The Boobs of Uber: Happy Valentine's Day (31846 hits)
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Submitted by Circe <fickle.muse.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-14 00:26:48 EST
To the Men of Uber:
We love you guys. We really, really do. You make us laugh, you make us cry, and you offer to sexually gratify us in uncomfortable places. You are the ideal against which we measure all other men. If he's not as funny as Comicbookguy, as cute as JMG, as wise and awesome as BigMike, as all-out hands-up-my-skirt sexy as Coyote, as crazy as GLALL, as cool as Tinactin, as well-endowed as Hidden, as nuts as Donkey, as.... yeah. I could go on all day. But you get the point - you've set the bar pretty high, and we fucking adore you.
And today, my dear, dear breeding stock, is Valentine's Day.
Fuck Hallmark, fuck chocolate and roses and dinner by candlelight. We needed to give you something truly special. Something you wanted.
The quest was undertaken. We've searched high and low for hints, for suggestions, for anything that would make you all as happy as possible.
Slowly, a pattern started to emerge. The number one request you make of us is "Show us your tits." DO NOT SCROLL DOWN YOU CAN KEEP FUCKING READING ASSHOLES BECAUSE I PUT A LOT OF FUCKING EFFORT INTO THIS AND YOU WILL APPRECIATE IT.
Ahem.
We dug a little deeper and realised that you will happily stare at pictures of breasts all day long. You'll huddle around them like cavemen around a fire, and drool happily like sweet little babies.
This raised a dilemma.
Of course we want to make you happy. But do we want to embrace hypocrisy? Some of us are vocally opposed to boobie camwhores. Do we throw ourselves into the gutter, just to make you happy? Do we lower ourselves to the level of THINGS, just for you?
The answer, of course, is yes.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Go donate to breast cancer research.
(PS - Match them up. It'll give you an excuse to stare. I won't be giving you the answers, though the women involved can if they want to. Offer them money. Props to Urbane for letting me use this part of her Assmatcher idea. And a linkwhore for her: http://www.ubersite.com/m/59504 )
(PPS - If you're female, and weren't involved, it wasn't a deliberate snub. I just didn't know how to get in touch with you.)
(PPPS - There's not many things more awkward than sending out a group email asking for nude pictures.)
User Reviews
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-08-03 21:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So very, very drunk.
Enjoy me reliving this post. It is a service to you all.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2008-06-24 09:12:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:15:51 EST (#)
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This is the greatest gift ever. Thank you, ladies.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-26 16:33:13 EDT (#)
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ah....number 9.
we shared some sticky times.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-26 15:09:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-27 18:52:24 EST (#)
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Never die.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-26 13:44:47 EDT (#)
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Bazooka bonanza.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-26 13:33:59 EDT (#)
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this year's experima uberdirectory camwhore will fit in nicely amongst these.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-05-26 11:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I recently discovered that there are no girls on the intertubes, so fuck off for lying to us.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-26 10:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HFB - Hurrah for boobies
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-03-02 03:49:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-13 11:43:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-27 18:52:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:30:59 EST (#)
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Yup, they're still here!
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-13 12:33:01 EST (#)
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9, 16, and 22 are my favorites.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-13 11:43:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-27 18:52:24 EST (#)
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never die!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-13 11:23:45 EST (#)
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Where's the next edition? I've been waiting for yonks!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-07 03:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
782 reviews, 30193, +1.78 rating.
BOOBS FOR THE WIN.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-07 03:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i will not look at a bunch of fowtows of poultry...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:43:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:23:33 EST (#)
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hats off.
the ladies have more balls than the lot of us
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There has been a 'cocks of Uber' post. It wasn't pretty.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hats off.
the ladies have more balls than the lot of us
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-12-06 07:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what's one more +2, at this point. Mmmm.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-12-05 22:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
#6 Urbane?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-19 07:43:15 EST (#)
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29000 hits! Hahaha
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-10-05 12:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM a breast man.
Actually, I love all the woman parts.
As often as possible.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-05-19 20:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Splendiferous, ginormous, supercalifragilistic expeali-funbags.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-09 14:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Boobs of Uber: Helping Intarweb Menz Maintain An Erection Since 2005.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-08 18:24:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fan-fuckin-tastic!!!
