Please Hate Me (1479 hits)
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Submitted by <whychunky.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-03-31 01:42:16 EST
I find few things as amusing, until they get boring like the "rating war" on "gay categories." So I know when I am effectively gang banged. Congratulations all around.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1049016673895822454
Simply to justify my existence, and because I exhausted all my anger here over the last two days, I've decided to write something in which I actually capitalize. The reason is, I think people think that teenagers are the only people who believe capitalization to be a waste of precious finger energy. ("Finger energy" is an obvious place for you to attack me. You may even copy directly from "Save your 'finger energy' by keeping your idiotic opinions to yourself.") I relinquish all rights to the sentence.
Caps is a waste. But I can use them. (Here you can say, "My fifth grade English teacher told me never to start a sentence with 'But.'") Why I feel a need to prove this, I have no idea. (Another place ripe for attack.)
I am also not being sarcastic at all. I have tried swearing off sarcasm in the past and failed miserably. I can, however, manage it for a short written peice.
So the whole point of this post is to continue an argument from "gay categories," where it did not belong in a place specifically intended for it.
My main beef is still with hidden101, who is still a fag.
Why? If I were being sarcastic I would say it's because I'm trying to help him realize he is gay and lead the less annoying (to me) life of a gay person who knows it. There is probably some way you can turn this around and call me gay and infatuated with him, but I'd rather not bicker about that.
Actually the reason I dislike hidden is, for starters:
"Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-30 14:03:26
"Ranking: -2
"i'm glad i only wasted 3 seconds of my life by skimming through this worthless dribble instead of reading the whole thing."
Even I read an entire post before giving a -2 and calling it worthless dribble. Secondly:
"i haven't seen you contribute one single interesting thing"
and
"you have nothing to contribute to Ubersite"
If it is not interesting, why do you keep responding? I personally find being insulted very interesting, which is why I keep reading and responding. And I should stop posting because it offends you? Destroys your very own Ubersite?
I could post inane, uninspiring drivle if you prefer. For instance, I was at dinner tonight and a guy created one of the great quotes of all time, "Look at my life and try not to laugh." You would have to know him, but believe me, it was funny.
So what does everyone think?
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-22 02:50:44 EDT (#)
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man, this reminded me of when uber used to be sweaty and dirty and fun
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-04-06 03:30:30 EDT (#)
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Bong - I think that can be safely assumed.
It is a great deal safer than the myriad of assumptions I was making in my head.
Fucking Figures
Michelle
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-04-06 03:12:20 EDT (#)
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Is it safe to assume that Chunky is the only person here that has ever thought of the possiblity of having one and a half testicles?
Submitted by chunky (user info) at 2003-04-03 01:37:44 EST (#)
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"am i just a moron magnet? is that it? why does all the stupidity on Ubersite revolve around me? so i didn't like your stupid pillow biter post; big fucking deal! get over it, kid! cry me a fucking river!"
i hate exclamation points.
"i'm done here."
how many posts ago? you contradict yourself incessently. your brain could fit in my scrotum and leave room for one and half testicles.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-02 17:14:59 EST (#)
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i bet Istaros works at McDonalds.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-02 11:07:45 EST (#)
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Call me clueless, but I still can't grasp what's going on here between sky & Hidden and Istaros or even what sparked it. ? .
The only posters I really can't stand lately are Kevin Valor, who, thankfully, I haven't seen squat from lately, and of course, my illiterate buddy IndianOcean. What a couple of tools. What makes IndianOcean so irritating is that I can't even give him shit about being a stupid teenager, he's 24.
I like Istaros' posts.
And catscradle - it's true, I'd probably scrutinize a post by KM more than one from Hidden. But I think it's because KM dug his own hole where I'm concerned. HOWEVER, it doesn't mean that he has to stay in that hole forever, he has made some very apparent steps in the right direction IMHO. So it's good give a little shit to people, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, no?
blah blah blah.
Loren
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-02 10:20:14 EST (#)
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"There's really no reason for me not to bring that rather favorable element up when in the midst of ridiculing a lonely teenager who won't shut the hell up."
methinks that's called irony.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-04-02 10:04:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-02 02:23:41 EST (#)
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well said. i've had to admit i was wrong on a few occassions on Ubersite, and had no problem with it. then again, i don't put myself on a pedastal, either. i think some people percieve me that way, though, because of the support from other Ubersiters i sometimes recieve. but i feel like you do on this one. despite my incredibly high IQ, i am lacking in many areas. hell, i don't know anyone that is worse at math than me. i'm TERRIBLE at it. simple algebra confuses me to tears. i was going to say a little more, but i need sleep. it's getting late and i have to work very early in the morning.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-04-02 02:13:21 EST (#)
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Hidden - I really don't dislike anyone, however if one appoints one's self to a lofty level, one must ensure everything one does, says and thinks is 100% correct. I have issues with people who take themselves that seriously, and treat people (like our Sky) poorly. It makes me wonder *WHY?*, why does that person have so much vitriol to spew? Why so hateful? Why so needy to be thought of as smarter than other people. We have Yidele who is that clever, however remains connected with earth, and he is also a man, I have seen him mention that he has been wrong. That's a man.
