (fake)21,22
Thank you ladies.
Where are the lady ass' of Uber?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY BOOBIES
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#18 rrrrr
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just dropping by for a fly shifty.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-11 08:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just realised - Tigerlilly's ones there remind me of the icon for the Dirty Humour category
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?category=15
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-31 03:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that basket was genius
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-26 07:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It never gets old...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-26 06:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Once again, my humble pilgrimage.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-26 06:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, LP turned 18 a few days ago...
*waiting*
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd rather have awakened with the imprints of.....some...of these, on my face this morning
O well........brunch will arrive in about 5 hrs.
I can wait.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-20 07:36:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
If LadyPlural's 18 now I demand satisfaction!
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go have a wank
that'll satisfy ya
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-20 07:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If LadyPlural's 18 now I demand satisfaction!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-20 06:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*right click*
*save as*
Phew. Just in case.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 06:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAHHHHHHH NIGHTMARES?
Submitted by Jimmy_Esquire (user info) at 2005-07-18 11:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bump.
I hope Rad clicks on this and gets nightmares... again.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-16 03:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what a piece of shite
20,000 hits? BAH
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-07 08:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus, it's a known fact that people with little or no exposure
to boobs are 450% more likely to become terrorists.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-07 08:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They are the thin squeezy line between order and chaos.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-07 08:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cheers, williamson. If there's one thing that people can rally around
in time of crisis, it's gotta be the mammary glands of the human female, right?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-07 08:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coyote, wiser words have never been uttered.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-07 08:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This needs to be on MRR again, because at a time like this,
don't we all need some comfort and reassurance? And what
could be more comforting and reassuring than boobs?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-06-25 01:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had to rate this so I could get review number 666.
HAIL SATAN!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-20 15:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-20 15:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this should be a permanent fixture on the uberboard
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-04-30 17:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is really sweet of you all, but I'M GAY!
No, just kidding, that would be cruel and inaccurate. But it's sweet of you and I know I'm speaking for the entire (straight) Uber population when I say THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
Submitted by pushedbyboredom (user info) at 2005-04-30 17:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for boobs. 9 is nice. All are nice. Boobs are nice.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-04-30 16:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for tits.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-28 11:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow I havent jerked off to this, i mean read this in awhile.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-28 11:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god, please help me with my titty addiction.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-28 10:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
asdf
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-27 20:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MRR
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-15 11:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still want to know which pair was Stin's.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-15 11:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-11 00:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone else resurrected it, so I am obligated to make a reply....
And my admiration has been directed to all appropriate sources.
Submitted by entropy (user info) at 2005-04-10 23:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I figured I'd give this another review just for kicks
I love this post
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-04-08 07:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
18 was incredible.
circe, you're a whore! no joke!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-09 08:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-09 08:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-27 19:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-27 18:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
never die!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-22 09:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most. heated. again.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-22 09:30:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
get back on Most Heated cunt!
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-22 03:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the "breast stroke."
Submitted by TheGreenLantern (user info) at 2005-02-22 00:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love boobs
Greeny
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-02-22 00:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's slipping.... nooooo....
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 19:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still mad Wazza's post can't heat up anymore...
We coulda had it around a thousand.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-21 19:32:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-21 19:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post should never die.
Submitted by EagleHawk (user info) at 2005-02-21 18:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So where's part 2?
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-02-21 05:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ladies, ladies, ladies.....
Wha?
Oh yeah, I was gonna say someth.....
Distracted once again.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-02-21 02:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It can't die Circe! It's boobs!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-20 22:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
God people.. for the love of fuck, LET IT DIE!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-20 22:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Losing heat?
SAY IT AIN'T SO!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-20 20:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of boobs, maybe some of you Uber broads should consider squeezing your racks into some ShlongyWear.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60077
Submitted by garcon_fou (user info) at 2005-02-20 20:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-20 19:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEATbHEAToHEAToHEATbHEATiHEATeHEATsHEAT
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-20 17:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep this thread alive!
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-02-20 07:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How is this dropping of heated? Boobies!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-20 00:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
but i fucked up the message for AJs post.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-20 00:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that -2 was for wiki.
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-19 14:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh yea, and then, if we do, keep in mind i can have all you here for raping my fragile mind and body!
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-02-19 10:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow... I missed a lot of this... Hee hee...
Submitted by Neener (user info) at 2005-02-19 02:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2005-02-18 23:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whoever is 16... boing.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-18 22:53:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is like the never-ending thread...except...not.
Is it too early to say that this will be rated Best Post of the Year?
I call it.
And also, I refuse to confirm nor deny the alligations of my breasts being #23.
It's called my fifth amendment right and I am making good use of it! :p
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They fit in a basket!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well, you deserved it.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-02-18 18:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Vicious - Yes, sir.. I realized
bob - that's not very nice. Not very nice, at all.
DC isn't so horrible! (Read: DC is not to be taken in large doses.)
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-02-18 17:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thirteen thousand? Has Bart put this on BoredAtWork, or something?
Submitted by Flash (user info) at 2005-02-18 17:24:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#9, #15, #18....I am in love with you and your tits.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-18 16:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhhhhh
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-02-18 14:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WiKi-
I must say, I think you're my hero. Problem with that is, heroes aren't real. You, therefore, cannot be real. I am truly in doubt of the chance that a Florida woman is so overqualififed.... so either you don't really exist, or I'm hallucinating and terribly misreading your text. (No worries of ME ever being gullible or hopeful, hahaha....) But placation is nice anyway! So thanks for allowing my mind a moment of fictitious bliss....
>please tell me you know I'm being sarcastic here<
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-02-18 12:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah.
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-02-18 11:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
7 of 10 posts on the most heated list right now have the word 'uber' in the title. this site is masturbatory in so many ways.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-18 04:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'mr durnk.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-02-18 00:49:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Though this piece is kick ass, there still could be more boobs on ubersite. We need more!!!
Nice breasts, ladies. even if my girlfriend beat on me for oogling over them. Shes so easy to rile up.
Submitted by Brokenwing (user info) at 2005-02-17 23:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thank you. this was very sweet of you.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-17 20:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! DC isn't that bad.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-17 20:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NSFW?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-17 19:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 die wiki.
stupid dashboard confessional.
DIE
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2005-02-17 18:45:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"The male body does not have enough blood to properly power both the brain and penis at the same time"
#13 all the way
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-02-17 17:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Viciousriffs--
1) I have an IQ of at least 130. English major-I'm smarter than I let on.
2) I'm DEFINITELY not a psycho.
3) Your penis will most certainly not retract at my approach.
4) I have my own money, I don't need yours.
5) I'm not a dirty, cheating whore. I may have done this one thing, this ONE time.. but it's never happened before, nor after that incident. Oh.. and I have a horrible conscience, so it eats at me.. ok, we won't get into that.
6) I'm a fucking NYMPHO.
7) I love every kind of music out there. I know a lot of people say that, but seriously.. I haven't found any that I don't like.
8) I'm not religious, in any sense of the word.
9) No drugs for me anymore.
10) Pregnant? I'm not at that point in my life.
11) Hypocrits are the DEBIL!
12) Friends of mine are drama queens.. I prefer to set them straight.
13) Personal space is fine.. after I get my sex. ....kidding ....or am I?
14) I've had the same job for 4 years, my car is in the process of being fixed, and I have my own life. Trust that.
15) I smoke, too. So, yeah.
Look at me! I feel like I'm putting an ad in the personals. I don't know why I felt the need to vindicate myself, but now..
I am VINDICATED! I am selfish, I am wrong, I am right.. I swear I'm right! Swear I knew it all along!
..sorry for the DC outburst.
I'm just going to go hang my head in shame now..
Oh, NICE BOOBS!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Following suit with Dave, here.
My wife and I have been long time supporters of breast cancer research. Tia has a long history of cancer in her family, especially breast cancer. And seeing how she has perfect cans, we have decided that prevention is better than a cure.
Please give to your local charities.
-Brian
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Happy Valentine's Day.
Go donate to breast cancer research"
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So quoted Circe at the conclusion of the text of this post.
Well I did.
I even got a pink ribbon to prove it, look out for the pointless camwhore with which to prove it.
I realised that donating my peener shot to the other post doesn't repay the debt that we owe to these fine ladies who donated pictures of their boobicles, clothed or otherwise, for the pleasure that this post brought so many of us.
So go out and do it (if you want).
Wear your pink ribbon (I think that is a universal thing, but if not whatever your symbol is) with pride.
Thank you all again Ladies
-Dave
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2005-02-17 10:57:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, I was Full of boob-tastic glee as I read from the bottom up trying to figure out whose titties belonged to who and then that fucking cunt mysta (who technically isnt even an uber user) ruins the whole thing by being such a fucking bitch as always. Fucking write something already you useless whore instead of wrecking other peoples posts. See, You made me minus 2 the gratest post EVAR on uber!!!!!
Come to think about it the best post EVAR would be you giving a very graphical account of someone kicking the fucking shit out of you. That would give me a bigger wood then this post did, and that's really saying something.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-17 10:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
11529 hits
Rating: 1.73
600 reviews
2.3 days
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
600
boobies
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
599
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-17 07:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just thought you should know male humans are not the only dogs.
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Male Flies and Male Monkeys Are Just Dogs
In articles in recent issues of Current Biology, researchers separately studying the dance fly and the rhesus macaque monkey concluded that males will be males. The male dance fly was found by a team from the University of Western Australia to sometimes present a female with worthless tokens for the opportunity to mate with her, but by the time she discovered their worth, he had already hit and run. A team from Duke University found that the male monkey will forgo his own rewards (juice) in exchange for being permitted to view pictures of female monkeys' bottoms. [Discovery-Animal Planet, 1-11-05] [LiveScience.com, 1-28-05]
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-17 05:35:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-17 04:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:38:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, #1's were made to play motorboat with.... pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!!
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yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes ye s yes yesyeys
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-02-17 04:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's another
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-16 23:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ooooooooh, they're all so pretty.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not sure if it's just because she appears to be on her back, but no.13 tickles my fancy.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, #1's were made to play motorboat with.... pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I liked number one.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:36:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:10:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-16 01:50:53 (#)
I cant compare to some of those other womens Melons, but I'm not really tiny either...Think Samantha from sex and the city, mine look alot like hers naked, not small, not big,...juuuuust right.
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I actually hate big boobies. By general rule, a handful is enough. If I can squeeze it, it's big enough. If it's more than a handful it gets in the way and the nipple is big and ugly. I hate big nipples. I'm a legs and eyes guy, but there's really nothing hotter once the clothes are off than little nipples.
If nobody minds me saying, and you'd better fucking not, I think mystia probably has the hottest rack of any of you UberLadies. I can imagine what they look like outside of that dress and, well, they're damn near perfect.
Oly approves of this post.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-16 20:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
7 is ainkara.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-16 20:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Will we ever find out who's is who's? Must know who pair 7 belong too. And which are Stin's. Stin could be #7. Just don't know. Please, put me out of my misery.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If there is one thing better than breasts, it's soapy breasts.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PS Tiger Lilly ...yowza!!!!!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally! Something worthy of being atop the most heated list.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And yeah, I amended my "simple list" from the 1st 5 things to about 15. Sometimes the hamster in my head starts to run, instead of the typical lethargic gait it has grown accustomed to. Oh well, I think you will all live. For now.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, Rox and WiKi, I don't doubt your point. My words were meant more along the lines of exaggeration than anything else. But, come on..... I truly doubt that I could find an average of one woman per town in Florida that meets such a basic set of prerequisites:
1) Have an IQ of at least 130
2) Don't be a psycho
3) Don't be so unattractive that my penis inverts itself in fear of her approach
4) Don't try to take my money, as I will not try to take yours
5) Don't be a dirty cheating whore
6) Enjoy sex at least half as much as I do
7) Have good taste in music (I don't wanna see any feuds on this one, so I'm not telling what I like.... let's just say it's very similar to what I perform)
8) Preferably non-religious.... kinda seems to go with the whole IQ thing, though, I suppose
9) No drug abusers, please.... tired of people in my life dying because of stupid shit
10) Don't ask me to get you pregnant, whatever you do. If you do ask, and I say no once, that should suffice as my reply. If you want a breeding stud, look elsewhere.
11) NO HYPOCRISY ALLOWED. Unless it's by me. (How is that hypocritical, huh???)
12) Don't be a drama queen. Nobody likes it, it's irritating.... Wow, so many of these things are intertwined.
13) Understand my need for personal space. Sometimes, I just want to be left alone. I'm not reclusive, and I'm not thinking about how I'm going to cut your pancreas out with a shovel when you go to sleep, so relax and respect someone's need for privacy. Great.
14) Please have a car, a job and a life of your own. Sharing is good- parasitical osmosis is bad. Be your own person, instead of assuming my identity (and I do mean ASSUMING).
15) Don't question my smoking of the cigarettes! I don't touch drugs, I rarely drink, and I work with people all day long. If I need nicotine to stay calm about things, so be it. Yes, I've tried to quit. No, it's not going to happen. So drop it right now. Actually, this applies to anything that I do.... I am a thinking individual, and I contemplate nearly every action I make before I do it. Unless I have personally stepped on your toes by my thoughtlessness toward you personally, let it be.
That should sum it up. Of course there's more, but I think these things all follow a basic thought pattern. Any other Floridian ladies offended by my wild and reckless banter, read this, then judge. And if this post offends you? I really don't want anything to do with you anyway, so in advance to those of you who would piss and moan like a Bible thumping soccer mom? Swallow my pride. Thanks,
J.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've read pretty much all of this mindless babble and I've come to three conclusions...