TigerLilly's got some killer boobs!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So is your pants.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-02-20 17:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The original and best bodypart post.
It's the color-coordinated borders that make it work.
That and its status as a 100% wang-free zone.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-16 17:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy this every single time I click on it.
...especially the touching.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-16 17:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well, long time no see, boobs
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-12-31 22:09:36 EST (#)
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The answer was 42, rad.
42F that is.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-19 14:54:51 EST (#)
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did we ever have a complete answer key?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-19 13:32:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-19 13:20:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe took back Uber singlehandedly.
-Dave
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You should do another one of these circe. Please please please.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-19 13:20:57 EST (#)
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Circe took back Uber singlehandedly.
-Dave
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:22:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:16:29 (#)
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TWO LITTLE ONES DUE TOMORROW!!!
ARE YOU PREGNANT WITH TWINS THORPE!?!?!?!
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Triplets, but one of them is bloody huge and stealing the food of the others. As it stands I should have had an induced caesarean weeks ago to but I was just too lazy and afraid of the procedure and decided to do it the natural way, all in one big PUSH late at night hepped up on painkillers and mind altering substances. Naturally the babies might come out retarded, especially the little starving ones, but that's a risk I'm willing to take as long as they live (get over 57.5%).
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop copying me being pregnant Thorpe.
I'll get you an extension, extenuating circumstances.
Pop pop pop indeed.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TWO LITTLE ONES DUE TOMORROW!!!
ARE YOU PREGNANT WITH TWINS THORPE!?!?!?!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm... C1ndy, me, and thorpe.
pop! pop! pop!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:15:15 EDT (#)
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Good morning C1ndy.
If you're wondering why I've been here pretty much 24 hours straight and will be for another 24 it's because of the giant assignment due tomorrow and the two little ones due then too. I didn't sleep last night and I won't tonight.
You're a teacher, right. Surely you have some influence over the POLSci faculty here?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:11:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:55:42 (#)
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Having loads of fun there, Thorpe?
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Yep.
*Loads* of fun.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-11 00:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Morning Thorpe!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:55:42 EDT (#)
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Having loads of fun there, Thorpe?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Always good to see this on the MRR
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks folks I'll be here all afternoon... night... and most of next morning.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:36:31 EDT (#)
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My phallus is engorged due to sexual arousal.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:35:12 EDT (#)
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Now that I've used all that timber to erect a treehouse!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:33:48 EDT (#)
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I have an erection.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:33:14 EDT (#)
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Timber delivery truck guy got lost. All good now though.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:25:43 EDT (#)
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... now.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:24:24 EDT (#)
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It's gone but it will be back...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:12:53 EDT (#)
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I've got wood.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:09:23 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-09-10 11:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love all boobs, however I am in serious lust with #9 and 16. I believe they would fit quite nicely in my mouth.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-09-10 11:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We need more of these.
Rosh Hashannah is coming up... the Autumnal Equinox... Aleister Crowley's birthday... surely there must be some occasion for another uber boobs post, right? Or a contest.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-30 05:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hooray for digital cameras!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-30 05:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:36:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-18 17:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hi again, boobs.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88572
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:38:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to thank #22 AND 8
#22 for a nice classy bra and a good cut
8 for looking so cut in that shirt with the camera cut of.
well thanks everybody.
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Being number 8 I really appreciate this comment.
Less is more people, less is more.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'd forgotten how hideous they all are.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-02-14 23:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Anniversary!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-12 02:26:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Y'all know Valentines is just 2 days away, right?
It IS the anniversary and all........
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-01-27 12:29:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i finally fucking found this infamous post with those infamous soapytits. right on ladies and i now have wood.
will your pussy shots be gracing us this valentines?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-17 20:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-12 08:43:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
You are the worst liar in the world, Thorpe.
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-12 08:19:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just came here to look for a picture of a stomach for my next post.
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SEE?? I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i had heart uberlore of this.... now all i need to dig up is the urbane twat. should i guess tl's the soapy one?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-09 20:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, nice tit anyway, Filthy.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-07 18:34:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:02:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way... whats that in the background of #13? Is that a baby's hand holding an apple? No, seriously...