When Istaros has been a bit more human in his thinking (and I don't mean humane), I have found the words entertaining... he certainly does have a way about him, although the fan club thing throws me.
I am not perfect, I don't expect anyone to think I am. One piece of knowledge I do posess which is "flawless", is that no-one is perfect. I know my IQ, it's been professionally measured, however I must admit there are academic areas where I struggle to keep up. Some other areas are a breeze... just as Marilyn Munroe's IQ was supposedly higher than Einstein's, but their talents lay in different areas.
The old saying is "heavy rests the head that wears the crown"... want to be top dog? Fine, but it's lonely at the top and you have to make sure you deserve it.
Otherwise, get your head out of your ass, remember you are only human and preserve some kind of dignity, for all our sakes.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-02 01:53:09 EST (#)
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catscradle, in response to your post-
We have one article. Will it get better reviews if it is posted by either
A. KM/chunky or,
B. Hidden or some other accepted Ubersiter?
ANSWER- B.
because almost (note the ALMOST) everything i post is worthwhile, whether it be for comedic value, or thought provoking points of view, or both at the same time. (the mitsubishi post was just because i was angry) not that i'm bragging on myself, but the numbers don't lie. every single one of my worthwhile posts has made it in the top 4 of the 10 most heated and i'm hanging on to the last two spots of the 10 most often reviewed. Chunky just posts pure piles of shit that will only make it in the most heated section because everyone wants to express how shitty they thought it was. KM, however, has earned my respect, as he's learned that it's only safe to post when it's well thought out and mature, and he actually now has much to contribute, and it's coming out slowly. he's even got Loren warming up to him (you know it's true). but Chunky is a goddamn idiot. anyway, i don't think it has anything to do with who posted it for most of the Ubersiters. they're looking for content.
btw- i read about the origin of your name, and i must agree that Kurt Vonnegut most certainly is one of the best writers i've ever had the pleasure of indulging in. and i've stopped reading alot from when i used to always have my nose in a book. but i'll still always enjoy a good Vonnegut book.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-02 01:34:28 EST (#)
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ouch....
good show, Hair. you da man. see, i liked Istaros at first, but when he started to disagree with me, he wasn't like, "i disagree with you, and here's why." he just starting ripping on me. i'm sure if you, or any of the other Ubersiters disagree with me, you'll just be straight out and say that was the stupidest thing you've ever heard, and that will be the end of it, with me coming away from it, knowing a deserved a comment like that. that's why you and some of the others here get tons of respect from me. but then again... the people i speak of are all older and wiser... it's always the teenagers i get this shit from.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-04-01 23:39:15 EST (#)
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Istaros - I was enjoying your posts, however now I am feeling you are a verbose student with anger management issues. I thought it was funny until you put **yourself** on a pedestal again; please convince me you don't take yourself this seriously.
Maybe because I am a bit older than everyone else (it seems... other than Yidele and Loren), but maybe I don't need to take myself so seriously, and certainly don't feel the arrogance to call myself, nor any of my actions, "flawless". This is what piqued my ire:
· "sky, I'm afraid the analogy was flawless." I need to point out that the grammar wasn't, nor the punctuation. Admittedly, I am unaware of all fine nuances between modern US English and English as is taught in the UK and Australia, so forgive me if there is some slight error between domestic understandings: "I feel my IQ dropping faster than the drool of the quadriplegic retard elongates towards the floor." S/B "I feel my IQ drop faster than drool, from a quadriplegic retard, as it elongates towards the floor."
· "My IQ was dropping faster the drool was stretching. The analogy was not between the drool and the IQ, nor between the lowering of my IQ and the falling of the drool. (by the way, even if it were, it would still make sense, as they both consist of downward motion)" Sorry, numbers, unless graphed, do not go "downwards", they increase or reduce and all spatial/graphical representation is nominal to aid comprehension.
· As you said, you had intended the speed; "the analogy was comparing the speed at which said acts were occurring." So you were intending to an analogy based on an inverse relationship, the speed of decrease in your IQ was inverse to the elongation of the saliva? Then you will need to re-word.
· "You really can't win in a grammar fight against me. Try again." Grammar fight? What next, a cheer fight? You had to say grammar fight??? "You really can't win... against me"? I do not profess to hold an Oxonian doctorate of English, but this is a highly malleable and pliant language - do you think that you can create such a thing as a "grammar fight" without due authority or process? C'mon, if you are to take yourself seriously, you will have to follow through. Or have a sense of humour. Flawless, indeed!
I agree with Cats, figuratively and conceptually it's a pretty good visual, one that entertained me. In fact I thought you were highly entertaining until this thread illustrated your intent to be taken seriously. I had hoped you were here for a laugh because you are very entertaining.
