Electro, I am afraid that your autism has led you astray (1017 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.57 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Agent Smith (View user info) at 2005-02-14 01:25:44 EST
electro1178: bart?
MepretendingtobeBart: Yes?
electro1178: wtf
MepretendingtobeBart: Hm?
electro1178: did you dump your old cilfone aim nick?
MepretendingtobeBart: Yes.
MepretendingtobeBart: Too many people know it.
MepretendingtobeBart: Why did you include me in your hate post to Lisa?
electro1178: its not a hate post of lisa...
MepretendingtobeBart: What is it, then?
electro1178: its a Not-Hate post of lisa.
MepretendingtobeBart: That doesn't make any sense.
MepretendingtobeBart: Explain.
electro1178: Not-Hate post as in, Not hate lisa post?
MepretendingtobeBart: So why would you say she whores if you don't hate her?
electro1178: because she does? everyone does?
MepretendingtobeBart: She doesn't, though.
electro1178: its a great game of follow the leader... except everyone is the leader.
MepretendingtobeBart: She's never put anything on Uberboard.
electro1178: neither have I..
MepretendingtobeBart: So how does she whore?
electro1178: because I dont know how to shove a dollar into the floppy disk drive...
electro1178: uh, she doesn't?
MepretendingtobeBart: You need a credit card.
electro1178: Its just a graphic..
MepretendingtobeBart: Well then why would you say she does?
electro1178: CREDIT CARDS ARE EVIL!
MepretendingtobeBart: No.
MepretendingtobeBart: They aren't.
electro1178: the different between cash and credit cards is.. Interest
MepretendingtobeBart: Uberboard keeps Ubersite running.
electro1178: all thats happened is, sure you gave a dollar, now you own the credit card company the $1 with interest
MepretendingtobeBart: But if people pay off their credit cards there is no interest.
electro1178: ya
electro1178: I would give the uber board a buck... expect I do not want credit cards...
MepretendingtobeBart: So just pay off your card every month and you'll have no problem.
electro1178: thats why, I plan not to have one for a while..
MepretendingtobeBart: Why not get a paper route for some money?
electro1178 signed off at 9:55:05 PM.
electro1178 signed on at 10:12:21 PM.
MepretendingtobeBart: Why did you sign off on me?
electro1178: my phone cut me off
MepretendingtobeBart: You don't have cable modem?
electro1178: catch-a-call shit
electro1178: no
electro1178: I dont have that in my area yet
MepretendingtobeBart: Don't you live in America?
electro1178: I do
electro1178: them fuckers haven't built cable lines for it around here I think...
MepretendingtobeBart: Don't you live in town?
electro1178: Oregon
electro1178: I do
electro1178: but we dont have it because times are abit hard
MepretendingtobeBart: Can you get cable TV?
electro1178: we have satelite tv
MepretendingtobeBart: You could get satellite internet, then.
electro1178: but that would be quite a bit extra a month...
electro1178: I would have to ask my parents...
electro1178: for its their satelite.
MepretendingtobeBart: You could get a job.
electro1178: not yet
MepretendingtobeBart: Do you have a bicycle?
electro1178: no
MepretendingtobeBart: Why not? Did the Mexicans steal it? We have them here in Chicago too.
MepretendingtobeBart: Well???
electro1178: nope, dont got one
MepretendingtobeBart: Did the Mexicans steal it?
electro1178: no
electro1178: I have had them but I never used them..
MepretendingtobeBart: Why not?
MepretendingtobeBart: Bikes are fun.
electro1178: I just don't
electro1178: I prefer my pc
MepretendingtobeBart: But you can't take it outside.
electro1178: ya
electro1178: thats why I stay inside
MepretendingtobeBart: That isn't healthy.
electro1178: I like my pc
MepretendingtobeBart: Even I, the creator and owner of Ubersite, go outside.
electro1178: I go outside too
electro1178: duh
electro1178: I get squrriels at my backdoor wanting peanuts.
MepretendingtobeBart: You should eat them.
electro1178: I go out and feed them
electro1178: wha?