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My left arm does not look like an enormous cock. Oh that it did.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-12-21 08:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine, go ahead, tell me I'm living in the past. I don't care.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-12-19 22:45:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are we going to see a anniversary Boobie post?
Not that im a perve or anything you know, im just curious. and you ladies have some nice um well lets just say your all photogenic.
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-19 13:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow! Came across this a little late but it was worth it! I call dibs on all 'dem! By the way... whats that in the background of #13? Is that a baby's hand holding an apple? No, seriously...
Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2005-11-14 00:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Alllllready. Next!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-14 00:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can anyone link me to where I can find a picture of an Uber woman's stomach? It's for my next post.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-14 00:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit. This was on most heated today. Strange things are going on here...
DUN DUN DUNNNNN
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-11-13 19:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoever takes this up has to do it differently, to keep it fresh and interesting.
I propose an illustrated guide to bra sizing, for the clueless. It's pretty obvious that a lot of guys don't really understand bra sizing. It also seems to be true that a lot of women aren't wearing the right size bras. So it could be a public service for guys wanting to buy their honeys lingerie for V-day or other occasions, and for women suffering backpain or unsightly lumpiness.
Someone should pass around a sign up sheet, where we can fill in all the sizes needed for a complete and comprehensive post-- 34B, 34C, 34D, 34DD, 36B, 36C, 36D, 36DD, etc...band size in rows and cupsize in columns. Then for each contributor, one naked post and one post in a favorite bra. Or for each size, in case someone is shy about being nude (or doesn't have a favorite bra).
A guide to the perplexed, if you will.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 19:06:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As a footnote, shandy, please for the love of God don't send me a picture.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 18:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thorpe87.at.gmail.com
It will be put to good use.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-13 18:57:48 EST (#)
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very well thorpe, i will work on it.
it will be a great test of my artistic talent - to portray that object wreathed in the gentle light of love and beauty.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 18:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe Shandy will send me a picture of his stomach.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-13 18:39:40 EST (#)
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and circe, re. the difficulty and effort involved in creating such an artistic vision, i understand fully and that is why i offered my services
i am also willing to - free of charge - cum on EVERYONE'S tits.
think about it - a couple of hundred bucks each to cover my travel expenses, and YOUR boobies could be part of an immortal work of art that will be adored for eternity. imagine the joy and pride of your great great great grandchildren, able to say, as they stand in the special Shandy Temple in the Louvre 'those are my ancestors tits'.
and i'm even willing, in addition to cuming on tits, to impregnate anyone who so desires, also COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-13 18:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No seriously, I need a picture of an Uber woman's stomach.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-13 17:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pish posh circe
firstly, there are clear attempts in some of the photos to present things in an attractive way - not everyone has gone for the raw no frills approach.
secondly, trying to make something more pleasant to the eye is not necessarily an attempt at 'deliberately posed falsely seductive erotica'. pleasant colors, flowers, natural settings, nice light, etc, WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEAUTY?? not glamour, not porn, not advertising, but beauty.
or why not take your honesty to the extreme: set the boobs out like slabs on stainless steel trays, with massive flourescent lighting so every imperfection can be shared. the point about photographsy, or perception in general for that matter, is that there is no Benchmark standard of what is 'true and real'.
look at it anoher way - if you had to take a photo of your favourite tree, how would you do it? what angle, what time of day, how would you compose the shot? what would be the most honest and warm way, without descending into vulgar porn?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:07:49 (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-13 09:24:42 (#)
It's honest, it's warm, it's genuine.
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Plus, it has those amazing, color-coordinated borders on each frame.
Eat your heart out, <insert name of famous artist known for use of color here>.
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That would be Picasshole. Or Da Pinchme. Or Peter Paul Ruboff.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-13 09:24:42 (#)
It's honest, it's warm, it's genuine.
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Plus, it has those amazing, color-coordinated borders on each frame.