You may feel free to take me to task on any error I have made (which you will invariably do, thundering away in your verbose, Wagnerian manner), although since I have not set myself up with such comment as "flawless" and "you really can't win... against me", you may wish to take task with your fellow on-line gamers.
Sorry buddy, but I asked you before, how does irony smell from your high horse?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-01 23:19:12 EST (#)
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i don't think so chunky. you're putting up your defenses, and it's a real stretch. you thought your post would have been funny, and i'm just burned out on the homo issue and plus your post really sucked balls. you got all butthurt and ran to the bathroom to cry and masturbate. then you posted this. i don't have anything more to say to you. i'll reiterate my stance by re-posting my second post, which i thought would have cleared all this up-
am i just a moron magnet? is that it? why does all the stupidity on Ubersite revolve around me? so i didn't like your stupid pillow biter post; big fucking deal! get over it, kid! cry me a fucking river!
as for Istaros, his problem is that in real life (away from the Internet), he has no friends and feels he must compensate by drawing a fan club at some website that only two people actually take seriously; himself and chunky. the rest of us have real lives, with real interpersonal relationships with other real people, but we come to Ubersite to let off some steam, or just to have something to do while at work when we don't feel like doing actual work. Istaros, you need to sit back and think and see all of this for what it really is. your purported shoestring fanclub (if not nonexistant) is the most retarded claim of all. what are you trying to do? build an army of chunkies so that when the next teenager says something stupid, you can unleash the fury of your minions upon them and prove to the land of Uber that you reign over all as king and supreme ruler? dude, serisouly, who are you trying to fool? we can all see right through you, as the rest of us live in a world full of reality, where the same rules do not apply as in teenager world. anyone who would claim to have a "following" of Internet geeks is a sad, pathetic little turd. and get over chunky. i know you want to suck his dick, but he is NOT a genius. oh yeah, he's a clever one. he really pulled the wool down over our eyes! "fooling" people on some website by claiming it was a "bitch post".... wow... i'm convinced! he IS a genius! he even goes as far as to state that we can't ignore him without an ignore button. ok, so i guess he posted this, expecting EVERYONE to ignore it. yeah, he took time out of his day to write something that no one was supposed to read. bullshit. after he realized that no one liked his post, he started crying like a little girl with a skinned knee and then he wiped away the tears and posted this in retaliation, which according to Istaros, makes him a genius. apparently, we are all giving chunky what he wants here. well, you got that right, Istaros, but not quite in the way you think- we ARE giving him what he wants... attention. why is he looking for it here? because he doesn't get it from mommy and daddy, or at his high school, and can get it here from the safety and comfort behind his monitor.
i'm done here. this has escalated to the level of supreme idiocy. it's not fun anymore; it's just pathetic, now.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-04-01 22:24:13 EST (#)
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catscradle
for some reason, when responding my posts, a lot of people have kept a remarkably open mind. However, a lot of people also haven't lol. Its to be expected though i guess.
Submitted by chunky (user info) at 2003-04-01 21:46:47 EST (#)
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lmfao.
leave for a day and you never know what will happen. it is nice to see that out of the hundreds of idiots who read this, one or two actually begin to understand my post's point.
i'm feeling genial because i just watched american history x and pretty much emptied out my hate reserves. so i'll get into it a little. basically, i posted the gay thing hoping for a fight, but when i got it i realized i didn't want to fight it. so i did this shit, in an "i wonder what will happen if i post something this bitter" vein. after the onslaught of hatred i realized following it could easily become an unhealthy obsession, so i quit. till now.
as for the meaning, it was intended to be satirical and thought-provoking while still inflamatory. i was hoping for someone to respond along the lines of what catscradle said. there are also undertones of other themes if you like. yes, it could have been better written; but so could anything.
relating also to the "poor hidden" thread, but fitting better here, the reason our h friend drew my anger was simply because i started off insulting many people, but he's the only one who actually got offended and fired back.
what a bitch he is too.
i couldn't resist.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-01 19:00:42 EST (#)
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Pardon me, FUCK-stick.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-01 19:00:03 EST (#)
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I never rate any posts. I think it is completely useless and leaving a comment serves the same purpose. Well, I'll leave a +2 to emphasize a point, but -2 doesn't do as much as calling someone a uck-stick and threatening to stab them in the gut, pulling the knife upwards, taking out their heart, showing it to them, eating it, ripping their heads off, removing all the flesh and fucking their skulls.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-04-01 18:47:12 EST (#)
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A few thoughts,
Just like most people on Ubersite, there are some things I dislike about Istaros and things I like about him. His analogy sounded awkward but it was forceful because when I read it I imagined a guy sitting with a blank expression and a pool of drool slowly spreading below him on the floor, and associated that with IQ falling. *Shrug* - It wouldn't have been my choice of words - but to each his own.