1) I love to jack off
2) Some Uber broads have really outstanding racks
3) Mystiamoon is a fucking ignorant dipshit who should shut her whoring fucking trap
3b) I am great
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I did. Scroll down.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
10000 hits WOO!
About the owners of these tits were revealed. Revealed to all.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-02-16 02:06:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice bodies, AND nice people? Yeah, you're not from Florida, not one of you.... I have a wonderful selection to choose from down here though- A) snobby and attractive or B) born in Louisiana bayou swamp water and uglier than the creature from the black lagoon. Thanks for verifying that my cynicism is only a local problem. I don't wanna move AGAIN.... where, oh where, should I go now? I give up....
Oh, and BOOBIES!!!!!!!!
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LadyPlural and I both live in Florida, dear.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Perhaps Caul, perhaps.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
les femmes n'ont aucune notion de camaraderie entre elles
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:48:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
FA -
How many new users make a semi-decent first, second, third post where they identify themselves as female and get a slew of comments saying "we need a camwhore lolz!!oneone" or "show is your tits". The obligatory "this would be a +2 if we could see boobies". I've seen it happen, I bet you have.
I was going to carry on and have a good rant, but you know what? This is not a feminist issue post, so I'm getting out of here before it degenerates any further from the fun and silly contest it was supposed to be.
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There's no law against inane comments, Stin. Why are we suddenly talking about new users? Your point was that "it makes it harder for [you] as a female writer at times" and "the rest of us to have to work twice as hard to get respect". Some twat making a stupid comment might offend your sensibilites but it doesn't make anything harder for you as a poster.
Get upset about the whoredom if you find some benefit in it, but speak for yourself rather than for your entire gender - some of us don't agree.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I need some salt and pepper for my foot.
I need to proofread what my fingers spew before I hit Rank.
Just replace
"It sounds as if you"
With
"It sounds like many"
I think that about sums it up.
I think.
I need a drink.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stin,
It wasn't you I was thinking of during my reply.
It came out that way with my hideous cut and paste.
My point was really "to anyone who thinks blah blah blah..." I was using your words as a platform.
If you ignore me, I will eventually fade into the background with my midget husband.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Er...my reply below didn't come out right.
Ignore me. I will figure out who to direct my riteous indignation at in a few hours. Truly I will.
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AshK. Are you gonna come clean about the midget, or what?
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AshK, honey, my boobs are up there too.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BOOBS
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:48:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ladies....ladies....
Can't we all just agree to come together??? To bury the hatchet???
Or at least let me film you all cumming together while 'burying' the hatchet???
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FA -
How many new users make a semi-decent first, second, third post where they identify themselves as female and get a slew of comments saying "we need a camwhore lolz!!oneone" or "show is your tits". The obligatory "this would be a +2 if we could see boobies". I've seen it happen, I bet you have.
I was going to carry on and have a good rant, but you know what? This is not a feminist issue post, so I'm getting out of here before it degenerates any further from the fun and silly contest it was supposed to be.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:17:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:22:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-16 10:44:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
All it takes is for one or two girls to flash boobs without writing a post of substance for the rest of us to have to work twice as hard to get respect.
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It's a piece of piss if you're willing to whore your boobs out and make a song-and-dance out of it, yes.
It's a piece of piss if you ingratiate yourself with the right people, yes.
It's a piece of piss if you endeavour to be unnecessarily verbose in your pseudo-intellectual repostes so that people think you're too smart to be worth arguing with, yes.
____________________________________________________________________________________
It sounds as if you believe the contributers to this post are
A) Whores
and
B) Too stupid to write a post with substance.
I would say that a number of the titty owners have established a pretty successful writing record without their boobs. Maybe it is easier to dismiss us as pseudo-intellectual and unable to write, but many of our stats and posts tell a different story.
I resent the implication that I participated in this post because I am somehow unable to create a post worth reading.
But hey, I guess I am just an empty headed twat who is whoring out her boobs for lack of something better to post.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<Love>
<3 <3 <3
</Love>
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:17:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a piece of piss if you're willing to whore your boobs out and make a song-and-dance out of it, yes.
It's a piece of piss if you ingratiate yourself with the right people, yes.
It's a piece of piss if you endeavour to be unnecessarily verbose in your pseudo-intellectual repostes so that people think you're too smart to be worth arguing with, yes.
But hey, I'm a bullshit emo whiner who doesn't bother with those things, what do I know?
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No, actually it's a piece of piss if you don't take yourself too seriously. Put those claws away, sweetpea.
"I resent the fact that it makes it harder for me as a female writer at times"
If you can justify how the posting of a pair of breasts on a website somehow oppresses you, I'd certainly like to hear it...
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:22:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-16 10:44:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
All it takes is for one or two girls to flash boobs without writing a post of substance for the rest of us to have to work twice as hard to get respect.
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Horseshit. Let's not make this into some sort of pseudo-feminist struggle for emancipation. Being a girl on uber is a piece of piss.
_______________________________________
It's a piece of piss if you're willing to whore your boobs out and make a song-and-dance out of it, yes.
It's a piece of piss if you ingratiate yourself with the right people, yes.
It's a piece of piss if you endeavour to be unnecessarily verbose in your pseudo-intellectual repostes so that people think you're too smart to be worth arguing with, yes.
But hey, I'm a bullshit emo whiner who doesn't bother with those things, what do I know?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm getting tired from running thru your mind all day Caul.
Two replies for the price of one, woo, you go boy!
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:57:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post almost has more hits than I do.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember ladies, God gave you those breasts to feed the babies that He put you here in order to pump out, not to cloud the minds of men with thoughts of sin.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Viciousriffs - you're right but wait 'til you get to know Mystia. She's like those bitter ugly fat bitches who sit from a far in bars and spend all night criticizing the girls on the dance floor. Everyone wants her to shut the fuck up and have some fun but you know she'll go into conniption if you tell her so you let her chime.
...
Holy shit, I actually have some work to do?! What an exciting day!
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and LadyPlural, I've been hovering in the Ocala/Gainesville/Orlando area for the past 7 years. Sounds like you and Billy Bob Thornton have some cowtipping to do..... seriously, where are you at? You must be in the panhandle....
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo, Ima Bitchtease!
Punish me baby! Punish me!
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Christ on a cracker.... I think- no, rather, I KNOW- that this is the only website on the planet where the unadulterated bliss that is breastages can be tainted by people arguing about the intent of the women posting. For the love of Jebus, they're tits! Fucking ENJOY and quit fighting with each other.... here, lemme try to lay this one out a little better.
TITS= GOOOOOOOOOOOD
BULLSHIT ARGUING= Weakening our collective boners.
If you don't quit arguing, I'll have to beat my shrunken, raw dick against my computer screen. Again.
QUIT BITCHING
>unless it's about Bush.... there's something worth getting irate over....<
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-16 10:44:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
All it takes is for one or two girls to flash boobs without writing a post of substance for the rest of us to have to work twice as hard to get respect.
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Horseshit. Let's not make this into some sort of pseudo-feminist struggle for emancipation. Being a girl on uber is a piece of piss.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As expected, Mystia you have replied with a long analysis of my persona. If I took this website half as seriously as you do, maybe I'd feel bad, but I really don't give a shit.
Did you really think I care about a bunch a strangers? There are barely 5 persons I talk with outside of here. Strangely enough, most of them are the people I "insulted" the most who quickly realized that this was all in good fun.
So much drama out of a webpage. It's really pathetic when you think of it. Do you feel sastified at night when you've lurk around Uber, contributing nothing (will you ever post or are you afraid your life will come to a halt if we have something to criticize you about?) but dropping your self-righteous stance on every single opening available?
One could argue with you indefinitly but who has the endurance to argue with someone who gives so much importance to a website. It's not even fun and in long boring office hours, I want to have some entertainment, you know? In fact, it's rather pitiful since it looks like your fighting for your life. Do you have social interactions? Outside of here I mean?
Anyway, please encapsulate me again. It's important. I need to be enlightened on my evil demeanor. Shed light on my monstrous personality. Make me reflect on my behavior and the atrocities I have comitted so I can beg for the Internet God's mercy.
I will care, I promise.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:55:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:31:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY GOD.....BONER BONER BONER BONER I LOVE YOU
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best reaction EVAR!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:33:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
FREE HABEEB
FUCK A DOUBLE STANDARD
___________
BAN CIRCE!! PLEASE!! LET HER GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP!!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bossk -
1 - Circe
2 - Filthy
3 -
4 - AshK? (guessed, unconfirmed)
5 -
6 - Ashk? (guessed, kinda confirmed except Ash is a naughty little bitchtease who needs my teeth in her bottom lip)
7 -
8 - Merlina
9 - TigerLilly
10 - Always an Eagle
11 - CookieLass
12 - Mystiamoon
13 - Filthy
14 - Always an Eagle
15 -
16 - Ainkara? (guessed, unconfirmed)
17 -
18 - TigerLilly
19 -
20 - It's an owl, stupid.
21 - Circe the Basket Whore
22 -
23 -
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FREE HABEEB
FUCK A DOUBLE STANDARD
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
9 & 18 are tigerlilly's... that's all you need to know.
oh, and mystia's are the ones that are covered by a pink dress, but who gives a shit about the ones you can't see.
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I need to sleep a little each night, so I don't have time to scroll through all the responses. Can someone post a recap of which boobs are known at this time? (I see Ted Koppel doing a *live update* thing on this soon).
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:17:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:14:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Float on to the next thread with your ignominious attempts at hurting people, you are a miserable shell of a man.
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PwNEd!
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No, she was pre-PwNEd by Caulaincourt:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59505#1148684
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks girls. very nice!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59761
Might as well make this shit worth it
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:14:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Float on to the next thread with your ignominious attempts at hurting people, you are a miserable shell of a man.
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PwNEd!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Simple fix Caul,
DON'T READ IT, don't reply to it, and shut the fuck up and go read the next post. You are a souless, vacuum who tries to suck everyone else into your miserable existence by jumping into everything that you can just to be a mean hearted little shitstain.
I replied to his newest accusation of me not revealing which set I was. Some other shit he pulled out of his ass because his other argument got shut down when he realized I wasnt nude or even in undergarments.
When I'm accused of something I will respond and speak my side as often as I see fit. If it bothers you click the littel X in the top corner and be on your way to get shitty on a different thread.
When are you going to realize that you make me ill and I find you to be the equivilant of a cockroach that just won't die no matter how much poison it eats. You constantly say things like "I want to like Mystia cause she makes some sense, but i just can't" you've dropped those gems around quite often as if I care so much that you don't like me or that I might get excited by you saying you try to like me. Do you think that will make me try harder to please you or something? Even if you decided you did suddenly like me it would not change how I have always felt about you. I have no interest in having you like me, EVER. You try so hard to hurt me and you can't. I would have to have some amount of respect for you to begin with for anything nasty out of your mouth to hurt me even just a little.
Nothing you say has any validity because all you do is pick at EVERYBODY, you do nothimg else other than spew hate and misery, I argue too, we all do at times, but just about every thread with drama on it, all 10 thousand or so of them, HAVE ABOUT 10-35 REPLIES FROM YOU, even when you arent taking a side, you are just antagonizing it, continuing the ugliness and chiming in with your crude judgements of everyone. You do it on posts where you care nothing about the topic, you find anything to start a fight or try to flex your internet penis by taking someone down a notch for no reason other than you seem to need that high to survive in your twisted little existance.
Take a look in the mirror.
You are the epitomy of a hypocrite
Float on to the next thread with your ignominious attempts at hurting people, you are a miserable shell of a man.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59209 -- if anyone is bored.
aol radio rocks.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger, you really do have wonderful jugs. and I mean that. +2 for that shit!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:50:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-16 09:02:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, it is true along wih #9, I am 18 too! ;)
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thank you god for such glorious boobs.
now, in response to all this fighting -- shut the hell up, you're ruining the rhythms of my whacking.
wait, is the fighting still going on?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:44:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"But can I take this opportunity
to ask for a repeat Uberboobage post on Valentine's Day of 2033 when I'm 60? "
==============================
Silly, man. In 2033 the cyborgs will have wiped out most of the humans, and all tits will be bionic and equipped to dispense sea monkeys and tranqualizer darts....see that's how they will lure you close before they kill you and steal all your Franklin Mint collector plates.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No one gives a shit about you mystia. Shut the fuck up already!
The only reason you'll get your much cherrished last word is that you win by attrition, you don't even make sense. People get tired of reading your drama dumbshit replies. Personally, I can see my brain matter fleeing through my nostrils when I read them.
Again, shut the fuck up. Really.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Whether she was clothed or not is irrelevant, she had guys guessing and thinking which of the anonymous tits were hers"
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You have got to be the most ignorant, clueless, shit spouting , motherfucker on this site.
Why don't you read the thread top to bottom before you run your mouth, seriously, you have no idea waht an ass you are making of yourself.
As soon as I saw this post, MY VERY FIRST REVIEW WAS ME TELLING THAT I WAS # 12!!!!
I revealed my number right out of the gate, I was the first to do so, I was the first to say I wasn't going to go nude or even in a bra and since i didn't even show anything i told which I was 10 minutes after the damn post hit the front page.
I had told what number I was before any guessing even started.
God, listen to your idiocy, you are verbally spewing accusations with ZERO merit and the evidence to render your accusations null and void are in this very thread.
I Guess you couldn't be bothered to read the thread before you opened that can of drama causing ignorance, eh? and keep re-opening I might add.
So, I'm fully dressed in, formal wear even, and NO ONE ever had to guess which tits were mine because as soon as she posted it I told the world which number I was, so I was NEVER sitting here all giddy watching the guys guess my tits like you also accused me of.