Eat your heart out, <insert name of famous artist known for use of color here>.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-11-13 10:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Ubersite,
You have some of the nastiest boobs I've ever seen...
ever
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-13 09:24:42 EST (#)
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Personally, Shandy, my pretentious (portentous? prodigious?) friend, I think the raw candid nature of the pictures is charming in itself.
"Here we are" it says, without pretension, without any attempt at artistic subterfuge, without the deliberately seductive nature of posed erotica.
It's honest, it's warm, it's genuine.
It's also, you know, way fucking easier and far more fun than some collection of carefully arranged titillating (heh. pun. low humour) nude shots.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-13 09:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if you ever plan to do this again, for god's sake get a decent photographer involved.
this is a hideous dislay, i'm afraid. lurid and gross and charmless.
if need be, and if my airfares and other expenses can be sponsored, i will be willign to travel whereever necessary to take the pics
(my artisitc crediblity is obviously beyond question following the Ascent of Man series and other innovative and naturalistic works.)
if need be, i could even add my special signature motif to each portrait - captured live of course, regardless of how many sittings may be necessary.
seriously - this could be so much better.
just chip in a few bucks for a round the world air ticket for me, provide food, booze etc, and i will dedicate myself to the project bascially free of charge.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-13 07:54:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-12 10:24:17 (#)
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Submitted by inbreakingnewsT.A.N. (user info) at 2005-11-12 09:47:44 (#)
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:50:49 (#)
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awww godddamnit, i didn't submit mine in time.
sorry circe. i have the shots... i just didn't get it emailed
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*scratches head...*
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I get it now! She sent her pics to the wrong email address. Oops..
hahahahaahhaahahahah
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:38:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:07:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe...put on your thinking cap girl. We need to do something similar for our men this year.
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*AHEM* http://www.ubersite.com/m/78839 I believe I suggested that already...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-12 18:36:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:07:23 (#)
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Circe...put on your thinking cap girl. We need to do something similar for our men this year.
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Tl is a freakin genius
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-12 18:14:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:14:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
I certainly was.
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Well, eat a bowl of shut the hell up then. This post deserves nothing short of human sacrifice.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
I certainly was.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:08:55 EST (#)
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i know, right a reader. 21,000 hits just wasnt enough.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:07:23 EST (#)
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Circe...put on your thinking cap girl. We need to do something similar for our men this year.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-12 10:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post deserved more attention.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-12 10:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by inbreakingnewsT.A.N. (user info) at 2005-11-12 09:47:44 (#)
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:50:49 (#)
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awww godddamnit, i didn't submit mine in time.
sorry circe. i have the shots... i just didn't get it emailed
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*scratches head...*
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I get it now! She sent her pics to the wrong email address. Oops...
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-11-12 10:10:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
700th review!
Submitted by inbreakingnewsT.A.N. (user info) at 2005-11-12 09:47:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:50:49 (#)
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awww godddamnit, i didn't submit mine in time.
sorry circe. i have the shots... i just didn't get it emailed
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*scratches head...*
Submitted by nightshade (user info) at 2005-11-12 09:24:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by inbreakingnewsT.A.N. (user info) at 2005-11-12 09:11:39 EST (#)
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Seems to me that this is the last place you'll find thorpe with his hand down his pants. Lemon party, maybe, or goatse, perhaps even a particular post he wrote about williamson, but not here.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78700#1687468
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-12 09:01:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-12 08:19:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just came here to look for a picture of a stomach for my next post.
Then why is your hand in your pants?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-12 08:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are the worst liar in the world, Thorpe.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-12 08:19:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just came here to look for a picture of a stomach for my next post.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-11 19:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
content
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-08-12 03:25:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Xcuses, 16 are NOT FAKE. Bastard.
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I apologize and also think you have really nice breasts...better?
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
This was a damn fine post.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-25 18:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:04:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:00:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
this could rival exploiting p2p...
...........................
it will blow it out of the mother fuckign water.
________________________
looks like time has proven me wrong. I don't like this step humanity has taken.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-08-12 03:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Xcuses, 16 are NOT FAKE. Bastard.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank god for the Most recently reviewed. I havent seen this titty smorgasbord in awhile!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Xcuses ranks the top 9 in no paticular order:
9,4,10,13,14,15,16 (fake)21,22
Thank you ladies.