To the general idea of what he's saying, I tend to agree, although I wouldn't go so far as to say the author of the original post was a genius or that Istaros has a fan club. He may have a fan club, but I really don't care.
I think it's shitty the amount of author bias there is on Ubersite - let's not kid ourselves. I am guilty of this crime myself at times, though I try not to be. Let me pose this question to the general Uber public:
We have one article. Will it get better reviews if it is posted by either
A. KM/chunky or,
B. Hidden or some other accepted Ubersiter?
What does everyone think?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-01 18:02:31 EST (#)
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oh my god, i just made a typo when i was trying to call him a dipshit... dipship, hahahahahaha. no wait, i meant to say that. it's the new insult i made up.
duh, dipship!
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-04-01 17:57:01 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-01 17:44:40 EST (#)
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"Just because some of you are too ignorant and/or your vocabulary is too narrow to fully comprehend some of the words I use, does not mean I need to resort to the same measures as the common idiots with whom the rest of you love to associate."
oh man, who didn't see THAT comment coming a mile away? news flash- big words don't make a big man. it's all about content, not context. i have a vocabulary every bit as big as the next genius, but i've started to shy away from using it, as your point still tends to get accross when well thought out, even in simple terms.
"Perhaps I will respect Istaros in the future, but as of right now, I don't. Perhaps it was the kitchen comment. Or the unabated arrogance about intelligence that I haven't seen representation of"
i haven't seen anything, either, sky.
oh, and sky's right on with the shitty analogy. it doesn't make sense, and that's why i quoted it. in regards to your quote from me saying "i was going to say the exact same thing"; sky and i tend to be on the same wavelength, and she usually makes comments very similar to what i wanted to say, but gets it out first, leaving me with my dick in my hand. why should the exact same thing be said twice, regardless if it is worded different, or maybe just has one or two more supporting statements? sky's statements never need any more supporting, anyway. they're always rock solid. and trust me... sky is RIGHT on the whole analogy argument. your logic on this one is completely WRONG. last time i checked, elongation wasn't the same thing as something dropping. my penis elongates when i'm with your mom, but that doesn't mean it drops to the flo... oh, wait a minute, bad example. it's two entirely different things. and it has nothing to do with the characteristic system of inflections and syntax, so it's not a "grammar fight", dipship. i believe the word you were looking for was "diction", asshole. ironically, you can find it in the DICTIONary. so get your nose out of your thesaurus, and check it out. did i mention your analogy sucked? here's an analogy for you, coined by Maddox- if diction were a building, Istaros' analogy would be the plane that crashed into it.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-04-01 17:03:51 EST (#)
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sky, I'm afraid the analogy was flawless. "I feel my IQ dropping faster than the drool of the quadriplegic retard elongates towards the floor." My IQ was dropping faster the drool was stretching. The analogy was not between the drool and the IQ, nor between the lowering of my IQ and the falling of the drool(by the way, even if it were, it would still make sense, as they both consist of downward motion) -the analogy was comparing the speed at which said acts were occurring. You really can't win in a grammar fight against me. Try again.
In regards to my contradicting myself, stop feeding me that bullsperm. I never said it was wrong for hidden to make pointless comments. I find hidden's comments entertaining, but that doesn't mean that everything he says is the word of God. He's had useless posts as well as good ones, and it's pretty hypocritical for him to go off on someone else for doing the same.
"he's not just creating his own 'fan club' from a few errant postings. I'm not looking for a fan club, I'm fucking bored out of my skull at work"
Not again. Yeah, there are people who enjoy reading what I write. That doesn't mean its my objective to find these people. Some of you assholes make assumptions so grand in their pathetically misguided attempts at being insulting that it's cerebrally stifling. I write what I think, or in some cases, what people don't want to read(such as the kitchen comment); if some ubersite members like what I write, so be it. There's really no reason for me not to bring that rather favorable element up when in the midst of ridiculing a lonely teenager who won't shut the hell up.
As for flies, "Remember:" only a redneck sits around thinking of the best way to catch flies(not an attack against you, Razor -you and yidele are the only two ubersite members I actually admire- but it's a comment I'd heard somewhere before, and it came to mind as being good enough to repeat).
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-01 16:46:26 EST (#)
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I remember when yidele got lots of shit. I was just reading then. And I respect yidele. Perhaps I will respect Istaros in the future, but as of right now, I don't. Perhaps it was the kitchen comment. Or the unabated arrogance about intelligence that I haven't seen representation of (i.e. I only remember his brief postings and 'original submissions' are something that aren't necessary to him because he 'has so much to contribute'). That's all. It's like I've grown accustomed to Catscradle and actually enjoy his stuff sometimes, but mostly because he is writing original shit, he's not just creating his own 'fan club' from a few errant postings. I'm not looking for a fan club, I'm fucking bored out of my skull at work. And particularly rowdy today because I haven't done anything except hit refresh since noon and ponder how I'm paid this much to play on ubersite all day.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-04-01 16:37:38 EST (#)
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okay, I like Istaros. Chalk me up as a member of his fan club...