What's your next big revelation that I can prove wrong and make a fool out of you with?
Please find more because proving someone wrong, and showcasing the fact that they're ignorant as all hell, has never been easier.
It's like a freebie, I don't even have to try, everything you have said has been the opposite of reality. Are you listening to the bad voices again, punkin?
wooooosh......
you were a test tube baby, weren't you?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Caul, you hurt my feelings *so* badly when you call me mean words over the internet."
Yeah, because impacting feelings of some male-built stupid anglo broad in Alabama, US (or some place) really is my top life priority. I just state my opinion. And expect the same.
Internet people are so fragile.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apology accepted and whatnot. I'm glad we can put this behind us.
Now, I can turn my attention to attacking the men of Uber.
Caul, you hurt my feelings *so* badly when you call me mean words over the internet.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-16 11:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hairycoo has a point. Mystia is truly hopeless. She looks depressed and bitter. She should hunt for some cock instead of lurking on the Internet, looking for a fight. At least when I argue, I get hits and english practice out of it. She just comes here to regurgitate her rancour on other women. I bet she'll answer that with a medium size essay. But now that I've said that, she won't. But now that I've said that she won't, she will. And so on...
Circe, if you weren't aging, I'd do ya. Just kidding, that was harsh =P
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-16 11:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can apologise some more! I can apologise like a motherfucker.
Manda, I was wrong. I've never been one to stick to my guns, and I'm not going to start over something as foolish as this. I was bitchy, judgemental, and callous. I feel shame at myself and it's keeping me awake at night.
I offer you this apology before a jury of our peers and hope you can see your way clear to putting all this silliness behind us.
In conclusion: My bad.
Circe/Lyn.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-02-16 11:30:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even though Mystia is the main culprit, she is stupider than a retarded dog and therefore has an unability to feel remorse or understand the hypcocrisy of her actions.
so
I think Circe should apologise instead of Mystia.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-16 11:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=110661890733466054#1148434
See? Done. Now let's stop this fussin' and fightin' and get down to some lovin'.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-16 11:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tits!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-16 11:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey yeah! I can do that! Awesome idea, Caul, you rock.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-16 11:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe - even if Manda looks like a rugby playing trisomic, I think "...are frankly disgusted with you because this is appealing to the lowest common denominator." is tad bit more mean than calling someone a hypocrite.
You should apologize after reconsidering.
My mediation skills are testament of my inexhaustible sapience.
I love me.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-16 11:10:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Hypocrisy" is such an ugly, ugly word, people.
I prefer "reconsider."
As in, "I reconsidered my stance on boobage when I realised that I need to share the religious wonder of my tits with a wider audience than just my dog."
I declare this post officially closed. For the next 355+ days, until next Valentine's Day, all posts are to be rated and discussed without regard to the author's mammary glands. If all you guys continue to be so adorably breast-obsessed and generally awesome, you could get another shot next year.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-16 11:02:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-16 04:42:29 (#)
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SEE, just like i said BOOBISM! you are a boobist and not in the good way that it sounds.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
mystia-- I won't apologize for what I like, but instead of thinking about it in a
negative light, try thinking about it as faithfulness... I've been together with
the same woman for nearly 19 years, which hasn't left a lot of room for experimentation
with women of varied body types.
what a shame, i thought you were kinda hot too....
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
NOW you tell me! If only I'd known...
oh well i'm taking my tits, you know, the ones that will remain on my chest and not sag to my knees when i'm 60 yrs old, and crossing you off my "To Do" list
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Well, I'm sure my entire family is breathing a little easier with that
threat to my marriage safely neutralized. But can I take this opportunity
to ask for a repeat Uberboobage post on Valentine's Day of 2033 when I'm 60?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-16 10:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-02-16 02:06:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice bodies, AND nice people? Yeah, you're not from Florida, not one of you.... I have a wonderful selection to choose from down here though- A) snobby and attractive or B) born in Louisiana bayou swamp water and uglier than the creature from the black lagoon. Thanks for verifying that my cynicism is only a local problem. I don't wanna move AGAIN.... where, oh where, should I go now? I give up....
Oh, and BOOBIES!!!!!!!!
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Actually, LadyPlural lives in Florida. Whereabouts are you? I ask mostly because I can tell you that at least where I am, there are different sorts of girls. And by that, I mean that we also have types C) born next to a cow pasture and quite possibly related to the cows, and D) some combination of slutty, semi-attractive, and snobby, but never the right combo.
Ehhh, go figure. I fall into E) not old enough for my category to matter to you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-16 10:46:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-02-16 09:39:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Stin - As far as Im concerned, the prudish ways that Mystia showed in Manda's post can fuck off back to the middle ages, but I think we both know that she didn't actually feel that strongly about Manda disgracing "womens intelligence and our (her) gender in general" and had a hidden jealous agenda.
Whether she was clothed or not is irrelevant, she had guys guessing and thinking which of the anonymous tits were hers, so she won't be getting out of this via that technicality. She played the game. She's a clothed participant in a porn film, watching, masturbating through her cheap evening gown - and whats even worse, in this film she would have a paper bag on her fucking head so the viewers (wankers) can guess which one is her! How humiliating is that?
OK maybe not the best analogy, but at least it got me hard, which is the important thing.
You guys were trying to get Manda to admit that she was doing it for attention, which she may well have been.... But I think you need to admit something to yourselves: Were you just jealous ?
By the way, the fact that you didn't show your faces in the post is in my opinion even more demeaning to women..., which I love so keep it up. """
HAahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaaaaa.
Quality review.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-16 10:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hairy -
As a woman on Uber, it can be very difficult to get respect and people to read what you write without the good old "show us your tits!" coming out somewhere. The "prudish" ways Mystia showed are actually something of a defence against that. All it takes is for one or two girls to flash boobs without writing a post of substance for the rest of us to have to work twice as hard to get respect.
I'm certain that Mystia is not jealous of Manda's boobs, and she certainly can't be jealous of the hits because she doesn't post! Mystia has perfectly lovely boobs of her own, as you can plainly see. She was also was very quick to identify her own boobs, so there was no question of her being confused with anyone else - naked or not.
I don't care who posts their boobs online. I resent the fact that it makes it harder for me as a female writer at times, but Uber is what it is. I just think if you're going to post a picture of your upper body and say "guess the size of my boobs" you have to be honest and say yes, I a) wanted everyone to see my tits and gaze in admiration and b) it's an attention-whoring tactic. You can't then complain about also receiving negative attention.
Finally, I can assure you fully and completely that I am not jealous. I made it onto Lucid's Top Whatever of Boobage, I'm a happy 36DD and I don't need anybody else to validate my tits to be happy. I personally would have felt more demeaned having my face on there and having my boobs forever being the universal point of recognition. I would rather people saw "Submitted by Stin" and thought "emo bullshit whiner" than "Oh, Stin; she was boobs x and y".
Manda, this was not a dig at you, just an observation. Please don't jump down my throat.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-16 10:35:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
poor MandaPanda...she is right. Some women who blasted her on her post are showing their boobs here. How hypocrite of them. I suppose it's more acceptable when you're part of a bandwagon.
I still hate her and think she looks like a sweaty lumbjerjack, but she IS right.
Silly vagina owners.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-16 10:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, it's so much easier to walk away from the computer and let you girls comment on my reviews than try to sit here and have my words twisted. I don't really care if you girls put your boobs on the internet. I really don't.
I should have specified about who that review was directed to. I wasn't griping about the girls that didn't have a problem with my posting my boobs on the internet. It was more towards the girls that camped out on my posts and -2'd the hell outta me just because they continued to bitch about everything I said.
Cookie, don't tell me I have selective hearing. This is a direct quote from a review on my post:
"http://www.ubersite.com/m/42196
That's where I got the idea from. I don't have a problem with my body. I actually like it very much so and I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world.
If you want to chastise me for being an attention whore, go right ahead. When did I ever deny it?
I only said that "my intent with this post was not *completely* attention. I posted my intentions at the top. Read them."
If you can't accept that for what it is, then fine. Your opinion doesn't matter, anyway."
You also said that I had low self-esteem and that I was using Uber to boost it. I actually laughed when you said that because it's not true. I'm comfortable with myself. What's so wrong with that?
Can we just end this catfighting, please? I promise not to comment any more with negative comments, if you promise to do the same.
I'm capable of not holding a grudge, how about you?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-02-16 09:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stin - As far as Im concerned, the prudish ways that Mystia showed in Manda's post can fuck off back to the middle ages, but I think we both know that she didn't actually feel that strongly about Manda disgracing "womens intelligence and our (her) gender in general" and had a hidden jealous agenda.
Whether she was clothed or not is irrelevant, she had guys guessing and thinking which of the anonymous tits were hers, so she won't be getting out of this via that technicality. She played the game. She's a clothed participant in a porn film, watching, masturbating through her cheap evening gown - and whats even worse, in this film she would have a paper bag on her fucking head so the viewers (wankers) can guess which one is her! How humiliating is that?
OK maybe not the best analogy, but at least it got me hard, which is the important thing.
You guys were trying to get Manda to admit that she was doing it for attention, which she may well have been.... But I think you need to admit something to yourselves: Were you just jealous ?
By the way, the fact that you didn't show your faces in the post is in my opinion even more demeaning to women..., which I love so keep it up.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-16 09:02:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, it is true along wih #9, I am 18 too! ;)
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree wholehear- Boobs...
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:19:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was doing my best to stay out of this, since nobody had cited me as a hypocrit yet, but I can let this one go.
Hairy, Mystia very nearly didn't participate in this for precisely this reason. What she, and I, and Cookie, and Circe, object to is that MandaPanda posted a picture of her boobs - and face - quite blatently to get the people gathered round saying "oh, isn't she pretty, doesn't she have great tits", and then refused to admit that it was what she wanted.
You may have noticed that nowhere on this thread have I identified my boobs. Yes, I have told the people who have asked me directly and away from Uber. I don't care who knows, but I refuse to have you come along and say "rah rah rah Stin's no better than MandaPanda".
We were asked to play, and to contribute to a silly post. There was no singling out of any particular person (except for the people with splendidly awesome cleavage, I hate them all!), there was no "Oh look at me, I'm so much better than you all because I have posted this pic" attitude about it which I, for one, felt from Manda. It was an obvious and unsubtle plea for some attention, which she bitched and whined about when she got it. This is just a boobmatcher; good, dirty fun.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-16 07:46:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mystiamoon: You are a fucking spastic and now qualify as my most hated user.
Just because there is a disclaimer saying that you may be a hypocrite, doesn't deter from the fact that you are one.
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God, you are a fucking serious idiot, aren't you?
It's a picture from a wedding. I'm in a full length pink satin gown.
HOW AM I A HYPOCRITE???
you are a sad little shit starting moron.
Posting a chest cropped picture of a fully dressed woman is far from even close to flashing your tits at you webcam and saying
"lolzz hay boyz guess teh sizee of my titties..teehee"
so in short
Eat me, loser.
-Fin
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-16 07:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What Stabby said.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-02-16 07:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mystiamoon: You are a fucking spastic and now qualify as my most hated user.
Just because there is a disclaimer saying that you may be a hypocrite, doesn't deter from the fact that you are one. Its like saying something like, "I know this might sound racist, and I may be lowering myself here, but I fucking hate all of those black cunts and I wish I could burn them all in a big bonfire'
Someone who acts so passionate about something as to call it 'a disgrace to womens intelligence and our gender in general.' and then participates in a game of almost exactly the same nature is a phoney, a jealous bitch and most likely really fuckin stupid.
dumb cunt.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-16 07:02:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
342's nothing... We got Chris Evans up to 400 in less time.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-16 05:20:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY FUCK! 342 HEAT!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-16 04:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apollo is 100% correct.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-16 04:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-16 02:15:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-16 01:50:53 (#)
I cant compare to some of those other womens Melons, but I'm not really tiny either...Think Samantha from sex and the city, mine look alot like hers naked, not small, not big,...juuuuust right.
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Interesting comparison... I never really liked that show,
but Samantha did have the best tits of the four.
But just to help visualize what my experience of just
right has been so far, I've never had sex with anyone
smaller than a DD cup. Hm, I suddenly feel so inexperienced...
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SEE, just like i said BOOBISM! you are a boobist and not in the good way that it sounds.
what a shame, i thought you were kinda hot too....
oh well i'm taking my tits, you know, the ones that will remain on my chest and not sag to my knees when i'm 60 yrs old, and crossing you off my "To Do" list
psh.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-16 04:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no way man, 18.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-16 04:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Number 9 are by far the best.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-16 03:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you can tell it's the shirt, or even the angle of the camera... i got your back cookie.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-16 03:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-16 03:00:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY! My boobs aren't lopsided! It's the shirt, and it's also the only picture that the stupid boyfriend would give the okay to. If this had been done tomorrow, it wouldn't matter what he thought. Stupid fucker.
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I totally was going to say something about that, It looked like one was 2 cup sizes larger than the other.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-16 03:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just now noticing that 13 is very nice
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-16 03:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY! My boobs aren't lopsided! It's the shirt, and it's also the only picture that the stupid boyfriend would give the okay to. If this had been done tomorrow, it wouldn't matter what he thought. Stupid fucker.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-16 02:46:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CookieLass, your boobs would scare dogs out of a meat locker.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-16 02:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-16 01:55:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
for the last time.... mine are #11.
geez.
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Really? I always pictured them differently in my mind. And yes, every woman I see a picture of on here I imagine what their breasts would look like.