Where are the lady ass' of Uber?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-11 22:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY BOOBIES
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#18 rrrrr
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-11 21:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just dropping by for a fly shifty.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-11 08:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just realised - Tigerlilly's ones there remind me of the icon for the Dirty Humour category
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?category=15
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-31 03:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that basket was genius
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-26 07:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It never gets old...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-26 06:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Once again, my humble pilgrimage.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-26 06:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, LP turned 18 a few days ago...
*waiting*
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-20 10:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd rather have awakened with the imprints of.....some...of these, on my face this morning
O well........brunch will arrive in about 5 hrs.
I can wait.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 08:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-20 07:36:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
If LadyPlural's 18 now I demand satisfaction!
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go have a wank
that'll satisfy ya
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-20 07:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If LadyPlural's 18 now I demand satisfaction!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-20 06:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*right click*
*save as*
Phew. Just in case.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-20 06:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAHHHHHHH NIGHTMARES?
Submitted by Jimmy_Esquire (user info) at 2005-07-18 11:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bump.
I hope Rad clicks on this and gets nightmares... again.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-16 03:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what a piece of shite
20,000 hits? BAH
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-07 08:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus, it's a known fact that people with little or no exposure
to boobs are 450% more likely to become terrorists.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-07 08:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They are the thin squeezy line between order and chaos.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-07 08:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cheers, williamson. If there's one thing that people can rally around
in time of crisis, it's gotta be the mammary glands of the human female, right?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-07 08:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coyote, wiser words have never been uttered.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-07 08:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This needs to be on MRR again, because at a time like this,
don't we all need some comfort and reassurance? And what
could be more comforting and reassuring than boobs?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-06-25 01:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had to rate this so I could get review number 666.
HAIL SATAN!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-20 15:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-20 15:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this should be a permanent fixture on the uberboard
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-04-30 17:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is really sweet of you all, but I'M GAY!
No, just kidding, that would be cruel and inaccurate. But it's sweet of you and I know I'm speaking for the entire (straight) Uber population when I say THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
Submitted by pushedbyboredom (user info) at 2005-04-30 17:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for boobs. 9 is nice. All are nice. Boobs are nice.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-04-30 16:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for tits.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-28 11:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow I havent jerked off to this, i mean read this in awhile.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-28 11:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god, please help me with my titty addiction.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-28 10:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
asdf
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-27 20:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MRR
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-15 11:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still want to know which pair was Stin's.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-15 11:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-11 00:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone else resurrected it, so I am obligated to make a reply....
And my admiration has been directed to all appropriate sources.
Submitted by entropy (user info) at 2005-04-10 23:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I figured I'd give this another review just for kicks
I love this post
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-04-08 07:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
18 was incredible.
circe, you're a whore! no joke!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-09 08:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-09 08:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-27 19:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-27 18:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
never die!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-22 09:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most. heated. again.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-22 09:30:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
get back on Most Heated cunt!
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-22 03:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the "breast stroke."
Submitted by TheGreenLantern (user info) at 2005-02-22 00:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love boobs
Greeny
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-02-22 00:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's slipping.... nooooo....
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 19:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still mad Wazza's post can't heat up anymore...
We coulda had it around a thousand.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-21 19:32:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-21 19:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post should never die.
Submitted by EagleHawk (user info) at 2005-02-21 18:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So where's part 2?
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-02-21 05:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ladies, ladies, ladies.....
Wha?
Oh yeah, I was gonna say someth.....
Distracted once again.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-02-21 02:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It can't die Circe! It's boobs!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-20 22:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
God people.. for the love of fuck, LET IT DIE!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-20 22:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Losing heat?
SAY IT AIN'T SO!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-20 20:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of boobs, maybe some of you Uber broads should consider squeezing your racks into some ShlongyWear.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60077
Submitted by garcon_fou (user info) at 2005-02-20 20:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-20 19:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEATbHEAToHEAToHEATbHEATiHEATeHEATsHEAT
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-20 17:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep this thread alive!
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-02-20 07:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How is this dropping of heated? Boobies!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-20 00:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
but i fucked up the message for AJs post.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-20 00:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that -2 was for wiki.