It's so rare that someone comes onto Ubersite and starts swinging, and then holds against the tide pretty well when the regular crowd gangs up and goes after him.
The last person I can remember who did that was Yidele, and shit most of the regular crowd that was here back then is gone.
Remember: You get more flies with honey than with vinegar, but a pile of shit and a flyswatter does better than both.
I have no idea why I just said that.
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-01 16:27:18 EST (#)
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you should call in your fanclub istaros. where are they? or are they as fickle as you or just sick of your attempts to work on SAT vocab used incorrectly or inadequately in run on sentences?
"Hidden, as for having nothing to contribute, you're about as sinless in regards to that crime as O.J. Simpson was in regards to... well, who doesn't know."
"It's too bad that I tend to like your comments, otherwise this "attack" would have been much more entertaining."
so in essense, you like people that contribute, nothing. and you're talking in circles. wee diddly dee.
e·lon·gate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-lônggt, -lng-)
tr. & intr.v. e·lon·gat·ed, e·lon·gat·ing, e·lon·gates
To make or grow longer.
adj. or elongated
Made longer; extended.
Having more length than width; slender.
making an analogy of IQ dropping is not comparable to making an analogy of spit growing longer. go ask your english teacher, i'm sure they'll agree that your analogy and your run on sentences need some after school work. dropping=growing. nope.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-04-01 16:08:40 EST (#)
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I'm sorry sky, is the smoke from kitchen stove blinding you? That wasn't the first time hidden tried to play grab-ass with me. Now that I've taken the side opposite of his in an argument, he gets uptight and scorns me. Boo hoo. At least it's comforting to know that his only retorts consist of either 1) "i was going to say the exact same thing" or 2) "i didn't bother to read what he said" Too smart to read a counter-argument, and too smart to say something of his own. Oh well.
And to anyone who is still bitching about my use of a "thesaurus," I would be more than happy to tell you that it's all in my mind(like you would believe me, anyway). Just because some of you are too ignorant and/or your vocabulary is too narrow to fully comprehend some of the words I use, does not mean I need to resort to the same measures as the common idiots with whom the rest of you love to associate. It's quite interesting to see how once someone sees a word that is just a tad uncommon in some English dialects, that means that it's a mysterious word that nobody comprehends, and whose only value is to ineffectively wow your "intellectual" opponents. Sorry, but just because you have the equivalent of a yeast infection for brains doesn't mean that everyone else does as well. It's not my fault if you're undereducated.
And by the way, my use of the word "elongate" was entirely valid, you subhuman fuckhole. It's not surprising that you would think otherwise, seeing as you admittedly did not even read the comments around which that insult was based. If you had, you would have noticed that "elongating" was used in reference to the motion of the retard's drool, not the retard himself. Duh.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-04-01 16:02:52 EST (#)
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Loren, im glad i could have that effect on you.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-04-01 15:56:24 EST (#)
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Ok, so who are we fighting against today team?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-01 15:55:54 EST (#)
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KM likes to use a thesaurus and the dictionary quite often too. I like it. It gets my panties in a bunch.
Loren
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-01 15:48:58 EST (#)
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but that post isn't hidden's fault...where did istaros develop this misconception of fame and glory and elongated retard drool? since istaros had a prior fan base before hidden's comments.
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-01 15:40:27 EST (#)
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i wasn't pissy when he said that before KM (although he did sound retarded). Today i'm in a picking fights kind of mood :) I agree, you appropriately said he was an asswipe before.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-04-01 15:34:07 EST (#)
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Lol, hidden, i think you are the one to blame for Istaros's ego.
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-03-11 15:11:33
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K.M., just admit you got cuahgt -again- for being the enematic, mindless, dog's-bitch that you are. You're not fooling anybody. I, on the other hand, having only been here for about a week at most, already have a fan base
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Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-03-11 15:15:56
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So what? You came here to establish a fan base? Make friends?? Thats probably why your started dissing me in the first place, right bitch? Capitilize on the unpopularity of KM?
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-11 15:14:58
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Istaros kicks ass in my book. +2
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-04-01 15:28:37 EST (#)
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How come when he said he had a following to me (is that what you are referring to?), i was the only person to tell him was an asshole?
But now now now, lets not let things get out of hand.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-01 15:19:19 EST (#)
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"the more I read of anything you're saying here, the more I feel my IQ dropping faster than the drool of the quadriplegic retard elongates towards the floor."
then leave quick before it's too late and your brain turns to mush.
sky- i was going to say the same exact thing. i'm not impressed by his ability to use a thesaurus. hell, you can see that's exactly what he's doing by using the word "elongate" to decribe a drooling retard. please. anything i caught in his last post by skimming through it was utterly ridiculous and unsupported. he's a goddamn idiot. it's entertaining, though. here's an a little analogy of my own- maybe if we piss off young Istaros enough, he'll be outta here faster than a homo at Fort Dix.