But now this begs the question: I've seen lopsided boobs before (never quite so severe), but WHY would you take a picture of the SMALL one?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-16 02:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-16 01:50:53 (#)
I cant compare to some of those other womens Melons, but I'm not really tiny either...Think Samantha from sex and the city, mine look alot like hers naked, not small, not big,...juuuuust right.
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Interesting comparison... I never really liked that show,
but Samantha did have the best tits of the four.
But just to help visualize what my experience of just
right has been so far, I've never had sex with anyone
smaller than a DD cup. Hm, I suddenly feel so inexperienced...
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-16 02:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-16 01:55:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
for the last time.... mine are #11.
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i could marry your right boob.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-02-16 02:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice bodies, AND nice people? Yeah, you're not from Florida, not one of you.... I have a wonderful selection to choose from down here though- A) snobby and attractive or B) born in Louisiana bayou swamp water and uglier than the creature from the black lagoon. Thanks for verifying that my cynicism is only a local problem. I don't wanna move AGAIN.... where, oh where, should I go now? I give up....
Oh, and BOOBIES!!!!!!!!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-16 01:55:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for the last time.... mine are #11.
geez.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-16 01:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe I just need someone to show me what petite, perky breasts
can do for a man... someone with perfectly formed little tits
who's willing to educate me and change my outlook.
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Well, in all honesty I'm large B cup, my bras are tight, yet a C cup is a bit too roomy.
I'm between sizes I guess.
My girls are smashed down in that dress so they look smaller.
I cant compare to some of those other womens Melons, but I'm not really tiny either...Think Samantha from sex and the city, mine look alot like hers naked, not small, not big,...juuuuust right.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-16 01:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it.
1. Circe
2. FilthyAssistant
3. Pentameter
4.
5. Cookielass?
6. AshK
7. Ainkara?
8. ?
9. TigerLily
10. AlwaysAnEagle
11. ?
12. Mystiamoon
13. FilthyAssistant
14. AlwaysAnEagle
15. ?
16. Ainkara
17. ?
18. Tigerlily
19. Munkeypants
20. LadyPlural
21. Circe
22. ?
23. StrwbryFanatic
These are my guesses.
Plus Fucking Two.
Submitted by entropy (user info) at 2005-02-16 01:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
495
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-16 01:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-16 01:06:28 (#)
Submitted by Coyote (user info)
Can't stop coming back.
Anyone with a DDD or higher IM me.
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well, piss on you then.
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Never on a first date!
fucking boobism
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Maybe I just need someone to show me what petite, perky breasts
can do for a man... someone with perfectly formed little tits
who's willing to educate me and change my outlook.
i'm crying inside, hope you're happy!
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I'm happy as long as you're not REALLY pissing on me.
Submitted by entropy (user info) at 2005-02-16 01:26:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1 is Circe
i think
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-16 01:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this post has made me start wishing that i had boobs.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-16 01:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
9 is Tiger dude. Dammit we need to have an AIM list of eveyrone on Uber who wants to divulge that kinda of info.
+2 for more titties. heh.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-02-16 01:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think #9 is Munkey.
After that I just reverted to staring.
Now if you will excuse me I have to post this comment so that I can go back to staring.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-16 01:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-16 00:57:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't stop coming back.
Anyone with a DDD or higher IM me.
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well, piss on you then.
fucking boobism
i'm crying inside, hope you're happy!
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-16 00:57:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't stop coming back.
Anyone with a DDD or higher IM me.
Submitted by entropy (user info) at 2005-02-16 00:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reasoning?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59344
note the awesome hotness that is the mediterranean
complexion
Submitted by entropy (user info) at 2005-02-16 00:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I MUST KNOW!!!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-16 00:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by entropy (user info) at 2005-02-16 00:39:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe Im wrong but is #18 Pentameter?
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that's a pretty good guess... pentameter! where are you!?
Submitted by entropy (user info) at 2005-02-16 00:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe Im wrong but is #18 Pentameter?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-16 00:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this post has really CHANGED ubersite. Not necessarily for better or for worse, but it seems like a real moment of evolution for this little community, sort of like the apes touching the monolith in "2001: A Space Odyssey".
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-16 00:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i want to take number 18 to prom.
wait. does college have prom?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-02-16 00:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why in the sweet name of free booze!?!?! Why isn't this have a perfect +2 rating!?!?! A plague on all the houses of those that don't +2 this. A plague I say!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-15 23:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-15 23:38:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
The only ones I have a clue about (that haven't already been announced) are 5 and 21. I think they are Munkeypants and Circe, respectively?
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read the thread, most of us admitted what numbers we were...most after much guessing. I came right out the gate saying I was 12, cause i'm one of the only one in clothes so there was no mystery anyway, i didn't really show anything.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-15 23:43:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wiggles, no and yes.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-15 23:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The only ones I have a clue about (that haven't already been announced) are 5 and 21. I think they are Munkeypants and Circe, respectively?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-15 23:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm saying this and then I'm not clicking on this link for the rest of the night.
Manda. Miss Selective Hearing. I'm glad that you chose to cut and paste the bit of my comment that you did, because I would like to highlight the fact that I said I didn't give a shit that you put your tits on the site. I cared that you were denying the attention-whorishness of the whole thing. I declared my attention-whoring down at the bottom of the comments on this post. Or maybe it was middle-ish... I dunno. I even whined that my boobages weren't getting the attention that I had hoped (damn you Uber-mamas and your fine fine mammaries!). You may do with your boobies as you like, just don't deny your true reasoning. I flashed my booty on ass-matcher too. All for attention. Because I wasn't having a pretty day, and I needed affirmation from random internet horndogs. Which I got.
Sideburns likes my boobie! neener neener neener!!!
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-15 23:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BigCore (user info) at 2005-02-15 22:39:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's times like this that I wish I was religious, so that I'd have a deity to thank.
You ladies rock. Thanks for the great present.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-15 22:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm saving so much money on porn subscriptions thanks to this post.
Circe, you're not only the epitome of woman that I would gladly serve my left testicle to as an offering, but your helping me be thrifty with my dollar.
...
I will be your slave in the afterlife and love every minute of it.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-15 22:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
473+2 is my lucky number.
boo ya, bitches.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-15 22:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Play nice, kids. :o)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 22:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy...right again!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-15 22:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
alright manda, i don't want to talk on the subject any further either, but please stop giving this glorious post negative ratings.
for the sake of all that is good in this world...
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-15 22:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Manda:
"Of course we want to make you happy. But do we want to embrace hypocrisy? Some of us are vocally opposed to boobie camwhores. Do we throw ourselves into the gutter, just to make you happy? Do we lower ourselves to the level of THINGS, just for you?
The answer, of course, is yes.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Go donate to breast cancer research."
At no point did I say, ever, that this was better or worse than yours. It's a bit of fun.
Yeah, I changed my mind. So? I do that about eighteen times a day. It's unfortunate that sometimes it's saved on the internet for people to point to. Most of the time I can change my mind with no harm done.
Stop being bad tempered about it.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-15 22:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mystia, are you stupid? I only copied and pasted the comments you left on my post. Why do you have to make everything about you?
Not to this degree, Wardy. That's all I care to say on this matter.
I'm sure you women will continue to bitch about this when I leave, but hey. Go for it.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-15 22:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-15 21:58:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how you take everything so personally, Mystia.
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My NAME was in your little handicapped rant about 7 times...Of COURSE I TOOK IT PERSONALLY.
Stupid tart.
You are just trying to save face now because you were CLEARLY wrong to accuse me of hypocrisy.
That's all the attention you will get by baiting me
Float on....
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-15 22:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what the deuce? minus twos?!?!
damn you manda. damn you to hell!
i'm not going to read whatever bullshit cat fight you girls are arguing about, all i know is that you, manda, flashed your boobies to all of uber about a month ago. so chill mother fucker.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 21:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's face the facts here, Manda...If any of you broads had any brains at all, you'd be curing cancer instead of giving erections to random internet stranger dorks. Like me, minus the dork part.
Hence, the wishy-washy, flip-flop nature of the same chicks who were reaming you in your post.
Most of these young ladies can barely put together a grocery list...you expect them to now be consistent in their opinions?
Ain't gonna happen.
The fact is, they were, for the most part, jealous that they didn't do the post that YOU did first...or that their rack isn't of the high quality that yours seemed to be.
Now that I've straightened that out, come on over to my place and rub your jugs up and down my bird.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-15 21:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how you take everything so personally, Mystia.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-15 21:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ManDa, shut your skeezy hole.
I am fully dressed in this photo. It was from last spring when I stood up in a wedding.
Would you like to see the entire pic? You can clearly see I'm not flashing my tits at a webcam for boys to rate and guess size.
You know what, Bambi? The more you speak the more of a bimbo you solidify yourself to be.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-15 21:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure you girls are sitting there, thinking, "Oh, Manda doesn't have any room to talk about this subject." But ya know what?
At least my boobs stayed in the bra.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-15 21:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, I was thinking about this. At first I thought it was pretty cool that you "ladies" decided to do this for the men. Then I realized that this is actually pretty damn skanky. So what if it's anonymous? I'm sure you told all your Uberbuddies which ones were yours. It's kinda funny how things change in such a short time. But, hey, I'll let you girls do the talking with your own words:
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-01-26 00:40:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Manda, the reason you're getting attacked for this isn't because anyone's jealous or bitter. You do yourself a disservice by spouting that bullshit. They (and by this I mean CookieLass and mystiamoon, both of whom I respect for their no-shit attitudes) are frankly disgusted with you because this is appealing to the lowest common denominator.
You have tits? Big fucking deal, honey. Everybody has tits. I have rather spectacular tits. But I'm not gonna post a picture of them on Uber because I have a thousand other things that are uniquely ME that I can throw onto the internet.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I don't want to start this up again but its the first time I've read this and I agree with Circe completly.
Now I'm going to look up on your other posts to see of your brain is as popular as your gratutious boob showing. Sorry Manda, but this doesn't impress me at all. If you want to impress the boys you have. Well done. Now go out in the street and strip to the waist and you'll earn even MORE 'friends'.
Jeeez..
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-26 00:06:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:07:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
because attention whores who won't admit that they're attention whores piss me off. If you had said, "Yeah, I'm bored and I'm having a day where I don't feel real pretty, so I needed a little moral support" I'd have +2ed you about 50 times. But hiding a self-esteem boost in the guise of a "contest" and then denying that you're doing it for attention is stupid and childish.
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I agree with cookie, AGAIN!
you are a disgrace to womens intelligence and our gender in general.
i'm sure the one track minded boys loved it though
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-26 00:45:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-01-26 00:07:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Someones are jealous of nice boobages.
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Hardly. I happen to have lovely breasts. My boyfriend can vouch for that. I just don't need the sort of validation that comes from flashing them at strangers on the internet. And it's not even that that I'm criticizing. They're her tits, and she's more than free to show them to whoever she wants, whenever she wants. My issue is with the fact that she's not owning up to the fact that she did it for attention. "I'm bored, so I thought I would spice up the day by showing my boobs! tee hee!" Please. I'm not even calling her a slut. I'm saying that if she's going to flash boobs on the internet to a bunch of drooling strangers, she should at least be honest about why. I'm not condemning her breasticles, I'm condemning her faulty reasoning.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-15 21:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no schlongy, i don't have to ask permission to look at boobs.
i just have to ask to put my wiener in between them.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 21:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I sure hope, for your sake, that you don't have to "seek permission" from your broad to look at some random tits.
If so...leave her. Now.
You'll thank me later when you meet a normal, non jealous broad.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-15 21:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wait... negate that last statement... that makes me sound creepy.
ahh fuck it. i jerk off seven times a day.
to women.
alright. alright. sometimes to transvestites too.
okay, fuck you. mostly men.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-15 21:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-15 20:23:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wardy, is that your job tonight?
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i think so. no homework. girlfriend is home studying orgo. yup, i can look at boobs all night and not get into trouble.
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-02-15 20:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello, I'm an eccentric zillionairre
I'll pay £1,000,000,000 to take 18 to dinner.
Hot damn............
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-15 20:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry +2 Damn...i am drunk again.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-15 20:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wardy, is that your job tonight?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-15 20:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*auto boob review generator to maintain heat and hits*
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-02-15 19:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should'a included the bra sizes too so the manfolk coulda learned sump'in
Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-02-15 19:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurray for titties!
16 has exceptional breasts. 16, whoever you are, you have a nice rack!
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
boobs
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ya know what's really sad...
All the shit some of you ladies gave Manda for posting her covered boobs... and now you submit yours nekkid.
Pretty fucking hypotcritical
NO +2 FOR YOU
only +1 cuz... well they are boobies!
-Brian
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tim - nope
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:37:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
without reading the reviews.
19 = munkeypants.
and the -2 is because, although I like boobies, I've had the shittiest weekend ever and these aren't fucking helping.
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Shitty week-end = boobs on the Internet?
No wonder the world is at war with all the porn in cyberspace.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
without reading the reviews.
19 = munkeypants.
and the -2 is because, although I like boobies, I've had the shittiest weekend ever and these aren't fucking helping.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Score that. 22
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know 21! I know 21!
La-lala-lalaaa-laaa
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is destined to become one of the most viewed messages EVAR!!!!!
With good reason.
-Dave
(Yes I came back again a day later just to revel in the joyous sight that is BOOBS, clothed or otherwise)
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There are so many things wrong with this post and the reviews. Wow.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jes' look at all dem whiteys!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-15 15:48:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
........