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-19 14:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh yea, and then, if we do, keep in mind i can have all you here for raping my fragile mind and body!
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-02-19 10:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow... I missed a lot of this... Hee hee...
Submitted by Neener (user info) at 2005-02-19 02:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2005-02-18 23:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whoever is 16... boing.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-18 22:53:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is like the never-ending thread...except...not.
Is it too early to say that this will be rated Best Post of the Year?
I call it.
And also, I refuse to confirm nor deny the alligations of my breasts being #23.
It's called my fifth amendment right and I am making good use of it! :p
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They fit in a basket!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well, you deserved it.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-02-18 18:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Vicious - Yes, sir.. I realized
bob - that's not very nice. Not very nice, at all.
DC isn't so horrible! (Read: DC is not to be taken in large doses.)
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-02-18 17:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thirteen thousand? Has Bart put this on BoredAtWork, or something?
Submitted by Flash (user info) at 2005-02-18 17:24:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#9, #15, #18....I am in love with you and your tits.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-18 16:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhhhhh
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-02-18 14:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WiKi-
I must say, I think you're my hero. Problem with that is, heroes aren't real. You, therefore, cannot be real. I am truly in doubt of the chance that a Florida woman is so overqualififed.... so either you don't really exist, or I'm hallucinating and terribly misreading your text. (No worries of ME ever being gullible or hopeful, hahaha....) But placation is nice anyway! So thanks for allowing my mind a moment of fictitious bliss....
>please tell me you know I'm being sarcastic here<
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-02-18 12:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah.
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-02-18 11:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
7 of 10 posts on the most heated list right now have the word 'uber' in the title. this site is masturbatory in so many ways.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-18 04:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'mr durnk.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-02-18 00:49:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Though this piece is kick ass, there still could be more boobs on ubersite. We need more!!!
Nice breasts, ladies. even if my girlfriend beat on me for oogling over them. Shes so easy to rile up.
Submitted by Brokenwing (user info) at 2005-02-17 23:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thank you. this was very sweet of you.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-17 20:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! DC isn't that bad.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-17 20:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NSFW?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-17 19:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 die wiki.
stupid dashboard confessional.
DIE
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2005-02-17 18:45:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"The male body does not have enough blood to properly power both the brain and penis at the same time"
#13 all the way
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-02-17 17:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Viciousriffs--
1) I have an IQ of at least 130. English major-I'm smarter than I let on.
2) I'm DEFINITELY not a psycho.
3) Your penis will most certainly not retract at my approach.
4) I have my own money, I don't need yours.
5) I'm not a dirty, cheating whore. I may have done this one thing, this ONE time.. but it's never happened before, nor after that incident. Oh.. and I have a horrible conscience, so it eats at me.. ok, we won't get into that.
6) I'm a fucking NYMPHO.
7) I love every kind of music out there. I know a lot of people say that, but seriously.. I haven't found any that I don't like.
8) I'm not religious, in any sense of the word.
9) No drugs for me anymore.
10) Pregnant? I'm not at that point in my life.
11) Hypocrits are the DEBIL!
12) Friends of mine are drama queens.. I prefer to set them straight.
13) Personal space is fine.. after I get my sex. ....kidding ....or am I?
14) I've had the same job for 4 years, my car is in the process of being fixed, and I have my own life. Trust that.
15) I smoke, too. So, yeah.
Look at me! I feel like I'm putting an ad in the personals. I don't know why I felt the need to vindicate myself, but now..
I am VINDICATED! I am selfish, I am wrong, I am right.. I swear I'm right! Swear I knew it all along!
..sorry for the DC outburst.
I'm just going to go hang my head in shame now..
Oh, NICE BOOBS!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Following suit with Dave, here.
My wife and I have been long time supporters of breast cancer research. Tia has a long history of cancer in her family, especially breast cancer. And seeing how she has perfect cans, we have decided that prevention is better than a cure.
Please give to your local charities.
-Brian
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Happy Valentine's Day.
Go donate to breast cancer research"
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So quoted Circe at the conclusion of the text of this post.
Well I did.