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-01 13:31:01 EST (#)
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istaros, can i partake in membership of your following? Is it a clamoring cult? Do you have initiation ceremonies...does your following have a name, like istaros' offspring roused from prior ignorance? secret schemes of global domination? i think one must.
'pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering'
'yeah brain, but where we gonna find a tattoo parlor open at this time of night?'
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-01 13:14:56 EST (#)
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you know, i get the impression that istaros is very young. one that thinks he 'has a following' from one 'go istaros' comment is pretty underdeveloped methinks. btw, AP words don't make one more intelligent, or more importantly, they don't make one better able to hold up an argument. i for one, do not sit here with my thesaurus in hand attempting to wow someone. Frankly I think the 'popularity contests' here are ridiculous. Who likes who, who 'has a following', who is a delusional acne prone nerd with AP english who thinks that one supportive comment equals a following? Congrats on delusion, sweetheart.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-04-01 12:50:52 EST (#)
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Hell hath no fury like a women scorned. Well, that's nothing compared to the barrage of obtuse lies and paltry retorts birthed by the recondite "intellects" of a few pompously egocentric assholes who happen to see something with which they don't agree(or, in at least one person's case, don't take the time to see whether or not they agree).
"you know istaros, for someone who's never contributed anything besides saying that you've 'developed a following' har har har, that's so original of you."
"i can't believe i didn't say anything back when he said he "developed quite a following." i guess i just hit my "ignore" button."
Bullshit. Yeah, I developed a "following." So what? If I have something that someone else doesn't, I can and will use that in a personal attack on another member if at all possible -which was, after all, the only purpose of me saying that in the first place. I don't need "orginal submissions" to make a point, and I suspect that you're actually smart enough to be able to recognize that, but the more I read of anything you're saying here, the more I feel my IQ dropping faster than the drool of the quadriplegic retard elongates towards the floor.
And hidden, please. You're the first one to say anything to indicate that anybody enjoyed my comments. Normally, I would say you're talking out of your ass, but that's probably giving your anus more credit than it's worth, as it seems it's only functioning gear is "reverse." If you're going to dig yourself a hole where you completely, oh, what's that? yeah, "IGNORE" what you previously said, please ensure that after you've dug yourself in, you completely engulf yourself in the soil you uprooted. If you don't like it, or if you get bored, fuck a corpse. It's too bad that I tend to like your comments, otherwise this "attack" would have been much more entertaining.
"Istaros doesn't get it and steps in here trying to sound like billy badass, when really, no one cares about him or his complex. and why does everyone keep making fun of my introspection post? i wasn't being serious, people!"
Yes you were.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-01 12:40:39 EST (#)
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exactly. i thought it was funny. well, half-way. i was being serious about my friend, though. we were just like "oh well, he's dead." oh, and i knew i was asking for it even before i hit that "submit" button....
=)
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-01 12:21:58 EST (#)
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Hidden "why does everyone keep making fun of my introspection post"
Because it's absolutely hysterical, and you were asking for it. :-)
Flowers.
Loren
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-01 10:05:12 EST (#)
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"like you're the prom king of ubersite."
sky, i was thinking the same thing. i can't believe i didn't say anything back when he said he "developed quite a following." i guess i just hit my "ignore" button. it's like he's aching for acceptance or to be lauded by the Uber regulars so that he can prove to the teenage world, once and for all, that he is king.
as for Chunky- i can see right through him. obviously he wants the attention, and he's getting it. i'm not stupid. i know why he posted this crap. if it had really pissed me off, which is impossible, i would have probably ignored it. but i saw it as an oppourtunity for entertainment. Istaros doesn't get it and steps in here trying to sound like billy badass, when really, no one cares about him or his complex. and why does everyone keep making fun of my introspection post? i wasn't being serious, people! jesus christ, some of you are fucking stupid, i swear.
sky, you rock, and that's all there is to it.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-04-01 10:02:18 EST (#)
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Istaros, remind me never to piss you off, that was quite a op-ed.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-01 09:48:05 EST (#)
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- Istaros -
That was fucking insane!!! It's the kind of rant that I find myself reading REALLY FAST and furiosly and LOUDLY. *whew* I'm going for a smoke.
Loren
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-01 09:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you know istaros, for someone who's never contributed anything besides saying that you've 'developed a following' har har har, that's so original of you. user info. original submissions. zip.
maybe you should post something beyond longwinded descriptions of sexual experiences you'll never have rather than just sitting there and bitching, or talking about your nonexistant following like you're the prom king of ubersite.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-04-01 09:12:15 EST (#)
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"after i read the first sentence "chunky is a genius", i didn't bother to read the rest of it."
Typical :P
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-01 08:11:34 EST (#)
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*BEEP!*
...ignore button =)
after i read the first sentence "chunky is a genius", i didn't bother to read the rest of it.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-04-01 03:14:16 EST (#)
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Hahahaahahahahahhaahah
god, chunky's a genius. are you all so blind that you're unable to tell that you're giving him exactly what he wants? holy fucking christ. there's so much tear-shitting going on here i don't whether to click on a link to another post, or call the city sewage center.