Thankyou.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-15 15:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It isn't so much moral fiber as it is maximizing profitability. If people will pay me for the information, I'm perfectly willing to tell. But they won't. Fuckers.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-15 15:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*grins the grin of one who both knows and doesn't have any integrity or moral fibre whatsoever*
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-15 15:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I KNOW WHICH OTHER TITS ARE TIGERLILLY'S!!!
But I'll never tell.
Unless somebody pays me.
Or if she says I can.
So yeah, I'll never tell.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:56:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that's a lot of cum on 18...
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:31:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I LIKE BIG BREASTICLES!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:44:57 (#)
Ranking:
Hey Tiger, um... Er... Two questions.
1) The one floating around, is it the non-cropped version of the one on the collage?
2) Can you bring those pearls to Vegas? I'm jealous of them, and want to hurt them...
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No.
No. They are real and very expensive. You must not hurt my pearl necklace.
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually the reaction to seeing a bunch of boobs isn't so much turned-on as it is just delighted.
They really evoke genuine happiness.
It's as if you're 4 years old and someone gives you some Play-Doh, a toy gun, a puppy, a quarter, a baseball mitt, a comic book and some ice cream.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
when do we get to see some poon?
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stiffener of all penis (+2)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Tiger, um... Er... Two questions.
1) The one floating around, is it the non-cropped version of the one on the collage?
2) Can you bring those pearls to Vegas? I'm jealous of them, and want to hurt them...
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1.83 on 428 reviews in one day?! ....I guess we really do love boobies.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2005-02-15 08:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NUMBER 18 IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
that will be all.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-15 07:09:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT!HEAT!HEAT!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-02-15 06:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, you shoulda emailed me. Mine are awesome.
I called it, did I not?
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-04-26 23:54:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
I know.
A boobie directory.
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I shoulda put it together..now the almighty Circe gets all the glory (and deserves it! cause she rocks!)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-15 06:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:44:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Did I mention I made Tiger's pic my background?
Tiled, even, so I see it many many times...
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Thanks doll. That was awful nice of you. There is another
pic out there lurking in the shadows too. Find it and you
win a prize. Hint: This one doesn't have pearls.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:34:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
TigerLilly, you have luscious breasts and a wonderous sense of humor (the necklace).
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Lady, you are just too kind. I do like them too. They're fun to play with.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-15 06:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shandy - meh. I don't know Bart, and I'm fairly sure it's not that a big a deal to get mentioned in a boob post.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-02-15 06:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"If he's not as funny as Comicbookguy, as cute as JMG, as wise and awesome as BigMike, as all-out hands-up-my-skirt sexy as Coyote, as crazy as GLALL, as cool as Tinactin, as well-endowed as Hidden, as nuts as Donkey..."
i'm used to being left off these lists and just shrug the hurt away, but surely omitting BART, the Great Creator, was a bit of a social blunder?????
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-15 05:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My, oh my, that's a whole lotta titty! DAMN! Lathered soapy goodness too.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-15 04:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-15 03:46:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
This seems to be a good post to ask on: how is "heat" determined??
Is it how many different users have reviewed it?
How many - or + 2s it gets??
It's always under the number of reviews but never the same.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/47934
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-15 04:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
6000 hits in 27.5 hours.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-15 03:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This seems to be a good post to ask on: how is "heat" determined??
Is it how many different users have reviewed it?
How many - or + 2s it gets??
It's always under the number of reviews but never the same.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-15 03:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pretty sure she already did.
Circe, your tits make me want to crawl to austrailia on my hands and knees, yipping like a small dog all the way.
(see the lengths I go to to get her to read my posts)
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-15 03:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-15 03:10:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe, shut up about turtles and....
SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS FLOOZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-15 03:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe, shut up about turtles and....
SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS FLOOZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-15 02:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you highlight, you'll see those are Vs, not Ws.
But no, he didn't.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-15 02:51:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-15 02:03:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna let my turtle walk all over the keyboard.
---------------------------------------------------
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv32
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Hey hey hey he wrote "vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv32"
He's a genius!
_____________
*stares at my keyboard*
Your turtle didn't move much, did he?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-15 02:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna let my turtle walk all over the keyboard.
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vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv32
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Hey hey hey he wrote "vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv32"
He's a genius!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-15 01:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who ever numbers 13 and 18 are, those are some fine, fine mammalian glands!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-15 01:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:29:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Again; I'm really, really sorry to everyone who wasn't involved and wanted to be. I just didn't have your AIM or anything
~*~*~*~*~*~
If you are really upset, email then to me and they can be posted along with the Ubermenz skin shots. lojope.at.juno.com
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-15 01:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can die happy.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-15 01:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NEVER!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-15 01:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bob, dude... let it die with dignity.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-15 01:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
why is this off the mrr?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-14 23:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
An actual, serious, no shitting real pic of my cock for all to see, with my name and a sign.
Or $20.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 23:31:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck it. Here you go. The list of people that contributed, and their numbers:
Will be revealed as soon as someone makes me an offer I can't refuse.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 23:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no one has told who 18 is plural.
sheesh.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-14 23:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, stop being so damn lazy and find it out yourself. Hit 'Ctrl' and 'f' and type in 18.
IT ISN'T THAT HARD, MAN
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
here here hoo ray for boobies!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
who is #18?... haven't kept up on these reviews, but i'd like to know
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did I mention I made Tiger's pic my background?
Tiled, even, so I see it many many times...
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my guess is that the person who thought of this has the BIGGEST boobs
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TigerLilly, you have luscious breasts and a wonderous sense of humor (the necklace).
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:31:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who, me?
*blinks rapidly in an effort to look innocent but succeedes only in getting an eye stuck shut somehow and has to be rushed to the emergency room, where they are at once amused at my predicament and impressed by the world-class tits that I possess.*
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:13:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
You made me cry tears of joy. Give whoever told you to do that *cough roxqie cough* oral sex.
----------------------
Done and DONE!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fantastic!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think there are so many uber boobies here that they need their own terminology, so I am hereby coining the term "bübies"...
and if you don't like that, if that's not marketing genius enough for you, then try "bübers"... Either way, it stands to reason that these ladies deserve them kind of props.
So raise your glasses with me and sing in the style of Monty Python:
"Every büb is sacred...
Every büb is great.
If a büb is wasted
God gets quite irate."
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:08:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh*
<yell> <yell> <yell> breeding stock <scream> <complain> how dare you <yell> <bitch> <complain> women are inferior <scream> <bitch> <complain> i'm engraged
there.
happy?
_______________
You made me cry tears of joy. Give whoever told you to do that *cough roxqie cough* oral sex.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh*
<yell> <yell> <yell> breeding stock <scream> <complain> how dare you <yell> <bitch> <complain> women are inferior <scream> <bitch> <complain> i'm engraged
there.
happy?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is much better than the Vegas collage I have put together...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Come down off that smokestack and eat your The Chekt, my poupaw used to say....
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-14 21:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wanking,.
Isn't it obvious?
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-02-14 21:53:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But which set tastes the best?
Submitted by Jaineix (user info) at 2005-02-14 21:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh wow...oh...oh...ahh....wow...
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-14 21:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wooo, I got "thank you" plus twos!!!!
I feel so special!!
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-14 21:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Filthy, I can't say if you are right or wrong, but if those were my boobs that would be my husband's hand. And no, he isn't a midget.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-14 21:13:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This just went off most recently reviewed.
What are you doing people???
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-14 21:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pentameter is #2?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-14 21:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:58:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
For me, The Top Ten Uber Babe Boobage in Boobanomical order is :
1 - #9 (It's the pearl necklace that makes this one extra special..know what I mean?)
2 - #16
3 - #15
4 - #22
5 - #13
6 - #1
7 - #14
8 - #3
9 - #4
10- #5
The award for Mutant Uber Boob most likely to attract ants at a picnic goes to : #2
The award for Uber Boobs I'd most like to use as a pillow on a long over seas flight goes to : #1
The award for best subject matter goes to #21 who's understated "You can look but you can't touch!" fascinated the judging panel when they realized they could still poke them through the basket, but could not turn the radio dials.
Happy Valentine's day all. May your day be filled with delicious thoughts of the night yet to come.
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Yay! I won an award!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS WILL BE A WEEKLY SERIES.
IF I DON'T SEE A FUCKING SEQUEL OR TWO I WILL PUNCH THE INTERNET IN THE FACE UNTIL UBERSITE EXPLODES
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So, like, I went to sleep and had a really good dream about boobs. Thank you.
Submitted by ihurtFeellings (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
....*Gets a glass of water*....
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Again; I'm really, really sorry to everyone who wasn't involved and wanted to be. I just didn't have your AIM or anything.
Also:
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:58:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
For me, The Top Ten Uber Babe Boobage in Boobanomical order is :
1 - #9 (It's the pearl necklace that makes this one extra special..know what I mean?)
2 - #16
3 - #15
4 - #22
5 - #13
6 - #1
7 - #14
8 - #3
9 - #4
10- #5
The award for Mutant Uber Boob most likely to attract ants at a picnic goes to : #2
The award for Uber Boobs I'd most like to use as a pillow on a long over seas flight goes to : #1
The award for best subject matter goes to #21 who's understated "You can look but you can't touch!" fascinated the judging panel when they realized they could still poke them through the basket, but could not turn the radio dials.
____________
I won two awards!!! Wooooo!!!
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit!!!!!!!!!!
**pants explode**
Submitted by lnknptheory (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanna sex #1!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But i get that I am wearing Midget snot! Midget snot is wonderful for
the skin and helps with wrinkles. Didn't you know?
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
after further investigation Tigerlilly is my favorite.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice work ladies. i would like to take this golden oppurtunity to apologize to all I have battled with in the past. Now, I'm not doing this because of the boobs. I'm saying sorry because you all have hearts of gold to try and make strangers happy. I'm sure those I have battled with provoked me but, I was probably waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy too harsh in my retaliation. Again, sorry ladies- especially mystia and cookie. They're all gorgeous!
Oh yeah- the words and borders and shit are nice too!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
vSubmitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:03:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
*head in hands* Sweet jesus...work with me here.. Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:03:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
*head in hands* Sweet jesus...work with me here...
Sorry doll. I have had a really long day and I am jacked up on cold meds.
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:18:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
These posts are eventually gonna cause nothing but "catfights".
Oh, and erections.
But the catfights should be entertaining.
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Your fights are always entertaining, Shlongy... but don't kid yourself about the erections, it's only you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These posts are eventually gonna cause nothing but "catfights".
Oh, and erections.
But the catfights should be entertaining.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:13:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is #13 a Hermie?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Busted.
Did you see what I did there? Bust-ed? AHA...AHAHAHA....AHAHAHAHahaha...ha.....ha.....hahah....
....aha.
*cough*
I'll get my coat.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go to bed... She can work with you there.;)
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*head in hands* Sweet jesus...work with me here...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:56:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh* Fantastic tits, but she's not too bright...
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I told so many anyway...doesn't matter. Or, were you
talking about something else?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha filthy pwn3d tiger with da sarcasm
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Creep, we all sold our souls (and boobs!) to the devil to get Circe this kind of hits and heat!
Hope y'all appreciate it!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:56:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:55:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:46:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's what number 9 is alluding to.
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I am #9 and that would be the lovely "Pearl Necklace".
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*sigh* Fantastic tits, but she's not too bright...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, number 9 is pretty fucking classy.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:55:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:46:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's what number 9 is alluding to.
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I am #9 and that would be the lovely "Pearl Necklace".
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's what number 9 is alluding to.
Yes, that's right. Midget snot.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanna know what's on Filthy's tit in pic 2.
Is that just slobber or honey or something?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ubmitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:58:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like to come back and see if
A) Anyone has guessed my boobies.
or
B) Anyone has given me a "thank you" +2 on an old post.
alas....*sob*
The happy news? I can scroll up and look at the boobies for hapiness.
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4 and 6. I only pray that it isn't your manly hand.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hands up if you scrolled down straight past the text
nice one circe
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:13:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:52:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Highest heat ever 1000+ http://www.ubersite.com/m/10153
Razor nuked this post with over a 1000 -2's in 45 mins.
I once set a record for least amount of "heat", all time with this gem.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57900
I bet this post also had its hand in a record- most amount of semen thrown, while at work, in a day.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
circe is going to make mva for this.
although her soul will rot in hell. damn you!
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like to come back and see if
A) Anyone has guessed my boobies.
or
B) Anyone has given me a "thank you" +2 on an old post.
alas....*sob*
The happy news? I can scroll up and look at the boobies for hapiness.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, Circe.. this went over really well, eh?
Man.. too bad I've been at work all day. I would have joined in on the heat!
Ah, well.. none of you guessed mine right. And I won't be giving it up, either.
..Nor will shitfuck.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd have to sell my soul to the devil to get this kind of hits and heat.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, I wanted in.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
4k hits in a day. Amazing.
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh have another
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
5, 9, 13, 15, 14, 22, 16, 7, 21...
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:57:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I never want to hear "SHOW US YOUR TITS" again!
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Yeah, I think that's the way it usually works - you ask for something, get it, and then never ask again.... yeah.
SHOW US YOUR TITS!
AGAIN!
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:50:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what, Circe? FUCK YOU! Now I'll never make most heated.
Also. <ejaculates>
Masterbation time: 0.78 seconds.
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There's something horribly wrong with looking at that many fine pairs of boobies and still being worried about making Most Heated.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow... that's a lot of reviews...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Neverending Thread: http://www.ubersite.com/m/9564
2500+ reviews
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you girls will hold a special spot in my heart for a long long long time... Happy V-Day!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Highest heat ever 1000+ http://www.ubersite.com/m/10153
Razor nuked this post with over a 1000 -2's in 45 mins.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't this thing has left "most recently reviewed" for about 19 hours now...