MepretendingtobeBart: Squirrel meat is good.
electro1178: nah
MepretendingtobeBart: Have you ever had it?
electro1178: I am not cruel.
electro1178: one of them actually has come as close as smelling my feet...
MepretendingtobeBart: What's the difference between eating squirrels and eating cows?
electro1178: one goes moo
electro1178: ?
MepretendingtobeBart: No, it's a rhetorical question.
MepretendingtobeBart: I'm saying, why is it okay to eat a cow and not a squirrel?
electro1178: why is it okay to eat a cow?
MepretendingtobeBart: Because they taste good.
electro1178: then thats the reason
MepretendingtobeBart: Squirrels taste good too.
electro1178: thats what you say
electro1178: me, I decide not to eat them.
electro1178: Thee end.
MepretendingtobeBart: But if you haven't tried them you can't say that it's bad to eat them.
electro1178: I said I decide not to eat them. Thee end.
MepretendingtobeBart: Why?
electro1178: I just dont want to.
electro1178: I said so. Thats it.
MepretendingtobeBart: Are you getting smart with me?
MepretendingtobeBart: I'll ban you.
electro1178: I am not being a smart-mouth...
MepretendingtobeBart: I say when it is The End.
electro1178: I am just saying I will not eat a squirrel. period.
MepretendingtobeBart: Are you saying it is bad to eat squirrels? My grandmother used to make me squirrel every summer. It was all she could afford.
electro1178: is thats what you want to eat, then go on ahead.
MepretendingtobeBart: My ID = 1. I own all.
electro1178: and that is the truth.
MepretendingtobeBart: You'd do well to remember it.
electro1178: thats why I say BART OWNZ YOU!
MepretendingtobeBart: You should spell it correctly.
MepretendingtobeBart: If you're going to sing my praises you should do it in a respectful manner.
electro1178: it is respected
MepretendingtobeBart: You misspell "owns."
MepretendingtobeBart: It debases the meaningfulness.
electro1178: thats how its said
electro1178: OWNS OWNZ PWNED PWNZ
MepretendingtobeBart: I just looked on Hyperdictionary.com, and there is no entry for "ownz," "pwned," or "pwnz."
electro1178: but if you wish for me to say "Bart owns you!" then I shall then.
MepretendingtobeBart: Yes, do.
MepretendingtobeBart: Keep fighting the good fight.
MepretendingtobeBart: Don't listen to people like AJ and Method.
electro1178: wait a minute...
MepretendingtobeBart: What?
electro1178: how can I totally be sure that you are bart and not just someone degreeless setted up to mess with me?
electro1178: I mean, people as of lately have been doing this...
electro1178: they been tricking me into thinking they are someone else, etc.
MepretendingtobeBart: How would you like me to prove it to you?
electro1178: hmm
MepretendingtobeBart: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/stats.cgi
electro1178: well, your on Most Viewed Authors... change your current displayed name of Bears 46, Patriots 10 to something else... that would pretty much say you are bart.
MepretendingtobeBart: It would take awhile to update.
MepretendingtobeBart: And besides, I like having my name like that.
MepretendingtobeBart: Do you watch football?
electro1178: hmm
electro1178: eh, sometimes...
electro1178: you like chicago bears eh?
MepretendingtobeBart: Yes.
MepretendingtobeBart: http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/61b7/action/2101c95/ Here is my Halloween outfit.
electro1178: thats my dad's favorite team..
electro1178: he is from illinois...
MepretendingtobeBart: Your dad is a smart man.
MepretendingtobeBart: Well?
MepretendingtobeBart: Do you not want to talk to me?
electro1178: sorry
electro1178: I was at the can.
MepretendingtobeBart: The can?
electro1178: the tiolet
MepretendingtobeBart: You should've said, "brb"
electro1178: yea but I really have to go and delaying another 1-2 seconds could have made me piss my pants.
MepretendingtobeBart: You need to learn kegel.
electro1178: never delay the restroom... unless you want to piss your pants... thats what I been taught...
electro1178: kegel?