Seriously. What the hell? I don't know about anybody else here, but it seems to me that there couldn't be muhc more hypocrisy in you people if you tried. I'll go through a step-by-step analysis... 1) Chunky makes a post about fags. 2) Hidden gets all in his face about something he, admittedly, did not even take the time to read -probably because Chunky had previously insulted him. 3) Other people also attack Chunky. So far, no problem. But, 4) Chunky makes new post in which he basically a) says he only has a problem with one person, b) admits a "defeat," and c) defends his position, and attitude in general, by attempting to point out some irony(i.e., why do you keep talking about something that you say is "uninteresting").
And, 5) More people continue to do exactly what he's criticizing. Whereas it may make one feel defiant or rebellious to purposefully do what his opponent considers to be stupid, it really doesn't do anything besides, well, make you look stupid.
Hidden, as for having nothing to contribute, you're about as sinless in regards to that crime as O.J. Simpson was in regards to... well, who doesn't know. Come on, writing about how you're worried that you don't have your head on straight just because you don't metamorphosize into a sobbing heap of human flesh when something "bad" happens, and putting up a picture of your brooding self to accompany that load of personalize bullshit, THAT's somehow not a waste of my time? And then you have the audacity -no, the gall- to show yourself in yet another picture, only this time wearing the worst fashion no-no possible, with a horny gimp's eyes locked on your ass from the table behind you. Ahoy, sailor!!!
In regards to the rest of the idiotically pretentious cum-guzzling donkey-punching self-absorbed morons that have been doing their damndest to contribute their oh-so-insightful version of intelligence to the attacks on Chunky, there are people who can see right through your shit the way the herpes-infected cock of serial rapist on parole can smash right through your precious little 5-year-old sisters' hymens. If you have "something to contribute," at least try to make it an original contribution instead of reading someone else's comments(such as Hidden's, Razor's, or Loren's) and viciously nodding your head in what some might think to be whole-hearted, passionate agreement, but in reality is nothing more than the force of your hand hitting your pelvic regions so hard in the extasy of the resultant self-satisfaction you encounter upon finding someone with whom you can agree, that it rocks your entire body back and forth so grotesquely that, if you were to look in the mirror(which you probably do every few hours in your narcissistic search for the black hole of your intellect that sucks up and subsequently destroys knowledge in much the same way your asshole sucks up and subsequently destroys good little boys' dicks) while doing so, you would probably remind yourself of a Charismatic in heat having an epileptic seizure -all while you spray your filthy man-goo over every surface imaginable in the immediate vicinity, in the hopes that you may thereby impregnate some extremely fetishist, bizzarely psychotic whore -because God knows that's the only way you'll ever get your sperm into a female's body.
Submitted by chunky (user info) at 2003-03-31 14:41:01 EST (#)
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that is all i ask, lodnem.
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-03-31 13:03:34 EST (#)
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i have to give this post +1 because the title 'please hate me' is right on the money.
i now hate you.
i would give you +2 if the title were 'please hate me and i'll go hang myself', so i'm leaving another +1 in the coffers with hopeful thoughts in mind.
Submitted by chunky (user info) at 2003-03-31 11:55:52 EST (#)
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i can't believe you moronic cunt slaps all missed the whole fucking point. it is a bitch post. you choade-weilding fucks can't ignore me without an ignore button? that's what theman's mom said too.
keep coming back, but get the teenager thing straight. i hate the self-righteous fuckers as much as anyone, but don't expect me to tell you all my age. would it make a any damn difference?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-31 09:52:47 EST (#)
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hendrix- absolutely hilarious.
Titinita- you rule.
sorry people, but i'm going to have to coin a maddox phrase here- Chunky, your posts are worthless, and "rank right up there along with slamming your dick in a door on the productivity scale."
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-03-31 09:31:29 EST (#)
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I know you're new here and everything, but you can't make a post everytime you are offended here on Ubersite. It's going to happen. Your job was to prove everyone wrong, but you did the opposite.
Submitted by hendrixjrr at 2003-03-31 09:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen here Chunk! I don't have any alliance with Hidden, but he's right this time. You have nothing to contribute to ubersite (or society). I'm firing up my time machine right now so I can tattoo "Louisville Slugger" on your prostitute of a mom's pregnant belly! Believe me, in a few days, we will all have forgotten your existance. How does it feel to be such a loser that you're not even remembered as one of the great pathetic uberteens (i.e. ameera et al.) If you get off by sticking your dick in a beehive, remember that you're going to get stung.