I even got a pink ribbon to prove it, look out for the pointless camwhore with which to prove it.
I realised that donating my peener shot to the other post doesn't repay the debt that we owe to these fine ladies who donated pictures of their boobicles, clothed or otherwise, for the pleasure that this post brought so many of us.
So go out and do it (if you want).
Wear your pink ribbon (I think that is a universal thing, but if not whatever your symbol is) with pride.
Thank you all again Ladies
-Dave
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2005-02-17 10:57:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, I was Full of boob-tastic glee as I read from the bottom up trying to figure out whose titties belonged to who and then that fucking cunt mysta (who technically isnt even an uber user) ruins the whole thing by being such a fucking bitch as always. Fucking write something already you useless whore instead of wrecking other peoples posts. See, You made me minus 2 the gratest post EVAR on uber!!!!!
Come to think about it the best post EVAR would be you giving a very graphical account of someone kicking the fucking shit out of you. That would give me a bigger wood then this post did, and that's really saying something.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-17 10:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
11529 hits
Rating: 1.73
600 reviews
2.3 days
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
600
boobies
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
599
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-17 07:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just thought you should know male humans are not the only dogs.
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Male Flies and Male Monkeys Are Just Dogs
In articles in recent issues of Current Biology, researchers separately studying the dance fly and the rhesus macaque monkey concluded that males will be males. The male dance fly was found by a team from the University of Western Australia to sometimes present a female with worthless tokens for the opportunity to mate with her, but by the time she discovered their worth, he had already hit and run. A team from Duke University found that the male monkey will forgo his own rewards (juice) in exchange for being permitted to view pictures of female monkeys' bottoms. [Discovery-Animal Planet, 1-11-05] [LiveScience.com, 1-28-05]
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-17 05:35:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-17 04:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:38:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, #1's were made to play motorboat with.... pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!!
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yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes ye s yes yesyeys
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-02-17 04:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's another
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-16 23:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ooooooooh, they're all so pretty.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not sure if it's just because she appears to be on her back, but no.13 tickles my fancy.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, #1's were made to play motorboat with.... pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I liked number one.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:36:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:10:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-16 01:50:53 (#)
I cant compare to some of those other womens Melons, but I'm not really tiny either...Think Samantha from sex and the city, mine look alot like hers naked, not small, not big,...juuuuust right.
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I actually hate big boobies. By general rule, a handful is enough. If I can squeeze it, it's big enough. If it's more than a handful it gets in the way and the nipple is big and ugly. I hate big nipples. I'm a legs and eyes guy, but there's really nothing hotter once the clothes are off than little nipples.
If nobody minds me saying, and you'd better fucking not, I think mystia probably has the hottest rack of any of you UberLadies. I can imagine what they look like outside of that dress and, well, they're damn near perfect.
Oly approves of this post.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-16 20:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
7 is ainkara.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-16 20:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Will we ever find out who's is who's? Must know who pair 7 belong too. And which are Stin's. Stin could be #7. Just don't know. Please, put me out of my misery.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If there is one thing better than breasts, it's soapy breasts.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PS Tiger Lilly ...yowza!!!!!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally! Something worthy of being atop the most heated list.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And yeah, I amended my "simple list" from the 1st 5 things to about 15. Sometimes the hamster in my head starts to run, instead of the typical lethargic gait it has grown accustomed to. Oh well, I think you will all live. For now.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, Rox and WiKi, I don't doubt your point. My words were meant more along the lines of exaggeration than anything else. But, come on..... I truly doubt that I could find an average of one woman per town in Florida that meets such a basic set of prerequisites:
1) Have an IQ of at least 130
2) Don't be a psycho
3) Don't be so unattractive that my penis inverts itself in fear of her approach
4) Don't try to take my money, as I will not try to take yours
5) Don't be a dirty cheating whore
6) Enjoy sex at least half as much as I do
7) Have good taste in music (I don't wanna see any feuds on this one, so I'm not telling what I like.... let's just say it's very similar to what I perform)
8) Preferably non-religious.... kinda seems to go with the whole IQ thing, though, I suppose
9) No drug abusers, please.... tired of people in my life dying because of stupid shit
10) Don't ask me to get you pregnant, whatever you do. If you do ask, and I say no once, that should suffice as my reply. If you want a breeding stud, look elsewhere.