MepretendingtobeBart: Yes.
MepretendingtobeBart: Kegel.
electro1178: what is kegel?
MepretendingtobeBart: It is a pelvic exercise.
MepretendingtobeBart: It makes it possible to stop the flow of urination.
MepretendingtobeBart: No more embarassing accidents at the sorority mixer.
electro1178: but at what cost? because holding it in can really... be not very good for you...
MepretendingtobeBart: It builds muscle.
MepretendingtobeBart: You don't hold it forever.
electro1178: hmm
electro1178: I may have to look into that
MepretendingtobeBart: Just long enough to say, "I'll be right back."
electro1178: because I fear entering most public restrooms these days...
MepretendingtobeBart: Yes, the Mexicans have diseases.
electro1178: people piss on the seats...
MepretendingtobeBart: And they have sexually transmitted diseases.
electro1178: they cram trash and shit into the toilets...
MepretendingtobeBart: Because they are filthy sinners.
MepretendingtobeBart: Who do not wait until marriage.
electro1178: there is just no respect for the toilet these days..
MepretendingtobeBart: No, it's a sad day when the porcelain throne is not revered.
MepretendingtobeBart: Have you had sexual education, Jeffrey?
electro1178: ya, the school teachs the shit..
MepretendingtobeBart: Did you like it?
electro1178: lets just say...
electro1178: its like teaching you that sex is BAD BAD BAD...
electro1178: then shows the worst shit about it..
MepretendingtobeBart: Do you think sex is bad?
electro1178: not telling you anything good about it...
electro1178: I wouldn't know
MepretendingtobeBart: That's good. Sex should not be so frequently practiced as it is in society today.
MepretendingtobeBart: It's refreshing to see people who are strong like Lisa proud in their virginity.
electro1178: eh
electro1178: so, you want to be in the smashed series further?
MepretendingtobeBart: I think you should give other users a chance to be in it.
electro1178: alrightly but.. whom?
MepretendingtobeBart: It's your series.
electro1178: because this has a tiny deathmatch series happening..
MepretendingtobeBart: You should have people you feel are deserving in it.
MepretendingtobeBart: Who do you want to put in?
electro1178: I have no clue at the moment..
MepretendingtobeBart: None?
electro1178: also, degreeless seems to be talking to me here... er, saying you are wanting to ban me?
MepretendingtobeBart: Degreeless is not to be trusted.
MepretendingtobeBart: He is a liar.
electro1178: here is the following script he has posted to me:
electro1178: AEther fart164: hey?
AEther fart164: I'm serious
AEther fart164: bart's considering banning you
AEther fart164: hey
AEther fart164: are you listening to me?
electro1178: yea... I just like to zone out..
AEther fart164: its okay
AEther fart164: but this is serious
AEther fart164: he's asking me if I would ban you
AEther fart164: hey dude, you should find out if he is
electro1178: he is what
electro1178: AEther fart164: because he's getting really mad at you
AEther fart164: he wants to ban you
AEther fart164: hey man
AEther fart164: he's not giving up
AEther fart164: I'm trying to talk him out of it
AEther fart164: but he says you kiss too much ass
AEther fart164: MepretendingtobeBart: I'm serious, I'm going to give him a little scare. That'll teach him to suck my dick.
AEther fart164: man, just calm down, he hasn't done anything
AEther fart164: MepretendingtobeBart: Look, even YOUR rating is better than his. And you suck. But you're DDT compared to him.
AEther fart164: Why, thank you, but he hasn't done anything
electro1178: ok, I feel like I am being pulled into some trick and trap thing again..
MepretendingtobeBart: How did he get my screen name?
electro1178: I dont know
MepretendingtobeBart: DID YOU GIVE IT TO HIM???
electro1178: no
MepretendingtobeBart: I've only given it to three people.
electro1178: wait.. lemme think about...
MepretendingtobeBart: DID YOU COPY AND PASTE SOMETHING I SAID??
electro1178: maybe I accidently did tell... because you never told me who you were before. DAMNIT! Why must everyone instant message me and start confusing me with stuff! ARGH! I CAN'T TAKE THIS AIM STUFF!
