Uber Tonight: Interview with WhatTheHell (726 hits)
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Submitted by <xenon> (View user info) at 2005-02-14 10:33:42 EST
Uber Tonight Episode 1 (GLALL): http://www.ubersite.com/m/59227
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Hello and welcome again to Uber Tonight. Tonight's show features an in-depth interview with one of Uber's more volatile characters, WhatTheHell. WhatTheHell joined Ubersite in August of 2004. Since then, there's been an infamous ongoing battle between him and Schlongy. We sat down with WhatTheHell and asked the tough questions that Uber wants to know. Now we present you with our interview entitled, "WhatTheHell: What the Hell?!"
X: WhatTheHell, as of 2/11/05 you had posted 92 messages on Ubersite. Of those, 32 ended in a positive rating. There's a trend there that some may describe as...I don't know...bad? However, as we all know, many people come to Ubersite just to vent or stir up trouble and conflict. What is your honest opinion on how you've been received on Ubersite? Are you in it for the ratings, the women, the NSFW, or the thrill of the hunt?
W: Well I'll tell you Tim, HEY... DID YOU JUST TOUCH MY ASS ? Anyway.... Mr. Asstoucher, allow me to answer that question Bob. I'm in it ONLY for the cheetos, and nothing else. I was told by Bart that there were free Cheetos here. Do YOU have the cheetos?
*INTERLUDE*
At this point, the interview had to be paused to break up the fight between WhatTheHell and our Best Boy. Apparently, WhatTheHell thought that HE had the Cheetos.
*INTERLUDARY INTERLUDE*
No Cheetos were harmed in the course of this interview.
X: In your camwhore debut, located here http://www.ubersite.com/m/58520, there was some confusion as to if it was really you in the picture. Some others also questioned the realism of the phallus shown in the hand of the individual on the right side of the image. The conversation in the comments was completely confusing. How about clearing that up for our audience...right here...right now? They want the truth, WhatTheHell!
W: No problem Ruth, I'll clear that up right here and now. The large and bald person in the picture is really ME. It was a costume party last year and I dressed as Uber's favorite user APOLLO... DID YOU JUST TOUCH MY ASS AGAIN???
X: Disregarding everyone's opinion of you as an author, no one can dispute the fact that Bishop Pic Wednesday was an enormous success. Let's take a look back at the post that started it all (http://www.ubersite.com/m/53755). I even participated in this little bandwagon here http://www.ubersite.com/m/53768. What was your inspiration behind posting Bishops of all things?
W: That's an easy one Kevin, but I had hoped the Uber population would pick up on it... but regardless, my inspiration was the common domesticated goat. I believe that the post achieved what I had hoped for it.
X: I think most Uberites know of the...shall we say "relationship" between you and Schlongy. I think it's important for our audience to see where it all came from. Many new users come to Ubersite and see you two slugging it out on posts, but they don't know the deep and longstanding history you two share. Can you give us a Reader's Digest version of how you and Schlongy became at odds with each other?
W: I have a confession to make Lisa, Shlongy and I are actually ONE IN THE SAME PERSON. I thought of all the things I could never be in life... rich, handsome, short, an internet tough guy... and rolled them all into the persona called SHLONGY, oh... and when we are feeling ghey, we become Apollo... I feel like a weight has been lifted here... THANK YOU Karen!! Sometimes when I'm alone at night I jack off to Sanford and Son Reruns... Uhm I'm sorry, what were we talking about again Frieda?
X: WhatTheHell, give us some parting words of advice. Though you have many enemies, there are also many users to idolize and look up to a user such as yourself. What morsel of inspiration can you provide for those who want to be just like WhatTheHell?
W: SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES!!
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Right from the horse's ass, folks. WhatTheHell, Schlongy, whoever you are...thank you from all of Ubersite for that revealing interview. I'm sure that people will look back on these moments as a historical time in Ubersite's history. Or they may not. Either way, WhatTheHell raises some interesting questions for all of us Uberites to ask. Do I have an alter I don't know about? Is masturbating to Sanford and Son wrong? Where ARE the Cheetos Bart promised?
We hope you'll join us next time for another insightful interview into one of Uber's more notable characters on Uber Tonight.
For now, this is Uber Tonight, saying, "Good Night."
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Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-02-14 14:22:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:12:25 (#)
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I need volunteers!
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Do me! I know you think I'm a dumb bitch and you seem pretty clever... I'd like to see what kind of stuff you can come up with.
This post was funny.
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Whatever, I have no standards...email me.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I need volunteers!
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Do me! I know you think I'm a dumb bitch and you seem pretty clever... I'd like to see what kind of stuff you can come up with.
This post was funny.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-02-14 12:25:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:43:29 (#)
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I love these, xenon but you should give us a teaser as to who's next.
" Next time, on Uber Tonight......."
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I'd tease if I had someone lined up, but I'm just starting these. I don't exactly have the stars beating down my door.
I need volunteers!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love these, xenon but you should give us a teaser as to who's next.
" Next time, on Uber Tonight......."
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love these posts.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Again! Interview me again!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:58:46 EST (#)
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People admire WhatTheHell? Fellow retards?
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-14 10:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method is Shlongy.