By the way, if you want to start a flame war, I've got plenty of insults. For now, I'll borrow one from PAS. You're a twunt.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-31 09:12:56 EST (#)
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good to see you on Uber this morning, Loren. i had a shitty weekend (well, friday night actually kicked alot of ass), and this morning, i wish i could have stayed in bed. and my stupid filling is killing me. anyway, i've used chopsticks before, and i just hated them. i got fairly decent at using them, but i when i use them, i can't help but think, "why am i not using a fork???" i almost argued back with Crash that it's not a matter of culture, but i guess it actually is. my argument would have been that it's easier to use a fork and that chopsticks are primitive. but i guess once you get used to chopsticks, it's about the same as getting used to using a fork. but they're still stupid to me, because my pea size american brain can't imagine using anything but a fork. but i took Crash's wife to a sushi bar, because it's like orgasmic for her to eat the stuff, and i used a fork while she used chopsticks. the workers were probably in the back like "stupid round-eyes, using a fork, hahahahahaha!"
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-03-31 09:05:03 EST (#)
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-03-31 09:00:45 EST (#)
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oh my god.
so wait, the entire point of this post was to single out hidden because he thought your last post was lame? Get used to it, chunky, this post is lame too. I'm betting all your ubersite posts are lame.
Geez. Get back to class and develop a life so you can have something interesting to post about.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-03-31 08:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup. This post sucks. -2. Chunkvomit sounds like nothing more than a pissy little pseudo intellect, but wait - that's giving him too much credit. Maybe he's more a miserable little turd who sits home all weekend in his glass house throwing stones and jerking off to pictures of Hidden. I fucking hate Mondays.
Crash -
"cultures in general seeing as America lacks one" WTF?????
America has EVERY culture there is... some are pretty gross, admittedly... Nevertheless - You're a dickhead.
Sorry Hidden, I enjoy going to a great Sushi restaurant, for example, in downtown Manhattan where I'm given no choice but to use chopsticks. Don't begrudge the rest of us chopstick geeks just because you aren't adept enough to hold the two little sticks together lond enough to get the food into your mouth. If I see you again, I'll give you a free lesson. :-) LOL
Loren
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-31 08:40:13 EST (#)
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ok, Crash. that's it. if i find one more fucking post by you that is stupid, JUST ONE MORE, i'm going to come over to your house tonight and stomp your fucking guts out. it's not funny. you're trying to stir up shit, while i'm happy with everything being calm around here recently (except for the occasional teeny bopper trying to step to this, and gets 0wNeD!!!).
oh my god... it almost worked. i was going to reply with my argument on chopsticks, but i just deleted the paragraph. i won't give you the satisfaction. everyone ignore Crash, he's an idiot with nothing better to do at work than to stir up the beehive while he sits back and laughs.
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-03-31 04:54:25 EST (#)
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"yeah; chopsticks have got to be the stupidest fucking things in the world. i swear to god, when are people going to realize how fucking stupid chopsticks really are???"
If I recall correctly, I believe its called culture...yeah thats it. Being different does not entail being stupid for the most part.
And how does the typical ignorant American such as hidden101 think?
here we have a perfect example
Where X = just about anything relating to other cultures (or shall I say cultures in general seeing as America lacks one), people of other race/religion/background, and just about anything else in the world.
(X is different from (my way of doing things/me/my country) and is therefore (stupid/gay/retarded/etc))
And why do so many foreigners think Americans are goddamn idiots? (rhetorical question obviously...but judging by the likes of hidden101 I'll make it clear)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-31 03:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hmmm... TheMan has really got something here.... Bart?
ok, we wish. TheMan never fails to crack me up or say something interesting. but seriously, this post DOES indeed suck, as does the poster.
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-03-31 02:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hidden,
I know what this site needs. An ignore button. You can highlite the poster of your choosing, and click ignore. All future postings by that individual are rendered invisible to you. There could also be a filter feature. You could set criteria to filter out any future posters who fit into your predefined descriptions.
For example, take this cock stuffing pre-op transvestite that posted this waste of cyber space. You could set your filter to ignore anyone under the age of 20, anyone who uses the word "faggot" more than twice in the same post, anyone who mentions high school, and so on and so forth. This would eliminate the urge to respond to such mindless drivel.
I am done now.
This post sucks.
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2003-03-31 02:05:53 EST (#)
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i used a chopstick last week to stir a jug of five alive, then i threw it out...it was one of those disposable wooden ones.......
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-31 02:01:43 EST (#)
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yeah; chopsticks have got to be the stupidest fucking things in the world. i swear to god, when are people going to realize how fucking stupid chopsticks really are???
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-31 01:59:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
am i just a moron magnet? is that it? why does all the stupidity on Ubersite revolve around me? so i didn't like your stupid pillow biter post; big fucking deal! get over it, kid! cry me a fucking river!
SHIT!!!
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2003-03-31 01:57:33 EST (#)
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Hidden hates chopsticks too.......can't be all bad
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-31 01:54:07 EST (#)
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this can't be for real... no way... he CAN'T be serious...
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-03-31 01:47:48 EST (#)
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Hidden is hilarious.