MepretendingtobeBart: I can't believe you told him my screen name.
electro1178: because you didnt tell me who you were before!
MepretendingtobeBart: WHY CAN YOU NOT TRUST PEOPLE?
electro1178: because everyone on uber torments me with this aim shit that I never really know who is on the other end!
MepretendingtobeBart: You've crossed the line, Jeffrey.
MepretendingtobeBart: My identity was a secret.
MepretendingtobeBart: I demand an apology.
electro1178 signed off at 11:00:39 PM.
electro1178 signed on at 11:00:55 PM.
MepretendingtobeBart: I demand an apology.
electro1178: ok
MepretendingtobeBart: Ok?
electro1178: how would you like me to apology?
MepretendingtobeBart: I want it in writing.
MepretendingtobeBart: In a post.
electro1178: animated?
MepretendingtobeBart: No.
MepretendingtobeBart: I want it up right away.
MepretendingtobeBart: MSPaint.
electro1178: ok
MepretendingtobeBart: Anything you can whip up in five minutes.
MepretendingtobeBart: I'm a busy man.
electro1178: yes
MepretendingtobeBart: I'm waiting!
electro1178: ok
MepretendingtobeBart: Is it up yet?
electro1178: yes
MepretendingtobeBart: let me see
MepretendingtobeBart: Why is the picture so fuzzy?
electro1178: it is?
MepretendingtobeBart: Yes.
MepretendingtobeBart: Why is the text not bolded?
MepretendingtobeBart: I demand bold text.
electro1178: but that would be a 2nd post within 5 minutes! Wouldn't this violate some posting rules?
MepretendingtobeBart: There are no rules.
MepretendingtobeBart: You've posted more than once per day before.
MepretendingtobeBart: What makes this different?
electro1178: true but not every five minutes tho...
MepretendingtobeBart: It doesn't matter.
MepretendingtobeBart: Who makes the rules?
MepretendingtobeBart: I do.
MepretendingtobeBart: Do you not have the picture saved so you can quickly change the text?
MepretendingtobeBart: My ID = 1
MepretendingtobeBart: Jeffrey, do not make me result to punishment for your insolence.
electro1178: I know your ID is 1...
MepretendingtobeBart: Then what is the issue?
electro1178: but...
electro1178: whats interesting is that..
electro1178: degreeless -2ed that apology...
MepretendingtobeBart: Degreeless -2s everything.
MepretendingtobeBart: Because I took away his ratings.
electro1178: thats what he said...
MepretendingtobeBart: Because he is a jerk.
electro1178: ok, this is just getting weird..
MepretendingtobeBart: Jeffrey, if I don't see a bolded text apology in five minutes, I'm going to be very upset.
MepretendingtobeBart: You don't want to see me when I'm upset, do you?
electro1178: ok ok, I shall bold it, anything else?
electro1178: maybe some other graphics in it?
MepretendingtobeBart: No.
MepretendingtobeBart: This must be simplistic.
electro1178: alrightly
electro1178: does the font type matter?
MepretendingtobeBart: No.
MepretendingtobeBart: Just bold the one you have.
MepretendingtobeBart: And when it goes up, prove that you are sorry by commenting on it with a -2.
MepretendingtobeBart: And say, "Bart is my Lord and Master. His word is divine law."
electro1178: Whats this...
electro1178: AJ is convincing me that you are not Bart...
MepretendingtobeBart: What?
electro1178: I am now confused on what to do...
MepretendingtobeBart: What are you talking about, Jeffrey?
electro1178: AJ is saying that YOU are not the real Bart.
electro1178: and I am not sure whom to believe...
MepretendingtobeBart: What is his sn?
MepretendingtobeBart: I will fix this.
electro1178: I am confused on what to do...
MepretendingtobeBart: What is AJ's sn?
electro1178: what?
MepretendingtobeBart: What is AJ's sn?
electro1178: you don't know AJ's screenname?
MepretendingtobeBart: No.