11) NO HYPOCRISY ALLOWED. Unless it's by me. (How is that hypocritical, huh???)
12) Don't be a drama queen. Nobody likes it, it's irritating.... Wow, so many of these things are intertwined.
13) Understand my need for personal space. Sometimes, I just want to be left alone. I'm not reclusive, and I'm not thinking about how I'm going to cut your pancreas out with a shovel when you go to sleep, so relax and respect someone's need for privacy. Great.
14) Please have a car, a job and a life of your own. Sharing is good- parasitical osmosis is bad. Be your own person, instead of assuming my identity (and I do mean ASSUMING).
15) Don't question my smoking of the cigarettes! I don't touch drugs, I rarely drink, and I work with people all day long. If I need nicotine to stay calm about things, so be it. Yes, I've tried to quit. No, it's not going to happen. So drop it right now. Actually, this applies to anything that I do.... I am a thinking individual, and I contemplate nearly every action I make before I do it. Unless I have personally stepped on your toes by my thoughtlessness toward you personally, let it be.
That should sum it up. Of course there's more, but I think these things all follow a basic thought pattern. Any other Floridian ladies offended by my wild and reckless banter, read this, then judge. And if this post offends you? I really don't want anything to do with you anyway, so in advance to those of you who would piss and moan like a Bible thumping soccer mom? Swallow my pride. Thanks,
J.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've read pretty much all of this mindless babble and I've come to three conclusions...
1) I love to jack off
2) Some Uber broads have really outstanding racks
3) Mystiamoon is a fucking ignorant dipshit who should shut her whoring fucking trap
3b) I am great
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I did. Scroll down.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
10000 hits WOO!
About the owners of these tits were revealed. Revealed to all.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-02-16 02:06:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice bodies, AND nice people? Yeah, you're not from Florida, not one of you.... I have a wonderful selection to choose from down here though- A) snobby and attractive or B) born in Louisiana bayou swamp water and uglier than the creature from the black lagoon. Thanks for verifying that my cynicism is only a local problem. I don't wanna move AGAIN.... where, oh where, should I go now? I give up....
Oh, and BOOBIES!!!!!!!!
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LadyPlural and I both live in Florida, dear.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Perhaps Caul, perhaps.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
les femmes n'ont aucune notion de camaraderie entre elles
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:48:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
FA -
How many new users make a semi-decent first, second, third post where they identify themselves as female and get a slew of comments saying "we need a camwhore lolz!!oneone" or "show is your tits". The obligatory "this would be a +2 if we could see boobies". I've seen it happen, I bet you have.
I was going to carry on and have a good rant, but you know what? This is not a feminist issue post, so I'm getting out of here before it degenerates any further from the fun and silly contest it was supposed to be.
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There's no law against inane comments, Stin. Why are we suddenly talking about new users? Your point was that "it makes it harder for [you] as a female writer at times" and "the rest of us to have to work twice as hard to get respect". Some twat making a stupid comment might offend your sensibilites but it doesn't make anything harder for you as a poster.
Get upset about the whoredom if you find some benefit in it, but speak for yourself rather than for your entire gender - some of us don't agree.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I need some salt and pepper for my foot.
I need to proofread what my fingers spew before I hit Rank.
Just replace
"It sounds as if you"
With
"It sounds like many"
I think that about sums it up.
I think.
I need a drink.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stin,
It wasn't you I was thinking of during my reply.
It came out that way with my hideous cut and paste.
My point was really "to anyone who thinks blah blah blah..." I was using your words as a platform.
If you ignore me, I will eventually fade into the background with my midget husband.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Er...my reply below didn't come out right.
Ignore me. I will figure out who to direct my riteous indignation at in a few hours. Truly I will.
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AshK. Are you gonna come clean about the midget, or what?
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AshK, honey, my boobs are up there too.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BOOBS
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:48:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ladies....ladies....
Can't we all just agree to come together??? To bury the hatchet???
Or at least let me film you all cumming together while 'burying' the hatchet???
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