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what, Circe? FUCK YOU! Now I'll never make most heated.
Also. <ejaculates>
Masterbation time: 0.78 seconds.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:46:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Some very nice ones, and some very heinous ones. Should balance out right? Nah, I still saw a bunch of tits, so +2. Next post....butts of uber.
__________________________________________________________________
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59504
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:02:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
the highest heat i have ever seen is 565 by mick's word association.
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wasn't the highest heat ever the post about jocks and nerds and some kid not living up to his daddy's expectations? something like that?
didn't that hit 600?
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:46:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Some very nice ones, and some very heinous ones. Should balance out right? Nah, I still saw a bunch of tits, so +2. Next post....butts of uber.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this thing losing heat?
I can't help it. I said to, like, 8 people... okay i'll tell you which ones
are mine. just don't tell anyone else!!
I might as well say...
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:16:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ditto too.
i almost wish i'd have shown a bit more, i didn't know you crazy bitches were going full on nude.
oh well, maybe next time
baby steps
circe barely got the clothed one out of me.
she begs really well.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the greatest gift ever. Thank you, ladies.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:10:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
This post is so out of hand and awesome. I'm proud to be a part of it.
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Ditto!
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This post is so out of hand and awesome. I'm proud to be a part of it.
Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
w000000000000000t!
21 ..... IT'S LIKE FATE CUZ MAH FAV PRIME NO. IS 21 OH WAIT 21 IS NOT PRIME IS DOES NOT MATTER HARHAR ROXXOR !1!111!111!11!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the highest heat i have ever seen is 565 by mick's word association.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have contributed :(
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:52:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yea for #22!!!!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
23 = strwbryfanatic.
yep.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's the burn victim in slot #2?
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:29:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'A thing of beauty is a joy forever.'
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:24:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:52:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, how many of you used ice?
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My method of THO was cropped from the picture.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
speaking of which, does anyone know the highest the heat has ever gotten here? i can't say i've ever seen it over 300...
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:19:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heat.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I the only one who thinks thats 21's cans remind me of those three dudes with the big wicker hats from Bing Trouble in Little China?
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:30:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I the only one who sees the midget hand in #6? It's either a midget hand or a GIGANTIC boobie.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha
gasp
aaaaahahahahhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaha
snort
giggle
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:10:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
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for some reason, I'm ridiculously good at this. Ask TigerLily.
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Yes. oh yes you are.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even though I could give a shit what the Breasts of Uber look like, I give you a +2 anyways because, well because you do truly kick ass.
P.S. If the Uber manly masses are actually wanking over pics of boobs, well, all I'll say is that it is a wonderful thing to be young.
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I the only one who sees the midget hand in #6? It's either a midget hand or a GIGANTIC boobie.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you all ladies.
I have reciprocated.
GO PEENER WOO!!!!!!
-Dave
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well thank everything good,nice and pure. At least I'm not the one who has to go collecting man-bits from all over to keep you girls happy. Lojope, I owes ya.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just want to pour baby oil all over 19 and...
Damn. Is it hot in here?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dammit, i would have got Filthy right.
Circe 3, 5?
Munkeypants 15,16?
this is so hard! haha
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ainkara's 7 and 16.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:07:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:02:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah. Filthy is 2.
Maybe 13.
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But....but.....how?
Damn you.
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for some reason, I'm ridiculously good at this. Ask TigerLily.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:02:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah. Filthy is 2.
Maybe 13.
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But....but.....how?
Damn you.
Submitted by sway (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shitfuck, which ones are WiKi's?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah. Filthy is 2.
Maybe 13.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that we can all leave this site, as Bart's Purpose has been met.
Thank-you for the wonderful Valentine Circe. It's too bad that the male counterpart cannot rival this dedication. We are simply not nearly as attractive as women, as %100 of the population would agree.
Ahh..
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For me, The Top Ten Uber Babe Boobage in Boobanomical order is :
1 - #9 (It's the pearl necklace that makes this one extra special..know what I mean?)
2 - #16
3 - #15
4 - #22
5 - #13
6 - #1
7 - #14
8 - #3
9 - #4
10- #5
The award for Mutant Uber Boob most likely to attract ants at a picnic goes to : #2
The award for Uber Boobs I'd most like to use as a pillow on a long over seas flight goes to : #1
The award for best subject matter goes to #21 who's understated "You can look but you can't touch!" fascinated the judging panel when they realized they could still poke them through the basket, but could not turn the radio dials.
Happy Valentine's day all. May your day be filled with delicious thoughts of the night yet to come.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I never want to hear "SHOW US YOUR TITS" again!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.
LOVE!
I want to put my guesses up for these, but I've already been made to promise not to because I'm right. Frustrated in so many ways right now.
What time does my wife get back from work again?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:36:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Filthy is 7 and 17.
Do I win?
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Not even close.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have enough time to read all of the reviews to try to piece together this glorious puzzle, but I just wanted to say well done.
You Uberladies have some nice titties.
...Well, most of you.
Haha, how many of you used ice?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't even keep up with the reviews on this thing.
Heh. I know most of these. God I love being me.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Show us your tits!
Oh yeah...
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:36:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the mammories!
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Filthy is 7 and 17.
Do I win?
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Allright, guys, we've finally got what we wanted.
Now I don't know what to do with myself any more.
Oh, yes I do. I just can't do it at work.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
best. post. ever.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
13. Strwbryfanatic
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That is a wrong answer.
But good guess.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NUMBERS 15 AND 22!! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE YOU PURCHASED YOUR UNDERGARMENTS!! E-MAIL ME IF NECESSARY
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:39:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to take my life into my hands and try to guess at least some of these.
16. FilthyAssistant
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Nope, not quite. Clue: I'm on there twice and I'm a shameless whore.
Uhh, attention whore I mean, yeah, that's it...*guilty silence*
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I came everywhere.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:25:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
well, I won't be telling which ones are mine.
I will go so far as to be in the midst of all this but I ain't tellin!
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I know which ones are yours!
Remember that one time...
Oh, yes...I do...like it was yesterday!
;)
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and my legs want to date number 18
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:58:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shameless hitwhore!
Good work.
_________
Oh, it's not shameless. It's the shame that makes it so fucking good... dirty dirty hitwhore... nasty dirty little
oh
ohhh
nasty
so nasty
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it possible to fall in love with a pair of tits?
If so, tits number 13, will be my arse's valentine?
Inspirational work!
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shameless hitwhore!
Good work.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I already said which are mine, darling hadley...
your valentine ROCKS, btw.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your photoshopping skills make me all wet....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:36:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:30:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well it ain't hard to figure out. You submitted at least one out of the following 5, according to your own words....From there it is simply comparison to find them all...
So...I'll guess 9.
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*buzzer* wrong answer.
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Now, be a little nicer or you won't get a post full of faint praise and worship for the Valentine....
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mammaries...
Light the corners of my mind
Luscious, firm and tasty mammaries
Of the Uber girls
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:25:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
those are nice boobies
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Thanks!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Uber community is cool as fuck.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
has anyone started photoshopping faces on these torsos yet?
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF is number 2 supposed to be?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can see your boobs!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
those are nice boobies
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well, I won't be telling which ones are mine.
I will go so far as to be in the midst of all this but I ain't tellin!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:52:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dave, are you just going to stare at tit all day or what?
I <3 U!
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Pretty much.
The feeling is mutual BTW.
-Dave
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:16:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:10:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
To #16: Very nice. Very nice. You get my vote.
So, who's 16?
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I know and I'm not telling.
-Dave
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:13:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Monarch - Scroll down, dude. Quite a few people know who 16 is.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ash, because I only took that pic yesterday and found it inexplicably hilarious.
Oops.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To #16: Very nice. Very nice. You get my vote.
So, who's 16?
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mark wants to know why he didn't get to see the basket o boobs. He wants to order one.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think #1 is entitled to the #1 spot!
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all about pair number 16
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to know who #22 is so I can ask er where she got that killer bra... it's excellent.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:56:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
How about a "Labia of Uber" next time?
____________
It'd make my color co-ordinated borders kinda boring.
Pink, red, pink, pink, white, red, pink, green..... ewwww.... make that one a black and white so no one can tell.... pink.. pink...
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad to hear it, Ash... I've only got the one, you know. Yes... I lost the other one in a bad hoover accident.... stupid sex-machines.... I mean.... uh..... thanks *runs away*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How about a "Labia of Uber" next time?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
TO SAVE SCROLLING:
It has been announced, deduced, or blackmailed that
12 is Mystiamoon
11 is CookieLass
10 and 14 are AlwaysAnEagle
Carry on.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cookie, that is one sexy boob.
My husband saw the boobies pre-post and drooled profusely in the general direction of your lovely tit.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dave, are you just going to stare at tit all day or what?
I <3 U!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well, you got it in 3, Dave. Alas, the proud owner of the lovely #5 boobies has more shame than I. I am, in fact... #11.
God I hope Mike doesn't leave me over this....
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:25:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dave... is there any rhyme or reason to your guessing, I'd like to know? Or are you just guessing wildly? Do tell me your system, love.
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Early on you replied to this
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:34:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:10:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Boob number 9 tastes like computer monitor.
Coincidentally, so do numbers 4, 5, 10, and 11.
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WOO! Uberhottie licked my boobies through the screen!
Which ones? I'll never tell!
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Initially I had you as 5, but have been kind of working through the rest, after trying to compare to how I see you and how I think your mind works.
Hence my latest guess.
-Dave
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a great post.
I'm waiting for Mrs. Shlongy to go to work so I can rub one out.
Anyone that submitted a pic of her rack for this post should be commended...and rest snugly, knowing that Shlongy would hang out with you.
On a side note, when we were in Breckenridge at some outstanding Irish Pub, Mrs. Shlongy flashed her outstandingly perfect fake rack at the bartender so that my SISTER could get some blinking Corona beads, and I could get the Dropkick Murphys on the bar CD player.
Applause, applause.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:35:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have the list.
I'm poor.
Do the math.
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The thread on this post is awesome.
I'll never tell!!!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:36:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:30:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:25:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dave... is there any rhyme or reason to your guessing, I'd like to know? Or are you just guessing wildly? Do tell me your system, love.
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Well it ain't hard to figure out. You submitted at least one out of the following 5, according to your own words....From there it is simply comparison to find them all...
So...I'll guess 9.
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*buzzer* wrong answer.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn this post. Damn the fact that I am wasting valuable time staring at Boobies. Damn the fact that this post will be on my mind all freakin day because I want to know who's boobs belong to who.(whom?) Damn it Circe for planting this seed of distraction in my mind.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have the list.
I'm poor.
Do the math.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:39:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
11. Munkeypants
nope
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:25:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dave... is there any rhyme or reason to your guessing, I'd like to know? Or are you just guessing wildly? Do tell me your system, love.
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Well it ain't hard to figure out. You submitted at least one out of the following 5, according to your own words....From there it is simply comparison to find them all...
So...I'll guess 9.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:34:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:10:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Boob number 9 tastes like computer monitor.
Coincidentally, so do numbers 4, 5, 10, and 11.
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WOO! Uberhottie licked my boobies through the screen!
Which ones? I'll never tell!
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed, I cried, I ejaculated.
It was a beautiful experience.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dave... is there any rhyme or reason to your guessing, I'd like to know? Or are you just guessing wildly? Do tell me your system, love.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet Mother of Unholy Nectar Sitting in a Flesh Tree!!
I am all a tizzy!
If I had seen this last night I woulnd't have had to keep my P2P supernode up to get the latest "Little Men on Big Women" Video.
Number 11 is by far and away the most spectacular boob ever to grace uber!
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hooray!
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmm soapy boobs.
me likey
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes I am hanging around here all day, want to make a big issue of it?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:03:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahaha
nope. You're thinking in too small of the digits, love. I'll five you a hint.... I'm in the middle digits. But you only have 2 guesses left before I stop answering.
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Number 11?
-Dave
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know I love you.
And all of the boobs.
I think it is funny there are still some non believers with so many of us saying. Oh yeah, mine are number eleventynine.
My only clue is that I contributed twice.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:10:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Boob number 9 tastes like computer monitor.
Coincidentally, so do numbers 4, 5, 10, and 11.
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I laughed loudly enough to garner WAY too much attention to have boobies on my work monitor.
Thank you for licking mine. I feel so special.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahaha
nope. You're thinking in too small of the digits, love. I'll five you a hint.... I'm in the middle digits. But you only have 2 guesses left before I stop answering.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:46:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not number 5, Dave... try again. And find my butt on the assmatcher post.
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Number 4 ???
-Dave
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:32:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheJedi (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:14:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice
I noticed quite a few ladies couldn't submit their pics on time... Might I suggest a repost??
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You will get no more boob shots until we get some peeners posted up in this joint
~*~*~*~*~*~
Any ladies who didnt get theirs in will have a spot on my peener post as a reward for the boys with enough guts to submit. http://www.ubersite.com/m/59529
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not number 5, Dave... try again. And find my butt on the assmatcher post.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit, if people are gonna start guessing, I need to make a list.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Davros - 5 correct.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As its you I'll give you a clue
an exhibitionist I am not
my breasts are divine
however they're mine
And I'd not show the world what I've got
A camera in hand I let them show
All I wanted to be seen
Silk lingerie in red
As I lay on my bed
Tonight all will be revealed
Lucky boyfriend
So, there's another one for you to rule out....
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You girls are crazy. And the only one I have even a guess at is #7. But I'm not telling who I think it is.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm interested to know which ones you think are fake, Wiggles.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK.