MepretendingtobeBart: I don't talk to him.
MepretendingtobeBart: He is swine.
MepretendingtobeBart: I've banned him for messing with you, remember?
electro1178: AJ is banned?
MepretendingtobeBart: No. He has apologized, but I have banned him before.
MepretendingtobeBart: I never converse with those I've once banned.
MepretendingtobeBart: What is AJ saying???
MepretendingtobeBart: Jeffrey, what is going on here?
MepretendingtobeBart: Your five minutes are up.
MepretendingtobeBart: Is your post done yet?
electro1178: can you prove to me that you are bart?
electro1178: if so, I will post this
MepretendingtobeBart: Haven't I done enough?
MepretendingtobeBart: If you need further proof, I can give it.
electro1178: no, I haven't seen solid proof
electro1178: everyone knows your id is 1.
MepretendingtobeBart: Yes.
electro1178: but I wouldn't know what solid proof you could give...
MepretendingtobeBart: Here, here is the traffic analysis for Ubersite.]
MepretendingtobeBart: http://petrol.whirlycott.com/mrtg/petrol_2.html
electro1178: anyone can access that, can't they?
MepretendingtobeBart: Give this to no one.
MepretendingtobeBart: You hear?
MepretendingtobeBart: No.
MepretendingtobeBart: No one has it but those that I've given it to.
electro1178: I can't tell what to make of this page...
MepretendingtobeBart: It is the traffic analysis for Ubersite.
MepretendingtobeBart: It updates in real-time.
electro1178: hmm, I know of one easy way to solid proof that you are bart...
electro1178: and that is to reply to the apology post i have given..
MepretendingtobeBart: Who gives the orders here?
MepretendingtobeBart: I will not reply to an insufficient apology.
MepretendingtobeBart: If I do it will be a -2.
MepretendingtobeBart: Do you want that?
electro1178: alright, I will post the new one...
MepretendingtobeBart: I will reply to that one when it is up.
electro1178: ok
MepretendingtobeBart: Is it up?
electro1178: in 3 1/2 seconds
electro1178: done
MepretendingtobeBart: Post it.
MepretendingtobeBart: Very good, Jeffrey.
MepretendingtobeBart: Now what is AJ's screen name?
MepretendingtobeBart: I will talk to him posthaste.
electro1178: its
electro1178: gimme a moment.. I got 100+ people...
MepretendingtobeBart: okay
electro1178: polyamorousguyaj
MepretendingtobeBart: and he's talking to you now?
electro1178: not no more
MepretendingtobeBart: He was earlier?
electro1178: yes
MepretendingtobeBart: and what was he saying?
electro1178: I dont have the chat log...
MepretendingtobeBart: Jeffrey, you aren't lying to me are you?
electro1178: why would I want to lie to the ubergod?
MepretendingtobeBart: I don't know.
MepretendingtobeBart: But I, in fact, did know AJ's sn.
MepretendingtobeBart: And I know that he was busy studying.
MepretendingtobeBart: You see, AJ and I are going to meet in Vegas.
MepretendingtobeBart: We talk quite a bit.
MepretendingtobeBart: And I know he wasn't talking to anyone tonight. He was studying for Accounting.
MepretendingtobeBart: So why DID you lie to me?
electro1178: so wait a damnit, you and everyone else are in on out to get me eh?
MepretendingtobeBart: No.
MepretendingtobeBart: I was testing your loyalty.
electro1178: I knew you and others would go against me
MepretendingtobeBart: I can't believe you've lied to me, though.
electro1178: you joined the darkside like everyone
electro1178: I cannot believe this
MepretendingtobeBart: I've given you a site to host your animations, your games.
MepretendingtobeBart: And you've betrayed me.
electro1178: a host to my games?
MepretendingtobeBart: A place to advertise them.
MepretendingtobeBart: If I hadn't made Ubersite, no one would even know your name.
MepretendingtobeBart: You owe your career to me.
electro1178: well, what do you want me to do man? I am fed up with everyone serving me so much bullshit....
