My Valentine's Day (745 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.75 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Grin (View user info) at 2005-02-14 13:16:46 EST
Chicken Alfredo,
wine,
chocolates,
Jazz,
candles,
teddy bears,
my ties used in a new and exciting way,
Chocolate syrup,
Neighbours banging on my door, complaining,
Sleeping in until the crack of sundown.
I'll let your imaginations fill in the rest.
User Reviews
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-14 23:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bully for you.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do you love me?
Why do you need me?
Always and forever
We met in a chat room
Now our love can fully bloom
Sure, the World Wide Web is great
But you, you make me "salvivate"
Yes, I love technology
But not as much as you, you see
But I still love technology
Always and forever
Our love is like a flock of doves
Flying up to heaven above
Always and forever
Always and forever
Yes our love is truly great
Always and forever
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you're going to put your tie around your head, aren't you? headbands are wicked cool while you're rocking in the corner.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your tenth grade Math teacher will be thrilled to hear this. I hope she's a female.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you and your overactive imagination.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My day:
Work
Eat
Work
Workout
Eat
Jack off
Sleep
Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn "one a day rule". I finally thought of something funny to write but I wasted it on bragging. *Sigh* Next time, back to funny stuff. Promise.
Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:24:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck no. Issac Hayes, Barry White (okay, so I should have put "soul")
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This sounds kind of homo. No offense.
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
By god, if you were thinking of Kenny G when you wrote "Jazz", I am going to kill you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 13:17:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My imagination tells me that this is all in YOUR imagination.