I am going to take my life into my hands and try to guess at least some of these.
1.
2.
3. Wiki
4.
5. CookieLass
6.
7.
8. WiKi
9. Pentameter
10. AlwaysAnEagle
11. Munkeypants
12. Mystiamoon (She admitted to this one)
13. Strwbryfanatic
14. AlwaysAnEagle
15. Ainkara
16. FilthyAssistant
17.
18. TigerLilly
19.
20. LadyPlural replacement pick due to her being under the legal age
21. Circe
22. Stin
23. Merlina
This is seriously harder than it looks.
Particularly as I have to keep taking a break for .....errrr..... station identification.
I was given advice on a few, but mostly it is what I got from the reviews and pure guesswork.
Let me know how I got on.
-Dave
(Yes I have spent WAY too much time on this)
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think at least one or two of these were faked.
But I will tell my genitals that they were not.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheJedi (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:14:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice
I noticed quite a few ladies couldn't submit their pics on time... Might I suggest a repost??
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You will get no more boob shots until we get some peeners posted up in this joint.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:29:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uhhh, this very well may be real because I just realized I am 100% positive who owns one these glorious sets of mammalian protuberances.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LMAO Mick! You've GOT to be joking!
I'm a REDHEAD! You've seen how white I am! Trya again. And make a guess on which one is my ass on Assmatcher, too. I got all kinds of nekkid for you guys.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe, you wicked, wicked woman. This was great. I'll admit, a True rack I do not posses, at least one that would gather the ohs and ahs that these will at any rate.
I salute you WOMEN of UBER...
...for your bravery.....
....your "fuck you they're MY tits" attitude.....
....and for up holding your values while doing it.
If ANYBODY bitches that this is just hitwhoring you are either lame or jealous.
This is a gift, pure and simple.
Happy VD Day UBER
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:06:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't believe this for one hot minute. I want to believe it, I really, really, really do. But I know better.
Thanks for the boobs anyway. Maybe you will all have the courage to post your actual boobs one day.
_________
It's real. Believe it. I put a lot of effort into this so you BETTER bloody believe it.
***
Submitted by TheJedi (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:14:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice
I noticed quite a few ladies couldn't submit their pics on time... Might I suggest a repost??
___________
God no. There was ample time given.... plus, I'm not doing it again. I HATE photoshop with a fiery passion.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:14:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Believe it Mick. I've been dying to tattle about this post for like... a week. Guess which ones are mine, and I'll tell you if you're right.
18
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:18:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, Strawberry is not 10.
Goddamn it, if I can't withstand having my non-naked boobs in something like this in an election cycle, I don't WANT to be elected.
Take this as a "fuck you, political system"...I'm 10 and 14.
Now I'm off to get photographed with a drink in my hand.
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh,
For the past few years Bart has been sitting there. Reading the various content on his experiment, occasionally marking it with a
-2 no comment
+2 Great
or sometimes he will go into more detail.... finally his experiment has paid off, what he meant to say was can a site sustain itself and can will all trhe femal users take thier kit off?!?
In my eyes This post is fucking fantastic.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Believe it Mick. I've been dying to tattle about this post for like... a week. Guess which ones are mine, and I'll tell you if you're right.
Submitted by TheJedi (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice
I noticed quite a few ladies couldn't submit their pics on time... Might I suggest a repost??
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't believe this for one hot minute. I want to believe it, I really, really, really do. But I know better.
Thanks for the boobs anyway. Maybe you will all have the courage to post your actual boobs one day.
+2 4 butts and boobs.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoops, make that in the corner with Filthy.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 09:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you guys scroll thru the reviews you can narrow down a bunch. Some announced their numbers like me 12 12 TWELVE 12 12.
Others, if you follow uber love, the boyfriends called out the number they knew, from that you can determine who the number is if you know who they are dating.
By the way I want the fake boobs you guys are gonna buy me to look like #18's only not quite that tan.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-14 09:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe, no offense, but you suck. Because of you, there's gonna be a picture of my 'nads hanging around this place in the near future...
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-02-14 09:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*hangs out in the smirk corner with Stin*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-14 09:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just hurt myself...
And I can guess maybe 4 of them, but I won't say, because I shouldn't know...
Submitted by Azriel (user info) at 2005-02-14 09:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
number 22 is a very nice picture. Black and white alwats is sensual.
I'd die to know who's they are.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-14 09:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Want to return the favor, guys? http://www.ubersite.com/m/59529
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-02-14 09:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kicker of all Ass indeed. I wish there was a +9999999 option for this one.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-14 09:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry I didnt get mine in on time. Stupid lack of a digital camera. You did great ladies!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-14 09:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, okay, Ill give it a go...
*ahem* Number 1) ... Mum? ... aw, fuck Mum... WHICH ONE OF YOU IS MY MOTHER??!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-14 09:08:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
From the bottom of my heart, ladies, I truly thank thee.
What a nice gift!
When I get home from work I will crank one out with this on my screen...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-14 08:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This did come out brilliantly... amazing that we haven't had decent guesses in a list format saying who you think everyone is. Not one..
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 08:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to know which ones people think are mine.... I've had alot of guesses on my ass. http://www.ubersite.com/m/59504
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-14 08:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:25:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
bart- b@w
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Oh no! This was bored @ home drunk with a camera!
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-14 08:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what the hell is wrong with number 2's tits?
I always thought circe was a guy.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-14 08:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe my love....you rule. This came out awesome!
Yes. My boobs are up there people.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-14 08:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
came out awesome
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 08:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
P.S. - show me where I've made an indication as to which exact boobie belongs to me.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 08:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not a hypocrite. Those comments that you pulled (out of context, might I add) said, in a nutshell, "Go ahead and show off your tits. Just don't pretend that it's out of anything other than the desire for attention."
At no point have I ever said that I did this for anything other than attention. It wasn't out of boredom, it wasn't out of generosity, it wasn't out of spite, wasn't out of any impetus but the need for someone to say, "Ooh! Cookie's got great tits!" Mostly because nobody ever sees my tits to tell me that. It's been a good long time since the girls were appreciated, and I felt the deserved their time in the sun. And an anonymous boobie post seemed like the perfect way to do.
In short, eat me.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-14 08:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1600 hits, 200 reviews in 9 hours. 1.87 rating.
Brilliant.
Submitted by ChesterTheJester (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#4 looks like those NASA shots of Io, Jupiter's moon, with the volcano poking out.
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah for the Ladies. . .
HOOTERS HOOTERS!!!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:37:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
nice !!
although let me take a second to point out this years hyprocisy award winners
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"Of course we want to make you happy. But do we want to embrace hypocrisy? Some of us are vocally opposed to boobie camwhores. Do we throw ourselves into the gutter, just to make you happy? Do we lower ourselves to the level of THINGS, just for you? "
READ IT, COCKSUCKER.
PLUS I'M NUMBER 12 I'm FUlLY CLOTHED YOU FUCKING ASSHAT!!!!!!!
Go impale yourself, you shit stirrer.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I kinda like Mystia's boobs, anyhow.
Small, but perfectly formed.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hairycoo - that was always a given; everyone involved knew that'd be brought up.
But like I said: we embraced hypocrisy for you lot. We lowered ourselves, to make you happy.
Also, we smell pretty.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:04:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
i think strawberry is 10.
i know bec is _____. not telling. haha.
mystia, with her amazing bazongas is 12.
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hey, shut up.
I can't help it im not boob gifted. thats why i'm taking the implant donations
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice !!
although let me take a second to point out this years hyprocisy award winners
____________________________________________________________________________
from http://www.ubersite.com/m/57614
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-24 22:29:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
aww, this makes me sad. You must be ready to gouge your eyeballs out if you're bored enough to do this. Either that, or you've got some hella low self esteem.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-26 00:06:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:07:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
because attention whores who won't admit that they're attention whores piss me off. If you had said, "Yeah, I'm bored and I'm having a day where I don't feel real pretty, so I needed a little moral support" I'd have +2ed you about 50 times. But hiding a self-esteem boost in the guise of a "contest" and then denying that you're doing it for attention is stupid and childish.
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I agree with cookie, AGAIN!
you are a disgrace to womens intelligence and our gender in general.
i'm sure the one track minded boys loved it though
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:05:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet Monkey Jesus. This is the best.
Post.
Ever.
Seriously. What an awesome thing to do for Valentines Day. I...I can't even talk. Circe, I love you. Girls-who-belong-to-all-that-magnificent-boobery, I love all of you as well. You all have magnificent racks.
I'm so stunned. For real.
Come ON, jackasses, if ANY post deserves straight up +2s, it's THIS one.
Thanks, ladies.
__________
Your grateful tears are thanks enough.
And have ANY of you donated to breast cancer research like you were told to?
For shame...
Submitted by thinning_temples (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
V. generous, merci.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ....I go to bed early so I can get up for work, and I don't even make it in the first 1600 hits.
And I'm late for work now...
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hooray for boobies!
Well done Circe, good job.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Clock the time, this has made #1 on most heated in under 7 hours being posted at around 11PM Central Standard Time... wow...
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i clicked this post for the articles.
coffee stain nipples!!!!!
soapy nipples!!!!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thank you, thank you very much.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck me, I can't stop staring. It's hypnotic.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice job Circe! It came out awesome.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet Monkey Jesus. This is the best.
Post.
Ever.
Seriously. What an awesome thing to do for Valentines Day. I...I can't even talk. Circe, I love you. Girls-who-belong-to-all-that-magnificent-boobery, I love all of you as well. You all have magnificent racks.
I'm so stunned. For real.
Come ON, jackasses, if ANY post deserves straight up +2s, it's THIS one.
Thanks, ladies.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:48:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Not shenanigans... sheesh.
Is it so hard to believe that a dozen or so uberwomen showed you their tits?
********************************
YES!
Submitted by caberetgirl (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmm #4, and #4 mmmm.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No 'pearl necklace' gags for number 9???
WTF???
Come on uber. Jeez.
Oh yeah, <ejaculates>.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
6 1/2 hours, 180 reviews, 1500 hits.
You people REALLY need to get out more... REALLY.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:43:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Should I guess? I mean, I've previewed almost all of these breasts. Is it fair? How bad do you guys want to know what I know? Fuck it. I'm taking a shower now. A sexy shower. With my moobs all soapy. And a soapy boner. I like the word soapy. Soapy.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Girl you is crazy.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Take another back to back , i just looooove a good set, i mean a mans not a man unless he loves Tits. yeeeah haaaaa
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WELL , GOD DAMM sure am glad you aint got them there big cow tits honey babe , man would never be able to get his mouth around them!
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:55:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy valentines day to me. sweet jeebus that is great. boobs, boobs, and more boobs. i have seen heaven and it included these boobs. you girls have great uber boobs. now all i have left in life th uber menz cocks.........................................
what teh ghey??????
-Black Ninja
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awww godddamnit, i didn't submit mine in time.
sorry circe. i have the shots... i just didn't get it emailed
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:10:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Boob number 9 tastes like computer monitor.
Coincidentally, so do numbers 4, 5, 10, and 11.
--------------------------------
WOO! Uberhottie licked my boobies through the screen!
Which ones? I'll never tell!
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the girls of uber rock.
i love you all.
12x @>--->---
happy valentines
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got a good idea about number 11. Mainly because I've just spoken to her. But the others are lost on me. *shrugs* boobs are boobs
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:30:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHA-WING!
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:29:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know which boobies are Stins! Now I'm going to put them on my desktop...
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Next time this sort of thing happens again, count me in.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
some of you got some funky aereola's
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done Circe, glad you like guys...
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No <ejaculates> Comment
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
(I apologise in advance for the linkwhore, Circe)
Never thought I'd say this, but, ah, boys, um, er, I need yer assistance. I've been told it's only fair... (www.ubersite/m/59511)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I demand a repost!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:40:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I did fucking so.
I sent it to your hotmail.
And you promptly ignored me.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe- you obviously did not email me.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Corn, I emailed you!
You never bloody answered!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody asked for my boobs. WAH WAH WAH CIRCE.
-2!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh. My. God.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
+2 million.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I reckon when the rest of the Yanks wake up and catch on to this post, they're gonna go ballistic!
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've always wondered why breasts are so sexually stimulating.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One of my typical cheesy .mid's to accompany this post:
http://www.magna.com.au/~mystiqal/roxanne.mid
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
best post ever. there be some nice boobies around here.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:00:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This will be your greatest post ever, btw. Thank you, ladies. You all are insane, but we love you.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"She's just a dirty dirty girl. You should spank her."
I don't know. I'm still not quite the same from the last time I turned her on.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:39:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hooray for boobies!
Hey, wait a minute... I recognize a pair of those!
_______________
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA*snort*
She's just a dirty dirty girl. You should spank her.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How can I not?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hooray for boobies!
Hey, wait a minute... I recognize a pair of those!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who is #9? Please volunteer your name.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:28:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
just say it: I NEED A SHITLOAD OF COCKS.
you still won't get mine, though.
....................
put that in the wrong post....ah well, you still want 'em
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just say it: I NEED A SHITLOAD OF COCKS.
you still won't get mine, though.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How do I ask you how you know that, without actually sounding like I'm asking you how you know that?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bec is 16.
Don't ask me how I know that.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:10:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Boob number 9 tastes like computer monitor.
Coincidentally, so do numbers 4, 5, 10, and 11.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*smirks quietly to self*
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:47:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PRAISE JEEBUS.
