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The first Uber wedding, the Lightening Bolt of love. (681 hits)

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Rating: 0.82 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Hair (View user info) at 2005-02-14 06:16:47 EST


You have to be fucking kidding.

These morons had a Klingon theme wedding - Lightening Bolt!

According to the geek's site:

On October 31,2003 Lt. K'Allen and 2nd Lt Torsha became husband and wife in a private ceremony on Earth.Many of their shipmates were in the wedding.Shipmembers in attendance and all in uniform were Warrant Officer Jendarith, who performed the ceremony,Lt. Ri'Par who was best man,Marine Captain K'klarj as groomsman,and 2nd Lt J'Lok as bridesmaid.The Worf/Dax version was done and the happy couple spent the night out in a terran drinking establishment.The entire ship wishes the ship CO and his wife a long,happy union!

Yeah, live long and prosper you freaks.


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Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for reminding me of Star Trek TNG

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-18 18:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I lov that the one guy is wearing jean shorts...

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-18 18:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hey, that's my sister and her husband...wtf?

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-02-18 18:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what on Q'onos is Jabba the Hut doing at a Trekkie wedding!? that is a TOTAL violation of the Nerd Code!

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-02-18 18:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Yeah, live long and prosper you freaks."

live long? sure, ok, have a good one, etc... but prosper? i don't think we particularly need these queer folk breeding

Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

wow, never seen this before.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Please jebus let these people be sterile.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:39:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't worry about it.

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-14 08:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

It IS Shlongy, isn't it?

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-14 08:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I liked it better the first time.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

amazing

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:02:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Mom!?

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Do you think the bumps on their heads would feel good against your clit?

Done before.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shlongy??


Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Already done, sorry: http://www.ubersite.com/m/49237


I am teh ghey.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Fucking wierd.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

damn, she's hot!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The bride's dreamy..

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Beats doing it in a church.
Doesn't it??

Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That guy is a member of this site! His name is Kai!

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-14 06:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Here's the site: http://custurd.b3ta.com/mirror/klingonwedding/


I didn't want a hokey second wedding like those ones on TV! This one's
for real!

-- Homer Simpson
A Milhouse Divided