MepretendingtobeBart: But you lied to ME!
electro1178: everyone poses as everyone else
MepretendingtobeBart: I showed you things I've only shown people like Razor and JMG.
electro1178: because I cant tell if you are the really bart or not for I get so many fake aims sent to me
MepretendingtobeBart: And you distrust me?
electro1178: not only this but those pages you showed me, I can't tell what they even are.
MepretendingtobeBart: I'm ashamed of you, Jeffrey.
MepretendingtobeBart: You don't trust the one man who has protected you from Uber-bullies like AJ and Degreeless.
electro1178: protected?
MepretendingtobeBart: If a man can't trust his friends, what does he have?
MepretendingtobeBart: As much as I can, yes.
MepretendingtobeBart: I can't censor them, but I can keep them from running rampant.
electro1178: dude, I been smacked down by them so MUCH I rarely see you even post a reply to my shit
electro1178: I am just fed up with all this shit going on in my life
MepretendingtobeBart: I'm busy fixing Uber.
MepretendingtobeBart: I can't be everywhere.
MepretendingtobeBart: I check in on a few people, keep B@W and Uber running, while working a job and having a social life.
MepretendingtobeBart: I can't do everything.
MepretendingtobeBart: I don't know what to make of this, Jeffrey.
electro1178: So for the last time, and for all that is good in this world... ARE YOU THE REAL BART BART?
MepretendingtobeBart: I've been sorely disappointed.
MepretendingtobeBart: I'm going to have to sleep on this. I'll decide what I'm going to do in the morning.
MepretendingtobeBart: Has Uber gotten so bad that we can't trust each other?
MepretendingtobeBart: If so, I may just have to take it down.
electro1178: Are you or are you not, the real bart, the real ubergod? For the reply you say to it, I will believe it.
MepretendingtobeBart: Yes.
MepretendingtobeBart: But I need to decied on the fate of Uber.
MepretendingtobeBart: It's gone down the toilet.
electro1178: wait a minute
MepretendingtobeBart: The darkside has tainted you.
MepretendingtobeBart: I need to sleep on this, Jeffrey.
electro1178: if you have been the real bart, why is it when you contacted me, you never told me whom you were?
MepretendingtobeBart: Give me time to think.
MepretendingtobeBart: I didn't know if I could trust you.
electro1178: I been contacted by this screenname in the past
MepretendingtobeBart: And you've proven my fears.
electro1178: I would have trusted you only if I knew whom you were
MepretendingtobeBart: But you didn't just today! After you knew who I was! You made me doubt AJ.
electro1178: well, I didn't know if you were bart or not because I gotten past instant messages from fake aim names saying they were bart too...
MepretendingtobeBart: You spread the seed of lies. And lying is something I cannot stand for.
MepretendingtobeBart: Let me sleep on this, Jeffrey.
MepretendingtobeBart: I shall rate your post in due time.
MepretendingtobeBart: Until then, farewell.
electro1178: I only lied because I did not know you were the real bart bart...
electro1178 signed off at 11:43:49 PM.
Electro, I'm sorry to say it, but you may be legally retarded.
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IM post auto -2
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Agent Smith is hilarious!
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Fuck you fishheads, this shit is GOLD!
MepretendingtobeBart: You could get a job.
electro1178: not yet
MepretendingtobeBart: Do you have a bicycle?
electro1178: no
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just leave him alone already.
What you are doing is called bullying.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
this wasn't as funny as usual...too damh long.
But tricking him into apologizing was funny.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lay off him.
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Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 08:04:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
*using dark and sinister japanese voice*
Madame, I am not your ENEMY!
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PUT UP YOUR DUKES, BITCH!!!!
ARGHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-14 08:17:33 EST (#)
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Are any of your posts original or do you just try to leach off others popularity?
Dick.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 08:04:23 EST (#)
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*using dark and sinister japanese voice*
Madame, I am not your ENEMY!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 08:02:01 EST (#)
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it was a compliment. i was being literal...it sounds like something a smith character would wax poetic on. send it in
"hey dude, mutual rape is the best"
"what's that"
"remember return of the jedi...."