I have a headache from smashing my face on the screen. Thanks.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I Like - I'll play
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Boobies = Fun
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh, this will be most heated for a while... Nice job Circ...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:22:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Basket o' boobs... mmmm... yummy.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so many fucking hits.
so many fucking hits.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, just freakin wow. Thank you. Thank you.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:16:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Phuzzy -
'Tis a basket-o-boobs.
Some of these women do have a sense of humor, you know. :)
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There are definitely two of them. And they're in a basket. And looking unspeakably luscious.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This has got to be one of the all-time best ways I have ever started work ever.
Goodness-gracious-for-crying-out-loud-in-bucket-heavens-sakes. It's glorious.
But why is the one caged like a 'Nam POW?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think strawberry is 10.
i know bec is _____. not telling. haha.
mystia, with her amazing bazongas is 12.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
most likely.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet you're wrong on both counts, Bongzilla
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Im going to take a guess that Strawberry is 2, and possibly 13.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:36:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
to the 'berry....real women have curves...i read that in people.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
1 - I AM a real woman (it's unfair to say I'm not because I'm not hauling DD's)
2 - I have curves
3 - If you read it in people, it must be true!
I hope you ladies know that I am just joking around with you.
If you have huge knockers, what are you going to do about it, you know? You were born with 'em.
I happen to be blessed with a great ass.
See? It all works out in the end.
Truly...
Happy Valentine's Day!!!
:)
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm dying to know who is who. Someone please e-mail or something. please.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:42:12 (#)
your lucky its just a paper you gotta deal with. i gotta be at work in like 6 hours and i am not going to bed.
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You think you've got problems, I'm 9 hours jetlagged and I have a job interview tomorrow morning. They're gonna ask me what expertise I'm going to bring to their team and I'll just emit a thin stream of drool, mumble "boobies", and collapse face first into my starbucks.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Coyote, that is as astute an observation as you will see ona boob post.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know all of them. What do I win?
Oh, wait....
No, nevermind.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:20:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:17:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:15:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Looking at some of these makes me real grateful that I don't have big gazongas.
Yuck.
Some of your breasticles are all saggy and whatnot.
EWWW!
___________
Yes, sweetie. They call those "boobs".
----------------------------------------------------------
I take much offense to your comment.
I have boobs and they are of good size.
They just aren't hanging down to my knees!
-------------------------------------------------------
The difference between men and women:
Some guys might be insecure about their endowment, but you never, ever hear them throwing insults and snide remarks about those of us who are horse-hung. Consider the following remark, directed to a guy:
"Oh dude, that's just gross, you're hanging down around your knees! Yuck!"
to which the natural response is:
"Yup. Makes you feel jealous and insecure, doesn't it?"
Whereas the woman thus addressed tends to feel unattractive. Inexplicable.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i know 16. woo!
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really like 3, 9, 16, and 22! Dammmit I love me some tits. Thank you Uber ladies. this is a terrific Valentines day present. woo woo muthafucka!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yea, i gotta be at school in 6hrs.
and im halfway through.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:39:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
stonedcapitalist: im trying to write a paper due tomorrow, and all i can do is stare at these boobies.
kmk7734: poor you
kmk7734: thats hilarious
stonedcapitalist: i know! its horrible!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
POOR BOB
your lucky its just a paper you gotta deal with. i gotta be at work in like 6 hours and i am not going to bed.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
stonedcapitalist: im trying to write a paper due tomorrow, and all i can do is stare at these boobies.
kmk7734: poor you
kmk7734: thats hilarious
stonedcapitalist: i know! its horrible!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
POOR BOB
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:37:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"But do we want to embrace hypocrisy? Some of us are vocally opposed to boobie camwhores"
===================================
YES, yes WE/ME are! That is why mine are dressed boobies.
Of course I am willing to camwhore the ones Uber menz buy me.
Start donating boys and then all will see my perfect bought boobies in all their glory!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if there was ever a post that deserved more reviews than hits, this is the mother fucker.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
to the 'berry....real women have curves...i read that in people.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:35:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#1's are huge and so totally awesome.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:34:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
am i a whore for knowing who some of these belong to already?
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my boobs love each other.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG 98 reviews.
insane.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Boobs at Work
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:20:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have boobs and they are of good size.
They just aren't hanging down to my knees!
______________
Jesus.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:31:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bored @ Work
Indeed.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:25:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
The text of this post is marvelous and the color coordinated borders are quite breathtak...
BOOBS!!
__________
I'd smack you in the mouth if you didn't have that whole banning thing going on.
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the 12/9 necklace DOES LOOK THE SAME.
the boobs don't though.
jetpack on!
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll even throw in the plates if anybody wants to buy my truck. must raise money for boobies!!!!
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry mystia, I guess my boob identifacation sucks. However both pics have a very similar necklace.
yea, I'm just going to strap on my jet pack and fly away from this.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bart- b@w
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The text of this post is marvelous and the color coordinated borders are quite breathtak...
BOOBS!!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
7,9,12,13,16,18,22
Thank jeebus.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I choose to believe #4's tit is as big as a beachball.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Gross.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whos the latina, black or darkly tanned one?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:20:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:17:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:15:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Looking at some of these makes me real grateful that I don't have big gazongas.
Yuck.
Some of your breasticles are all saggy and whatnot.
EWWW!
___________
Yes, sweetie. They call those "boobs".
----------------------------------------------------------
I take much offense to your comment.
I have boobs and they are of good size.
They just aren't hanging down to my knees!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
strawberry = 10?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:17:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow! Those borders sure are color coordinated! I'm going to go masturbate to those borders RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
__________
Thank you.
*crying softly in gratitude*
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
we don't need no water let the mother fucker burn...burn mother fucker, burn!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:17:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow! Those borders sure are color coordinated! I'm going to go masturbate to those borders RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This rocks the party, that rocks the party, that rocks the motherfukkin party!!!
Thank you girls of Ubersite!!!!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:15:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Looking at some of these makes me real grateful that I don't have big gazongas.
Yuck.
Some of your breasticles are all saggy and whatnot.
EWWW!
___________
Yes, sweetie. They call those "boobs".
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:55:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
MY boobies are small!
I'm a sad panda.
You bitches have huge bazongas!!!!!
fucking porn start hussies!
I'm setting up a paypal account to buy me boobs
Who will donate?
-----------------------------------------------
You can BUY boobs??!! That's the best news EVAR!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
COLOR CO-ORDINATED BORDERS!!!!
SOMEBODY NOTICE!!!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Looking at some of these makes me real grateful that I don't have big gazongas.
Yuck.
Some of your breasticles are all saggy and whatnot.
EWWW!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this doesn't have a 100 reviews yet?
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Today's winning lottery numbers are.... 1, 4, 9, 7, 12, and 13.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:14:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry i gave a zero on accident
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:12:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Mystia, your 12 and 9
very pretty
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NO, I'm just 12
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OTTERS! + fucking two. Come on- unless something changed, you hurt the rating if you don't rate it each time you review. Really. Please?
Coyote- there were so many beautiful double entendres in that comment that I can't express my impressedness.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is no-one noticing the color co-ordinated borders?
The perfect alignment?
The actual text of the post?
*sigh*
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<the men of uber adjust their trousers and do a standing ovation>
God bless you all.
Now of course someone will want to do the penises (peni?) of uber.
Banga
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mystia, your 12 and 9
very pretty
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done! Those are some nice boobies. Sorry I was unable to participate.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post keeps making me.......look at it.......
.........
WHAT HEY I WAS JUST ITCHING MYSELF!!! DON'T PEOPLE KNOCK ANYMORE GODAMN IS THIS FUCKING NAZI-GERMANY??!?!?!?!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:10:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:55:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
MY boobies are small!
I'm a sad panda.
You bitches have huge bazongas!!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I have a clue for the menz:
My tatas are small, too.
Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:01:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
lady plural, sup foo?
haha. ever consider coming up to NY?
---------------
Free statutory rape! Are you buying her plane ticket? Otherwise she's paying for rape, and that's not fair.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Worship the diversity of shots here. Especially the shot coating #2.
The black & white, the hand grab, the wet t-shirt, the soap, the downblouse... all golden.
The only thing missing is one with clamps.
#21 is the one I have to keep coming back to. Incredibly framed. Suggestion of restraints. Perfectly fuckable cleavage. Is that a laundry basket? Awesomeness.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:06:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dooker, if you move here instead its a Deal. If you can't relocate then you may have them every other weekend and a holiday of your choice!
SCOREBOARD!!!! I am the winner!
anybody on uber wanna buy the minus 2 mobile?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dooker, if you move here instead its a Deal. If you can't relocate then you may have them every other weekend and a holiday of your choice!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know which picture is mine!
w00t!!!
Happy Valentine's Day, boys, from my boobies to your face!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:00:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
mystiamoon, I'll throw in a few bucks. Mystiamoon getting 32C's and Hidden101 getting the fuck out of the USA by donating to paypal is good stuff.
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what do my titties have to do with Hidden leaving the country? Oh, are you talking about something else?
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:55:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
MY boobies are small!
I'm a sad panda.
You bitches have huge bazongas!!!!!
fucking porn start hussies!
I'm setting up a paypal account to buy me boobs
Who will donate?
I will sell my truck to cover the balance on the condition that you move yourself and that new rack into my place......
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:00:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
this could rival exploiting p2p...
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it will blow it out of the mother fuckign water.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#9 does it for me.
I'm only +2'ing cause my penis tells me to.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:01:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
lady plural, sup foo?
haha. ever consider coming up to NY?
I assume that's where you are?
Nope.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:02:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all the exposed boobs must be brits.
americans are too guarded
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lady plural, sup foo?
haha. ever consider coming up to NY?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this could rival exploiting p2p...
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The offer depends on the age of the other person. But if I go to an Ubercon sometime after my birthday, and I get really drunk... Who knows?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mystiamoon, I'll throw in a few bucks. Mystiamoon getting 32C's and Hidden101 getting the fuck out of the USA by donating to paypal is good stuff.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:59:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#13 - Call me
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
review, review, review, review........THANK YOU!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
its ok mystia...im here to comfort you.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Boobapalooza.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Porn star*
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
seriously, the title should be enough when you add the rating and the 7 million reviews this will get in the next 5 minutes
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MY boobies are small!
I'm a sad panda.
You bitches have huge bazongas!!!!!
fucking porn start hussies!
I'm setting up a paypal account to buy me boobs
Who will donate?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantastic!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:42:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Not unless they're in person. Sending the actual images is illegal, no matter how old the recipient is.
Please god let that be an offer.
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no
I think the boobs of uber really says it all
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:51:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
No. If they can't figure out that it's not work safe by the end of the text, they deserve to be fired.
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Um, I'm at work, guess I'm lucky - my boss thinks titties are the shit.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i've never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever seen such bravado.
i don't think this is b.s. Count me among the 'tards if i'm proven wrong
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:53:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i want number 12 smashed up in my face!!!!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
repost...this deserves all +2's!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know a couple sets, but I won't say anything.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love boobs, lying face down in a pair of them is special - more special even than that school that fresh prince went to... you know, the one where he kept getting held-back.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No. If they can't figure out that it's not work safe by the end of the text, they deserve to be fired.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:51:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I possibly know #2 as well.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, the title says BOOBS, that should be enough.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK!
I forgot NSFW
Quick, majority vote: should I repost?
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What is up with #21?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not shenanigans... sheesh.
Is it so hard to believe that a dozen or so uberwomen showed you their tits?
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Cookie, remember in that Uberchat a while back you said I can't see your boobs because I'm not 18 yet?
Oh, I'll find them. They're in there.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:28:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
They're all mystiamoon.
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butt-pie!
Submitted by algermetiphist (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesomeness.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:46:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Otters, it counts every time you rate. Be polite enough to continue rating. This could have been the most +2's in UberHistory, and YOU just ruined it.
Be ashamed.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I say shenannigans as well, but just in case not...I'll take a #9 with a side order of 5,13,15, & 16.
B(.)(.)BS are good.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
16 = teh best.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY HOLY HOLY SHIT!!!
I can't even believe most of you went bare breasted.
wowzers
I'm number 12 by the way. I said no to a bra or nude shot due to the fact it might ruin my political career
Go # 12 WOO
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG!!! BEST POST EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I only know 13. Let's see how many hits this thing gets.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i changed my mind, number 8 is wiki too... she's got the same necklace on.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not unless they're in person. Sending the actual images is illegal, no matter how old the recipient is.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody IMed me asking for my nudes.
:(
Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a lady! I said hooray.
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
14 and 9
you look good too.
i gotta go
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:40:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Again - REALLY not shenanigans.
FUCK where are all the womenz..
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
3 is wiki. the rest i have no idea... the one with the blue shirt and camera strap... i think that's pentameter.
who the fuck cares, i have semen everywhere now.
Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Boobs hooray!
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to thank #22 AND 8
#22 for a nice classy bra and a good cut
8 for looking so cut in that shirt with the camera cut of.
well thanks everybody.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I say shananigans!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bob, not shenanigans.
a)no
b)no
c)circe7797 on AIM
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this has got to be shennanigans...
it has to be.
a) are you telling if they are?
b) are you telling whose who if they arent?
c) do you have any messangers (aol,yahoo,msn)? If so, what is yours?
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have FAR too much time on your hands.
Oh, and I want to fuck number 23's eyes crossed.
And, uh, can you mail me LadyPlural's pictures? They're legal for me to see.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock like a killer asteroid impacting the Earth at 25,000 miles per hour.
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I give up.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...as the sound of wanking rose above the land...
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY GOD.....BONER BONER BONER BONER I LOVE YOU
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you with a passion that is blinding in its intensity.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think all of them are DonkeyOnTheEdge
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They're all mystiamoon.