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:10:28 EST (#)
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if youre saying thats from a kevin smith movie, i've never seen it.
it very well could be but thats not where i it came from on my end...
thanks for the try anyway
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 05:15:42 EST (#)
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mystia, send that to kevin smith; i'm sure he'll use it
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:51:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-14 00:13:43 (#)
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Ok degreeless, Are you setting me up or what?
I am getting fed up with everyone contacting me on aim, and giving me all this bullshit and confusing me and shit... I...I...I don't know how much more I can take of this...
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see what you did degreeless!!!
bad boy!
You are going to give him a nervous breakdown.
Perhaps you should offer him a bit of that mutual rape we discussed the other day, as a token of your remorse.
For those of you who do not know what Mutual Rape is, allow me to explain.....
Mutual rape is a term I made up to describe when 2 parties engage in sex when neither party really want to have sex, they are simply doing it because they think the other wants it. What you end up with is two people who dont want sex having sex anyway.
Mutual Rape.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
amusing but leave the boy alone already.
Submitted by The_Wizard (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-14 04:19:57 EST (#)
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"electro1178: because I dont know how to shove a dollar into the floppy disk drive."
i'm sorry electro haters, but that was pretty damned funny.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:19:32 EST (#)
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kinda funny, but dont you guys gang up on electro a bit too much?
its a bit cruel, this isn't "The Trials of Life"
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:14:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:21:59 EST (#)
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HOW CAN A ROBOT BE FAT, YOU RETARD? ROBOTS ARE MADE COMPLETELY OUT OF METAL
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:01:05 EST (#)
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Whoever it is changed the password. Either that or I just can't remember it.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, confuse the autistic kid for laughs, good going.
This is fucking lame.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:00:36 EST (#)
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I gave it to Bart, and he posted that MickGinny post.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:57:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:54:57 (#)
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I posted the first three Agent Smith posts with help from AJ. From there, it was his handle solely. So I can only assume this is still his doing.
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Shit, this name gets passed around more than a Thai hooker at a USO show. I've given the password to about five people, and god only knows how many people they've given it to.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:54:57 EST (#)
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I posted the first three Agent Smith posts with help from AJ. From there, it was his handle solely. So I can only assume this is still his doing.
Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:54:41 EST (#)
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Awwww sad! You should pick on someone your own size. Look how confused he is.
Except I don't know the back story, so maybe he had it coming.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:42:26 EST (#)
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I resent the accusation of being even acquainted with that narcissistic swine.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:41:44 EST (#)
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so the truth is seen...
agent smith = degreeless?
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:39:43 EST (#)
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MepretendingtobeBart: Why is the picture so fuzzy?
electro1178: it is?
MepretendingtobeBart: Yes.
MepretendingtobeBart: Why is the text not bolded?
MepretendingtobeBart: I demand bold text.
electro1178: but that would be a 2nd post within 5 minutes! Wouldn't this violate some posting rules?
MepretendingtobeBart: There are no rules.
MepretendingtobeBart: You've posted more than once per day before.
MepretendingtobeBart: What makes this different?
electro1178: true but not every five minutes tho...
MepretendingtobeBart: It doesn't matter.
MepretendingtobeBart: Who makes the rules?
MepretendingtobeBart: I do.
MepretendingtobeBart: Do you not have the picture saved so you can quickly change the text?
MepretendingtobeBart: My ID = 1
MepretendingtobeBart: Jeffrey, do not make me result to punishment for your insolence.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59506
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
dirty
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, I forgot to add this extra stuff: your ass is going into my smashed series continuing later on... you are going to be so pwned.....
I am also fed up with everyone making fun of my autism and shit... just fucking lay off, will you?
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope bart kicks your ass for imposing as him.
Also for threating to ban uber users...
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Genius at its best. I doubt it's AJ.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:32:12 EST (#)
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I hope you're not expecting me to read all of this, AJ.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-14 01:32:07 EST (#)
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What. The. Fuck.
Not me.
Swear to God, I thought he was banned.